Boob Tube Roundup

Ruth Wilson And Her Topless Affair Boobtastic Lead the Pack in the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

Ancilla Tilia Topless Screencaps
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The smaller shows tend to shine this time of year in the Boob Tube Roundup. A foray into the faptastic morass of shows you may not even know exist, but you should, and you should be watching. I’m pretty sure checking out sextastic topless thespianics on the small screen was the 11th Commandment that got left behind perhaps even intentionally because somebody lacked vision about the rise of premium cable.

This week’s Roundup includes Ancilla Tilia quite blonde and hot and big girl topless in Popoz, a Dutch comedy on their Comedy Central, Ruth Wilson with another week of her unfaithful topless faithfulness on The Affair on Showtime, and Meaghan Rath having crazy making of the sexy time with Nick Jonas, I know, on Kingdom on DirecTV. Some fresh flesh as it were. Do grant yourself the gift of viewing. Enjoy.
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Alicia Witt, Charlotte Spencer, and Ruth Wilson Getting It On For the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

Alicia Witt in Kingdom
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While some of the bigger named shows are taking fall breaks, maybe they forgot Daylight Savings Time or something, other nice little gems are getting their chance to shine and for their leading ladies, the opportunity to show off their showing off on the little screen with big time making of the sexy scenes you won’t see on network television.

This week’s Boob Tube Roundup includes Alicia Witt imitating ecstasy better than even my girlfriends fake it (err?) in Kingdom on DirecTV, Charlotte Spencer topless and boudoir passionate in the sticky Glue, and Ruth Wilson making the bouncy scream fun time in The Affair on Showtime. It’s some sweet showy shows you ought be watching rather than beginning a seven week long neurosis on Christmas shopping. Let the funbags set your free, you can shop online. Enjoy.

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Rachel Korine and Funbags a Plenty in the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

Faye Marsay Topless in Glue
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Just because the major shows might be off a week doesn’t mean the world of tubes on television ceases to exist. Oh, no, sir-ee. Or is that Siri? The point is, the Boob Tube Roundup exists so long as crazy hot thespianics are removing their tops for the purposes of dramatic interpretation on the small screen. Some of the bigger ta-ta shows don’t roll around until January, but for this Fall classic, we have some delightful chest puppies to leer.

This week’s Roundup includes Rachel Korine actively making the sexy and flashing her udders on The Knick, Michelle Batista super hottie and topless in HBO Brazil’s O Negocio, Ruth Wilson in flashback form in the second episode of The Affair, and Faye Marsay briefly flashing her Funions and showing off in an Internet sex tape in Glue. It’s all there for you, happy grabby ogling gentleman. You must merely press the play button of your life. Enjoy.

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Nina Dobrev and Kaley Cuoco In Bikinis Surprising Highlight to the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

Nina Dobrev in a Bikini for The Vampire Diaries
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Normally, we do tend to restrict the hallowed ground of the Boob Tube Roundup to those small screen thespianics who dare to bare their dramatically trained funbags for all the world to see. But this week in particular there happened to be three rather noteworthy bikini hotttie reveals on non-nude network television (boring) that deserves some leering attention.

Nina Dobrev and her wicked hot bikini body in Vampire Diaries, Kaley Cuoco in a brief bikini top moment in Big Bang Theory, and Elena Satine who we fell in love with on Magic City now flashing busty bikini hotness on Revenge. Oh, if only these shows made for adults were not so frightened to reveal like adults, we could’ve had something even more epic. Though I assure you this trio in two pieces will still amazing. Joining them from our topless cable side is Charlotte Spencer in the British series Glue and Evelien Bosmans in the Euro show Amateurs, this week, because we still need a little sweet boobage in the boob tube roundup. Enjoy.

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New Faces, New Bodies, New Funbags in the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

Elizabeth McLaughlin and Emayatzy Corinealdi in Hand of God
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I love it when we get some new blood in the Boob Tube Roundup. Not that there aren’t some evergreen ladies of the ta-ta’s I delight in peeping on the relatively smaller screen in our favorite almost entirely cable TV shows each week. But it’s always and forever a treat to be introduced to new hot mostly nekkid bodies on new television shows, some of which are quite good stories by the way. The blessed boobtastic is just the tasty icing on the cake.

This week’s Boob Tube Roundup includes Elizabeth McLaughlin and Emayatzy Corinealdi showing off in Amazon’s Hand of God, beautiful Klara Issova flashing just a quick but memorable bit of chest puppies in The Transporter, Ruth Wilson taking it in many ways in The Affair, and Eline Porto and some sultry sweet teats in the Sudamericana episodic, A Segunda Vez. Learn your new ladies, people. There will most definitely be a quiz. Enjoy.

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Lizzy Caplan, Caitriona Balfe, and Kamille Leal Topless in the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

Caitriona Balfe Topless in Outlander
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Given that I missed my sacred duty of providing the Boob Tube Roundup to enliven your soul last week, I packed this week’s with every bit of ta-ta goodness from the little screen. You know, that less than theater sized bit of display technology that gives you so much pleasure week in and week out without so much as a groan or complaint. Forsake the boob tube not. Aye, she is your friend.

This week’s Boob Tube Roundup includes Lizzy Caplan, along with Caitlin Fitzgerald and the lovely Betsy Brandt flashing funbags in the Masters of Sex final episode of the season, Caitriona Balfe being not treated super nicely in Outlander, Juliet Rylance topless conversing in The Knick, and newcomers Kamille Leal and Khaneshia Smith all boobtastic and topless in the LeBron James produced Survivor’s Remorse. It’s quite the showing. And quite the unveiling. Take two minutes out of your day to delight in some sweet melons. I insist. Enjoy.

Lizzy Caplan and Michelle Batista Topless in the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

Caitriona Balfe Topless in Outlander
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Any Boob Tube Roundup that begins with Lizzy Caplan and her happy mams of joy is going to be a smiling inducing Roundup. I could stare at Lizzy Caplan’s bare funbags all day long. I often have. Once I made it two whole days without ever rising from my chair. They have seats that make this possible. She really is a mesmerizing topless delight.

Along with Lizzy, this week’s Boob Tube Roundup features her cast-mate on Masters of Sex Caitlin Fitzgerald topless, Michelle Batista truly ginger hot in HBO Brazil’s O Negocio series, Caitriona Balfe showing off her ta-ta- skills in Outlander, and Lubna Abazl working the on top boobtastic magic in The Honourable Woman. A few shows there that don’t get tons of press, but deserve your attention. If for no other reason than the luscious ladies involved. Enjoy.

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