I know, it’s hard to imagine anyone hold an important fashion event without me being in attendance to comment on the haute couture. I am after all ranked number 17 in the world by Uppity Fashion Critics magazine’s Top 100 Snooty Fashionistas. Something I’m both proud of and tremendously ashamed at the very same time. But the British Fashion Awards took place without me, but by way of far greater gets, they did have a gaggle of sextastic celebrities decked out in their finest in my stead.
Kendall Jenner looked quite desirable, as did young model Suki Waterhouse in a see-through top, Rihanna braless, and Rita Ora looking cleavetastic as usual, but never taken for granted. That right there was several eyefuls of hot lady boobtastic strutting the red carpet and making clothes be somewhat relevant on a woman for at least one London evening. Next year, I’ll expect a front row invitation, BFA’s. And, please, don’t hector me if you happen to notice I’m on my back on the runway with my camera facing up. It’s how I relax my tense back. Enjoy.
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Without sounding too Nostradaumus, I was peeking into the wide open cleavetastic dress of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley at the British Fashion Awards and wondering how the heck her blessed boobtastic was staying concealed behind that dress. Well, it didn’t take much of a jiggle and turn stepping outside the awards before Rosie’s entire lust-inducing chest puppy came fully into view. Quite the sight for sore eyes and soon to be sore other body parts. I could almost feel Jason Statham somewhere going berserker. That’s how good it was.
Some days you just get lucky. We try our best to make that happen here everyday at Egotastic!, the Wonka factory for hot girls. Enjoy.
Once again, it takes a super curvaceous hottie to remind us that not everything about the world of fashion is loathsome and boring.
Kelly Brook put on quite the breastacular show last night at the London Fashion Awards, proving once again that women get hotter when they eat like a normal person, as the cute but waifish models about Kelly had to step aside as her buxom curves made their way across their award show and stole all of the thunder.
In my dreams, Kelly Brook is a nurse, a caring kind and sponge-bathing nurse whose loofa rubs make all the pain leave the body, you know, except for one part where there is temporary suffering. But it’s a dream, so that eventually gets the loofa as well. Enjoy.