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Rihanna Artsy Hot in Upcoming Elle Magazine

Say what you will about Rihanna, you can not take away that ridiculously hot body on the sultry Bajan diva. Tan and long and lean and lovely, and she's not afraid to show it. Quite a combination.

In the upcoming edition of Elle magazine, which nearly cost me a head contusion as one of the stylists at Cheese Curls, the beauty salon where I poach many of my favorite women's magazines, Rihanna gets all kinds of artsy fashiony but super fine, and reminds me why, though I've never purchased a single track of her music, I would pay a good bit of treasure for five minutes in a bathtub scrubbing her back. She floats my ducky. Enjoy.

Camille Rowe Topless Hot and All Kinds of Fashion Forward in Elle Magazine

 

Okay, disclaimer, I have no effin' clue what 'fashion forward' means, but I've heard Heidi Klum use it in several interviews, and my buddy Lester Jacoby used it once recently in a sentence, before myself and three other friends were forced to punch him silly in the face for his infraction.

But what we have great and deep knowledge and affection for is hottie French model, Camille Rowe, a frequent exhibitor of her own sextastic self on Egotastic! as Camille just happens to take great pictures. And she makes them even greater by taking her top off. Take for instance this otherwise middling fashiony photo pictorial from the current edition of Elle Belgium, suddenly made better with bare boobtastic. Funbags make everything better. They're like chocolate or beer. Everything gets better when they're around. Enjoy.

Jessica Simpson Preggo Covered Topless in Elle

File this under the category of you didn't ask for this, but you're going to get it anyhow, as supesized Jessica Simpson makes her covered-nekkid debut in Elle magazine. While the extensive air brushing of dark room folks at the magazine have helped hide the fact that Jessica is clearly about to deliver somewhere between 9 and 12 fully grown members of the species through her reproductive canals, we here at Egotastic! who have been tracking Jessica's growth chart of late know full well that she now singlehandedly blows past the maximum load limit of all but the most industrial of building elevators.

That all being said, let's not overlook the majesty of child birth, the miracle of pregnancy, and the mammoth mammaries Jessica is barely covering in these showy, but sweet photos taken with her boyfriend or fiancee, but I don't think husband really, former short-lived NFL tight end, Eric Johnson. Enjoy.

Blake Lively Hot Even With Clothes On in Elle (VIDEO)

Blake Lively is another one of those super hot hotties from Hottieville who get a little miffed after their nekkid photos hit the digisphere then kind of go into sextastic-hiding for a little while. After Blake's topless cell phone pics made the rounds last summer, the sexy and a half Gossip Girl actress went so far as to hide her hotness by briefly beard-dating Leonardo DiCaprio. Now that's hiding.

But Blake Lively seems to be on the cusp of returning to status of 'Yeah, I'm hot and I'm going to use my looks and my body to get ahead' as all sexy celebrities should, by mandate, for their own benefit as well as ours, as evidenced by her appearance in the current edition of Elle magazine, where the sweet looking thespian shows that she's more than just an okay dramatist, she's one fine piece of womanhood. We appreciate your return, Blake. Enjoy.

Check Out Blake Behind the Scenes Video of Her Photoshoot »

Daria Werbowy Topless and Smoking Hot in Elle Magazine

 

If there's one thing we lust, it's incredibly sextastic supermodels appearing in the fashion magazines of more enlightened lands where toplessness is not only allowed, it's encouraged. Super smoking hot Daria Werbowy, perhaps best known as the face of Lancome, got fashionably see-through and topless for Elle magazine's edition in Argentina this month, flashing her finer assets at the ocean's edge. 

Simple. Hot. Sexy. Just the way we like it. Enjoy.

Khloe Kardashian Prompts Us To Give Thanks for the Less Blessed Sister

You did not see this one coming.

Today, we are thankful for the Khloe Kardashian. Not, this is not a fire-lit tribute to keep Kong from trampling our village and ravaging our crops, though now that you mention it, that's not a bad idea. This is gratitude for the ungainly sized sister who reminds us all that for all the attempts of the Kardashian mafia to control their image of 'perfection', nature can not be denied its indiscriminate hammer with which it smashes those who deem themselves flawless in public.

Seen here in a Elle photoshoot for their eponymous and enriching clothing line, the Kardashian Kollection, surely the fashion choice of Beelzebub himself, the three sisters remind us that when the apocalypse arrives, it won't be commenced by the arrival of the Four Horsemen, rather, two starving sisters from Calabasas mounted upon their sisterly steed.

The Frontside of the Three Horsewomen of the Apocalypse

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EARLY LOOK: Emma Watson Sassy Sexy in Elle

Just a little early look at Emma Watson, one of our favorite little Brit thespianics pictorial from the November edition of Elle U.K. The hair has yet to grow back, but the hotness remains. We continue to predict (and pray) for more skin-ny scenes from Hermoine in her upcoming cinematic ventures. Enjoy.

(Hint: click into the gallery and check out those legs!)