Yes, Bachelorette is just a re-tread rip-off of the recent ‘about to get married’ chick flicks. Yes, Cousin Jonathan will see this movie and then insist to everybody staring at him funny how great a movie it is for dudes as well. But, this I must admit: watching the likes of mild-mannered hotties Kirsten Dunst, Isla Fisher, and now Lizzy Caplan in their bachelorette dresses does bring back a slew of recent wedding memories, albeit, the dresses have been uglier, and the girls have always been, well, less fetching than Kirsten, Isla, and Lizzy, though nothing a few extra neck tilts of champagne have not been able to overcome.
What happens at weddings stays at weddings. Enjoy.
When, oh, when, Blake will you provide us with some more scrumptious nekkid photos of yourself in your movie trailer? Don’t make me beg, because I will, and I’m very good at it.
For now, we shall rejoice in the sexy long legged minx that is Blake Lively filming on the set of Savages, the upcoming Oliver Stone drug cartel movie, that should also provide us a touch of Salma Hayek hotness when it comes out. Some Blake sexy legs and some bit o’stuffing shots in her red bikini top, little appetizers to cleanse the pallet and clean the sheets before she tosses back a couple complementary mini-bar cocktails and gets out the cellphone again. We hope. And pray. Enjoy.
Not exactly sure what to make of the new Batwing, up in motion on the set of The Dark Knight Rises, I only know that it looks pretty damn cool and I want one.
Talk about your underrated hottie thespianic sandwiches. A man could go a long way being the protein element bookended by the likes of the boobtastic-on-film-flashing Kirsten Dunst and the vastly underrated Aussie-raised Scottish lass, Isla Fisher, both of whom were filming the re-tread sounding Bachelorette outside Scores strip club in New York (a place I happen to have on my speed dial for some reason I can’t quite remember). Now, nobody needs to highlight the Hollywood genius it took to emergency greenlight Bachelorette right after a summer of box office bank with The Hangover 2 and Bridesmaids, but perhaps there was some level of above-average thinking in the selection of Dunst and Fisher as the two gals who will inevitably end up in all kinds of almost nekkid nutty disasters. If nothing else, we’ll hold tight on our end scanning for inevitable wardrobe malfunctions. Enjoy.
I feel like Megan Fox has been in hiding. I’m not sure why. She’s been working her Armani campaign and a few indie films here and there, but kind of disappeared from the Hottieville landscape since she got dumped for Transformers 3 and since she married her unemployed actor/DJ/driver boyfriend, B.A.G.S. But, from the looks of the uber-sexy Megan Fox on set of the latest Judd Apatow film, This is Forty, of course, starring his wife, Leslie Mann, the brunette bombshell flashes hints of boobtastic and the sextastic that originally made 99.9% of all men on this planet care about her more than sports for at least a few minutes. There’s something special about Megan Fox that catapults her into the Pantheon of hotties, I can’t put my finger on it, but I sure would like to, in the dark. Enjoy.
I’m quite sure I just saw a trailer for the Timberlakian-Seyfried-Wilde sci-fi movie In Time in the theaters a couple weeks ago, and it’s supposed to be flickering on screens in just a couple months time, and, yet, they are clearly still filming fresh footage. Ruh-roh. While that may not be the most optimistic note for this film whose name has been changed more times than my Uncle Krevvy when he has anything to drink after 6pm, it does mean more shots of the sextastic Amanda Seyfried in her hot little futuristic trashy costumes on the set of the film. While ‘birthday suit’ comes immediately to mind as preferred apparel for my private fantasy time with Amanda Seyfried, a little bit of bustier and leather would definitely not be scoffable. Enjoy.