Well, here’s one not such a surprise — Erin Heatherton looks effin’ amazing again in her latest lingerie shoot for Victoria’s Secret, just in time for Valentine’s Day and all you guys out there with V-Day lingerie on your lady fantasies. Oh, you will buy. And skulk about the store as I do pretending to look like you have a purpose.
And here’s no surprise either — the number of letters we receive asking why I often refer to the divine freckles on Erin Heatherton, when plain sight shows she seems to have few to none at all on her body. Well, I’m happy to say, that Erin does have a freckled complexion. Happy because we find it ever so damn hot. Sadly, the good folks at Victoria’s Secret find mottled skin color to be less than ideal and routinely ‘clean’ her skin with the airbrush tool.
(The DailyMail recently had a good article about this: Freckled beauty Erin Heatherton slams Photoshop for erasing her complexion.)
While we don’t mind a tiny touch on photos, some contrast or lighting to enhance, it’s just staging, we do beg to differ with those who take away our full bodied women’s curves, or, our lovely freckled beauties Mother Nature given sextastic connect-the-dots-on-skin game. Alas, such is the nature of modern media. Enjoy.
Now, some may find it odd that a man of my years, or really, any years, receives so many female merchandising catalogs to his home. And, you’d be right. But, then you’d not be seeing the bounty of beautiful bikini clad babes arriving this month by way of the onslaught of Victoria’s Secret swimsuit season pimping promos, with all of our favorite angels revealing the product of their photo work from the islands toward the end of last year.
And, in this case, the deliciously freckled Erin Heatherton, a Hebrew School Hottie who has risen the chain of Victoria’s Secret in rapid fashion to become one of the preeminent bubbly blondes in the lingerie and swimsuit arsenal. And, boy, is she packed into the newly released swimsuit sales materials. Check her out in not one, but two separate galleries of bikini and swimsuit hotness and see if you don’t, like us, spend many sleepless nights imagining playing connect the dots with the freckles all-over her body. Yum and enjoy.
You can’t have a sweet-arse lingerie fashion show without a pretty killer after party, as Victoria’s Secret hosted its annual post-Fashion Show shindig in the Big Apple last night getting all the angels to slip into something a little less comfortable, or, sadly, some clothes over their silky bits, and hit the party house for a little booze and conversation and showing off of the killer legs and such.
Sadly, our invitation to this party d’ super hotties got lost in our Spam folder somewhere, and we were forced to stay home watching Animal Planet and plucking off 12-ouncers from our earthquake emergency provisioned cases of Hamms beer. But, no matter how much we swilled, the killer crocs on the small screen never looked as hot as the likes of Izabel Goulart, Erin Heatheron, Lindsay Ellingson, and Miranda Kerr stepping into the party. Alas, the power of beer goggles only extends so far. Enjoy.