Sexy lady Erin Heatherton posed in a series of provocative bikinis for the August 2014 issue of Ocean Drive magazine. There are people that look good in anything and Erin is apparently one of those folks. Each swimsuit is hotter than the last one. How is that possible? Because when you are as hot as Erin you can do that through sexy magic. My personal favorite it the red bathing suit that’s got a mesh over the boobtacular region. You can see some pretty amazing cleav in a lot of these pics. She’s got a fairly amazing set of ta-tas. The bikinis also show off the rest of her redonkulous body. She’s got a stomach that most women can only dream of. That’s because women like Erin aren’t born.
They are created in a lab somewhere by a sexy mad scientist. I refuse to believe that Erin was made just by two normal people doing it. It’s mathematically impossible.
We do so lust sweet fair-haired Hebrew School hottie Erin Heatherton and every single blessed freckle on her body. Her very sweaty body in these new promotional photos of Erin pimping out the workout line for Victoria’s Secret.
I’m not really sure even if women buy workout gear from V.S.. When I’m in the stores, I really do keep my pervy lurking to the silk and lace sections of the store. If I’m going to be arrested, I want it to be for something traditional. Always harder to explain a Lycra addiction to the big boys in Cell Block D. But a panties fetish? Well, that gets you extra smokes I’m told. I hope they mean cigarettes. Enjoy.
Well, here’s one not such a surprise — Erin Heatherton looks effin’ amazing again in her latest lingerie shoot for Victoria’s Secret, just in time for Valentine’s Day and all you guys out there with V-Day lingerie on your lady fantasies. Oh, you will buy. And skulk about the store as I do pretending to look like you have a purpose.
And here’s no surprise either — the number of letters we receive asking why I often refer to the divine freckles on Erin Heatherton, when plain sight shows she seems to have few to none at all on her body. Well, I’m happy to say, that Erin does have a freckled complexion. Happy because we find it ever so damn hot. Sadly, the good folks at Victoria’s Secret find mottled skin color to be less than ideal and routinely ‘clean’ her skin with the airbrush tool.
(The DailyMail recently had a good article about this: Freckled beauty Erin Heatherton slams Photoshop for erasing her complexion.)
While we don’t mind a tiny touch on photos, some contrast or lighting to enhance, it’s just staging, we do beg to differ with those who take away our full bodied women’s curves, or, our lovely freckled beauties Mother Nature given sextastic connect-the-dots-on-skin game. Alas, such is the nature of modern media. Enjoy.
Now, some may find it odd that a man of my years, or really, any years, receives so many female merchandising catalogs to his home. And, you’d be right. But, then you’d not be seeing the bounty of beautiful bikini clad babes arriving this month by way of the onslaught of Victoria’s Secret swimsuit season pimping promos, with all of our favorite angels revealing the product of their photo work from the islands toward the end of last year.
And, in this case, the deliciously freckled Erin Heatherton, a Hebrew School Hottie who has risen the chain of Victoria’s Secret in rapid fashion to become one of the preeminent bubbly blondes in the lingerie and swimsuit arsenal. And, boy, is she packed into the newly released swimsuit sales materials. Check her out in not one, but two separate galleries of bikini and swimsuit hotness and see if you don’t, like us, spend many sleepless nights imagining playing connect the dots with the freckles all-over her body. Yum and enjoy.
You can’t have a sweet-arse lingerie fashion show without a pretty killer after party, as Victoria’s Secret hosted its annual post-Fashion Show shindig in the Big Apple last night getting all the angels to slip into something a little less comfortable, or, sadly, some clothes over their silky bits, and hit the party house for a little booze and conversation and showing off of the killer legs and such.
Sadly, our invitation to this party d’ super hotties got lost in our Spam folder somewhere, and we were forced to stay home watching Animal Planet and plucking off 12-ouncers from our earthquake emergency provisioned cases of Hamms beer. But, no matter how much we swilled, the killer crocs on the small screen never looked as hot as the likes of Izabel Goulart, Erin Heatheron, Lindsay Ellingson, and Miranda Kerr stepping into the party. Alas, the power of beer goggles only extends so far. Enjoy.
Are you like me? Have you just been clamoring ceaselessly for a sequel to the movie Grown Ups, unable to go on with your daily life, let alone plan long term without knowing if there’d be a second edition to this cinematic fable? Yeah, probably not. But I bet you are like me in wanting to see a first look at Erin Heatherton on the set of Grown Ups 2, dressed as a cheerleader, and providing a healthy dose of cheerleader car wash fantasy goodness.
Now, I’m not sure if Erin Heatherton is still fake-dating Leo DiCaprio or not, but I do know that this Hebrew School hottie has me doing three cheers in my… well, just take a look for yourself and see if you don’t want to go back to a made-up high school filled with hot blonde soapy cheerleaders. Enjoy.
While we’ve been focused so heavily on the Yuletide hotness this Christmas season, we don’t want to forget that this is also the season of candle lighting and dreidel spinning for our Judaic friends, where the scent of freshly fried potato latkes can only mean one thing — time for some Erin Heatherton ogling. Forever one of our favorite Hebrew School Hotties,
Erin shows off her award-winning body this month for Victoria’s Secret VSX workout line, where the lingerie brand sells tight gym gear to millions of ladies who dream of looking like Erin. Thankfully for us gentleman oglers, we can sit back, sip on our Pabst, and dream of looking at Erin Heatherton, so much less hard work involved, albeit the same amount of sweat.
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