Hottie and Duck Dynasty star Sadie Robertson showed off her lovely legs in a pair of black short shorts during Dancing With The Stars practice. Sadie has that whole girl next door thing down pat. She’s the girl you see everyday that you fantasize about while you are going to sleep at night. All I can say is that all that dancing is making her legs look amazing. You can’t beat a dancer for good legs. Sadie’s probably already got pretty strong legs from hiking around the swamp looking for ducks to kill or whatever. It’s amazing to me that a group of guys that look like ZZ Top rejects produced Sadie. I guess genetics aren’t everything.
I might actually watch that Dancing With The Stars show now to watch her strut around in provocative outfits. Plus I hear Tommy Chong is on there.
I must admit, I have not actively been following the results of this season’s Dancing With the Stars competition. As you know, so long as any legitimate sport continues to be broadcast on any cable channel, I’ve vowed never to watch that show. But there are always a couple or three hotties worth following each season, including Danica McKellar and her Winnie Cooperlicious booty revival in hot pants during practice sessions for the show these past couple of months.
You may have heard that Danica cracked a rib during one of her dances recently. Apparently, this has sent the Vegas oddsmakers into a tizzy. Or at least a lot of bored housewives. From staring at her tight little Spandex clad thumper for the past thirty minutes, I’m going to declare her rib to be fully heeled and Danica good to go back into the leaping, stretching, and deep bending particulars. The show must go on. As must that bottom! Enjoy.
I’m just about out of Wonder Years puns, but I’m only beginning to respect the tight little thumper on the bottoside of Danica McKellar. I think it’s fair to say the all grown up former child actress is rather proud of her rear, and rightfully so.
I can’t bring myself to watch a ballroom dancing show on television, but I also can’t bring myself to remove my stare from Danica’s Lycra covered booty. If it was called Hot Girls Dancing in Tight Shorts, I’d probably watch and not stop watching. I’m a simple man. Almost dullard simple. Good show, Danica! Enjoy.
You know how little my interest in Dancing With the Stars and other sequin costumed dance shows, but, they do bring out some sweet dancer bodies to show every now and then. I would be forsaking my responsibilities as head male cheerleader if I didn’t share the likes of the long toned legs of Lindsay Arnold outside the DWTS studios.
All that magic on that show truly happens in the parking lot. Sort of like high school I suppose. But, damn, those dancer’s do have the legs that you can imagine wrapping around you several times, squeezing tight, and announcing that you are their prisoner, followed only by a meek, ‘Yes, ma’am’ out of your mouth. You’re welcome to imagine your own leg-driven schemes. Enjoy.
People like to say things like ‘Aren’t you man enough to watch dance shows on television?’. And I like to say things like ‘why don’t you go ask your mother’ and then kick them hard in the knee and run. The point is, watching dudes in sequins dancing to prove your manhood is like proving you’re not allergic to bee stings by sticking your arms deep into a hive. You don’t need to suffer to disprove a negative. You’re smarter than that. So, like me, you stand outside the Dancing With the Stars studios waiting for the more prudent ogling opportunity of curvaceous girls such as Christina Milian in a sheer dance outfit, all sweaty and bra revealing and the like.
There are two ways to find buried treasure. A map and kicking the sand up and down the beach for twenty years. I’m going with map, which currently is pointing me in the direction of a giant X on the bum-side of Christina Milian. Enjoy.
As you know, Dancing with the Stars remains on our down low list. As in, we’d never tell you what you can or can’t watch on television, that’s between you, your pussy whipper, and your maker. But we can advise you to keep it on the down low. However, good news, ogling the parking lot of the DWTS studios at rehearsal time is perfectly acceptable, especially when dancing pro Lindsay Arnold shows off a little bit of her hot dancer body.
Now, often times, dancers get a little hard and heavy in the musculature department for our tastes. I know some of you like yourselves a good barbarian woman challenge, we here at Egotastic! generally shy away from anything that might resemble work, so we like a tamer breed of the opposite sex. Firm, but soft. Soft, but firm. Or, as a perfect visual example, Lindsay Arnold who we can’t stop staring at this morning. Enjoy.
Okay, so as much as I chide you not to allow your ladies force you to watch Dancing with the Stars, I do always remind you of the occasional silver linings. But, trust me, I will bring them to you. Or will with the help of good folks like EgoReader ‘Pryse’ who caught a brief, but most definitely there nipple slip from pro Sharna Burgess, the dancing partner of Andy Dick.
That’s a something. Amid a sea of sparkle and shimmer. Enjoy.