Covered Topless Posts:

Edita Vilkeviciute Steamy Sextastic By The Sea

You know I always have mixed feelings about showing off hot photos of my future wife. It feels like it may be improper in some manner, but then I remind myself those are just old-fashioned, insecure, possessive type feelings that I need to overcome if my marriage to Edita Vilkeviciute is going to be successful for the two to three years before same-sex boredom naturally kicks-in and I'm back on DateASupermodel.com looking for my next big romance.

Edita is featured all kinds of black wardrobe barely covered and smoking hot in the new edition of Vogue Australia. I suppose that means this pictorial is supposed to connote something about style and fashion. I'm mostly just feeling tingle in my nether regions, but maybe that just means I inherently respond to fashion tips. Or, Edita's ridiculously hot body and amazing looks, both wet and dry. It's a toss up. Edita, call me, we have invitations to pick out. Enjoy.

Barbara Fialho Paws Her Own Blessedly Hot Tops for Brazilian Glory

While the world spotlight is about the focus on the grand and gloriously tanned people of Brazil and their hosting of the World Cup, us gentleman oglers have been leering Sudamericana way for years now with a higher calling in mind. The many and even more many number of crazy hot and sultry beauties and world class models exported by Brazil seemingly nearly constantly such that they may be missionaries of the sextastic.

Barbara Fialho is yet another entry in the supremely hot barrel of Brazilian model exports who we've seen once or twice around here, but never quite as ridiculously alluring as she is holding her own precious funbags in this mini-pictorial in GQ Australia shot by Gavin O'Neill. I'd like to jump right through these pages and graciously and gentlemanly ask if I might relieve Barbara of her tired hands duties. I'd be gentle and make sure my mitts were warm before engaging. Barbara, I'd so learn Portuguese for you. Enjoy.

Jessica Sutton Covered Topless Bikini Hotness In DSS Magazine

MMA ring girl and boobtastic model Jessica Sutton is smoking hot in this spread in DSS magazine. She wears different outfits with one main thing in common: sideboob. In fact, it's not just sideboob. It's top, bottom, and sideboob. Basically the only thing you can't see are her nips. In many of the pics it is only her tiny arms that try and conceal her mammoth funbags from our eager eyeballs. Her ta-tas are a sight to behold. They are the kind of yum yums that can cause traffic accidents if viewed from the road. But it isn't just her titanic knockers that make these pics so much fun to look at. The bottoms in several of these photos show off her perfectly round booty. They are like two perfectly tanned mounds of awesomeness.

In one pic she is pulling on her panties just enough to be naughty. Yes, please and thank you.

Gisele Bundchen Nude Sort Of and Suntanned Summer Hot in Lui Magazine

Can Gisele Bundchen still bring it? Oh, she done brought it in the latest edition of Lui magazine, the French periodical dedicated to making sure people understand that the French know what hotness looks like beyond all the meta and the memes and the artistry. With Gisele barely covered and bronzed and beneath the sun, they've certainly made a statement as to that understanding. Some might wonder if after being a MILF a couple times over and a NFL wife and all the trappings of her business and commercial pursuit if Gisele would perhaps slow down on the old school sextastic front. Um, no, would be the answer to that line of wondering.

Gisele wasn't the first Brazilian export to catch the world's attention, but she certainly has been one of the more famous door wide openers for the outpouring of Sudamericana model hotness to the Northern hemisphere. Like the Lewis and Clark of hot half-nekkid bodiness. Adventure awaits. Enjoy.

Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Pictures Continue Their Sextastic Struggle To Keep That Darn Bikini On

I don't know, maybe it's time for BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee to stop shopping at the Bikinis That Fall Off store and maybe hit up the PacSun or Macy's or something. Then again, if Jennifer ever were to start wearing bikinis that didn't fall off every time she got in and out of the water in Miami, I know I'd miss the views of her barely-clad, hard worked out mommy body. So, all things considered, I hope she continues to wear the swimsuits with the shoddy tie-strings.

Jennifer Nicole Lee has mastered two arts: fitness and giving happy feelings to boys and men who happen to be sharing her same swimming pool or beach front for the afternoon. I'm going to go ahead and dub her one of my favorite artists, though I'll still say Chagall when girls at cocktail parties ask me. I do try to pretend to be interesting. Enjoy.

Abigail Ratchford Covered Topless Bikini Photos Reveal a Big Pair of the Luckiest Hands in the World

If I had a body like the stupendously curvaceous Abigail Ratchford, I'd probably never leave the house, let alone the bath tub. You can believe I'd be earning my long distance learning degree in massage therapy working entirely on myself in a bubble bath followed by several jars of unctuous lotions rubbed in every so slowly but constantly. And handbras, well, they would be a must for all public occasions where my world class nipples might be deemed to publicly shocking to the young people or on Facebook. Hence, I'd be grabbing my own big bare puppies constantly to secure my modesty.

Such is the source of my jealous for the hands of Abigail Ratchford, the new brunette star in our universe. And not merely because Abigail was born of coal in the Pennsylvania fields, or maybe the suburbs, but because her body as shot in a bikini by Raquel Rischard on the beach in Malibu is essentially a Disneyland for adults. I don't need to tell you where Splash Mountain drops you, use your own imagination. Or, if you're lucky enough to be Abigail Ratchford, use your own hands and build your own fantasyland. Enjoy.

Bar Refaeli Covered Topless and Just Wicked Wicked Hot in Elle Spain

I don't remember when I first fell deep into lust with Bar Refaeli. I do not foresee a day when those very romantic and pure of heart feelings will ever subside. Bar, I'm here for the duration, don't leave me hanging. And speaking of hanging, the ever so slightly demure Israeli supermodel held her own perfect pair of funbags for this otherwise mostly nekkid spread in Elle Spain.

While I full intend to pull of the perfect BBQ this coming holiday weekend, I have to be totally honest and say it will always be less than perfect until the day Bar is going naughty things to me underneath my 'Lick My Cook' apron. That is the summer holiday dream I've had since the last millennium. Bar, you make me so happy with your scantily clad looks, but there's so many more levels of pleasure for us to explore. Call me, I'm making ribs. Enjoy.