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Barbara Palvin Topless Covered Bare Booty for Madame Figaro

Hello delicious hot Hungarian lingerie model extraordinaire Barbara Palvin laying there all semi-nekkid like. How you doing?

Barbara Palvin continues to be the hottest woman I know named Barbara, upping her nomenclature cred with this Nico photoshoot for Madame Figaro magazine. Obviously there subtext and themes and styling and other things that people not my friends care about, but for the gentleman ogler, so much goodness to ogle even within the morass of distractions. Barbara Palvin truly is one of the heavenly creatures who walks this earth to create feelings of delight and yearning in her wake, both in equal measure. Someday, I’d like to let Barbara Palvin be my girlfriend. I’m sure that’s what all those unopened letters from her attorney sitting on my kitchen table must be requesting. She is a looker alright. Enjoy.

Ana Braga Does Not Like Tan Lines

Ana Braga may be blonde, but she’s also Brazilian, so you know she’s not keen on wearing bikini tops when the sun is beating down at the beach. So what if it’s Miami, take that upper portion of the swimsuit off, leave the rather modest tiny thong bottom on just to keep the kids from asking their parents too many questions about where babies come from.

Ana definitely has the body to carry off the topless beach qualifying credentials. I’m generally opposed to nudist beaches because I’ve been to a few and the visuals can be, well, uneven is a nice way to put it. But for any woman that resembles Ana Braga, I say, take off your tops ladies, burn those bras, this is 2014, let’s get into some serious feminism. Enjoy.

Courtney Stodden Barely Covered Topless Racy Brunette Photos for the Brits to Munch On

You know Courtney Stodden make quite an impression on the people of Jolly Old England when she was visiting there for her turn on Celebrity Big Brother. How could she not win over the people of Britain with her great, um, personalities, which she managed to flash glimpses of during the show’s run. Now, the lads magazines in the U.K. have invited Courtney back to get almost almost topless as a brunette in a racy lingerie photoshoot.

I’m not exactly sure how Courtney’s massive globes aren’t fully exposed, but I suppose they did some selective combing of the hair and choosing of the photos to retain her ingenue innocence. It is her last token of down home country girl remaining, one we expect to see very shortly. For now, Courtney making quite the funbag impression in  a land where bodacious brunettes are highly revered. Enjoy.