When ESPN announced that Drake would be hosting the 2014 ESPY awards, I kind of felt that pang in my stomach like, oh, know, I’m off-demo for the ESPYs. Not that I’m not a monster Drake fan, his face above my bed next to Justin and the boys from One Direction. Still, I felt old. Thankfully, the hotties on the red carpet came quickly along and made me feel young in the soul and nether regions again.
The lineup of sextastic celebrities at the ESPY’s wavers from year to year, but there’s always some significant highlights. Like this year, Jessica Alba, the uber-sextastic MILF who can do no wrong, and Chrissy Teigen, whose new pea-henning of her burgeoning ta-ta’s has been a true delight these past few months. The duo weren’t they only lovely ladies in attendance, but after they did arrive, I had to hit the cold shower for 97 minutes to get back into caring about sports mode. The ESPY’s have flailed a bit, but there’s nothing a solid dose of the sextastic can’t make you forget about. Enjoy.
I must admit to not watching the ESPY Awards last night. I don’t know, somebody is getting old. It’s either me or ESPN, but they don’t seem to have quite the same luster as in the past. Maybe it’s the ABC/Disneyfication process. Maybe it’s Lance Armstrong winning awards all those years on doped blood. I’m not sure.
But, anywhere there are sextastic celebrities, you know you will find me and there was several sights for sore eyes last night at the event, including Selena Gomez, minxy hot, Marisa Miller post-baby and skintight delights, Maria Sharapova tennis legs, and a nice showing of skin by newcomer B-movie actress Syd Wilder. And then some awards were given out to sports stars, and everyone went home happy. Enjoy.
Now, I’m not sure if the ESPY Awards are on their way downhill or not, there does seem to be a decreasing buzz from year to year at this point, but they still managed to get a sweet assemblage of sextastic ladies, both celebs and sports figures, to strut their red carpet last night, not the least of which were Olivia Munn, who ruined herself on bad rom-coms and sit-coms the past year, but we still can’t help but lust, and Hayden Panettiere who we’d simply like to ruin in a completely different manner.
For a broader hotter looking at sweet looking ladies of sports from ESPN, check out their Hot Body Issue out this week: