Egotastic
With all the hullabaloo in the news of late about the puppeteer dude who handied and voiced Elmo being a bit lewd and lascivious in his conduct toward not quite legal boys, well, the poor little red fella has gotten quite a bad rap. But I'm here to tell you, hey, quit blaming the puppet. He's just a vessel for he, and or she, who holds him. And when he's held by the likes of a very topless and wickedly hot Rhian Sugden in a Frank White photoshoot, well, Sesame Street just got a whole lot more fun.
Now, we can't necessarily condone the blending of super sextastic glamour models and iconic symbols of childhood, but let's just say that I'm not kicking the sweet-bodied Rhian Sugden out of my Honeycomb Hideout any time soon.
Rhian has got it going on. Heh heh he, that really does tickle. Enjoy.
Alice Goodwin Topless Lingerie Pictures Deliver the Raven-Haired Goods for Ta-Ta-Tuesday
It's Tuesday so let's cut right to the chase, err, the chest of the matter, in this case, the most passion inducing brunette buxom allure of Alice Goodwin, a woman I could easily imagine sailing around the world with, on a tiny craft, a dinghy perhaps, with nothing to save us from withering under the wilting sun save for the sweat produced from our own craven desires and intertwined bodies. If only I knew how to sail, or didn't get seasick, or could get Alice to agree to come along, or even had a dinghy.
Alas, circumnavigational fantasies involving circumcised hide-and-go-seek might have to be on hold, but they will not be kept down on the farm forever, so long as Alice keeps producing epic hotness as she does in these Frank White photographed lingerie striptease photos. I feel like I can reach right out to these photos and engage in foreplay, though I would recommend fully grounding any electrical plugs before you do so, just a tip from a gentleman shocked in an uncomfortable manner about 20 minutes ago. Enjoy.