Our young thespianic celeb lust d’jour, Indiana Evans, finally hit full bikini mode on the set of the remake of The Blue Lagoon in Maui yesterday, providing us our first full take on her bikini body — and it is as expected, glorious. Yes, it’s a Lifetime Channel-safe bikini, made for female viewers, but, trust me, I’m viewing too.
The extent to which we would like to be truly stranded on a desert island with this sweet blonde Aussie can not be measured in depth of passion, or even how many babies we would make with her during our castaway years, it’s more a sense of an entire body pulled by sextastic gravity toward a fantasy of being stranded with Indiana and her fully-ripe coconuts. It’s going to take more than a three hour tour to satisfy those kinds of needs. Enjoy.
Granted, Brooke Shields was but 15 or 16 when she filmed The Blue Lagoon, nekkid I might add, for those of you who clutch your pearls whenever we show Kendall Jenner in a bikini or used to show Taylor Momsen flashing her panties on stage, but Down Under young wonder Indiana Evans is now playing the The Blue Lagoon stranded hottie in Lifetime’s remake of the 1980 film, now filming on location in Maui.
And Indiana Evans is every bit as hot as the teen Brooke. Though I doubt we’ll see her in her birthday suit, thanks to a combination of freshly Victorian laws of the past generation, not to mention stage moms like Brooke had just don’t come around often enough.
Nevertheless, prepare yourself to fall in love with Indiana, the girl, from Australia. I would not mind being stranded on an island with her. Quite hot. Enjoy.
Talkin about getting your stick up.
While these aren’t the hottest photos of the girls of Spring Breakers by a longshot, it’s a good chance to see the young ladies in action, well, that might be some stunt doubles doing much of the action action, but still, Ashley Benson waving a gun, and Vanessa Hudgens wielding a hammer like a mini-hot Thor, and both the girls in hoodies and ski masks. It’s kind of like a dream I had the other night, except for the gun and hammer parts; no weapons in the boudoir, first rule of Egotastic! bedroom behavior.
Take a peek at the girls holding up a restaurant for some plot point or another and see if you don’t find your arms (or such) raised in the air. Enjoy.
Oh, my, oh double my. This Spring Breakers horn o’ plenty hotness just keeps on stimulating our good-touch bad-touch areas.
In the latest round of candid sneak peeks from the set of the set, we are full on heavy into bikini scenes with Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens flashing their petite bikini body goodness in and out of the water. You throw in some pretty spectacular Vanessa Hudgens asstastic poses, some boob grabs, and pre-moistened Selena Gomez top and bottom bikini clad parts, and, I’m prepared to take the Egotastic! Winnebago down to Tampa/St. Pete for a little rooftop binoculars happy happy fun time.
There’s all kinds of awesome skin times going on down there on set. Enjoy.
(Editor’s Note: a few of you have taken exception to my claims that this film is sure to be a stinker, just based on, well, go look up the list of films from these girls on IMDB and see my basis. So I’ve encouraged one or two EgoReaders to write a rebuttal to my typically ignorant claims and I’ll post them on the site. Looking forward to it.)
As much as I’m relishing the daily candids of Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, and Ashley Benson looking all kinds of beachy-showy on the set of Spring Breakers, I can’t help but feel that we’re getting closely to bikini filming day, which inevitably must appear in this movie, and that makes me relish just a bit harder.
Of course, if we’re daring to dream, then we’re imaging these three little minxes getting into the min-bars in their trailers, getting a bit silly, and picking up a Flip-cam for some photos we’d really ultra super relish, but do we dare to dream so big? Oh, hell yeah, we dare. Enjoy.
I’m prepared to say at this point that I will be holding my nose a year from now and in a theater watching Spring Breakers because despite the fact that the film will be pure, horrid, teen girl craptastic, it will contain little hottie peeks of Vanessa Hudgens (as a blonde), our belusted Selena Gomez, and Ashley Benson, who despite dating Justin Bieber’s swagger coach, remains a young woman that I would very much like to see modeling in nothing but her birthday suit and a jar of Goobers PB&J.
Now, there’s no real evidence that any of these girls can act a lick, but there is ample evidence from these on-set photos that these girls can wear little outfits with extensive ogle-worthiness. And we know the bikini scenes have even yet to come. So, yeah, I’ll be there watching in the dark, my fake moustache, top hat, looking like the other trenchcoat covered dudes who line the last row of teen girl matinees. Enjoy.
Fanboys do not get overheated.
We’re still a full year and several months away from the release of Star Trek 2, the second in the series since the reboot of the reboot of the original series. And while our Egotastic! Sensory Perception tells us that most of you are waiting to see photos of Zoe Saldana in her Starfleet garb, there are a few of you out there who will work the palms bare to the sight of space crafts. So, well, shuttle away!
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