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Rihanna Crazy Hot Sweaty and Covered Topless in Esquire

Wow. Damn. And one more wow. I don’t care if you’re a Rihanna luster such as myself or not, you have to admit this Bajan diva photographs like just about none other. You throw in half-nekkid wardrobe, covered topless, and all kinds of water and oil spray downs, and this Rihanna picture set in the December edition of Esquire magazine is simply off the charts. I’m not sure who makes the charts, but if you do, please let them know they might need a bigger chart.

I’ve been fond of Rihanna since first we met in the virtual eyeballing era. That body on this sultry pop star, it’s just an epically cut diamond in the heavenly rough. Those long taut legs and tight abs and beautiful boobtastic all wrapped in a preening, posing, exhibitionist unctuous shimmering form. It’s just something to behold. And or hold if you ever should be so fortunate. Well done, Rihanna. We’ve got room on the bandwagon if you want to climb aboard. Enjoy.

Kris Karson Wet and Dripping By Popular Request

Okay, I made the randy title, but the find belongs entirely to EgoReader ‘Generous Ben’ (I know) and his undying lust for all things teen model Kris Karson. I’m feeling super generous this week and bowing to so many crayon drawn request letters. It’s either my monthly or I’m just filled with the spirit of the season, which has been Christmas since about September 15 according to my local CVS store. It’s not like I concede to reader demands without a reason, you need only look at Kris Kardson in this dripping wet and see-through pictorial to understand that reason.

I happen to have a thing for hot young brunettes showering in their nighties. It’s sort of how I like to imagine the freshman girls dorms at the major state colleges that were far too fun and exciting for me to attend. Kris reminds me of every girl I ever daydreamed about back in the day, only to be roundly responded to with a ‘why don’t you take a picture, it will last longer’ snide comment. Though I did take that advice to heart and start taking pictures and, well, here we are. Welcome to Egotastic!, Kris, please, don’t grab a towel, don’t dry off, but do linger awhile. Enjoy.

Be sure to check out the official Kris Karson teen model website for all your hot young model in wet lingerie needs.

Courtney Stodden Bloody Boobtastic Halloween Madness

Well, we just had to trail with a little blood here hours before I go and rob my neighbors of all their fake chocolate compound candy bars. I wish we had more Belgian and Swiss families on the street to show some pride and pass out the real stuff. Nevertheless, may I never look down upon a Nestle Crunch bite in my living years.

Courtney Stodden got into the Halloween spirit with copious amounts of fangs, funbags, and fake blood. Not exactly scream queen, but squeamishly chesty queen for sure. Say what you will about Courtney, she maintains a body built for show, especially around all the holidays. She’s a master of attention. It’s Halloween, go on, give her some. It’s just like candy! Enjoy.

 

Sara Malkul Lane Covered Topless And Other Fine Things To Ogle

Sweet mother of funbags, check out these pics of Sara Malakul Lane covered topless. (Hollywood Tuna)

Kelly Osbourne is looking pretty hot these days in this bikini pic. (Huffington Post)

Alyssa Barbara sure knows how to fill out a . (Drunken Stepfather)

Meanwhile, in Yesica Toscanini in bikini news…(Popoholic)

Do you wanna see some Vanessa Hudgens sideboob? Sure, you do! (The Superficial)

Kat Dennings is getting Grobanned in this cleavtacular dress. (Dlisted)

Kate Upton doesn’t need a bra constricting those lovely ta-tas. (COED)

Jessica Chastain Covered Topless and Extraordinarily Hot in Interview

Jessica Chastain doesn’t get enough lust love from the gentlemen oglers. She’d kind of always under the radar because she play such serious roles in the movies. Even though she has shown a willingness to flash her lovely udders, which to be in the ultimate sign of thespianic excellence. But she dolls up nice. Or dolls down nice as the case may be in the latest edition of Interview magazine.

Once again we see the surprisingly evocative use of black and white photography with a classically beautiful woman like Jessica. She’s a bit too modest in these photos, but you get the general sextastic drift by leafing through her various bits of role playing hotness. You don’t need to be obvious to get the boys attention, as my senile older aunt used to tell me because she thought for some reason I was a slutty girl. She was at least half right. Enjoy.

Adriana Lima Covered Topless and Come Hithering In Her Lingerie

Perhaps nobody does the come hither, I’m a dangerous brunette in my sultry panties and bras, or less, better than Adriana Lima. She could turn even the coldest heart into the warmest of lusters with a simple turn of her head, a knowing smile, and that body that is just out of this world.

In her latest catalog spread for Victoria’s Secret, Adriana shows why she’s still the top selling champ in the arsenal with her covered topless pimping of the lacy and silky things. Those sultry looks of hers could kill a man if she ever cranked it up to full power. I wouldn’t mind really going out like that. I’d have a great story to tell in heaven, or, you know, wherever it is I’m headed. Enjoy.

Charlotte McKinney Holds Her Own Nursing Degrees

Do you happen to like hot sextastic nurses holding their own ginormous melons in an attempt to take your temperature from across the room? Yeah, I know you do. Then prepare to fall deep into a semi-cramping but pleasantly painful kind of lust for blonde bombshell model Charlotte McKinney in Galore magazine.

People are naturally comparing Charlotte to Kate Upton because of her Instagram fame, Guess jeans modeling, and something about those XXL funbags of hers that makes every man and Sapphic leaning woman in the house reflexivley make motorboat noises. If Charlotte really were a nurse, I’d find a way to need medical attention daily. Not that I already don’t, but with something sexier than rampant athlete’s foot. Good Charlotte, Good God! Enjoy.