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Georgia Salpa Sweet and Sticky Drippings for FHM (VIDEO)

Oh, Lucky Bastard Syrup Bottle!

Do you happen to dig super hot brunette Irish glamour models pouring stick maple syrup on their sweet bra-clad funbags? Why, of course you do. In which case, you must check out this video from our friends at FHM wherein hottie d'jour Georgia Salpa provides a healthy bit of anticipation in the form of some sweet and stick drippings courtesy of some blessed maple syrup. You'd be a sap to miss it!

Be sure to check out much more of Georgia Salpa on FHM. Enjoy.

Arianny Celeste Smoking Hot Lingerie Photos Might Just Send You Into Orbit

Whoa. Arianny Celeste is one might fine UFC Ring Girl and model extraordinaire, but these new photos from FHM Philippines are about to send the libido rockets into critical launch phase. Just ridiculously hot shots of the very delicious Arianny Celeste in little bits of bra and panties hanging around the cabin.

It's really too much to bear, and, yet, we're already imagining ways in which this could be even hotter. Say, for instance, the lingerie falls to the floor? Just an option. Enjoy.

Tulisa Contostavlos Named FHM’s Sexiest Woman of the Year (But Jessica-Jane Clement Sideboob Wins Our Hearts)

I'll say this for FHM's annual 100 Sexiest Women of the Year announcements -- they're never predictable. Inherently, all 'tops' lists are flawed by the Heisenberg Principle, if not the principle that democratic voting kind of sucks, for as Churchill said, to paraphrase, to understand the shortcomings of democracy, spend five minutes talking to the average voter (check it out, Heisenberg and Churchill in the same Egotastic! post -- you should get school credit for this!).

FHM Top 10 (of 100) Sexiest Women Winners:

10. Emily Atack
9. Mila Kunis
8. Keeley Hazell
7. Megan Fox
6. Katy Perry
5. Georgia Salpa
4. Rosie Jones
3. Rihanna
2. Cheryl Cole
1. Tulisa Contostavlos

Anyhow, the point is, our readers are amazingly awesome thoughtful critics of the sextastic, but FHM's, well, we love them like our bastard brothers we only learn we had at way too late an age, but last year they included Lady Gaga in their hottest list and this year, Tulisa Contostavlos takes top honors. Don't get me wrong, I'd empty every shekel in my measly bank account to be the next guy called up for the Contostavlos oral-fetish sex tape, she's a good looking young rapping kind of woman, but tutto di tutti hottest?

Well, you be the judge. As for us, we thought the likes of Jessica-Jane Clement and her sideboob, Helen Flanagan and her big boobtastic, and Georgia Salpa and her city-sized cleavage all kind of stole the actual show. Enjoy.

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SNEAK PEEK: Georgia Salpa Makes FHM’s Top 100 List of Sexiest Women

You know how much we disfavor the superlative lists put together by periodicals of their hottest lists, most especially when they start adding in names of girls they want to curry favor with.

But we can't deny that FHM has one of the more highly-regarded among these annual list of worldwide hotties, including this year's announcement of their FHM Top 100 list, which we now know includes the sextastic Irish brunette, Georgia Salpa, she of the big hot bold chest tubes we love so dearly.

The full list of the Top 100 will be announced by FHM tomorrow.

Rosie Jones Bends Over Forward for FHM Sextastic Pictorial

Everything is coming up Rosie here this morning with a look at the ever-ridiculously hot Rosie Jones in some wicked poses for FHM magazine.

The young celeb glamour model could poses in a flannel gown in a rocking chair and make us stand at attention to pay attention, but strip her down to some panties and bent-over boudoir poses and you have something close to a visual electrocution of the libido. Just such a wonderful sight on a Friday morning (second only to actually waking up to find her next you looking like that, natch). Enjoy.

For more Rosie madness, be sure to check out the Rosie Jones covergirl page on FHM magazine.

Katrina Bowden Utter Cheerleading Hotness in FHM

We lust Katrina Bowden like a dog worships a bone. Actually, it's precisely like that. We want to possess her, beneath our paws, spy for stranger looking to poach her, and keep her safe and secure for anywhere up to ten years or until my owners move.

In this month's FHM, the 30 Rock starlet and just about hottest babe we could ever put into our cheerleading fantasies, actually poses as a cheerleader, which completely blew our minds and hearts and family jewel repositories. It's like a dream come true, only truer. 

Check out Katrina Bowden in this month's FHM and this absolute must see video:

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