Covered Topless Posts:

Gisele Bundchen Nude Sort Of and Suntanned Summer Hot in Lui Magazine

Can Gisele Bundchen still bring it? Oh, she done brought it in the latest edition of Lui magazine, the French periodical dedicated to making sure people understand that the French know what hotness looks like beyond all the meta and the memes and the artistry. With Gisele barely covered and bronzed and beneath the sun, they've certainly made a statement as to that understanding. Some might wonder if after being a MILF a couple times over and a NFL wife and all the trappings of her business and commercial pursuit if Gisele would perhaps slow down on the old school sextastic front. Um, no, would be the answer to that line of wondering.

Gisele wasn't the first Brazilian export to catch the world's attention, but she certainly has been one of the more famous door wide openers for the outpouring of Sudamericana model hotness to the Northern hemisphere. Like the Lewis and Clark of hot half-nekkid bodiness. Adventure awaits. Enjoy.

Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Pictures Continue Their Sextastic Struggle To Keep That Darn Bikini On

I don't know, maybe it's time for BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee to stop shopping at the Bikinis That Fall Off store and maybe hit up the PacSun or Macy's or something. Then again, if Jennifer ever were to start wearing bikinis that didn't fall off every time she got in and out of the water in Miami, I know I'd miss the views of her barely-clad, hard worked out mommy body. So, all things considered, I hope she continues to wear the swimsuits with the shoddy tie-strings.

Jennifer Nicole Lee has mastered two arts: fitness and giving happy feelings to boys and men who happen to be sharing her same swimming pool or beach front for the afternoon. I'm going to go ahead and dub her one of my favorite artists, though I'll still say Chagall when girls at cocktail parties ask me. I do try to pretend to be interesting. Enjoy.

Abigail Ratchford Covered Topless Bikini Photos Reveal a Big Pair of the Luckiest Hands in the World

If I had a body like the stupendously curvaceous Abigail Ratchford, I'd probably never leave the house, let alone the bath tub. You can believe I'd be earning my long distance learning degree in massage therapy working entirely on myself in a bubble bath followed by several jars of unctuous lotions rubbed in every so slowly but constantly. And handbras, well, they would be a must for all public occasions where my world class nipples might be deemed to publicly shocking to the young people or on Facebook. Hence, I'd be grabbing my own big bare puppies constantly to secure my modesty.

Such is the source of my jealous for the hands of Abigail Ratchford, the new brunette star in our universe. And not merely because Abigail was born of coal in the Pennsylvania fields, or maybe the suburbs, but because her body as shot in a bikini by Raquel Rischard on the beach in Malibu is essentially a Disneyland for adults. I don't need to tell you where Splash Mountain drops you, use your own imagination. Or, if you're lucky enough to be Abigail Ratchford, use your own hands and build your own fantasyland. Enjoy.

Bar Refaeli Covered Topless and Just Wicked Wicked Hot in Elle Spain

I don't remember when I first fell deep into lust with Bar Refaeli. I do not foresee a day when those very romantic and pure of heart feelings will ever subside. Bar, I'm here for the duration, don't leave me hanging. And speaking of hanging, the ever so slightly demure Israeli supermodel held her own perfect pair of funbags for this otherwise mostly nekkid spread in Elle Spain.

While I full intend to pull of the perfect BBQ this coming holiday weekend, I have to be totally honest and say it will always be less than perfect until the day Bar is going naughty things to me underneath my 'Lick My Cook' apron. That is the summer holiday dream I've had since the last millennium. Bar, you make me so happy with your scantily clad looks, but there's so many more levels of pleasure for us to explore. Call me, I'm making ribs. Enjoy.

Karent Sierra Moves from Real Housewife to Real Topless Sunbather in Miami

Unless you watch that hideous Real Housewives of Miami TV show for people with way too much time on their hands, you may not be familiar with former cast member and real life dentist, Karent Sierra. I've been trying to figure out if being a DDS is some kind of fetish I can jump aboard, but after my last crowning visit to the dentist, I'm not sure I can ever lust latex gloves and metal probes ever again.

Nevertheless, I'm still willing to leer at the bikini top off photos of Karent trying to avoid tan lines while soaking up the sun in her bikini on the beach. She seems to be happy, or making me happy, which is equally if not more important.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Is Covered Topless for the Oncoming Summer Heat

It's summer time. Well, almost. Which means you can't almost be wearing a bra. Not if you're the stunning hot Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and your portraying one of my many mature themed dreams in the latest edition of V Magazine, just in time for the dog days.

Rosie has herself in various stages of barely covering her own ta-ta's with a slight bit of wardrobe or hands. That's just enough of a tease to get my internal temperatures sweltering with a well-positioned popsicle the only realistic option for relief. Rosie, what you do to us when you're clothes start coming off. It's fashionably hot. Enjoy.

Lady Gaga Topless But for Pasties At Her ArtPop Thingee In New York

Art finally has a voice. Or something like that. And apparently it's a near topless Lady Gaga. She is wearing pasties to cover up her end of udder bits as she struts about in various fabulous sets with her fabulous music for fabulous young people who are probably not so good at sports. But they now have ArtPop or whatever this concert is being called. And they have Lady Gaga half-nekkid for ninety minutes, or barely covered topless for about ten, with handlers racing to keep her from getting completely arrested by New York's finest.

Lady Gaga abides despite a million and one reasons why you thought she might disappear from the pop music landscape. I'm sure there are some complex social reasons why she continues to be popular. I'll list her knockers and bare-ass constantly on displays as at least one of the more relevant reasons. It's certainly why she keeps showing up here. Enjoy.

(You can see Lady Gaga's actor boyfriend squeezing her ass in public if you so desire on WWTDD.)