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Kendall Jenner Topless Kinda Sorta For Interview Magazine

It's not the topless we've been hoping to see these seven long months now since Kendall Jenner has turned eighteen, but we are definitely getting closer. Let's put it this way, Kendall is definitely now shooting topless. Although her hands and arms are up and blocking her good bits still, I dare you to hold up your hands and arms in the air and hold them. They get tired. This can't possibly go on much longer for her. Not to mention sneaky peek outtakes which must exist somewhere.

Featured in the new edition of Interview magazine, Kendall does put on the typical topless covered model pose down, proving that she not only has the looks and body and birthright to be a model, but she's got the finer points down as well. I suspect she'll go pretty far in this world, though hopefully not too much farther without first lowering her hands. Enjoy.

Rachel Stevens Elected Sexiest Woman of All Time By FHM (She Does Look Super Fine In Her Skimpy Lingerie)

Just like Major Tom, I don't understand all this science. But somehow, FHM magazine went back through all their years of Hottest Woman of the Year voting since their inception and built some complex formulas on their Commodore computers and it spit out the name Rachel Stevens as the hottest girl every according to FHM readers. It's kind of surprising really as the former British bubble gum pop singer never actually won any of the single year's votes during the last two decades. Not that she's not hot and I wouldn't go through astronaut training just to get a chance to peck her on the cheek before my 27 year solo manned mission to Saturn, it's just that I don't understand science.

But I do understand the sextastic. And Rachel Stevens, now into her mid-30's, is looking finer than ever in this pictorial where she's barely covered with her hands or little bits of lingerie. The now mum of a brood never was much of a musical talent, but like so many American pop stars, she figured out how to look hot on stage with a wireless microphone and tight outfits while working some choreographed dance moves. That's enough for me. You know of my distaste for superlatives. There is no one hottest woman of all time. But, if I happened to run into Rachel Stevens posing in her lingerie, I'd tell her they made the right decision. Enjoy.

Skylar Grey Is Wicked Hot and Tatted Up For Inked Magazine

Thanks to our friends at the super cool Inked Magazine for this simply hot body art homage to the delicious and lyrical Skylar Grey. I've been thinking about Skylar Grey recently as they keep running her I'm Coming Home song in those omnipresent Budweiser commercials during sporting events. I've also been thinking about her because she's a vastly underrated hottie, and now quite much undressed and showing off her tats for Inked.

I mean, I respect musical artistry, but that doesn't mean I want to see all musicians in just their jeans and no top. Just a select few. Including Skylar who really does deserve some more lust from the gentleman ogling community. If this is the start of her coming out (more) party, consider me ready to don the silly hat and blow the noisemakers. I really do so desire Skylar. Enjoy.

Photo credit: Inked Magazine

Edita Vilkeviciute Steamy Sextastic By The Sea

You know I always have mixed feelings about showing off hot photos of my future wife. It feels like it may be improper in some manner, but then I remind myself those are just old-fashioned, insecure, possessive type feelings that I need to overcome if my marriage to Edita Vilkeviciute is going to be successful for the two to three years before same-sex boredom naturally kicks-in and I'm back on DateASupermodel.com looking for my next big romance.

Edita is featured all kinds of black wardrobe barely covered and smoking hot in the new edition of Vogue Australia. I suppose that means this pictorial is supposed to connote something about style and fashion. I'm mostly just feeling tingle in my nether regions, but maybe that just means I inherently respond to fashion tips. Or, Edita's ridiculously hot body and amazing looks, both wet and dry. It's a toss up. Edita, call me, we have invitations to pick out. Enjoy.

Barbara Fialho Paws Her Own Blessedly Hot Tops for Brazilian Glory

While the world spotlight is about the focus on the grand and gloriously tanned people of Brazil and their hosting of the World Cup, us gentleman oglers have been leering Sudamericana way for years now with a higher calling in mind. The many and even more many number of crazy hot and sultry beauties and world class models exported by Brazil seemingly nearly constantly such that they may be missionaries of the sextastic.

Barbara Fialho is yet another entry in the supremely hot barrel of Brazilian model exports who we've seen once or twice around here, but never quite as ridiculously alluring as she is holding her own precious funbags in this mini-pictorial in GQ Australia shot by Gavin O'Neill. I'd like to jump right through these pages and graciously and gentlemanly ask if I might relieve Barbara of her tired hands duties. I'd be gentle and make sure my mitts were warm before engaging. Barbara, I'd so learn Portuguese for you. Enjoy.

Jessica Sutton Covered Topless Bikini Hotness In DSS Magazine

MMA ring girl and boobtastic model Jessica Sutton is smoking hot in this spread in DSS magazine. She wears different outfits with one main thing in common: sideboob. In fact, it's not just sideboob. It's top, bottom, and sideboob. Basically the only thing you can't see are her nips. In many of the pics it is only her tiny arms that try and conceal her mammoth funbags from our eager eyeballs. Her ta-tas are a sight to behold. They are the kind of yum yums that can cause traffic accidents if viewed from the road. But it isn't just her titanic knockers that make these pics so much fun to look at. The bottoms in several of these photos show off her perfectly round booty. They are like two perfectly tanned mounds of awesomeness.

In one pic she is pulling on her panties just enough to be naughty. Yes, please and thank you.

Gisele Bundchen Nude Sort Of and Suntanned Summer Hot in Lui Magazine

Can Gisele Bundchen still bring it? Oh, she done brought it in the latest edition of Lui magazine, the French periodical dedicated to making sure people understand that the French know what hotness looks like beyond all the meta and the memes and the artistry. With Gisele barely covered and bronzed and beneath the sun, they've certainly made a statement as to that understanding. Some might wonder if after being a MILF a couple times over and a NFL wife and all the trappings of her business and commercial pursuit if Gisele would perhaps slow down on the old school sextastic front. Um, no, would be the answer to that line of wondering.

Gisele wasn't the first Brazilian export to catch the world's attention, but she certainly has been one of the more famous door wide openers for the outpouring of Sudamericana model hotness to the Northern hemisphere. Like the Lewis and Clark of hot half-nekkid bodiness. Adventure awaits. Enjoy.