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Maitland Ward Hot Bosom Bodied Touchy Descent Into the Maelstrom

They’re calling this a pre-production promo shoot for a film called Descent into the Maelstrom. I know it’s an Edgar Allen Poe story because I remember not reading it when assigned in high school. I don’t see the movie listing anywhere. Nevertheless, it did bring out Maitland Ward in almost no clothes for a marketing shoot of the boobtastic variety. Real film or not, the chance to see the most sextastically boobtastic cosplay girl of the mammarial moment is always worthwhile as the former Boy Meets World starlet barely covered her glorious cans and even flashed her midsection and an area my granny used to call the ‘off limits’. I can say only this, Maitland seems to wax her off limits to a sheeny shine.

Maitland Ward has recently been in the media talking about how cool she is with utilizing her feminine bodily gifts to her career benefit. Kind of refreshing really to hear a woman relieve me of any leering type guilt I might be harboring. Honesty really is the best policy. Well, honestly along with serious skin flashes. Enjoy.

Barbara Palvin Topless Covered Bare Booty for Madame Figaro

Hello delicious hot Hungarian lingerie model extraordinaire Barbara Palvin laying there all semi-nekkid like. How you doing?

Barbara Palvin continues to be the hottest woman I know named Barbara, upping her nomenclature cred with this Nico photoshoot for Madame Figaro magazine. Obviously there subtext and themes and styling and other things that people not my friends care about, but for the gentleman ogler, so much goodness to ogle even within the morass of distractions. Barbara Palvin truly is one of the heavenly creatures who walks this earth to create feelings of delight and yearning in her wake, both in equal measure. Someday, I’d like to let Barbara Palvin be my girlfriend. I’m sure that’s what all those unopened letters from her attorney sitting on my kitchen table must be requesting. She is a looker alright. Enjoy.

Alyssa Arce Is Black and White and Almost Nekkid But Definitely Hot All Over

If it’s true that black and white photography helps the viewer respond more intently to the subject matter of the photo rather than the distractions of color, then I have to say, Alyssa Arce and her magnificently alluring female form is one fine selection for a black and white expose.

Featured in this Dominic Petruzzi pictorial, the Playboy hottie and all around delicious model delight shows a coquettish side to her feminine guiles that is warming my cockles to about eleven hundred degrees Kelvin. I think that’s hot, I can’t remember. Needless to say, Alyssa, we can create our own colorful symphony from the melodic combinations of our breathless and sweaty lovemaking aerosolizing into the strata. I’ll probably do most of the sweating, you just do what you do best, lay all feline and passion inducing wise. You and your outstanding body do it ever so well. Enjoy.

Caitlin O’Connor Topless But For HandBra Pimping the Bottled Water Juice

Caitlin O'Connor Covered Topless Shoot in Malibu
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Oh, to be the lucky hand of Caitlin O’Connor, covering ever so not modestly her perfect set of funbags whilst pimping the bottled water on the beach in Malibu. I might be tempted to call for a curtain and a ten minute coffee break just to perfect my actually cup and hold of my tender nuggets. But that’s me. I’m immodest. If I had boobs they’d find me soaked to death after 96 straight hours in the tub.

The 138 bottled water maniacs continue to bemuse me. I’m quite certain I’ve never seen a bottle of their water sold anywhere in stores. At least not the stores I frequent, which are albeit rather on the discount mart side. Still, if they’re going to keep hiring models and getting them half-nekkid on the beach for fun time photoshoots, who am I too argue. The makers of ricin poison could launch similarly sextastic photoshoots and I’d get behind them in support. Enjoy.

Patricia Jordane’s Racy Half-Nekkid Photoshoot In Paris

The incredibly hot Patricia Jordane had a rollicking partially nude time in Paris. She wears different outfits that showed off her considerable assets. Namely her large and quite spectacular funbags. They are immense in the best way possible. All of the ensembles are super hot, especially the black unitard with all the wholes cut in the side. But it gets better when she just goes ahead and takes all of that stuff off and is just partially or completely nekkid. It’s covered topless paradise. Patricia also has quite an amazing booty. It’s round and smooth and makes you just want to reach out and smack it. But you can’t because it’s just a picture and if you did you would get arrested.

They let you do this kind of thing in Paris. When I was there a couple of years ago I saw plenty of boobies out and about. They are more progressive than us about those kinds of things.

Rihanna Is Super Sexy In Elle Magazine

Pop princess and seriously sexy person Rihanna is smoking hot in a spread in the December issue of Elle Magazine. She wears different revealing outfits that all feature some serious cleav. But the really exciting pics are the ones that are covered topless. Rihanna has an incredibly boobtacular pair of funbags. They are big and plump like a melon only made of booby flesh. I’ve been a fan of Rihanna’s ta-tas since back when I first saw them in one of those Bring It On movies that she was in for some reason. The movie wasn’t great but it did feature Rihanna’s boobies. I’d like to thank Elle Magazine for making these pics happen. A special shout out goes to whoever thought up Rihanna just going ahead and taking her shirt off.

Luckily, Rihanna likes to have her chichis hanging out a good deal of the time. Call it fashion, call it provocative, I am all for it.

Alessandra Ambrosio Topless Covered in Lui Magazine for a Little Hint of the MILF Freshness

I do so love my hottie moms. They’re just a special delight in the spectrum of all things female and sextastic. The miracle of the regeneration of the species combined with hot long legs and beautiful funbags. It really is a special kind of tingle when viewing the likes of Alessandra Ambrosio being cheeky and slightly boobtastic in the new edition of Lui magazine. I’m not exactly sure why Alessandra is doing a bit of the modesty thing in this particular pictorial given her non-reluctance to flash her incredibly perfect peaches, but she has the allure and charm and hot body to still make the visual experiences more than compelling.

Hot moms deserve a national day of praise. We have Mother’s Day, but that’s a little vague. I don’t want to think about titillating moms while buying my own moms flowers from the simplest online one-click shopping site available. We need a MILF Day when we say thanks to mommy hotties in little shorts and covered topless photo shoots. I’ll get one of those White House petitions going, see where it lands. The hot moms need our help. I’m on it. Enjoy.