Esquire Posts:

Carla Gugino (Covered) Topless Sexy Spread for Esquire

By Jon | September 12, 2011 @ 9:50 am
Carla Gugino in Esquire Magazine
Carla Gugino in Esquire Magazine
Carla Gugino in Esquire Magazine
Carla Gugino in Esquire Magazine
Carla Gugino in Esquire Magazine
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Do you love sexy actresses with glorious bosoms tease-flashing their delicious bodies in fun little magazine pictorials? Well, if you're still breathing, you surely do.

Underrated hottie and all around boobtastic showgirl, Carla Gugino, used nothing but a little bedsheet in her Esquire photoshoot to cover up her better parts, but still provide a stiffie-man's ogle of one of the best curvy bodies in Hollywood; this Californication and Entourage actress is not afraid to show off her wares. We firmly applaud. Enjoy.

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Lily Collins Simple, Sexy, Hot for Esquire

By Jon | August 19, 2011 @ 11:18 am
Lily Collins in Esquire
Lily Collins in Esquire
Lily Collins in Esquire
Lily Collins in Esquire
Lily Collins in Esquire
Lily Collins in Esquire
Lily Collins in Esquire
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It's about time to say hello to Lily Collins, the sextastic young British actress taking Hollywood by wankable storm. In her little black dress pictorial for Esquire magazine this month, the hottie daughter from The Blind Side and 90210 guest star shows why she is soon going to be a face and body you will remember for a good and long and good time. Enjoy.

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Daniela Ruah Hotness Makes Me Want to Commit a Self-Inflicted Crime of Passion

By Jon | August 10, 2011 @ 10:53 am
Daniela Ruah in Esquire
Daniela Ruah in Esquire
Daniela Ruah in Esquire
Daniela Ruah in Esquire
Daniela Ruah in Esquire
Daniela Ruah in Esquire
Daniela Ruah in Esquire
Daniela Ruah in Esquire
Daniela Ruah in Esquire
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Today, I am so happy. Well, everyday I am so happy; it's mostly the new medication, working wonders. But, also, because for all your Daniela Ruah lusters, newly formed from NCIS: Los Angeles, or maybe you go way back to her days in the Portuguese language soaps (in which case, you earn extra EgoPoints for sure), we can finally say hello, howdy, and how-do-you-do-hot-mama, by way of the ridiculously sexy Daniela Ruah pictorial in the current Esquire magazine. Oh, how I'd love about fifteen minutes to Criminally Investigate Daniela in all of her skimpy little outfits. Such a hot body. Lots and lots of happiness. Enjoy.

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MUST OGLE: Chrissy Teigen So Hot, So Sexy, For Esquire

By Jon | August 9, 2011 @ 10:16 am

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You know we here at Egotastic! have a special kind of lust for exotic model Chrissy Teigen, and you know how much we super-dig Esquire magazine's most awesome 'Me in My Place' pictorial splendor, combine the two and you have the perfect storm of sextastic. It's a yum combined with a wow mixed with a whole lot of alone time needed in a locked, private room. So hawt it's almost unfair. Enjoy.

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EARLY LOOK: Ashley Greene Sexy Covershoot for Esquire

By Jon | August 2, 2011 @ 12:35 pm
Ashley Greene in a John Russo Photoshoot for Esquire
Ashley Greene in a John Russo Photoshoot for Esquire
Ashley Greene in a John Russo Photoshoot for Esquire
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Today has almost been an overload of sextastic, as if that's possible, but it just had to be capped with super-babe Ashley Greene, who photographs like almost none-other, providing a sneak peek at what promises to be an amazing pictorial for Esquire. Just these two John Russo snapped photos of the Twilight alum have me scratching at the mail slot like a dog-who-smells-heat awaiting the full array of photos of this lust-inducing young woman. Enjoy.

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Holy Abogado: Barbara de Regil Goes Sexy Bra and Panties in Esquire South of the Border

By Jon | July 15, 2011 @ 10:08 am
Barbara de Regil in Esquire Mexico
Barbara de Regil in Esquire Mexico
Barbara de Regil in Esquire Mexico
Barbara de Regil in Esquire Mexico
Barbara de Regil in Esquire Mexico
Barbara de Regil in Esquire Mexico
Barbara de Regil in Esquire Mexico
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Okay, I know not everybody is obsessed as I when it comes to Spanish-language soap operas, but if you're not watching Bajo el alma on TV Azteca, wow, you are missing one sexy slapfest.

Barbara de Regil is perhaps my favorite among all the high heel sultry sauciers; Barbara portrays an idealistic young attorney with a ideal asstastic. It's quite ideal all the way around. And, this month, Barbara de Regil is also featuring her under-the-legal-suit looks at her sweet sexy body courtesy of Esquire Mexico, for the gentleman ogler.  Enjoy.

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley (Covered) Nekkid For Burberry

By Jon | July 13, 2011 @ 12:33 pm
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Burberry Body Ad
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Esquire Czech
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Esquire Czech
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Esquire Czech
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Esquire Czech
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Burberry Body Ad
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Even though the Transformers 3 buzz has died down (and, by died down, I mean the movie has made like eight-seven bazillion dollars), Rosie Huntington-Whiteley star hotness remains at an all time high, hence, why she's almost kind of nekkid in a promotional ad for Burberry; I'm not even sure what the hell she's pimping, but I'm ready to order three dozen. Enjoy.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Esquire CzechAnd, for a little more Rosie Huntington-Whiteley love lust and all things leer worthy, she looks amazingly hot in her recent photos for Esquire, so, we share that as well for your ogling delight.

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