The genius that is Victoria's Secret keeps on keeping on as the lingerie brand supreme uncovers eighteen-year old Danish model Caroline Corinth for their latest catalog spread, and, well, just wow.
Caroline not only has a bright future ahead of her in the benevolent world of panties and bra modeling, she has a very bright present from what I'm leering. They don't just grow talent like this on trees. Well, maybe in Denmark, where I'd love to run an arboretum. Enjoy.
There's really no where or with nobody that Micaela Schaefer won't take her top off. This is an admirable quality we wish more sextastic women adopted.
In this instance, we have Micaela flashing her painted funbags for Easter, hoisting a bunny rabbit up, at the foot of the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin. Why? Oh, whose got the time to question the motives when the results are so very ogle-worthy. I have this sneaking suspicion that Micaela Schaefer wakes up each morning, and after working out, spends her time planning on where to get nekkid next. I really loves this about her. Enjoy.
Yeah yeah yeah, we are insanely jealous of goofy photographer Terry Richardson who gets to hang out with many of the world's hottest women all kinds of nekkid in his studio or hotel room and snap them in various stages of undress. It's not a bad gig. It ranks somewhere between being the guy who gets to have actual sex with these women and the guy at the bowling alley responsible for smelling the shoe rentals. I've only had one of those jobs in my life and it wasn't the one of the two I would have preferred. I'd take Terry's in a New York minute. Specifically, right before he got the chance to shoot Tumblr and social media princess Ashley Sky covered topless in his studio.
Ashley Sky is hot and mostly Brazilian and mostly a self-made Internet babe who dances around a lot in rapper videos and online videos and turned herself into a modern day 'It' girl as far as virtual wankability. And these steamy photos from Terry's shoot are only going to increase the chaffing factor among her loyal male fans. If we saw the outtakes, many fanboys would probably just tug that thing right off their bodies. And I bet they're out there. Enjoy.
Nicki Minaj is no stranger to dangling her double-Delights into the camera to garner much attention. And so in her music video for 'Freaks', Nicki shakes her moneymakers, sadly covered up with pre-meditated pasties, which pretty much ruin all the fun. Though it is nice to see Nicki flouting her guns. And her self-awareness of what makes her such a big star is really rather refreshing.
There's no 'it's all about the music' or 'I need space to create' from Nicki. Nope, just, check out these bad boys and try to memorize a few of my hooks and we're all good. Refreshing. And pretty damn hot. Enjoy.
(Be sure to check out Nicki's planned boob slip behind the scenes of her High School music video. Show us your boobs, Nicki!)
You can't really get much more nekkid than Irina Shayk is for the Natural Beauty photo art exhibit by James Houston. Sadly, the wicked hot Russian model manages to curl herself into positions ever so precise as to conceal her true natural delights. Still, we never look a gift horse in the mouth, especially when it's a mostly nekkid ridiculously sextastic model before our gaze. And, I guess since the photos are an attempt to rescue the people of this planet from greenhouse gassing themselves into oblivion, Irina has good intentions in almost flashing her Easter basket for the cameras.
Irina Shayk is hot. I wish she'd accept my multiple offers to help save this planet through a process of extensive and repeated breeding. Enjoy.
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Let's cut right to it. Candice Swanepoel is uber-sextastic in her swimsuit porfolio, but when she is allowed time to shoot for more creative sources, like her pictorial in Vogue Spain, well, the heat can rise another couple hundred degrees Kelvin.
Something about Candice Swanepoel makes you think of hot skinny girls in cut-off shorts and barely covering tops, precisely what Vogue feeds us, using the delicious blonde hottie in so many desirable and passion inducing poses. If you've ever been on the verge of a massive Candice Swanepoel lust crush but wish you could see her in things other than bikinis and workout gear (or less), then this visual wonderment ought to just about seal the deal. Enjoy.
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Sara Sampaio Utterly Sextastic Portuguese Victory Dance in Be
You know I've previously called Sara Sampaio the hottest Portuguese woman in the world. I go out on limbs like that and don't think it doesn't hurt my chance of getting lucky when in Lisbon. But I do what I do out of respect for my craft. And Sara does what she does out of respect for her craft. Only my craft can't exist without Sara's craft which is the art of looking utterly sextastic.
Again in Be magazine, Sara puts on a simple, but impressively stunning show of hotness that only confirms my superlative judgement of her world standing. Yes, all other Portuguese women are currently second in the standings behind Sara. But this season literally never ends. Enjoy.
THIS NYLON WEARING SARA SAMPAIO SHOOT NEARLY KILLED US