Dancing with the Stars

Rumer Willis See Through Bootysuit For DWTS

Look, I’m not too big a man to admit their aren’t certain parts of ballroom dancing that can appeal to the Egotastic male. Such as the costumery on some of the more booty ripe and worked out female celebrities and dancers. Even Rumer Willis got into the action with her see-through sequin number that showed off her two powerful cheeks of dancing goodness and a body that certainly looks like she hit the gym with prior to her dance show application.

Everybody knows dancers have great bodies, lean and flexible and strong. It’s just the dancing part I have trouble with. Call me jaded, but if she’s not on the main stage or the side stage or delivering a platter full of overpriced Heineken’s, I just don’t see the beauty in the art form so much. Nevertheless, I do know a thing or two about sweet celebrity booty cheeks and Rumer Willis definitely has herself a pert pair. Enjoy.

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Charlotte McKinney and Rumer Willis Show Girl Showing Mams for DWTS Taping

There is something to be said for getting busty girls into dance costumes for that silly Dancing With the Stars Show. That thing is, let’s peep the girls with their funbags nearly falling out. Most especially Charlotte McKinney, with Rumer Willis putting on a clevetastic display of her own. Not too shabby. It’s all for a glittery dance show that I wouldn’t watch if a monkey threatened to slice my bobos and take them back to feed his family. Well, tossup at least then. But I can’t deny my love of seeing girls changing.

I’m kind of rooting for Charlotte to lose first so she can get away from this nonsense and back to doing what she does best. Not the two-step, but the two melon exhibition. She has so much good visual wonderment work ahead of her. It doesn’t need to be surrounded by ballroom dancing. Maybe some horizontal mambo if I may be so crude. Either way, sorry, Charlotte, I’m not rooting against you so much as representing the ogling gentleman who need you back in your native environment but quick. Enjoy.

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Sadie Robertson Shows Off Her Legs In Black Shorts

Hottie and Duck Dynasty star Sadie Robertson showed off her lovely legs in a pair of black short shorts during Dancing With The Stars practice. Sadie has that whole girl next door thing down pat. She’s the girl you see everyday that you fantasize about while you are going to sleep at night. All I can say is that all that dancing is making her legs look amazing. You can’t beat a dancer for good legs. Sadie’s probably already got pretty strong legs from hiking around the swamp looking for ducks to kill or whatever. It’s amazing to me that a group of guys that look like ZZ Top rejects produced Sadie. I guess genetics aren’t everything.

I might actually watch that Dancing With The Stars show now to watch her strut around in provocative outfits. Plus I hear Tommy Chong is on there.

Danica McKellar and Her Booty in Tight Shorts Are Back at DWTS

I must admit, I have not actively been following the results of this season’s Dancing With the Stars competition. As you know, so long as any legitimate sport continues to be broadcast on any cable channel, I’ve vowed never to watch that show. But there are always a couple or three hotties worth following each season, including Danica McKellar and her Winnie Cooperlicious booty revival in hot pants during practice sessions for the show these past couple of months.

You may have heard that Danica cracked a rib during one of her dances recently. Apparently, this has sent the Vegas oddsmakers into a tizzy. Or at least a lot of bored housewives. From staring at her tight little Spandex clad thumper for the past thirty minutes, I’m going to declare her rib to be fully heeled and Danica good to go back into the leaping, stretching, and deep bending particulars. The show must go on. As must that bottom! Enjoy.

Danica McKellar Booty in Tight Shorts Is Winnie-Ful

I’m just about out of Wonder Years puns, but I’m only beginning to respect the tight little thumper on the bottoside of Danica McKellar. I think it’s fair to say the all grown up former child actress is rather proud of her rear, and rightfully so.

I can’t bring myself to watch a ballroom dancing show on television, but I also can’t bring myself to remove my stare from Danica’s Lycra covered booty. If it was called Hot Girls Dancing in Tight Shorts, I’d probably watch and not stop watching. I’m a simple man. Almost dullard simple. Good show, Danica! Enjoy.

Lindsay Arnold Tanned Hot Legs Prepared to Dance

You know how little my interest in Dancing With the Stars and other sequin costumed dance shows, but, they do bring out some sweet dancer bodies to show every now and then. I would be forsaking my responsibilities as head male cheerleader if I didn’t share the likes of the long toned legs of Lindsay Arnold outside the DWTS studios.

All that magic on that show truly happens in the parking lot. Sort of like high school I suppose. But, damn, those dancer’s do have the legs that you can imagine wrapping around you several times, squeezing tight, and announcing that you are their prisoner, followed only by a meek, ‘Yes, ma’am’ out of your mouth. You’re welcome to imagine your own leg-driven schemes. Enjoy.

Christina Milian Sweaty See-Through Dance Outfit Outside DWTS Rehearsals

People like to say things like ‘Aren’t you man enough to watch dance shows on television?’. And I like to say things like ‘why don’t you go ask your mother’ and then kick them hard in the knee and run. The point is, watching dudes in sequins dancing to prove your manhood is like proving you’re not allergic to bee stings by sticking your arms deep into a hive. You don’t need to suffer to disprove a negative. You’re smarter than that. So, like me, you stand outside the Dancing With the Stars studios waiting for the more prudent ogling opportunity of curvaceous girls such as Christina Milian in a sheer dance outfit, all sweaty and bra revealing and the like.

There are two ways to find buried treasure. A map and  kicking the sand up and down the beach for twenty years. I’m going with map, which currently is pointing me in the direction of a giant X on the bum-side of Christina Milian. Enjoy.