Covered Topless Posts:

Imogen Thomas Pregnant Body Show Helps Turns Blue Monday into Almost MILFtastic Monday

By Bill Swift | January 20, 2013 @ 11:43 pm

Imogen Thomas Covered Her Nekkid Pregnant Body for a Photoshoot

According to some British scientist (and who even knew they had those), the third Monday of January is scientifically the most depressing day of the year for the most number of people in Great Britain. Something to do with Christmas bills coming due, the weather being cold and sucky, and the corner market being out of kidney pies, or something like that. But not everybody on the Isle of England seems to be dour and down today. Take for instance Imogen Thomas, knocked up by some bloke we can't remember, and looking all kinds of hot in her preggo covered topless posings.

Now, you know of our hot nekkid pregnant woman fetish. We will no longer apologize. And as for feeling blue this Blue Monday, well, the only thing blue right now is our... excuse me, not in front of the baby! Enjoy.

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Ana Lucia Dominguez Covered Topless for a Double Shot of Colombian Telenovela Gloriosa

By Bill Swift | January 8, 2013 @ 9:25 am

Ana Lucia Domínguez Covered Topless Shoot in Soho Magazine

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Colombian soap starlet. Three words that evoke images of sultry, steamy, Latina goodness. And we are not the least bit let down as eye a twin-take of Ana Lucia Dominguez, Sudamericana telenovela actress who lends her seductive bodily wares to the lenses of Soho magazine in not one, but two separate eye-popping pictorials that remind us that our very first virtual Winnebago road trip road right through Colombia, wherein we gave our hearts, and many coins, to the savagely savory ladies thereabouts.

Ana Lucia Domínguez Sultry Photoshoot for Soho Magazine

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It's not just that Ana Lucia Dominguez is tan and hot and dripping wet all over, it's just that... actually, wait, that's exactly it. And it's spectacular. Enjoy.

Veronica Pliego Drop Dead Sextastic in Lingerie Pictures for the TV Hostess Win

By Bill Swift | January 4, 2013 @ 11:00 am

Veronica Pliego Covered Topless in Lingerie for H Para Hombres January 2013

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If you're not watching Spanish television, again I must tell you, you're missing about a thousand ridiculously hot women per day (x 365, that must be hundreds of thousands of women you're missing per year, so fix that right away), including the muy deliciosa Veronica Pilego, hostess on TV Azteca, and one smoking hot Latina featured in little skimpy bits in H Para Hombres. And, man oh man, how we'd like to see her on our TV screens, literally, like standing atop our TV sets in her little bra and panties.

The start of the year is a great time to remind ourselves of the hotness that exists in every nation on this planet, every corner of this globe, and every nook and cranny where females dare to bare. We intended to bring it all to you in Lucky '13. Enjoy.

More More Fortescue Twins, Sunbathing Without Bikini Tops (Though Ta-Side Down)

By Bill Swift | January 2, 2013 @ 9:30 am

TUrn OVer Young Ladies!

Rosie and Lily Fortescue Sunbathing Without Their Bikini Tops

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We are slowly but surely falling in lust with the dual-bikini action guns a-blazin' exhibitionist stylings of the Made in Chelsea twin sisters, Rosie Fortescue and Lily Fortescue.

While as recently as, oh, five minutes, we declared Lily to be our favorite of the two sisters, we can't help but remember that our hierarchy of pervy lust places anything to do with hottie twins well above any individual 1:1 encounter, therefore, the site of the swinging sisters sunbathing without bikini straps threw us into a tizzy of a tingly sort. Now, if we can just get you girl to turn over for a minute whilst we adjust our optical nerves... Enjoy.

Courtney Stodden Covered Nekkid Gifts for a Very Pink Christmas

By Bill Swift | December 20, 2012 @ 4:05 pm

Courtney Stodden Covered Her Nekkid Body With Gifts

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You just knew Courtney Stodden was going to do something daring for her barely legal Christmas, and while she's yet to bare all, we have a sneak peek for you at her rather racy pink-Xmas photoshoot, with nothing but for a few presents between Courtney and her first fully nekkid photoshoot.

Now, we have ribbed Courtney many times in the past for her visual assault on the traditions of our major holidays, but, meh, we're lazy and we're clearly facing an unstoppable wanton force. So, rather than call out Courtney for her degradation of the Yuletide season, we'll just mention that, as we finally can, Courtney's body is finally coming into its own, a real woman, a wife to her grandpa, and somebody who seems willing to drop her drawers for a little holiday magic. Accentuate the positive. Enjoy.

Zhang You Prepares For the Apocalypse By Taking Off Her Top and Taking Pictures of Herself

By Bill Swift | December 20, 2012 @ 11:26 am

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Oh, happy days. Wait, I mean, End of Days. And the fact that some of the doomsdayers happen to be super hot boobtastic models like Chinese hottie Zhang You, who has written her farewell to the world letter in preparation for the Apocalypse, and simultaneously decided to take some naughty photos of herself before she departs this world. And, damn, what a body on this Mainland hottie, covered topless self-pics, yet another outstanding offshoot of our adventures into the Fat East.

And, just like that, this whole Mayan thing is suddenly having an incredible upside. Enjoy.

ZHANG YOU IS ONE OF OUR HAPPIEST FINDS OF 2012

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Keeley Hazell Covered Topless Pics Only Make Us Sadder to See Her Go (But They’re Still Wicked Effin’ Hot!)

By Bill Swift | December 13, 2012 @ 12:07 pm

Keeley Hazell Covered Topless Shoot for Maxim Magazine

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Keeley Hazell Topless

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Not exactly when these photos were shot for Maxim magazine, or if shot for Maxim, but these covered topless pictures of the wonderment that is Keeley Hazell is some form of torture submitted by EgoReader 'Dave D.' to visually remind us how much we will miss Keeley now that she has officially and finally announced her exit from the modeling stage.

This is perhaps worse than losing your childhood pet to a speeding yet completely silent electric vehicle or the pangs of loss you feel when the last of your weekender 24-pack of Silver Bullets has been tapped out by early Saturday morning, because you can get another dog, they're all really effin' cute, and thank the good Lord there is always more beer to be had, but will there ever be another Keeley Hazell?