Boob Tube Roundup Posts:

Lizzy Caplan Topless, Lela Loren Topless, Tori Black Topless and Making the Sexy in The Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

Well, hello there Lizzy Caplan bare boobtastic in extended topless, and booty rocking bare bottom scenes from Masters of Sex. I can remember a time not so long ago when I was dying to see Lizzy Caplan topless. Now I'm dying from seeing her topless. The latter surely is better. I applaud Lizzy and her thespianic bravery where so many of her American acting colleagues have failed to deliver on funbag exhibiting scenes because they're just too dainty. Boo I say to you. But bravo to Lizzy.

Joining Lizzy and her perfect pair of pert puppies in the Boob Tube Roundup is the cray hot Lela Loren in another steamy sex from Power and Tori Black in quite the topless making of the sexy pornoriffic moment from the second season of Ray Donovan. A trio of quite memorably small screen big guns this week in the BTR. Ladies, let's keep them coming. Enjoy.

Diane Kruger Bare-Arse Wonderment and Deborah Ann Woll Making the Passionate Sexy Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

We are living in glorious times. While we do have to pay for 500 channels we don't watch, there are a solid dozen now putting out mature fare for the mature viewers who like mature things. As a for instance, hot women without their clothes on. Everybody seems to be jumping on that bandwagon that started at the dawn of mankind. Or at least since we got our bobos dangling.

This week's Boob Tube Roundup include Diane Kruger bare bottomed in FX's second season of The Bridge, Deborah Ann Woll somehow having frenzied passion in True Blood but not quite flashing her udders, Lucy Walters tight nice booty in Power, Alexandra Gordon floating bare boobtastic in Hemlock Grove from Netflix, and Jaime Murray and her slender hot body make-up alien like for Defiance on SyFy. Let's just file these ladies under the rather extensive list of sextastic celebrities I wouldn't throw out of bed for really any reason. Such wonderful boob tube times. Enjoy.

Lizzy Caplan and Allison Janney Topless in Return of Masters of Sex Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

Reunited and it feels so good. That is, reunited with the sight of Lizzy Caplan and her bare bazoonga in the return of Masters of Sex on Showtime for its second season. They threw in some unexpected Allison Janney topless making of the sexy scene just for a grand hello. Nice of them.

Joining Lizzy and Allison in the Boob Tube Roundup are Madeline Brewer getting milky in Netflix's Hemlock Grove, Lela Loren and Leslie Lopez twin-threating the ta-ta's in Power, and Stacy Haiduk showing off her glorious hiney in True Blood. It may be summer but cable is hardly taking a vacation from its preeminent responsibility to purvey fine funbags on the small screen. I heartily golf clap, if that's even possible. Enjoy.

Boob Tube Roundup Features Margaret Qualley, That’s Andie MacDowell’s Hot Daughter (VIDEO)

 

Definitely some new shows on the little screen this past week, featuring some new beauties, a few old beauties, and a bevy of skin. Most notably, though not quite nekkid, just in her panties and bra, Margaret Qualley, the hot brunette daughter of Andie MacDowell in her big new role in HBO's The Leftovers.

Joining Margaret in the Boob Tube Roundup is Diana Terranova topless in Californication, Lucy Walters topless and making the sexy in Power, and fine female formed Jaime Murray flashing deep cleavage in the tub in Defiance. It's something borrowed, something blue. I won't tell you what's blue, I'm too much of a gentleman. But check out these new bodies, err, faces and bodies. The Boob Tube always giveth. Enjoy.

Anna Paquin Topless Once More! The Return of True Blood to the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

Naturally, we eagerly away the day each year now when True Blood returns to HBO and Anna Paquin performs her inevitable, but never to be taken for granted, topless scene in the premiere episode of the supernatural drama. This is the seventh season of the topless popular vampire and werewolf in hot human form show, and Anna has about a dozen skin filled performances to date. Even after babies, she's climbing right back in the revealing saddle this week.

Joining Anna in the Boob Tube Roundup is Karolina Wydra in an intense topless making of the sexy scene also from the premiere episode of True Blood, Lela Loren and Naturi Naughton getting very bedroom naughty and topless in Power on Starz, and Tasya Tales also making the loud and vigorous whoopie before flashing her outrageously hot topless body in Rogue on DirecTV.  Everybody is doing the wild thing but me! Sad face. Emote. Enjoy.

Eva Green Possessed Topless and Natasha Lyonne Carpet Diving Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

The little screen just keeps getting better and better. Certainly boobier and boobier, which suits our purpose just fine. With more cable channel outlets than ever before, not to mention Netflix and other digital distributors now getting into the production act, we gentleman oglers have even more heavenly hot bodies to choose from our on TV screens. It doesn't hurt that many of the shows featuring the blessed ta-ta's of their thespianics also happen to be among the best shows available to watch in terms of story and production.

This week's Boob Tube Roundup includes the inimitable Eva Green flashing her funbags in a possessed manner in Penny Dreadful this past week, Natasha Lyonne and Kimiko Glenn in a rather passionate lesbionic nesting in Orange is the New Black, Tasta Teles topless in the second reason of Rogue, and Azure Persons booty beautiful in Salem. It's a lot of skin to handle. Don't take this on as a rookie, it might be too much. I beg of you, not the briar patch! Enjoy.

Nathalie Emmanuel Finally Unfurls Her Funbags on Game of Thrones and Other Topless Goodies in the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

Any and all fans of Game of Thrones who call themselves my friends have been waiting breathless for a clean and epic peek at the fine chestal regions of even finer thespianic Nathalie Emmanuel, in the ring of elite hotties on the show rather filled with attractive ladies. Nathalie finally got herself a river bathing scene in last night's episode to exhibit just one wicked hot topless body that I would gladly loofah for hours in even the coolest of flowing bodies of water. Sometimes, anticipation meets satisfaction and everyone goes home happy. Bless you Game of Thrones.

Joining Nathalie in this week's Boob Tube Roundup is Naturi Naughton who has a rather revealing amount of making of the sexy scenes in the premiere episode of Power, the new 50-Cent produced show on Starz. It's about nightclubs and guns and hot girls and music. Go figure. Write what you know, as they say. In any event, thanks to Naturi it's off to a must-see kind of star. Also, a shoutout to Penny Dreadful, which is rather goth and polyamorous in its bacchanalias, but definitely is lining up to be a boobtastic revealing show of memorable proportions. All in all, the small screen absolutely dominated the big screen once again in the skintastic department. Enjoy.