Boob Tube Roundup Posts:

Nina Dobrev and Kaley Cuoco In Bikinis Surprising Highlight to the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

Normally, we do tend to restrict the hallowed ground of the Boob Tube Roundup to those small screen thespianics who dare to bare their dramatically trained funbags for all the world to see. But this week in particular there happened to be three rather noteworthy bikini hotttie reveals on non-nude network television (boring) that deserves some leering attention.

Nina Dobrev and her wicked hot bikini body in Vampire Diaries, Kaley Cuoco in a brief bikini top moment in Big Bang Theory, and Elena Satine who we fell in love with on Magic City now flashing busty bikini hotness on Revenge. Oh, if only these shows made for adults were not so frightened to reveal like adults, we could've had something even more epic. Though I assure you this trio in two pieces will still amazing. Joining them from our topless cable side is Charlotte Spencer in the British series Glue and Evelien Bosmans in the Euro show Amateurs, this week, because we still need a little sweet boobage in the boob tube roundup. Enjoy.

New Faces, New Bodies, New Funbags in the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

I love it when we get some new blood in the Boob Tube Roundup. Not that there aren't some evergreen ladies of the ta-ta's I delight in peeping on the relatively smaller screen in our favorite almost entirely cable TV shows each week. But it's always and forever a treat to be introduced to new hot mostly nekkid bodies on new television shows, some of which are quite good stories by the way. The blessed boobtastic is just the tasty icing on the cake.

This week's Boob Tube Roundup includes Elizabeth McLaughlin and Emayatzy Corinealdi showing off in Amazon's Hand of God, beautiful Klara Issova flashing just a quick but memorable bit of chest puppies in The Transporter, Ruth Wilson taking it in many ways in The Affair, and Eline Porto and some sultry sweet teats in the Sudamericana episodic, A Segunda Vez. Learn your new ladies, people. There will most definitely be a quiz. Enjoy.

Lizzy Caplan, Caitriona Balfe, and Kamille Leal Topless in the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

Given that I missed my sacred duty of providing the Boob Tube Roundup to enliven your soul last week, I packed this week's with every bit of ta-ta goodness from the little screen. You know, that less than theater sized bit of display technology that gives you so much pleasure week in and week out without so much as a groan or complaint. Forsake the boob tube not. Aye, she is your friend.

This week's Boob Tube Roundup includes Lizzy Caplan, along with Caitlin Fitzgerald and the lovely Betsy Brandt flashing funbags in the Masters of Sex final episode of the season, Caitriona Balfe being not treated super nicely in Outlander, Juliet Rylance topless conversing in The Knick, and newcomers Kamille Leal and Khaneshia Smith all boobtastic and topless in the LeBron James produced Survivor's Remorse. It's quite the showing. And quite the unveiling. Take two minutes out of your day to delight in some sweet melons. I insist. Enjoy.

Lizzy Caplan and Michelle Batista Topless in the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

Any Boob Tube Roundup that begins with Lizzy Caplan and her happy mams of joy is going to be a smiling inducing Roundup. I could stare at Lizzy Caplan's bare funbags all day long. I often have. Once I made it two whole days without ever rising from my chair. They have seats that make this possible. She really is a mesmerizing topless delight.

Along with Lizzy, this week's Boob Tube Roundup features her cast-mate on Masters of Sex Caitlin Fitzgerald topless, Michelle Batista truly ginger hot in HBO Brazil's O Negocio series, Caitriona Balfe showing off her ta-ta- skills in Outlander, and Lubna Abazl working the on top boobtastic magic in The Honourable Woman. A few shows there that don't get tons of press, but deserve your attention. If for no other reason than the luscious ladies involved. Enjoy.

Lizzy Caplan Topless, Gretchen Mol Topless, Rachel Korine Topless, It’s the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

The best boobtastic of today's celebrity, outside of hacked Clouds, exists on the small screen as the big screen leans ever more toward child robot fare. Not that there's anything wrong with child robot fare, it is my standard date film. But grown up movies for grown ups with grown up body parts are becoming ever more extinct. Meanwhile, on the small screen, funbags are thriving.

This week's Boob Tube Roundup includes a long look at Lizzy Caplan topless once more in Masters of Sex. What a dame as they used to say in the 50's, I think. Also making a chesty appearance, Gretchen Mol in the final season of Boardwalk Empire, something we haven't seen from her since the earlier seasons of the show. And, lastly, Rachel Korine flashes her gingerly teats in The Knick, continuing its first season run to much sextastic acclaim. Three fine ladies, six honking honkers. It's the Boob Tube Roundup. Enjoy.

Masters of Sex and Ray Donovan Contribute Ta-Ta’s to the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

While there is so much going on in the media scandal wise of late, let us now forsake the never-ending bits and views of sweet bare boobtastic and hot bodies on the small screen each and every week pretty much now. Far more consistent than the Boob Tube's big brother called the movies. The little box in the living room is once again returning to its most sacred purpose.

This week's Boob Tube Roundup includes Erin Cummings flashing frontals in Masters of Sex, Paula Malcolmson once more showing off her veteran hot tops in Ray Donovan, Sophia Bui flashing funbags and more in Really, the new comedy series from Amazon, and the fetching Margaret Qualley stripping down to bra and panties in HBO's The Leftovers. It's a solid week and peek of the sextastic on the small screen worth a ninety-second leer. Enjoy.

Lizzy Caplan Topless Leads Line of Skintastic in the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

I hope Hollywood uses Emmy night to pay special tribute to the lovely topless lasses who now grace our screens regularly thanks to the boob tube and expansion of quality television programming. Alas, they will likely skip over such a delightful twist in our modern media content offering. But I shall not. For the small screen is where all the best sextastic action is, and where the most kudos belongs.

This week's Boob Tube Roundup includes Lizzy Caplan once more showing off her impressive funbags in Masters of Sex, Caitrona Balfre with a hint of the boobtastic in Outlanders, Rachel Korine quite floppy bouncy in The Knick, and just a hint of Briana Marin ta-ta's from The Leftovers on HBO. It's what makes television worth watching. Don't believe everything you hear at awards shows. Trust me. Uncle Bill. Enjoy.