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EARLY LOOK: Emma Watson Sassy Sexy in Elle

By Bill Swift | September 30, 2011 @ 8:10 am
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Just a little early look at Emma Watson, one of our favorite little Brit thespianics pictorial from the November edition of Elle U.K. The hair has yet to grow back, but the hotness remains. We continue to predict (and pray) for more skin-ny scenes from Hermoine in her upcoming cinematic ventures. Enjoy.

(Hint: click into the gallery and check out those legs!)

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Victoria’s Secret Angels Form a Coven of the Sextastic on the Pages of Elle

By Jon | September 20, 2011 @ 9:07 am
Miranda Kerr in Elle Magazine
Doutzen Kroes in Elle Magazine
Adriana Lima in Elle Magazine
Miranda Kerr in Elle Magazine
Miranda Kerr in Elle Magazine
Doutzen Kroes in Elle Magazine
Adriana Lima in Elle Magazine
Adriana Lima in Elle Magazine
Miranda Kerr in Elle Magazine
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Imagine my surprise upon horking my monthly copy of Elle magazine from the local ladies' hair removal salon (there is nothing I won't do for you people) only to find a tribute to the Victoria's Secret angels inside. Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima, Doutzen Kroes, the whole inner circle reunited for this spread. And well worth the risk of going to jail indeed for a unique visual visit with these three heavenly bodies. Miranda Kerr in particular, wow, I mean, simply stellar bare tummy time. Enjoy.

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Megan Fox Stokes the Sexy Fires of Comeback in Elle of the Orient

By Jon | August 31, 2011 @ 7:00 am
Megan Fox in Elle China
Megan Fox in Elle China
Megan Fox in Elle China
Megan Fox in Elle China
Megan Fox in Elle China
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Well, these aren't exactly daisy fresh, but anything Megan Fox is more than enough to float my armada of lust, including these additions to her earlier Elle magazine shoot that just showed up in the Chinese edition of the magazine that my cousin's girlfriend's best friend's aunt let me borrow. She's not Chinese herself, but steals like shizz from every beauty parlor and doctor's office she ever visits.

These new pictures are an omen of sorts, a sign that the uber-sexy Megan Fox is getting set to relaunch herself on the world; I can just feel it deep in my super-brunette sextastic sensory regions. And I think it's going to be quite awesome. Enjoy.

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Demi Lovato Making Her Way Back Into the Public Eye (Bonus Pics from Upcoming Elle)

By Jon | August 4, 2011 @ 6:55 am
Demi Lovato Is Back and Out on the Town
Demi Lovato Is Back and Out on the Town
Demi Lovato Is Back and Out on the Town
Demi Lovato Primping and Preening
Demi Lovato in Elle magazine
Demi Lovato Primping and Preening
Demi Lovato Primping and Preening
Demi Lovato Primping and Preening
Demi Lovato Primping and Preening
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There's an underground swell of Demi Lovato fans in our midst just swelling a bit more as their virtual girlfriend makes her way back before the cameras these days, showing off her hotness and wares. I'm just happy to see Demi back and seemingly in good spirits and increasingly good shape and looks. Check out Demi Lovato out on the town the other night, and, because we love how much many of you lust Demi, check out a sneak peek of her pictorial from the September edition of Elle. Enjoy.

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Scarlett Johansson Goes Old School Lingerie For Elle

By Jon | August 2, 2011 @ 11:40 am
Scarlett Johansson in Elle Magazine France
Scarlett Johansson in Elle Magazine France
Scarlett Johansson in Elle Magazine France
Scarlett Johansson in Elle Magazine France
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I have a special fondness for French magazines. French fries and french magazines, those would be my top two franco things of all time, oh, okay, Sarkozy's wife to, so three things, but, if we were talking life long commitment, I'd fo with the magazines, followed closely by the fries. A prime example of why Frenchy magazines kick some ass -- this month's Elle magazine, featuring a not-often-seen-enough Scarlett Johansson in a wardrobe of a bit of old-school lingerie, flashing the look and the body that are permanently mimeographed onto the male regions of your brain. Not much finer than Scarlett, freshly single, boobtastic, and ready to mingle. Enjoy.

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EARLY LOOK: Selena Gomez Getting All Grow’d Up in Elle Mexico

By Jon | July 26, 2011 @ 8:34 am
Selena Gomez Poses for Elle Mexico
Selena Gomez Poses for Elle Mexico
Selena Gomez Poses for Elle Mexico
Selena Gomez Poses for Elle Mexico
Selena Gomez Poses for Elle Mexico
Selena Gomez Poses for Elle Mexico
Selena Gomez Poses for Elle Mexico
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Ironically, I've recently been imagining what the super sexy Selena Gomez must look like South of the Border, I mean, while alone, in my private Fortress of Fapitude, then, along comes these amazing pictures of Selena Gomez, the covergirl from the August edition of Elle Mexico, and now the imagination is really taken off. Having just turned the ripe old age of 19, this ripe young beauty and self-described pop music singer really is getting all kinds of mature and advanced sextastic. It's nearly almost time for our little sexy fledgling to leave the nest, ditch the Devil's Midget boyfriend of hers, and fly toward her ultimate destiny of super hot nekkid pictorial awesomeness. On that day, the angels shall sing. Enjoy.

Photo credit: Steven Gomillion and Dennis Leupold for Elle Mexico

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Emma Stone Fondles Two Big Balls for Your Viewing Pleasure

By Jon | June 15, 2011 @ 6:55 am
Emma Stone Elle Magazine Photoshoot
Emma Stone Elle Magazine Photoshoot
Emma Stone Elle Magazine Photoshoot
Emma Stone Elle Magazine Photoshoot
Emma Stone Elle Magazine Photoshoot
Emma Stone Elle Magazine Photoshoot
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Emma Stone is definitely one of the young up and coming hotties in Hollywood; even though it's still a year away, I'm already thinking about Emma as the love interest Gwen Stacy in next year's The Amazing Spider-Man. Now, I have no idea what the heck Emma Stone is doing in these photos for the latest edition of Elle magazine; pushing giant balls along the beach or something, I'm guessing it's Freudian for some kind of sexual suggestion, actually, mostly hoping it is since my only education in psychology came as a paid test subject in a number of Milgram experiments where I proved excessively comfortable with ordering the torture of my fellow man. Emma Stone, one to keep an eye (or  two) on. Enjoy.

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