Dancing with the Stars Posts:

Danica McKellar Booty in Tight Shorts Is Winnie-Ful

I'm just about out of Wonder Years puns, but I'm only beginning to respect the tight little thumper on the bottoside of Danica McKellar. I think it's fair to say the all grown up former child actress is rather proud of her rear, and rightfully so.

I can't bring myself to watch a ballroom dancing show on television, but I also can't bring myself to remove my stare from Danica's Lycra covered booty. If it was called Hot Girls Dancing in Tight Shorts, I'd probably watch and not stop watching. I'm a simple man. Almost dullard simple. Good show, Danica! Enjoy.

Lindsay Arnold Tanned Hot Legs Prepared to Dance

You know how little my interest in Dancing With the Stars and other sequin costumed dance shows, but, they do bring out some sweet dancer bodies to show every now and then. I would be forsaking my responsibilities as head male cheerleader if I didn't share the likes of the long toned legs of Lindsay Arnold outside the DWTS studios.

All that magic on that show truly happens in the parking lot. Sort of like high school I suppose. But, damn, those dancer's do have the legs that you can imagine wrapping around you several times, squeezing tight, and announcing that you are their prisoner, followed only by a meek, 'Yes, ma'am' out of your mouth. You're welcome to imagine your own leg-driven schemes. Enjoy.

Christina Milian Sweaty See-Through Dance Outfit Outside DWTS Rehearsals

People like to say things like 'Aren't you man enough to watch dance shows on television?'. And I like to say things like 'why don't you go ask your mother' and then kick them hard in the knee and run. The point is, watching dudes in sequins dancing to prove your manhood is like proving you're not allergic to bee stings by sticking your arms deep into a hive. You don't need to suffer to disprove a negative. You're smarter than that. So, like me, you stand outside the Dancing With the Stars studios waiting for the more prudent ogling opportunity of curvaceous girls such as Christina Milian in a sheer dance outfit, all sweaty and bra revealing and the like.

There are two ways to find buried treasure. A map and  kicking the sand up and down the beach for twenty years. I'm going with map, which currently is pointing me in the direction of a giant X on the bum-side of Christina Milian. Enjoy.

Lindsay Arnold Makes Dancing with the Stars’ Parking Lot Worth Watching

As you know, Dancing with the Stars remains on our down low list. As in, we'd never tell you what you can or can't watch on television, that's between you, your pussy whipper, and your maker. But we can advise you to keep it on the down low. However, good news, ogling the parking lot of the DWTS studios at rehearsal time is perfectly acceptable, especially when dancing pro Lindsay Arnold shows off a little bit of her hot dancer body.

Now, often times, dancers get a little hard and heavy in the musculature department for our tastes. I know some of you like yourselves a good barbarian woman challenge, we here at Egotastic! generally shy away from anything that might resemble work, so we like a tamer breed of the opposite sex. Firm, but soft. Soft, but firm. Or, as a perfect visual example, Lindsay Arnold who we can't stop staring at this morning. Enjoy.

Sharna Burgess Nip Slip on Dancing with the Stars Season Premiere

 

Okay, so as much as I chide you not to allow your ladies force you to watch Dancing with the Stars, I do always remind you of the occasional silver linings. But, trust me, I will bring them to you. Or will with the help of good folks like EgoReader 'Pryse' who caught a brief, but most definitely there nipple slip from pro Sharna Burgess, the dancing partner of Andy Dick.

That's a something. Amid a sea of sparkle and shimmer. Enjoy.

Lindsay Arnold Almost Makes Me Want to Watch ‘Dancing With the Stars’

As I'm sure you're aware, though you better not tell, Dancing with the Stars season something or other premieres tonight. And while housewives and dudes watching on the down low might be excited beyond belief, we continue to be amazed by how little network television cares about men anymore. That being said, every craptastic television cloud has a silver lining. In this case, new dancing pro Lindsay Arnold, fresh on the DWTS scene. If these glimpses of her arriving for practice in her Daisy Dukes are any valid preview, yeah, we'd like to watch her dance.

Granted, that does not mean dressed up showy ballroom dancing with dudes in silky costumes. No, sir. But dancing like a half-dressed ballerina on an R-rated music box in our minds, then, yes, most definitely. Enjoy.

Maria Menounos Still Flashing Her Hiney for Dancing With the Stars Rehearsals

Sadly, I must admit to not spending much time following the current season of Dancing With the Stars, but I had even more fun things to do with my time like gouging out my eye with a hot fireplace poker and contracting rabies from squirrel through a nasty bite to my taint.  I just can't bring myself to watch dudes in costumes dancing. I'm genetically programmed to feel violently diarrhetic when I come into visual contact with such sights, or, worse, people talking about how wonderful such sights are.

However, my blind rage is not so blinding that I can't give kudos to the show producers for keeping the epically sextastic Maria Menounos on the show week after week, meaning we get to see her practicing and warming up in skin tight dancer gear week to week, it's all making us quite weak in the knees. Just look at that arse. Avast! Enjoy.