Comic-Con Posts:

Latex Queen Bianca Beauchamp Breaks Nerdy Hearts as Jessica Rabbit

You've Gotta Make Her Work For It, Boys (and Girls)

Icon of latex, Bianca Beauchamp, reminds us that Comic-Con is the gift that keeps giving the whole year 'round. It may have ended in July, but the wonders of nerd-dom have not ceased even this far into Autumn. Over the summer, at the Super Bowl of high geekery, she tortured some poor souls with her Jessica Rabbit get-up. Now we have this nifty video of her hottie hijinx.

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Jennifer Lawrence, Nina Dobrev, and Adrianne Curry Highlight the Hotness at Comic-Con

I don't know, maybe the convention is getting older or maybe I'm getting older, or both. But it sure seems like we used to have much more skin at past Comic-Con events. Still, where else are you going to get to hang out with a few hundred thousand of your closest geek friends all trying to touch any humanoid life form with boobs? That's a thing right there and an experience you really must experience at least once in your life.

And, of course, the weekend turned week long event was not without some juicy celebrity sightings, including Jennifer Lawrence who arrived on scene in a tight white dress to pimp Hunger Games, Nina Dobrev was also quite alluring promoting her own show, and then a little Mortal Kombat cosplay something something from Adrianne Curry who was there to promote her sweet melons. Yes, there were definitely some sights in San Diego. The ratios however were somewhere between sausage fest and all-boys school locker room. You really do have to go for the pure fanboy pageantry. Enjoy.

Adrianne Curry, Phoebe Price, and Paula Labaredas Bring Pro Level Cosplay Skills to Comic-Con

I'm never exactly sure who, if anybody, pays these girls, but let's call them pros nonetheless as veteran fanboy faptastic dress-up ladies Adrianne Curry, Phoebe Price, and Paula Labaredas took to the biggest cosplay stage of the year over the weekend at Comic-Con, or, as we are now calling it here, Nerd Football.

Adrianne of course stole the show with her well-exercised, well-practiced bodily exhibition skills, but the other girls were not far behind, leaving most of the amateur cosplay females shrinking like irradiated violets against the walls of the convention center.

Personally, I'd prefer any of these ladies undressed versus dressed up, then again, when my furry suit gets back from the dry cleaners, it's time for a six-foot-tall blue hedgehog to make some house-calls, if you know what I'm saying. Enjoy.

Olivia Munn, Emily Blunt, and Jessica Biel Bring Heat to the Nerdfest Known as Comic-Con

Oh, the nerds, they did play this weekend in San Diego, a giant condensation of geekitutde so heavy that if an asteroid had hit and destroyed the convention center this weekend, sales of short sleeve dress shirts and pocket protectors would have dropped worldwide by 90% overnight.

But, with the nerds came Hollywood, and with Hollywood, the hotties pimping their film and TV and web projects to the four-eyed masses, including the likes of Olivia Munn, Emily Blunt, Jessica Biel, and other fine fair gendered specimens of hotness who had to shower at least thrice to remove the combo smell of Aqua Velva and Red Vines from their hair after a weekend of pawing at the hands of the nerd community. Check them all out, and, enjoy.

Sara Jean Underwood and Mila Kunis Highlight the Hotness at the Opening of Comic-Con 2012

Well, the faptastic fantastic fanfest known as Comic-Con is well underway in San Diego, and all we can think is that if priest-explorer Father Junipero Serra had encountered this stanky swarm of geeks on his trek up from Mexico and along the coast, well, we'd probably have fewer Spanish style missions today in California and far more Pizza Huts.

Nevertheless, with super geeks comes super fanboy money, and with that comes Hollywood sending its best and brightest, err, best and hottest down to San Diego to pimp the shizz out of their latest projects.

Today's sextastics in attendance at the convention included our fave Sara Jean Underwood in cosplay gear, Lyndsy Fonseca sweet goodness, the hot Mila Kunis pimping Oz, the Asian delight Maggie Q, and Kristin Kreuk and Kristen Stewart in a battle of chicks who almost spell their name the same. Quite a way to jumpstar the convention.

P.S. Don't touch anything with your bare hands at the convention. Trust me.

Let the Comic-Con Games Begin! And Let’s Start with Kristen Stewart and Her Pushed Up Boobtastic!

As you know, each year, about 100,000 nerd type individuals reeking of a combination of Almond Joy bars and and sexual desperation descend upon the San Diego downtown area for the annual pilgrimage of virgins known as Comic-Con. While the mighty convention used to be strictly comic fanboy, it's now grown into a massive Hollywood excursion southward to pimp the shizz out of anything that in any way is the least bit connected to the comic or fantasy action content world. And, yeah, the smell is tremendous.

But, the upside is the bevy of Hollywood starlets now pressed into services before the geek masses, with the flood gates of hotness parting this very day with Kristen Stewart repping Twilight in a surprisingly sexy outfit for her own bad emo downtordden self. She looked remarkably bosomy and up and bare-midriff and actually excited. Must be the unlimited Diet Dr. Peppers available at the convention center. Or, Ben Wa balls. One or the other.

Comic-Con 2011 Roundup: Ashley Greene, Kate Beckinsale, Nina Dobrev Lead List of Hotties At the Running of the Nerds

It's amazing what can happen when a few (thousand) geeks get together for their annual summer nerdenhaven festival known as Comic-Con, wherein the powers of geekdom become so intense and focused, the time-space continuum so fluxed with fanboy fapping, that you can actually bear witness to the Einstein theory on relativity -- that is, these bespectacled jelly wonkers only chance to have actual sex is with their neckgear wearing cousins.

Nevertheless, where there's nerds, there's discretionary entertainment dollars, and that brings out the sexy celeb hotties in droves ready to pimp and promote the shizz out of their latest projects, whether they be fiction scientific, like Total Recall,  or just super fabulous terrific, like Glee. Super-duper-hero level hotties at the convention center included the eternally-wood-inducing Kate Beckinsale, the vastly underrated Nina Dobrev, uber-sexy Ashley Green, along with a gaggle of additional girl-awesome power provided by Summer Glau, Minka Kelly, Rachel Nichols, Olivia Munn, Emma Stone, Kristen Stewart, Charlize Theron, Jessica Biel, Rose McGowan, Nikki Reed, Anna Paquin, and a special salute to the trying-epically-hard-to-be-patented-leather-geek-erotic, Adrianne Curry, in many special costumes. Enjoy.