I know what you’re thinking. Boy, that Backdoor Teen Mom sure was groovy family-friendly entertainment. I only wish there was more. Well, you my ferociously fapping friend are in luck! For today we have a sneak peek at the Farrah Abraham adult film sequel, Farrah 2: Backdoor and More, which is an assemblage of previously unseen and rather naughty clips from her first go-round.
Our good friends at Vivid have sneaked us an exclusive peek at Farrah in her banging swing work. The actual film itself is available on Vivid at midnight tonight — 2/12/14. Sort of like going to see The Hobbit midnight premiere, if the Hobbits had big funbags and were getting desolated by James Deen. Hey, that could happen. Enjoy.
(The good folks at WWTDD should have more Farrah 2 Backdoor and More photos up as well.)
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Obviously, we cut out the man-peen on our end, because men bore us, while women rule. As to Tila Tequila, we’ll let you make the call, but the brand spanking new Tila Tequila sex tape is out and our friends at Vivid prepared a little something special by way of preview for the Egotastic! audience who just happens to like nekkid women, at work, rest, or in this case, play.
This is definitely more ‘involved’ than Tila’s last celebrity sex tape which was mostly her and the gals having play time in Las Vegas. This is more your traditional old-fashioned mom’s apple pie making of the sweaty sexy by several means and bodily outlets possible. If you like Tila or sex or naughty bits flopping about like the world was about to end if climax was not achieved, you are likely to be very fond of this work. Naturally, I mostly watch my Wiggles DVDs at home, but I know everybody likes something different in this world.
You can check out the Tila Tequila sex tapes all other Vivid celebrity sex tapes at the Vivid Celebrities online portal, as it were.
Oh, yeah, consider yourself warned and hide the children and all that nonsense. This is how babies are made I think…Enjoy.
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So it goes. One day you’re starring in the New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking, the next day you’re all grown up and starring in some rather newer adventures of Pippi Longstocking courtesy of an amateur sex tape for sale on the Internet.
You can preview and purchase the uncensored Tami Erin naughty amateur sex tape or you can just continue to play the one you’ve had in your head since you saw the original movie and had to start keeping secrets from your shrink. I don’t judge, my house is made of the thinnest of glass. Just, please, no details about the pigtails. Enjoy.
(You can also catch the opening sex tape scene preview in video on WWTDD.)
Well, the second shoe has officially dropped. Along with the rest of whatever Sydney Leathers was wearing when she filmed this second part of her Vivid sex tape experience, the first being her touchy feely photoshoot. But, this bit of sextastic pornorific excellence, well this is the stuff Anthony Wiener himself could only have imagined. And I am quite sure he did. Right down to the squeezing, grabbing, and plunging of the Congressional staff into Ms. Leathers. It’s quite the thing.
If you happen to love sexting girls from Illinois rising to national infamy, turning that notoriety into both a chance to take down a famous politician AND get shtupped like crazy on film, then you really must get the Sydney Leathers sex tape and all other Vivid celebrity sex tapes to watch for about the price of a Starbuck’s tall annoying coffee. Sex tapes always support Fair Trade policies in South America. Enjoy.
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As we await the arrival of Sydney Leathers into our own humble abode, we of course had to take a sneaky peek at her fine amateur work for our good friends at Vivid, purveyors of intimate portraits of ladies having a good time. We can see why Sydney Leathers was the greater among equals for Anthony Weiner and his Carlos Danger online persona.
Anthony liked to tell Sydney how nice her chest yams were. Now we finally get to see for ourselves. And, if you avail yourself of a few small bucks to purchase the sex tape, you can see Sydney finger diving into her own feel-good happy times. Submerge. Submerge.
(You can get Sydney Leathers sex tape and all other Vivid celebrity sex tapes to watch for about a buck less than a Carl’s Jr. six-dollar burger. Plus, watching Sydney and Farrah and Kim Kardashian getting it on won’t give you gas. I love a bargain.)
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Trust me, there’s nothing more humiliating than having to give up your pageant crown over a morality scandal. You’re talking to a former Most Likely to End Up Wearing a Jumpsuit as an Adult from high school who was nearly stripped of his honorary when a totally unfounded and highly prejudiced story about a goat and a chalkboard eraser and some type of improper relations leaked out into the school paper. That type of accusation really stains a man’s ultimate asset — his reputation.
It is with no great lack of sympathy that we now learn that Melissa King, Miss Teen Delaware, has been stripped of her crown for allegedly appearing in an amateur porn film. I’m not exactly sure what amateur porn film means, since she clearly got paid, but, the fact is, amateur porn is quite hot these days. Enjoy.
(You can see the girl who looks a helluva a lot like Miss Teen Delaware in her adult video on What Would Tyler Durden Do with a link to the entire video if you so choose to view).
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You remember SueLyn Medeiros. The Brazilian model with the Kardashian-challenging asstastic who got snookered up and sideswiped a bunch of cars in her Delorean this past summer along Hollywood Boulevard. Yeah, that Suelyn Medeiros.
Well, now, there’s a sex tape out of the up-and-coming starlet at SueLynExposed.com and according to our breaking gossip news partners at TMZ, SueLyn is claiming the sex tape was purloined from the clutches of she and her boyfriend who were just bent on making some very bent private video art. It’s so very hard to tell in these situations who is telling the truth. Every celebrity sex tape comes with similar disavowals from the celebrities claiming it is being released against their will, only to more often than not discover the celebs themselves are taking in a piece of the action for showing off their pieces in action.
No way to know right now, but we’ll keep your abreast of any and all SueLyn Medeiros breast-related news type developments. Enjoy.
(NOTE: We’re not in any way suggesting viewing or purchase of this video, links are provided merely for informational purposes. We’re not connected to the distributors in any manner.)