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Selena Gomez Goes Sextastic Knee-High Boots for Letterman

By Bill Swift | April 25, 2013 @ 9:28 am

Selena Gomez Sexy in Knee High Boots at the David Letterman Show

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Just when I'm about to renounce my lust for all things Selena Gomez due to reports that she flew off to Scandinavia to go make-out with Justin Bieber (egad!), she goes and shows up in sweet fetish knee-high boots outside of The David Letterman Show and I'm reminded why I first swooned.

Not that it's all about the boots, I am a dude, I'm just saying, that's a nice touch for an already passion inducing little Latina hottie pop star. I'd call her film thespianic too, but after Spring Breakers, I think we'll just stick with hottie. Why can't I let you go, Selena? Why? Enjoy.

SELENA GOMEZ ALSO SHOWED OFF HER GAMS IN RECENT ADIDAS NEO SHOOT

Selena Gomez Leggy in Shorts for Adidas NEO Photoshoot

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Lindsay Lohan Leathers Up for Letterman

By Bill Swift | April 10, 2013 @ 10:07 am

Lindsay Lohan Leggy in a Leather Skirt for David Letterman in NYC

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I'm still not exactly sure how Lindsay Lohan got sentenced to court ordered rehab, immediately after serving a sixty day pre-rehab stint of partying hard around the world, but, I guess that was the judge's decision. Either way, Lindsay is down to her final four weeks and out pimping Scary Movie 5, one of the last films that would have her, including a stint on Letterman, where Dave got her a bit uncomfortable with his rehab related questions he wasn't supposed to ask.

Click to see Lindsay Lohan questioned by Letterman about rehab.

Nevertheless, Lindsay did look somewhat put together in her leather skirt outside the show, considering she just returned from a quite busy week in Brazil. Just getting back across the equator was something of a milestone. Oh, that someday you possibly return to prior form, Lindsay. We will light a candle. Enjoy.

LINDSAY'S HAD BOUTS OF LOOKING GOOD EVEN DURING HER BINGE DAYS

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Jessica Chastain Zero Dark Hottie Outside of Letterman

By Bill Swift | January 8, 2013 @ 8:39 am

Jessica Chastain Flaunts Curves in a Tight Blue Dress at the David Letterman Show

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You know we have a penchant for puerile perusing of red headed, so now doubt we're a little biased when we say Zero Dark Thirty actress Jessica Chastain looked pretty damn hot outside The David Letterman Show last night. Something about that red on deep blue that caught our eye, and as we kept gazing, we kept thinking more and more how much we're beginning to dig this thespianic who I think was in over 8,000 major motion pictures this past year, and only seem to be getting more work.

We are always on the lookout for new gingers to enter Camp Fireplug. Jessica Chastain is definitely peeking through the tent, err, I think we are peeking through the tent looking at Jessica Chastain. That's one of those tough metaphor things. Enjoy.

EMMA STONE RED HOTNESS AT THE GANGSTER SQUAD PREMIERE LAST NIGHT

Emma Stone Looks Red Hot at the 'Gangster Squad' LA Premiere

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I Will Never Give Up on Katie Holmes (or Her Cleavy Hotness Outside The Letterman Show)

By Bill Swift | December 21, 2012 @ 8:17 am

Katie Holmes Looks Hot in Pink on Dave Letterman in NYC

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Katie Holmes Topless

We never grow tired of seeing Katie's bare bazoongas. 8 Photos »

I know Katie Holmes kind of nose-dove her own girl next door sextastic into the ground when she took on the Tom Cruise wife number four or five duties and got Trapped in the Closet with Tom and baby and whatnot, but she'll always be Joey from Dawson's Creek to me, and she'll always be right up there in the upper echelon of naughty bedroom window climbing fantasies. And, on occasion still, like last night outside The David Letterman Show, in her hot pink dress, she'll climb right back up into the naughty parts of the mind, encouraging the whole cycle all over again.

Hey, she survived a Tom Cruise marriage, not so easy to do and still come out on top. And on top of Katie is where... well, you know. Enjoy.

Lea Michele Cleavetastic Pictures Reveal a Woman Who Knows How to Sell What She’s Got

By Bill Swift | May 22, 2012 @ 8:29 am

Lea Michelle Reveals Cleavage at the Letterman Show

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Good on you, Lea Michele.

Mother Nature didn't necessarily bless the Glee actress with a bodacious pair of funbags, but that doesn't mean through proper cinching, lifting, tugging, and pulling, Lea can't put on a plenty good show of the boobtastic for the cameras outside of The David Letterman Show. While a majority of viewers of her Fox show might find female mammaries to be of little to no interest, or perhaps even disturbing, we here at Egotastic! applaud any and all public displays of chest balloons, and for Lea Michele last night, that was a thunderous applause.

Come out fo the darkness, ye women of not so hefty boobage, and bring your goodness into the light! Enjoy.

LEA MICHELE CAN WORK IT GROWN UP STYLE AS SHE NEEDS TO

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Eva Longoria Smoking Hot Outside The David Letterman Show

By Bill Swift | May 10, 2012 @ 12:06 pm

Hot Damn!

Eva Longoria Knockout Letterman with a Sexy Black Fitted Dress

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Talk about your eligible bachelorettes. The wealthy, hot, super duper fine Eva Longoria was strutting her wares in a little black dress before entering the Letterman Show last night and she looked all kinds of stunning.

It's not so much that I can imagine myself and Eva spending three months at sea on a luxurious yacht with nothing to consume but Dom Perignon, teryiaki beef jerky, and each other's hard bodies (well, her hard body), it's just that I can't stop imagining it. And the way she looks these days, I don't see this dream dying any time soon. Enjoy.

HOT SULTRY SINGLE AND READY TO BE MY SUGAR MAMA -- EVA LONGORIA

Eva Longoria Michelangelo Battista Photoshoot

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Lana Del Rey Flashes Her Sexpot Potential Outside Letterman

By Bill Swift | February 3, 2012 @ 12:06 pm

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We wouldn't necessarily list ourselves as the biggest Lana Del Rey fans, musically speaking, but who care for music when them artist looks like Lana Del Rey, she is the cake and the icing as far as we're concerned.

The sextastic young New Yorker has been creating a bunch of buzz lately with her outspoken comments on this or that, but we're mostly not listening so much and just leering, as we did last night as she made her way to the David Letterman Show, flashing the definite inklings of a hottie with even greater growth potential. I definitely think there's something there there. Enjoy.