Christina Milian is one underrated hero of mine. I like to think I’m one underrated hero of hers as well, though I doubt she’s leafing through photos today of me without my underpants on looking all kinds of distant and serious. Though it’s possible she is. I have sent her so many.
In this ‘We Are Pop Culture’ photoshoot, Christina Milian shows her true talents as a hot Latina who so often gets overlooked in ‘best of’ lists, but who every time we see her manages to layer in another sextastic set of poses, pokes, and pants-less bits of visual delight. She might be a handul. She might be two handfuls. All the better. Christina, you complete me. Or, you could totally complete me if only you allowed me five minutes of your time and a promise not to giggle. Enjoy.
I guess Christina Milian is single once again. I can’t keep up with her love life, I only know I want to put my name into that dance line at some point and give it a whirl myself. She just seems like a lot of bouncy MILFtastic fun.
The singer slash hot mommy was showing off in a swimsuit in Malibu over the 4th of July holiday weekend. If you happen to like the curvy sultry Latina ladies with a little cushion to love, then you will be head over heels for Christina in her patriotic bandana and everything Americana passion inducing beneath. Oh, to be able to slap that booty while watching the fireworks go off in the sky. That’s my American dream. Enjoy.
Christina Milian has ample room in her heart and on her chest to give the public a solid bit of sideboob while out shopping with Chris Brown’s ex model girlfriend Karrueche Tran. She’s a giving friend. And lending some visuals by way of her almost entirely unchained chest puppies to use gentleman oglers who love to sit and stare as the girls shop on by.
Christina Milian has only gotten more MILFy in the past couple of years, showing off on beach or street or underneath waterfalls and such where I guess hot girls get to go. At some point, she is most definitely going to fall entirely out of one of her little cut up outfits. I couldn’t do this job if I didn’t have buckets full of hope. Enjoy.
Well, somebody certainly seems excited to be on Dancing with the Stars.
You now, we are honor bound by male code to never watch any dance shows on television, specifically those with a high sequin count. But there’s no denying several of these shows bring out the good looking ladies as contestants, including the boobtastic Christina Milian who was so amped to get in a good workout at the show studios over the weekend that her nipples nearly swelled through several layers of chest protective apparel.
I haven’t seen Christina dance before, but if she has half the strength as her headlights, she’s going to take this entire competition. Enjoy.
Our belusted Christina Milian turned thirty-two years young today, a number less than her chestal measurements which have provided us so much warm visuals over the past several years. Singer, songwriter, actress, and dancer.
Still nothing compared to just being a hot MILFtastic gal who loves to show off her top. A top we tribute, virtually speaking, in a gallery of some of her finest boobtastic moments in honor of her celebration today. Happy Birthday, Christina.
We’re usually late on birthdays, today I believe we’re a bit early. But Christina Milian started going big early for her birthday tomorrow by going out last night and flashing some of her killer cleave in a wicked tight dress.
I can’t think of many girls that wear a tight low cut dress better than Christina these days. But I’d sure like to make a list and then invite them all to my super special private prom at my place. Corsages optional. Drinking way more than they can handle not so optional. Oh, the thought of dancing close with Christina just about drives me nuts. Don’t even need the music. Enjoy.
People like to say things like ‘Aren’t you man enough to watch dance shows on television?’. And I like to say things like ‘why don’t you go ask your mother’ and then kick them hard in the knee and run. The point is, watching dudes in sequins dancing to prove your manhood is like proving you’re not allergic to bee stings by sticking your arms deep into a hive. You don’t need to suffer to disprove a negative. You’re smarter than that. So, like me, you stand outside the Dancing With the Stars studios waiting for the more prudent ogling opportunity of curvaceous girls such as Christina Milian in a sheer dance outfit, all sweaty and bra revealing and the like.
There are two ways to find buried treasure. A map and kicking the sand up and down the beach for twenty years. I’m going with map, which currently is pointing me in the direction of a giant X on the bum-side of Christina Milian. Enjoy.