CMA Awards

Ariana Grande Goes Electric Short Skirt for Your Glow in the Dark Sextastic Leggy Needs

Ariana Grande took to the stage of the CMA Awards last night in her typically hot body revealing outfit, only she added some high voltage lighting to the exhibitionist ensemble, ensuring that every eye even in Vegas was peeping toward her headlights.

Ariana Grande has made that full transition from child actress to grow’d up 20-something pretend diva pop star honeypot. It’s not as easy as it sounds, but it sure is lucrative. And eye-opening for us gentlemen oglers who have the chance to Ariana routinely showing off her minxy tight little body, legs, booty, and cleavage these days. Adding lights is a nice effect, but I think were we together I’d quickly pull the plug on the dramatic effects and get down to the begging to get all up in her 60-watts. Enjoy.

Kellie Pickler, Lucy Hale, Taylor Swift, and Carrie Underwood Highlight the Hotness at the CMAs

Say what you will about Country Music, it brings out the hot women. I don’t care if you find the music suffering, suffer you must because a solid third of the good looking ladyfolk in this nation love them the country crooners. You can’t just ignore those facts that I just made up.

So, pay attention we did to last night’s Country Music Awards, the night that country singers and random people we had no idea had anything to do with country music get together to look their best and give each other lots of trophies. There were many highlights of the show last night, but the hotness was owned by the likes of Kellie Pickler, Lucy Hale, Taylor Swift, and Carrie Underwood. There was more, but these were our favorites. The music, well, you know. But the girls, yes, the girls, they make all music worlds go-round. Enjoy.

Hayden Panettiere, Taylor Swift, and Carrie Underwood Drop Some Sexy Country Bombs at the CMA’s

As I openly admit any time we discuss Country music, I know between zero and nothing of the art-form, outside of my Johnny Cash CDs and my occasional drunken arguments at bars with juke boxes that Lynyrd Skynyrd is the best country band ever. But I do know this — there are some serious hotties and hot bodies among the ladies of Country music, and many of them made their sextastic appearance at the 46th Annual CMA awards last night, including Hayden Panettiere (who stars in Nashville now, dontcha know), Taylor Swift whose thighs we shall somewhat split asunder, Carrie Underwood who is a seriously hidden gem, and Kellie Pickler whose crew-cut only mildly distracted us from her big boobs.

These girls may be a little bit country, and I may be a little bit rock ‘n roll, but damn if I don’t want to make some sweet sweet harmony with each and every one of them (and by harmony. I’m guessing you’re thinking the same. Enjoy.