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Jena Malone Utterly Topless and Yvonne Strahovski Covered Topless Highlight This Week’s Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

When we first saw Sucker Punch all grow'd up child actress Jena Malone without her clothes on about a year and a half ago now, I thought to myself, well, there's something we're not going to see again. As happen on rare to common occasion, I was completely wrong, as the brooding dark celebrity has re-appeared in a short film, The Painted Lady, by Liz Goldwyn, all kinds of artsy topless. And while technically this was not a boob tube small screen project, it's not something we're just going to not share with you, our ogle-addicted readership.

In addition to Jena Malone, we really thought we had something big with news that Yvonne Strahovski would be topless on the pretty awesome show, Dexter. Sadly, while super blonde babe Yvonne was topless on set, the cameras shied away from any hint of frontal views of her spectacular bare upper body. Some nice shots, but no money shot.

Joining topless Jena and not quite topless Yvonne in this week's Boob Tube Roundup, we went all the way to Spanish television where the historical dramatic series Isabel is currently running in its first season, with some naturally hot Castilian women showing off their flattering forms, including in this week's episode, Blanco Espino, who apparently plays a character who had a boob job in the late 15th century. Hey, somebody has to go first. Enjoy.

Gretchen Mol Topless at (Almost) 40 To Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

We do so love the hotties who keep getting hotter with some years under their nekkid belts. Gretchen Mol turns the big-4-0 in a couple weeks and honestly, she's never looked more sextastic. Yes, we do tend to favor the veteran babes here, so we are somewhat biased, but when Gretchen Mol takes her clothes off on the intriguing Boardwalk Empire, we feel a little gangsta getting big gangsta.

Check out Gretchen in this week's Boob Tube Roundup and see if you aren't wishing she was your mom. Enjoy.

Hannah Ware Flashes Her Bare Wares to Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

Editor's Note: Some or all of the media previously associated with this posting has been removed at the request of boobtastic show producers and/or performers.

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I suppose the Fall is a slow time for beautiful bare boobs on the small screen, we wish it were not so seasonal, but with every cloud comes some kind of hot and nekkid lining, in this case, one killer topless making of the wild sexy scene with Hannah Ware from this week's episode of the Starz original show, Boss.

Boss has brought us some epic views in its first season, and while we're already halfway through the second, if this torrid bumping of the uglies scene with Hannah Ware is any predictor of the future, this season could provide many more memorable boob tube visuals. Enjoy.

Boardwalk Booty and BBC Nipple Peeks Highlight This Week’s Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

While the eyes of the small screen world were focused on the Emmy Awards this weekend, the ogling peepers of Egotastic! were trolling the boob tube for signs of tubular boobs, and while we did not come up with significant flashes of the funbag variety, we found a hint of full frontal and a heavy dose of booty righteousness from Meg Chambers Steedle in Boardwalk Empire and just the quickest glimpse of nippletastic awesomeness from Adelaide Clemens in Parade's End, just in case you can never get enough British World War I high dramas. Enjoy.

Boob Tube Roundup Features the Return of Boardwalk Empire Ta-Ta’s (VIDEO)

 

Late summer early fall is usually a bit of a lull time in television, when the small screen producers spend more time patting themselves on the back than producing fresh content, while waiting for the Fall lineup to begin. The same is true for the barren landscape of fresh hot funbags on the boob tube, though, thankfully, one of our absolute favorites, Boardwalk Empire, has returned for Season 3, and along with it all the bad-assery, blood, and boobtastic, most notably the latter.

In this week's Boob Tube Roundup, we get a peek at the perky pair of Meg Chambers Steedle, who flashes her knockout 1920's knockers for a win-win for the season premiere of Boardwalk. Must see. Must feel really, though I'm not sure the latter is allowed with your HBO subscription. Enjoy.

Kathleen Robertson Topless in the Return of ‘Boss in the Weekly Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

Editor's Note: Some or all of the media previously associated with this posting has been removed at the request of boobtastic show producers and/or performers.

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Oh, we've been waiting for this for a while now, the return of Boss, which means the return of Kathleeen Robertson and her amazing veteran thespianic bare boobtastic, which is back and full frontal in the opener of season two of the show. Whoever among you is still recalling Kathleen from her original Beverly Hills 90210 days will quickly find those old memories vanished and replaced by newly enhanced and one-thousand times better visuals of Kathleen's stupendous knockers.

And, of course, it's almost like we wouldn't have a Boob Tube Roundup without Janina Gavankar getting topless and doing sci-fi type shizz in True Blood, again this week. Her character seems to be perpetually nekkid and in a rush, and we're not even close to complaining. Just ogling. Enjoy.

The Bloody Topless Hotties of ‘True Blood’ Own the Boob Tube Roundup Once More (VIDEO)

 

Editor's Note: some media related to Janina Gavankar has been removed at the request of her reps who don't seem to think she's as super hot as me and 10 million of you believe she is; go figure.

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While the rest of the world continued to stay glued to Women's Handball and Synchronized Diving, the Boob Tube watchers found some juicy bloody nuggets of topless goodness on the otherwise relatively dry small screen.

True Blood may go for the student film looking special effects, but it all works for me with the likes of Jessica Clark and Janina Gavankar exposing their full frontals and reminding us why we invented the Boob Tube Roundup in the first place. All the best flashes are flashing on the boob tube these days. Enjoy.

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