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Nicole Neal Topless Blonde Awesomeness For Continuing Moral Conflicts

 
By Bill Swift | May 10, 2013 @ 10:22 am
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 Nicole Neal Topless in Front Magazine April 2013
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We can make appropriate fun of guys with grabby hands, those impolite and rude bastards that ruin it for other men, but it's okay to imagine a little wandering of the fingers over the likes of Nicole Neal, just ridiculously hot and sextastic and quite topless on the pages of Front magazine.

I mean, if you're not imagining Nicole asking for you a little help removing her garments to reveal her boobtastic perfection, well, you either need a long vacation or a short smack to the head, because Nicole is a dream inducer of the highest order. So, remember, do not touch without permission, but, in your mind, well, as Casey Kasem urges, keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars (don't ask me how I know that). Enjoy.

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Seren Gibson Topless Wonderments Playfully Purposed for Front

 
By Bill Swift | May 8, 2013 @ 9:26 am
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 Seren Gibson and Tamsin Topless in Front Magazine Issue 181
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We haven't seen luscious brunette glamour model Seren Gibson in some time, so this is quite a treat. The hot and boob-heavy sextastic little lady brought along her friend Tamsin for a display of frivolity and passion inducement of the pillow fighting sorority girl kind for Front magazine.

There's something to be said for two wicked wanton young women having a naughty sleeopver party and biting each other's panties -- and that thing is 'awesome!'. Welcome back, Seren. Please don't ever leave again. Enjoy.

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Outtakes! Rosie Jones and Holly Peers Topless and Teasy in FRONT and Back

 
By Bill Swift | February 27, 2013 @ 10:17 am
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 Rosie Jones and Holly Peers Topless FRONT Outtakes March 2013
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Damn, just the word outtakes can send the blood rushing from my 109 IQ brain straight toward the brain truly in charge with thoughts and visions of images too racy, too naughty, or just plain too too much for proper publication. And, that blood diversion truly feels justified after seeing favorites Rosie Jones and Holly Peers in topless and teasing fun-time girls-together images from their recent shoot for FRONT magazine.

Oh, man, talk about igniting the fantasy of two boobtastic babes frolicking in little to no clothes about the flat, as I imagine all female roommates do in their own apartments when men aren't looking. I mean, I only imagine the hot girls doing this, though I do suppose my BBW neighbors down the hall do the same, I prefer to think of Rosie and Holly. But to each their own. Today is a happy day. Enjoy.

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Holly Peers Pulling (Her Top Off) for The Lakers, Will It Help?

 
By Bill Swift | February 12, 2013 @ 8:16 am
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 Holly Peers is a Lakers Topless Fan in Front Magazine Screencaps
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Isolation Kobe may or may not prove to be a winning strategy for the still under .500 Los Angeles Lakers, but what is certain to help is having a ridiculously hot topless girl in your corner rooting for your team. Enter Britty hottie Holly Peers, removing her Lakers jersey in Front magazine.

Now, you can take this as a sign that Holly is a big Lakers fan, or I suppose you could take it as a sign she's taking off her jersey as a sign of her displeasure with the team's performance, but, personally, we take it as a sign that she just wants to show you her spectacular jugs and forget all about sports. I'm pretty sure the last part is working. Enjoy.

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Thank God It’s Funbags! Rosie Jones and Holly Peers Giggly Silly Topless Frontal Fun

 
By Bill Swift | February 1, 2013 @ 12:45 pm
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 Rosie Jones and Holly Peers Topless in FRONT Magazine March 2013
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This isn't just any Friday, this is Super Bowl Friday, the Friday before the day when every red-blooded American male, a few of our favorite football-loving females, and just people who like to watch the commercials, gather round the guacamole and chips and lose their effin' shit (myself, I will probably lose my rent money on top of my shit).

So, before we turn into vicarious beasts of the gridiron this weekend, why not a calming balm of boobtastic goodness, some sensationally sweet and playful funbags couresy of two gloriously good-looking gal pals, Rosie Jones and Holly Peers, playing so innocently topless with each other in the new edition of Front magazine, and making us realize, that it's not how the game is played, it's who wins that matters. And seeing Rosie and Holly topless frolicking, we win.

Thank God It's Funbags!

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Beth Humphreys Topless Teasy Tasty Hot for Front Magazine (Prepare to Fall in Lust)

 
By Bill Swift | January 29, 2013 @ 9:38 am
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 Beth Humphreys Topless Photoshoot for FRONT Magazine February 2013
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It's been at least a week since I've fallen completely in lust with somebody, and that spell is about to be broken with the epic hot sights of Beth Humphreys in Front magazine.

Now, we've seen bits and pieces of Beth in the past few months, but consider this pictorial the big coming out party for the 19-year old Londoner, as the good folks at Front have put together a little teasy Beth-topless masterpiece. Oh, the depths to which I will now sink dreaming of getting stuck with Beth atop the London Eye and deciding that a dangling shagging would be the best way to pass the time until the Ferris Wheel begins spinning once more. So tasty hot. Enjoy.

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Nicole Neal Topless Blonde Sweetheart, The Kind of Girl Who Gets You in Big Trouble (VIDEO)

 
By Bill Swift | January 14, 2013 @ 10:28 am
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 Nicole Neal Shines in a Topless Shoot in FRONT Magazine January 2013
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Checking out Nicole Neal in her new pictorial in this month's Front magazine, along with one helluva wicked accompanying alluring and quite topless video shoot, my first thought, naturally, was, 'Man, so damn hot, must have'. Then I realized, hmm, Nicole Neal looks just like the kind of girl who you fall head over loins for, then find yourself in a whole lot of trouble. I mean, you end up with a brother holding a shotgun under your nostrils, or some big dude with no neck asking why you gotta make trouble messing with her, or perhaps you just discover that despite being a certified Subway sandwich maker, you've got no money left in your bank account at the end of the month, or on the 8th of the month, because somebody thought they'd look good in fur. And, despite what PETA says, damn,she did look good in just that fur.

But this is a fleeing thought. Because, let's face it, men have very short memories for the punishing lessons of the past when they're focused on thoughts of punishing a hot booty in the future. Without short memories, we'd hardly be able to populate this planet. And that is a job that somebody's got to do; and I'd like to start now, right now, with Nicole Neal. Many babies! Enjoy.

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