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Reese Witherspoon Flashes the Mama Camel Toe

By Bill Swift | December 8, 2011 @ 8:41 am

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The stretch pants as pants phenomenon righteously claims yet another victory for the gentleman ogler with some snappy ship o' the desert type cleft reveals from our be-lusted little Reese Witherspoon, a petite bit of blonde mama hotness who routinely leaves the house with spandex as her primary form of clothing. A solid fashion choice in every sense of the word.

Now if we could only advance our legislation passed regarding maximum bodily capacity allowed to don the stretch pants, we could bring a complete harmony to the universe. Enjoy.

WEB EXCLUSIVE: Victoria Justice Bikini Pictures Are Cameltoe-A-Licious!

By Jon | August 22, 2011 @ 9:58 am

Victoria Justice Camel Toe While Out WaveRunning

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You know that the only thing that compares to my love for our readers is our lust for Victoria Justice. Please, don't make me choose.

These exclusive beach bikini pictures of Victoria Justice prepping for some WaveRunning are downright passion-overflowing. In fact, the passion floweth right down to the multiple shots of my lady's delicious dromedary cleft, where hints of the blind lady nest of Justice are more than readily visible in the midday sun beneath that sheer bikini bottom. Oh, blessed blessed day. Victoria Justice camel toe pictures, come wash away all that is Kardashian and unholy and make us pure again. Enjoy.

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Kim Kardashain Flashes the Pre-Wedding Pre-Workout Camel Toe

By Jon | August 16, 2011 @ 7:38 am

Kim Kardashain Has a Pre-Workout Camel Toe

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There's nothing quite like the site of sexy celebrities in stretch pants and $5K handbags making their daily commute into the hot gyms d' jour to stretch and sweat. With only five days left to go until the grand wedding of commercial interests, in the witness of their minister, family, close friends, camera crews, gaffers, best boys, sound editors, and numerous production assistants, Kim Kardashian continued her devastatingly grueling 'must fit into $100K wedding dress' workouts, so intense that her noteworthy camel toe took a peek out from the stable to see what was going on.

While this 'toe flash gives us some indicator of wedding night fun to come, don't think Egotastic! isn't planning something a little something more special for later in the week to celebrate Kim's nuptials. Enjoy.

Brandi Glanville and Dana Wilkey Provide Upskirt (and Camel Toe) Reality

By Jon | August 3, 2011 @ 6:39 am

Brandi Glanville and Dana Wilkey Upskirt and Camel Toe Combo in Beverly Hills

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Brandi Glanville was out partying with her cohort and fellow new cast-mate on Beverly Hills Housewives, Dana Wilkey and wouldn't you know it, both ladies hit the boozy booze pretty wicked and lost all control of their legs getting into their car, doubling up for an upskirt and panties flash two-fer. This is the kind of reality I could get behind.

I've been a fan of Brandi Glanville, not just for her sweet MILF body, but since finding out that she sold off her D-list actor husband to LeeAnn Rimes for two million smackers, I guess I just find her personal and business savvy to be downright sexy. Shrewd woman with a great bikini bottom. I applaud. Enjoy.

Amy Childs Only Way Is Bikini Camel Toe

By Jon | May 25, 2011 @ 10:44 am

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Let's put aside our Maria Fowler boobtastic lust momentarily to discuss another The Only Way is Essex body part fetish in development -- sexy Amy Childs and some wicked cameltoe flashed down in Spain during a bikini vacation with several of her TOWIE co-stars.I know veteran camel traders on the Arabian peninsula who would be stunned by the depth and level of 'ship of the desert' phalanges Amy Childs was flashing poolside this week. Nevertheless, I can't help but applaud the anatomical exertion of this redheaded British reality star. Just watch for spit in your eye. Enjoy.

Kelly Brook Flashes Camel Toe in Support of Middle East Peace

By Jon | March 9, 2011 @ 11:36 am

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Okay, so maybe the ridiculously sexy Kelly Brook was really flashing the lower lady cleave from sheer excitement, plus, of course, sheer leggings, while posing in Venice for a Reebok photoshoot. Are we really going to question the origin stories behind a Kelly Brook cameltoe picture. I think not. Nor should we question the glory that is this super hot model turned actress any time she gets into the stretchy tight sporting gear and puts that superwoman body of hers on public display. It's just time to quietly ogle and let the warmth cover over you like a Kelly Brook snuggie. Enjoy.

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Whitney Port Camel Toe Bikini Pictures Vacation Extravaganza

By Jon | October 18, 2010 @ 8:35 am

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What do you get when you remove the slobbering doting boyfriend from super candid Whitney Port romantic Hawaiian vacation photos? You get a pretty amazing Whitney Port bikini picture jubilee, complete with deep cleavage and Pacific island camel toe. You know that Whitney Port is one of the most highly debated Egotastic! featured celebrities, with the Hotties and Notties lining up in their respective camps. I can go either way in that debate, until I see fun bags and lady part winks, then I have to err on the side of sharing. Enjoy.

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