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Zoe Saldana Naked Almost Kind of For Women’s Health

There they go again, those silly magazines promising nekkidness and only delivering half way. Thankfully, it’s Zoe Saldana without any clothes on and barely covered up, which means it’s a whole lot of temptation and allure nonetheless.

Featured in the latest edition of Women’s Health magazine, the very healthy and now very pregnant Zoe Saldana shows off pretty much every inch of her body, save for our favorite inches, including a tight little booty that just seems ever so caressable. I’m not sure that’s actually a real word, but it ought to be. Zoe most definitely looks healthy to me. Obviously, I’d need my goggles and rubber tipped pliers to do a more thorough examination. Offshore naturally, where the laws regarding such inspections are more lax. Zoe, you are super hot. Becoming a mommy only makes you ten points higher in my book. And, yes, I do have a book. Enjoy.

Helen Flanagan Topless Almost Boobtastic Show Continues to Be An Alluring Meme

You might call Helen Flanagan the Katy Cocktease of England. Albeit, she’s quite a bit more obvious in her implementation of the almost all of my amazing ta-ta’s on display strategy. She does have some absolutely luscious funbags. And they are absolutely almost entirely on display in so many wonderful pictorials. Like this bit of uplifting visual wonderment in the current FHM magazine, the British lads magazine. Helen has managed to select a half dozen or more outfits that highlight her massive headlights without fulling showing off her world’s eighth wonders. There’s almost some praise to be given for such staging, you know, if it were the devil’s work.

Helen Flanagan has some of the finest set of mammaries attached to a crazy sextastic woman walking the face of this planet. Somebody in Parliament needs to draft a bill that gets over to Maggie Thatcher or whoever’s in charge and compel Helen to spend at least every other Tuesday topless in a public location. I can guarantee you it will help tourism, in the least. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr Uses Sextastic Appeal to Pimp Denim (VIDEO)

I couldn’t possibly name you more than two jeans companies, but apparently there are like a thousand, for women mostly, and they use wicked hot body ambassadors like Miranda Kerr to pimp their pantaloons. And why not choose Miranda Kerr to pimp just about anything related to the female body. She happens to have a pretty damn nice one. While she’s been in the news of late in betwixt two tools claiming her as their past prize, it’s best just to think of Miranda as the topless woman who can make you feel special enough to get your credit card out and start buying anything that touches her skin.

Check out this Sebastian Faena photoshoot of Miranda pushing 7Obssession jean things and the related photoshoot. You may never been the same. Enjoy.







Christina Aguilera Preggo See-Through Covered Topless Mama to Be Goodness in V Magazine

You know I happen to have a thing for pregnant ladies showing off their swelling MILFtastic. What can I say, I’m a big fan of womanhood at all stages. Yes, I know, you can mail my feminist awards to my mailbox at the Bowl and Brew. There’s just something about alluring ladies with the added miracle of creation of new life that swelters my internal thermometer. Also, of course, the added enticement of not having to worry about anybody getting knocked up by accident.

Christina Aguilera took it off, kind of all off minus the hand bra, for V magazine to show off her upcoming baby to be and her killer gestational curves. There might be a few tricks of the trade employed herein to improve certain features, but seeing Christina’s milkers to be and her bare all over skin is certainly something that tickles this preggo fetishists fancy. We probably won’t see Christina showing off again for another six months or more, so I’m absorbing this all slowly. You may absorb at your own pace. Enjoy.

Grazy And Rafaela Fornazieri Kissing For A Sexy Photoshoot

Sexy, busty twins Grazy and Rafaela Fornazieri are covered topless and kissing for a photoshoot for the Miss Butt Brazil contest. There is so much going on in these pictures. First of all, these girls have amazing bodies. They are curvy, tan, and tight like the good Lord intended. They have huge ta-tas. Huge. And if there is any justice in this world their plump but pert bootys will win the Miss Butt Brazil competition. I just can’t imagine that anyone will top them especially since there are two of them. It would be nice if they were completely topless but one shouldn’t get greedy.

Then there is the kiss. I know they are sisters but it’s still friggin’ sexy to see two women kiss. If there is something that will stop any man, I don’t care who it is, in their tracks it is the sight of two hot girls kissing.

Kendall Jenner Topless But Arm Covered in Love Magazine

Kendall Jenner is having a ball of a time along her barely legal year of introduction to real modeling. It’s not everything we thought or hoped we’d get from the ambitious taller, slender Kardashian, but I think we are getting closer. It’s all related to cost-benefit analysis performed by Kris in her dungeon lair.

Kendall is featured barely covered in the Autumn 2014 edition of Love magazine. That’s the London magazine that has led to many a model become quite risque. We’ve linked you out to bits of this before, but herein is the fullest photo gallery possible of hot lanky long Kendall doing what she does best. Posing. Enjoy.

Barbara de Regil Lingerie Shoot for Soho Magazine, Super En Fuego Latina Thespianics

I couldn’t possibly get enough of sultry hot Mexican actresses taking off their clothes, or most all of their clothes, for outrageous alluring shoots as this look at Barbara de Regil in her white panties and bras for Soho Magazine Mexico. Now, you may not keep your satellite dish trained South of the border as I do for all the hot raven-haired beauties in film and television, but then you can count on me to bring you the best of those smoking hot Latinas. Like Barbara who makes me want to watch eleven more movies I can barely understand just to see her swishing her sextastic lady form in barely there clothing.

One day, I really must perfect my Spanish language skills and woo many hot young drama queens of Mexico and points South. It’s sort of my destiny I suppose, I mean, once I conclude my destiny of watching every single NFL Sunday Ticket game without missing a play on any. I’m like Hercules, I need more than just one great challenge. But when the time comes, Barbra, trust me, I shall be at your doorstep singing canciones on my mandolin and holding up at least seven possible shades of nail polish to do your toes. I know, there’s no way she says no. Enjoy.