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Monica Bellucci Sexy Pimping for The Love Manual (in Elle and Topless Sneak Pic Preview)

 

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Look up veteran hottie in the Dictionary, the European one at least, and you'll find Monica Bellucci. This 46-year old Italian model and actress has been pumping out the hottie heat for twenty-five years now and she literally can't stop herself from continuing. With the third installment of her film series, Manuele D'Amore being released now across the continent (and, co-starring Robert DeNiro for no known reason other than he gets to press nekkid flesh with Monica in the movie -- so jealous), Monica Bellucci hotness is once again being rightly celebrated, on the pages of Elle magazine, covered topless, and then outright topless and boobtastic in these stills from Manuele D'Amore 3 (a.k.a. Manuele D'Am3re) Enjoy.

EARLY LOOK: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Sexy Elle Magazine Cover

Whoa, Rosie. This daily does of new Rosie Huntington-Whiteley hotness is getting near out of control. It's like an attack of the sextastic from all corners of the globe, simultaneous and monumental, and, yet, I still want more! Before I am ultimately disappointed by RHW in Transformers 3, I just want to ogle as much Rosie hotness as possible, including this first look at the July cover of Elle magazine featuring the former Victoria's Secret angel turned flee-from-attack-screaming action film heroine.

I'm not sure Rosie can actually take a bad picture any longer. To prove this point, we threw in some very sextastic RHW photos from a recent Stephan Wurth photoshoot which further highlight the Rosie Hotness factor. It's currently Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's world, we're just ogling in it. Enjoy.

Emma Roberts Old School Sexy for Elle

Emma Roberts always makes me smile. And, by smile, I don't really mean smile, but you get my drift. She's slowly easing toward Sextastic Town with each progressive photo and film shoot, ultimately headed toward the Holy Grail of Hotness -- full scale nekkid pictures. It's only a matter of time. A solid reason to start exercising and eating healthier to make sure you're around to see the day. For now, like these Emma Roberts pictures for this month's Elle magazine, she's just taking baby steps up the hotness latter, one ogle-worthy rung at a time. Enjoy.

Bar Refaeli, Sexy Lady in White for Elle Russia

Hmm, this one is interesting. I spent the first few minutes trying to figure out the theme behind this Bar Refaeli photoshoot for Elle magazine Russia, then I just gave up and decided to simply enjoy the hotness. Man, I lust Bar Refaeli. In artsy white get-up or just simply nude, with a high preference for the latter. Enjoy.

The Girls of MTV Skins Featured in Elle, Because Out of Control Teens Need Even More Attention

Are you watching MTV Skins? Apparently, parents across America and nervous nellies everywhere have determined that it's going to destroy children or turn people into artichokes or something. While MTV clearly has played a major role in killing good music, and while there is a case to be made that Jersey Shore is a pretty clesr sign of the coming Apocalypse, the whole scandal over MTV Skins seems pretty trumped over, probably by MTV P.R. people themselves if I know my MTV press machine heathens.

Still, when I hear adolescent sex, drug use and delinquent behavior, I turn my head to stare at that runned-over-rabbit in the road, and, well, Elle magazine has done did a photo spread on the girls of MTV Skins, some of whom are also actually eighteen and some of whom are actually kind of hot. And, well, let's meet these crazy sexed up and pot smoking teens, shall we...

Sofia Black D'Elia, Eleanor Zichy, Camille Cresencia Mills, Britne Oldford, and Rachel Thevenard:

Katie Holmes MILF Hotness Can’t Be Contained by The Minders

The volcanic Titans of Blastophere must be envious of the ultimate heat generated by temporarily freed Katie Holmes, whose sextastic shine can't be contained by Minders, let alone the closets full of mom-jeans woven by Tom in his secret underground laboratory and anti-fem research center. These sultry Katie Holmes pictures appearing in the February edition of Elle magazine are surely going to cost somebody at least fifty-eight life cycles on the Haggard Space Continuum Charts, or, in more common terms, going to give millions of Dawson Creek fans a major boner. Enjoy.

Jessica Alba Eternally Hot Even in Women%u2019s Magazines

Look, am I going to let my all-male manly man badminton teammates see me reading Elle magazine? Probably not. But this month's edition, featuring the uber-hottie Jessica Alba, oh, well, then who cares about my awesome masculine rep. I'm reading Elle. Because Jessica Alba is truly one of the most sextastic celebrities on the face of this planet, and I don't care if she's hawking women's easy-going fashions on lawn chairs on the pages of women's magazines or she's topless post-pregnancy or she's just looking hot in a skin-tight leather suit. She's just ridiculously sexy and deserving of universal, multi-cultural, hands-around-the-world, kind of lust. Enjoy.

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