I know what you’re thinking. Thank God for yet another music award show because the first twelve of 2015 simply were not enough time to showcase pop music. Exactly. Hence, the 2015 Billboard Music Awards which did precisely what all the award shows before them did, only they changed the names on the placards and banners. Still, it was yet another chance for the super hotties of the music world to get decked out in revealing gowns to garner attention on the red carpet and stage and remind everybody that even if their music is boring and derivative, their fleshy funbags are quite worth buying their music.
Rita Ora and her barely covered booty and cleavetastic dress won the evening, followed not far behind by Taylor Swift in a rather racy funbag display by her standards and Jennifer Lopez in a nude number that is mind boggling hot for her veteran status. The other queens and divas and princesses of pop music shined as well, all wearing form hugging numbers that were like music to my eyes. If you turn down the music, we could be living in the best female pop scene of forever, by hotness standards. Check out all this celebrity skin and see if you don’t agree. Oh, and crank the Scorpions! Enjoy.
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Why not celebrate women in television? With these fine smoking hot ladies, why not celebrate women coming to my abode because they’re boyfriend broke up with them and their looking for tawdry, meaningless sex with a man that will surely leave their boyfriend scratching his head. I’m that guy. Oh, Jaime King cleavage come and be my play toy.
Jaime was joined by hotties Nina Dobrev, Jenna Dewan Tatum and other hotties at this magical gathering of ladies honoring ladies for being ladies. I think I love that idea. We really don’t need such a thing for guys. I’m certainly not going. I hope they discussed my Boob Tube Roundup and how to get on it. The qualifications are ever so simple. Jaime, just open up your dress top a tad bit more and you’re in. I don’t do complicated. Just simply sextastic. Enjoy.
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The new TV show Empire had quite the kickoff premiere party in Hollywood and brought out several key hotties to remind people that hot girls like television, which doesn’t make all that much sense, but just smile and go with it if it means checking out the chesty delights of Christina Milian and Karrueche Tran on the red carpet.
The show itself brought out a ton of celebs, but these two definitely caught my ogling eye since they seemed to be so bosomy friendly together. You know the mere thought of lesbionics between two sextastic women sends me into a bender that lasts no less than 72 hours. And Christina Milian and Karrueche Tran, well, I might just find myself waking up in a Jamaican prison cell 27 days from now with a smile on my face. Hopefully, not from the forcible sodomy. Ladies, you looked amazing. I’m sure the show is great. Or at least has some amazing looking women in it. We shall bring you the highlights. Enjoy.
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I happen to have a thing for Jessica Chastain, gingers in general, naturally, but Jessica specifically who simply doesn’t get enough mention among the gentleman ogling set. Maybe it’s because we mostly see her only in promotional appearances, decked out, which for by my standards, is ever so wickedly hot.
Jessica made her way to the red carpet of the National Board of Review Gala looking like a million damn cleavetastic dollars. This is the official start of awards season, so we can expect to see Jessica and her loveliest of sextastic mates dolled up something fierce over the next eight weeks. It can get tiresome, the self-adulation, but the staring at super sextastic women with showy gowns, I could never tire of that. Just so hot. Enjoy.
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Ah, another night, another gala. Such is the life of the Hollywood resident. Sarah Silverman has been attending many public functions of late, including this charity event for the Saban Community Fund, and I might say I’ve noticed her a little more chesty in recent appearances. I’m not sure if Sarah’s funbags are new, improved, enhanced, or she just found one killer bra that is pushing her moons up toward her chin, but there certainly has been more bosom from Sarah of late. I’d call her on it, but I really mostly just don’t want her to stop. In fact, more.
Take a look at Sarah’s bare knockers from her daring film role last year and see if you see any geometric boundary differentials, or something like that. Enjoy.