Oh Supermodels… What would the world be without them. No, they don’t protect us from Super Villains, but they really do so much more. Like posing half naked in magazines. Take these Ana Beatriz Barros topless and bottomless pictures from DT magazine. Sure, no nipple, but the rest… Absolute perfection. And that thing where she’s not wearing a shirt. Or not wearing pants. Give a copy of this magazine to Lex Luthor, and you’ll see how productive he is when it comes to trying to taking over the world, or destroying Superman.
That sound you just heard, that loud sudden compression of air, was the sound of your head exploding at the thought that Megan Fox is Bisexual. I hope I don’t need to explain why your pants feel tighter… So yeah, Megan Fox is Bi, as in, she likes to have sex with girls. How do we know, well she said so in her interview with Esquire magazine.
“I think people are born bisexual and they make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I’m also a hypocrite. I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.”
None of that actually makes any sense, but at least she admits it. Of course, you can’t read any of this, because your head exploded a minute or so back. Remember? Of course you don’t. You have no head.
Here’s Megan Fox topless, looking ridiculously hot in DT magazine, because we already posted Megan Fox looking ridiculously hot in Esquire.
We saw these Adriana Lima nude pictures from DT magazine before, but they were small and a bit blurry. Now we’ve got them much bigger, and much clearer, and it looks like Adriana brought her hot friends with her, including Alessandra Ambrosio, Caroline Trentini, Cintia Dicker, Isabeli Fontana, Raica Oliveira, and Michelle Alves. All naked. Of course, they keep the good stuff covered up, but even seeing a quarter of a naked Supermodel is enough to make it a good day.