Covered Topless Posts:

Veronica Pliego Drop Dead Sextastic in Lingerie Pictures for the TV Hostess Win

By Bill Swift | January 4, 2013 @ 11:00 am

Veronica Pliego Covered Topless in Lingerie for H Para Hombres January 2013

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If you're not watching Spanish television, again I must tell you, you're missing about a thousand ridiculously hot women per day (x 365, that must be hundreds of thousands of women you're missing per year, so fix that right away), including the muy deliciosa Veronica Pilego, hostess on TV Azteca, and one smoking hot Latina featured in little skimpy bits in H Para Hombres. And, man oh man, how we'd like to see her on our TV screens, literally, like standing atop our TV sets in her little bra and panties.

The start of the year is a great time to remind ourselves of the hotness that exists in every nation on this planet, every corner of this globe, and every nook and cranny where females dare to bare. We intended to bring it all to you in Lucky '13. Enjoy.

More More Fortescue Twins, Sunbathing Without Bikini Tops (Though Ta-Side Down)

By Bill Swift | January 2, 2013 @ 9:30 am

TUrn OVer Young Ladies!

Rosie and Lily Fortescue Sunbathing Without Their Bikini Tops

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We are slowly but surely falling in lust with the dual-bikini action guns a-blazin' exhibitionist stylings of the Made in Chelsea twin sisters, Rosie Fortescue and Lily Fortescue.

While as recently as, oh, five minutes, we declared Lily to be our favorite of the two sisters, we can't help but remember that our hierarchy of pervy lust places anything to do with hottie twins well above any individual 1:1 encounter, therefore, the site of the swinging sisters sunbathing without bikini straps threw us into a tizzy of a tingly sort. Now, if we can just get you girl to turn over for a minute whilst we adjust our optical nerves... Enjoy.

Courtney Stodden Covered Nekkid Gifts for a Very Pink Christmas

By Bill Swift | December 20, 2012 @ 4:05 pm

Courtney Stodden Covered Her Nekkid Body With Gifts

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You just knew Courtney Stodden was going to do something daring for her barely legal Christmas, and while she's yet to bare all, we have a sneak peek for you at her rather racy pink-Xmas photoshoot, with nothing but for a few presents between Courtney and her first fully nekkid photoshoot.

Now, we have ribbed Courtney many times in the past for her visual assault on the traditions of our major holidays, but, meh, we're lazy and we're clearly facing an unstoppable wanton force. So, rather than call out Courtney for her degradation of the Yuletide season, we'll just mention that, as we finally can, Courtney's body is finally coming into its own, a real woman, a wife to her grandpa, and somebody who seems willing to drop her drawers for a little holiday magic. Accentuate the positive. Enjoy.

Zhang You Prepares For the Apocalypse By Taking Off Her Top and Taking Pictures of Herself

By Bill Swift | December 20, 2012 @ 11:26 am

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Oh, happy days. Wait, I mean, End of Days. And the fact that some of the doomsdayers happen to be super hot boobtastic models like Chinese hottie Zhang You, who has written her farewell to the world letter in preparation for the Apocalypse, and simultaneously decided to take some naughty photos of herself before she departs this world. And, damn, what a body on this Mainland hottie, covered topless self-pics, yet another outstanding offshoot of our adventures into the Fat East.

And, just like that, this whole Mayan thing is suddenly having an incredible upside. Enjoy.

ZHANG YOU IS ONE OF OUR HAPPIEST FINDS OF 2012

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Keeley Hazell Covered Topless Pics Only Make Us Sadder to See Her Go (But They’re Still Wicked Effin’ Hot!)

By Bill Swift | December 13, 2012 @ 12:07 pm

Keeley Hazell Covered Topless Shoot for Maxim Magazine

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Keeley Hazell Topless

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Not exactly when these photos were shot for Maxim magazine, or if shot for Maxim, but these covered topless pictures of the wonderment that is Keeley Hazell is some form of torture submitted by EgoReader 'Dave D.' to visually remind us how much we will miss Keeley now that she has officially and finally announced her exit from the modeling stage.

This is perhaps worse than losing your childhood pet to a speeding yet completely silent electric vehicle or the pangs of loss you feel when the last of your weekender 24-pack of Silver Bullets has been tapped out by early Saturday morning, because you can get another dog, they're all really effin' cute, and thank the good Lord there is always more beer to be had, but will there ever be another Keeley Hazell?

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Jessi June Covered Topless in ‘A Very Boobtastic Christmas’ for Egotastic! (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | December 13, 2012 @ 2:16 am

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We Know Exactly Who's Been Naughty This Year -- Us!

The Christmas spirit truly moves us here at Egotastic!, but we know our readers need a little more than just the idea of seasonal joy and merriment to truly feel the spirit, so we asked Google+ curvaceous model sensation, Jessi June, if she'd like to help us build a little Yuletide spirt by way of a sextastic photoshoot with a X-mas theme. Jessi agreed (we are always shocked when we get a 'yes' from pretty girls for anything) and off we went to the legendary Viper Room to create some magic.

Jessi June Models in Red for Egotastic! Christmas Photoshoot

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Take a look behind the scenes of the shoot in the video and also at some of our favorite photos from the shooting day and see if you don't feel a big Santa welling up in your private chimney, if you know what I'm saying. Ho, ho, ho.

(Big props to photographer extraordinaire Jake Giles, to the legendary rock club The Viper Room, and, of course, the inimitable buxom hottie, Jessi June.)

Sophie Christina Butt-Dropped Whooty By Indignant Egotastic! Reader

By Bill Swift | December 5, 2012 @ 11:11 am

Sophie Christina Juicy Covered Topless Shoot in Curvehouse Magazine

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Here's the thing about booties. Do not cross people when it comes to their favorites. Lesson learned.

No sooner did we post the winner of Miss BumBum contest from Rio this morning than the letters came pouring in about how 'dat ass' wasn't nearly the best big badonkadonk around. Turns out, many dudes love big cheek and they are truly committed to their favorite bottoms.

We can't show you all the outrage, because quite frankly by angry letter number three, we tune out, as it reminds us to much of the letters our mom used to write us from prison, but, thanks to EgoReader 'Devon', we did take note of rather noteworthy Sophie Christina, a bootylicious Canuckian model of French and Grecian persuasion. And 'dat ass', featured in Curvehouse magazine, oh, mother of all things big and juicy, so juicy that the damn word 'juicy' is tattooed on the cheek itself. We didn't even notice her covered topless bodaciousness for several minutes. That's the power of the booty by golly. Enjoy.