Camel Toe

Rita Ora Hot Body and Camel Toe Leaving a London Workout

We really do dig Rita Ora here. I’m sure I’ve told you I’ve met her up close and she’s really quite an attractive pop diva. Alluring with her blonde locks and exotic looks and a body she’s been working out hard since she started showing it off more thoroughly in photoshoots and on stage. Which means trips to the gym on a regular basis. Which means tight yoga pants, naturally. Which means camel toe.

Indeed, Rita Ora was sporting the toe of the ship of the desert in Jolly Old England, much to the delight of the onlookers who were merely gawking at her heavenly top until they took note of her sizable clef under Spandex. I’d like to give another shoutout to the inventor of stretch pants, but an even bigger kudos to Rita Ora for putting in the effort to make our ogling of her that much more rewarding. You are a giver, Rita, and we appreciate that. Enjoy.

Coco Is Strong and Curvaceous and Limber in Private Workout Photos

You know Coco had a racktastic of immense proportions. You knew her badonkadonk matched her upper lady humps inch for inch and then some by an exponential factor. You knew all about the curves and the cleave and the cans and the squeeze. But did you know how damn limber Coco could be? Nay, nobody did.

There’s something to be said for the big and round bodacious curvaceous women. And, there’s something to be said for the lithesome ballet girls and yoga masters who can lift their legs above their heads. But what is you combined the both into one S-shaped stretchable ligament toned lady thang. Well, then you’d have Coco. It’s hard to imagine what it must be like to share private fun time with a woman who is both big bottomed and incredibly strong and limber, but I’m going to guess that one of those words is ‘fun’. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner Booty and Camel Toe Delights in Blessed Stretch Pants Leaving the Gym

Whoa. I feel like this is something of an egg we’ve sat on for years waiting to hatch and now it’s finally cracking. Not that Kendall Jenner and her barely legal Kardashian framed visuals haven’t been on mature display for some time. But that’s been paid work. Now it’s candids. And now it’s one sweet workout booty and thanks to the blessed gift of stretch pants, some Kendall Jenner camel toe.

I think this might be the first sighting of such. This must be how one of those European explorers felt when they traveled on a boat named something and found something far away. I must admit, I didn’t pay much attention in history class, so you fill in the blanks. As for me, I’d prefer to discover the mysteries of the sextastic female body, including now grown up model and hot commodity, Kendall Jenner, showing off her fun bits all sweaty and workout like. She’s a keeper. I love a good camel toe in the morning! Enjoy.

Sophia Bush Camel Toe Yet More Untold Stretch Pants Blessings

As you know, I’ve begun a campaign to get the inventor of yoga pants to win some kind of international tribute for his or her changing the literal shape of the sextastic landscape. With just the subtle cut of some Lycra we suddenly have oft intimate views into the lady nest landscape of so many of our favorite sextastic celebrities. Including now Sophia Bush who look ready to hit the gym and get all sweaty.

Sophia Bush really is one of our underrated Hollywood treasures, well, Sophia and her camel toe both desperately undervalued. Her camel toe at least seems to be striking back with some public ferociousness. If you listen closely, I think you can hear it singing. I probably will have to get a little closer. Bless you once again, stretch pants inventor. Enjoy.

Arianny Celeste Bikini Camel Toe Sextastic Time in Miami

Arianny Celeste never ceases to make us feel the subtle tingle of ten million years of male evolution. I think that’s about the right number. Since rising from the primordial goo, it’s all been leading up to this point, the sight of the wickedly hot UFC ring girl wet in a green bikini along the South Florida shoreline flashing a little toe of the ship of the desert. I’m glad I came along the evolutionary chain when we have eyeballs and gonads and the ability to fully delight in the titillation of just such a hot bikini body vision.

Whatever that special magic is that makes men want to reproduce in the moment, Arianny certainly has it fluttering all about her like pixie dust. Wow. I do so lust her. Even though that passion may never be reciprocated, that makes it no less special or easily ignored in nighttime fantasies. Of which there shall be plenty tonight. Enjoy.

Ashley Greene Camel Toe Pouts Sweaty and Proud Outside Gym

Ashley Greene, you work it girl. Excuse me, Ashley Greene camel toe, you work it girl. The sextastic actress and all around belusted girl in oversized sunglasses has been ripping it up a few notches at the gym of late, losing some soft padding and adding some long lean muscle, now the least of which seems to be contracting and pouting betwixt the Y of her tight and blessed yoga pants. Oh, baby, how those Lycra leggings do giveth and taketh away our hearts.

Ashley add a little booty view just to complete the scene, and let the paparazzi, nay, the world, know that she’s even hotter when she’s all toned and sweaty. As if we needed a reminder. Still, we’ll definitely take it. Ahoy, Ship of the Desert, good day to you kind cleft. Enjoy.

Ashley Greene Is Getting Ripped (I Can Tell From Peeking Down Her Top)

While I certainly admire the rigorous workouts of some of our sextastic celebrities, and I certainly dream of being their towel boys, wiping their sweat from every pore (I mean, ever pore), there’s something to be said for the lovely curviness that often comes from not being super yoked. Ashley Greene has always had some deliciously soft curves, and now that she’s getting into super fit and muscle toned shape, well, color me a concerned ogler.

While I certainly notice Ashley’s arms looking like she’s been super toning, it’s peeking down her top, as I am apt to do, where I notice maybe a little less lovely jiggle to her wiggly puppies. I hope I’m just being an overly concerned bother, but I do hope Ashley cuts back on the sweating to the oldies when it comes to the point her lovely udders might be shrinking. We have to draw the fitness sanity line somewhere. I draw it right at the chest. Enjoy.