I do so love how Fitness Gurls magazine stays so true to their title by finding hot girls, who are super fit, then getting them to take most of their clothes off for the cameras. That’s pretty rock solid. Simple, but deadly. Like the body on professional MMA fighter and Chicago burbs born hottie Felice Herrig who covers their latest edition. Felice looks pretty dangerous. And I’m not even talking about the fact that she could break your arm, jaw, and bobo sack in three quarters of a second.
Obviously, one good leer at the super tight body on Felice Herring and become inspired to workout several hours a day to achieve the same. But I choose the road less traveled. Like, flipping open a beer and watching Felice do her thing. Everybody has their role to play in this world. If we all had perfect bodies, ogling might become needlessly tiresome. I prefer this model. The have nots staring at the haves. In comfy seats, naturally. Felice, welcome to Egotastic! Enjoy.
I’m beginning to think the good folks at Fitness Gurls must share some genetic similarities with myself. They certainly do have a fondness for getting some of the finest, fittest, female forms around mostly nekkid for some body worshipping photoshoots.
Their latest incarnation of lust inducement is the outrageously hot UFC ring girl Brittney Palmer who poses and preens barely covered in some bikinis and booty shorts to show what a regular and hard working gym routine can do for a model’s body. Also, what leering at a sextastic woman such as Brittney can do to a man’s body. Consider it a mini-dead lift for a portion of your body. Brittney, you are so fine, I can’t believe I’ve yet to camp out at your doorstep with a note pinned to my body, ‘Please, care for me in the manner of a wet nurse’. You never know until you ask. Enjoy.
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If you happen to like crazy hot Latinas with stellar bikini bodies showing off their hours and years of hard bodied workouts, not to mention Mother Nature’s bounty, you’re going to fall in deep lust with Michelle Lewin and her body faptastic in the new edition of Fitness Gurls magazine.
Fitness Gurls combines two things I truly love. Sextastic girls and tiny little outfits. I bet you thought I was going to say fitness, and I suppose I do love that, for others naturally. But the pure majesty of Michelle Lewin and her sweet perfect tight thumper and all over hotness in little two piece swimsuits, well, it makes one happy to have a working heart. All the better to feel pounding inside your chest as your imagine Michelle in an ever so seductive accent asking you if you wouldn’t mind sunscreening her backside. Oh, no, I wouldn’t. Enjoy.
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Well, hello there crazy hot Arianny Celeste. As if the warm weather outside wasn’t enough to signal the official start of summer, how about the wicked hot UFC ring girl in a skimpy bikini, and less, for the must-read Fitness Gurls magazine. Talk about fit, Arianny looks absolutely perfect all over. I should know, I’ve been looking at her all over here for the past twenty minutes in these various must-see bikini photos of the sextastic Latina.
Someday, I’d like to think I could impress Arianny as much as those big strong athletic fighters she gets to see mix it up in the octagon all the time. But, barring that miracle, I’ll have to fall back on my ability to beg and whine. That’s my mixed martial art really. Arianny, I’d love to help you out next time you go bikini shopping. I hold lots of little bags and never complain. I just smile dumbly. You’ll get used to it. Enjoy.
(Be sure to check out Arianny’s full pictorial spread in Fitness Gurls magazine.)
Dang, I’m kind of in lust with UFC ring girl extraordinaire Brittney Palmer. It’s just about all I can handle to see her and Arianny strutting about with numbers above their heads during MMA matches. But now you take this luscious bodacious blonde and get her into sexy little outfits, or none at all, for Fitness Gurls magazine and suddenly you have a roundhouse kick right to the libido.
Brittney Palmer is one of those girls that makes you feel happy to be a man. I can imagine making many babies with her fit female form. That 9 1/2 weeks thing she’s got going on there with the tie in her panties is outright going to be the reproductive death of me. But at least I’ll go with a big smile. What else can you ask for? Enjoy.
And, yeah, you’re going to want to see the Brttiney Palmer Behind the Scenes video from this photoshoot. I promise you, you have nothing better to do for the next two minutes.
To say I’m looking forward to the Miesha Tate and Ronda Rousey UFC fight at the end of December is an understatement of epic proportions. It’s not that I like seeing two hot women punch, kick, and grapple each other into brutal submission. It’s that I love that.
Sure, it’s pretty sick and twisted if you think about it, so I prefer not to do much thinking. Naturally, I do pray for no busted noses or facial injuries that would take away from the killer allure of both these ladies, with Miesha’s crazy hot female form on display in this months Fitness Gurls magazine. Looking at Miesha in her bikini, it’s hard not to root for her in so many different and self-serving ways. But, when the time comes, as usual, I will objectively evaluate the two contenders and promptly bet on the loser. Enjoy.
photo credit: Fitness Gurls