Do you happen to like hot sextastic nurses holding their own ginormous melons in an attempt to take your temperature from across the room? Yeah, I know you do. Then prepare to fall deep into a semi-cramping but pleasantly painful kind of lust for blonde bombshell model Charlotte McKinney in Galore magazine.
People are naturally comparing Charlotte to Kate Upton because of her Instagram fame, Guess jeans modeling, and something about those XXL funbags of hers that makes every man and Sapphic leaning woman in the house reflexivley make motorboat noises. If Charlotte really were a nurse, I’d find a way to need medical attention daily. Not that I already don’t, but with something sexier than rampant athlete’s foot. Good Charlotte, Good God! Enjoy.
We certainly don’t get to see enough of the Cubana hottie Mayra Veronica and her sextastically posed sultry Latina hotness. The alluring bilingual vixen hosts TV shows, puts out dance records, and does a whole bunch of stuff with fashion that does not interest me in the least except for when she models, but her true talents, well, one of them at least, lies in how hot she looks without clothes on laying in bed. Oh, mamacita.
In this Bruno Talledo shoot, Mayra shows us how a smoking hot brunette needs little more than a bed and a single bed sheet to put on an epic show of seduction. Really, the sheet is not needed at all. From stem to stern, Mayra shows off her picture perfect body in a round of making every man who doesn’t find this in his bedroom when he gets home super jealous of the few lucky bastards who do. Man, how I’d love to make you all jealous. Mayra, we need more! Enjoy.
You know my general feelings about the fine art of burlesque and other not nearly striptease shows. A bit outdated. But every time I say that, along comes Dita Von Teese to make sure I eat my words. With her tassels and g-strings and water pouring and giant martini glasses, there’s no doubt Dita puts on one amazingly bawdy show even if she does so without breaking any prevailing vice laws, unfortunately so.
You wouldn’t stick with a girlfriend who teased you wonderfully each evening only to announce ‘thank you for attending the show, Cleveland’ then left your apartment right as you were ready for the after-show. But somehow Dita makes this work ever so alluringly, recollections back to an era when not everybody was super obvious in public and saved their fully naughty bits for the boudoir. I suppose there’s something to be said for the anti-Miley. Bravo, Dita. Enjoy.
It’s no secret I’ve become quite smitten with Chelsea Heath. I’m not a gambling man, well, okay, I am, but I have a sneaky feeling we’ll bee seeing much more of this divine bikini hottie in the near future. As for now, we have another peek at the ridiculously hot bikini body of this young L.A. model pimping the creepy 138 water on the shores of Malibu, somewhere close to a bar I once remember being thrown out of . Mixed feelings for me, with a strong lean toward passion inducement thanks to Chelsea’s perfect bikini booty.
The more I see these incredibly passion inducing bikini babes pouring this 138 water over their bodies, the more I believe this mysteriously non-existent bottled water product is more likely an elixir that promotes serious hot body growth from the outside. No way to know for sure so, Chelsea, keep on pouring over your fun bits. Daddy will be there soon to mop up. That sounded really creepy as well. Though brutally honest i assure you. Enjoy.
Too much information perhaps. But I don’t consider it hyperbole when I state that Camille Rowe may just be the hottest thing in cotton panties since, well, since forever. The French blonde has made a stupendous addition to the Victoria’s Secret stable of hotties ever since her introduction last year. She brings a certain je ne sais quoi to the mix, which I believe is French for absolutely ridiculously hot body and tush.
When Miranda Kerr left the fold I must admit I was a bit concerned for V.S. and their bevy of underwear beauty pimping models. But they redoubled their efforts and their lineup rather impressively, bringing in a half-dozen newer bodies and faces into the panties and bra mix that has only elevated their stature. I expect that of a lingerie company that wants to maintain their presence on my speed dial list. Camille Rowe, you are simply amazing. Keep up the good undies work. Enjoy.
Call her an angel or the daughter of the devil, you must really look at the full set of Kendall Jenner in the new Russell James photobook, Angels. While Kendall isn’t a V.S. Angel like the remaining cast of the book, there’s no doubt that this Kardashian offspring has achieved new heights of long and lean modeling poses that none of her shorter, rounder sisters ever could. This is kind of magical. Not quite as magical as if she moved her hands and unfurled her full body, but we’re getting there. Give it a little time.
Kendall hasn’t exactly broken out in full party mode since turning eighteen last year. Rather, she’s applied herself to becoming the sextastic walking mannequin she was always destined to be. She seems to have the chops and then some. If she’s fortunate or just lucky, she’ll move overseas and begin a non-communicative relationship with her destructive family. Maybe just be the hot model who lives in the estate up on the Moldovan mountains. Not too shabby. Enjoy.
You know me. I’m not big on omens. But starting off a week with a preview picture of Kendall Jenner and her racy new photoshoot from Russell James, well, let’s just call this the opposite of Damien’s black bird. That would be a good thing.
As is the sight of the still barely legal Kendall Jenner, or just Kendall as she’s calling herself now in Manhattan, who shows why she has the chops to be a top flight model. Tall, lean, and ready to do what it takes to be noticed and relevant and hopefully even more naked next time. Just look at that body.
I can’t wait to see the full set of pictures. I imagine we shall right here on this site. Welcome to the new week. Enjoy.