Resident Evil 4 is the wildly successful 2005 revamp of the franchise. The series is well known for its tense, brooding atmosphere and jump scares, but this installment took everything one step further. The focus this time is on action, with the kind of relentless gunplay that would exhaust a whole cast of western movie cowboys. If Grandma has recovered from her experiences with Dead Space in the last article, let's see what she's up against here.
Your combat tactics are brutal, to say the least. Every weapon in the game is equipped with a laser sight (even the Longbow, making for an impressive piece of death-dealing tech indeed) allowing you to pinpoint weak points with ease. A shot to the head will cause an opponent to cover their face with their hands and stagger backward. While they're in this not the face! I was voted most handsome bearded shambling moron villager, European division, you bastard! My face is my livelihood! pose, you can step forward to bust out some fist-based justice. Oddly, it seems a swift kick from our hero Leon rivals the power of a gunshot. Again, impressive stuff. Later, the evil Zealot monks instead fall victim to a suplex that literally leaves brain-juice all over the floor. You'd never know it from the effeminate floppy hair, but Leon is quite the badass.
Special mention must also go to the variety of mutated nasties you'll come across on your jolly romp to rescue the President's half-witted daughter. Among others, you'll meet the Garrador, a blinded Wolverine-wannabe with acute hearing and impractical claws (I wouldn't want to even consider the hazards of going to the men's room). Not to mention the Regenerator, this bullet-resistant beast is a major ass pain. You can blow off both its arms and legs with a shotgun, and it will still crawl spasmodically toward you in an effort to feed its face-chewing habits. This persistent bugger also has the kind of rattling breathing that both heralds its approach and haunts your nightmares.
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Street Fighter X Tekken: Rivalry and Ass-Kickings Aplenty
Street Fighter X Tekken was recently released on consoles by fighting game behemoth Capcom. It’s the first time denizens of two of the premier fighting franchises have met in this way, and is a real dream setup. Many a geeky youth (my own included, but of course) was spent imagining fantastical scenarios involving this very concept. Rather like the notion of Sonic and Mario collaborating, it seemed unlikely to actually materialize beyond that. (But look at the two mascots now, the bromance has reached such a stage they’re likely to elope for a dirty weekend in an equally imaginary hotel room somewhere. There’s a piece of fanart nobody wants to see. It probably already exists though, the alarmingly amoral qualities of the internet know no bounds.) Tangential man-love musings aside though, Capcom have a wonderful premise on their hands here. But did they do it justice?
It probably wouldn’t bother calling after that, and certainly wouldn’t respect Blazblue in the morning. Street Fighter is one of those guys.
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