Editor’s Note: some or all of the media previously associated with this post has been removed by order of Her Majesty’s Secret Service.
If there’s two things I hate, it’s calling a pregnant woman’s belly a ‘baby bump’ (it’s something lazy kitschy girl celeb bloggers like to write when in girlfriend mode), and, royal family outrage over people taking pictures of their future Queen, Kate Middleton, now carrying the future heir to the throne (which may or may not be mine, depending on which tabloids you read, though I adamantly deny it). Let’s just say the ‘Princess Diana’ card has been played to the hilt once more.
Once again, our friends at Chi magazine have scooped the entire world, including both oglers, and pearl clutching aghast royal family defenders, with telescopic pics of Kate Middleton bikini pictures quite early pregnant and delving into the fun and sun provided on the private Caribbean island resort of Mustique, where for just $50,000 a night, you can have your own private, err, nearly private, villa to let your regal beagle loose on the beach. I’d be lying if I didn’t say we were hoping for more topless shots, but I suppose that ship sailed for the last time the last time Chi shocked the blue-bloods.
U.K. TV channel has to apologize for showing these Kate Middleton Bikini photos.
Chi magazine publisher defends publishing Kate Middleton photos, says Brits overreacting greatly
(Credit: Chi magazine (a sampling of the over 200 revealing photos Chi magazine claims to have of the Duchess. You’ll have to purchase the magazine to see them in, well, magazine quality.)
Talk about your black leather glove slaps across the face, publishers of Chi magazine defied the onslaught of continental-sized threats from the Royal Family and has this morning published additional photographs of Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge and future Queen of England, topless from her French vacation at Prince Bill’s cousin’s petite mansion getaway in Provence.
As you no doubt remember, late last week, Closer magazine posted the first set of such topless Kate Middleton photos and also claimed to have intimate video of the royal couple engaging in an act that I suppose is intended to extend the Windsor line. But Closer has publicly stated it is withholding further publication of any Kate Middleton material.
(READ: YouPorn.com offers ‘open checkbook’ to Closer magazine for the unpublished sex photos of Bill and Kate.)
But, not so Chi magazine, which has shown big brass in revealing more of the regal beagles golden peaches this morning. Where will it all end? Who knows, we only hope it never ends. Enjoy.
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If you’re not previously lusting for Italian TV show hostess and model, Ilary Blasi, well, you’re about to. The former Italian child actress star grew up all hot and sexy and eventually married Roma footballer star and World Cup winner Francesco Totti and became even more famous, and never stopped being hot and was a Euro-hottie we kind of kept to ourselves here until, you know, she was caught topless in these Ilary Blasi sneaky pete photos from Chi magazine in Italy. And, wowzer. For us longer time Blasi-lovers, this is like Christmas morning. And, for the newcomers, hello hot celeb bare boobtastic. Enjoy.