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Avril Lavigne Asstastic Highlights Day 2 of An Awesome Bikini Yacht Vacation

By Jon | June 24, 2011 @ 8:40 am

Avril Lavigne is Back on the Yacht and Showing Bare Butt

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It's hard to explain why men love women's junkside so much. I've seen the psychological studies, I've read the anthropological reports, but, blah, that's all science and reason and hardly worth our concern. Butts are hot. And sexy celebrity butts are even hotter. So blessed be on Day 2 of the Avril Lavigne bikini vacation aboard the S.S. Hottie that the Cannuckian pop princess didn't flash utterly delightful views of her bikini clad derriere, including some impromptu bottom adjustment and butt crack visuals. I don't need science to tell me how happy and tingly this made me feel.

Avril Lavigne nipples slips yesterday, Avril Lavigne butt-cleavage and asstastic today. Now, this is some bikini yacht vacation. Enjoy.

Michelle Rodriguez Plumber Butts the Depths of Our Lust

By Jon | May 16, 2011 @ 11:44 am

Michelle Rodriguez Flashes Butt Crack in France

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If you ever need a hot movie chick to hoist a gun in a tight white tank top, Michelle Rodriguez seems like a very sure bet. She's always looking tough-hot and bad-ass and, well, it kind of makes me steamy in a Latina with big cannons kind of way. Except, today, it's a whole new side of Michelle Rodriguez, literally, her backside buttside junkside cushion, nearly fully exposed to the waters off of Cannes as the brunette hottie just about lost her bathing suit bottoms and flashed some deep crackitutde. Es muy bueno, this asstastic, no? Okay, we threw in some delightful bikini top fronts too, just because, well, because we love every inch of the sexy celebrity body, especially when we get to see it without much clothing on. Enjoy.

Michelle Hunziker Flashes Her Bra and Butt Crack For Italian Delights

By Jon | March 29, 2011 @ 7:20 am

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You know about my not so secret Euro-crush on Michelle Hunziker, sexy Swiss-miss hostess of Germany's uber-popular Wetten, Dass? TV show. So when the striking MILFtastic blonde pulls off her top during an Italian beach visit, well, I'm gonna notice. I mean, I'm definitely going to notice when she bends down to flash her cracktastic, but consider it double when she's just hanging out in her bra. If that bra came off, I'd have to ogle from the land of the unconscious so one of you would actually have to tell me how amazing she looked. Next time. Enjoy.

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Jennifer Garner Homespun Pictures Bring Us Cleavage and Classic Garner Butt Crack

By Jon | December 6, 2010 @ 8:00 am

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As always, catch-as-catch-can with Jennifer Garner cans and boobs. This former super secret CIA spy has gone deep cover these days into the world of plain Jane moms, but no masquerade could mask the hotness of this former Egotastic! favorite sexy bomb, so, inevitable, bits and piece, glimpses and ganders, they're going to peek out. In this case, an ogler's eye view into the formerly displayed boobs of this now femme natal, and, of course, a classic Jennifer Garner butt crack picture, the likes of which line my wall like a quilt of sexy plumber's butt snapshot, a tremendous conversation starters for the people who never visit me. Someday, Jennifer Garner will be back, until then, it's take-what-you-can-get; and I'm scooping with two hands. Enjoy.

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Jennifer Garner Butt Crack Pictures Highlight Shortcoming of Mom Jeans

By Jon | November 1, 2010 @ 9:11 am

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Here's the problem with Mom Jeans, dear, Jennifer Garner of super hotness past (and could be present), loose jeans dip when crouched and suddenly your female-form robbing pantaloons have become quite the motivational poster photo for Crack is Whack. Having said that, any Jennifer Garner body part flash is a blessing in my eyes. And, butt cracks on sexy women, even when exposed from whence a pair of unflattering jeans, still hot. If all we shall have is crack, then crack is what we will enjoy!

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