Boob Tube Roundup Posts:

Sarah Silverman Topless, Deborah Ann Woll Making the Sexy, and Maggie Gyllenhaal Nipples Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

What is this magic here? Sarah Silverman in an unexpected topless turn in Masters of Sex on HBO. I guess when I heard she was going to have a recurring role on the series it should've been a head's up that everybody gets topless on that period piece show. Still a mighty nice surprise for a Boob Tube Roundup of the best of the skintastic in the weekend in celebrity ta's.

Joining Sarah in the BTR is Deborah Ann Woll somehow not flashing funbags during a True Blood sex scene, Maggie Gyllenhaal nipples out to play in BBC's The Honourable Woman series, Laura Donnelly and Catriona Balfe topless in the time traveling drama Outlander, and Andrea Bogart and Brooke Smith topless in Ray Donovan on Showtime, It was a big week on the small screen for big views. Indeed. Enjoy.

The Girls of True Blood, Ray Donovan, and The Leftovers Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

Some weeks, the greatest gifts come in small offerings of Boob Tube Roundup selections; the finest shows of skin on the small screen as documented by me after three to four light beers followed by three to for more regular beers following that silly warmup.

This week's Roundup includes our first look at funbags on HBO's The Leftovers with a peek at Carrie Coon, which I fear may not see a second season, Deborah Ann Woll and Bailey Noble being tortured in their undies in True Blood, and Paula Malcolmson taking some topless selfies for some fiendish reason on Ray Donovan on Showtime. It's short but sweet this week. Like an aperitif. Or the very petite girl who took my virginity.Enjoy.

Anna Paquin Topless in True Blood Headlines the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

I can't think of an actress really as consistently flashing her funbags in a long running series as Anna Paquin on True Blood. Emmy Awesome and Mary Louise Parker come to mind, so I'll lump them all in my Boob Tube Roundup lovely lass show-offs hall of fame. True Blood is now in its seventh season and Anna shows no real signs of slowing down. Maybe a few less full body leers, but those ta-ta's of hers still make for the most memorable episode of every silly vampire season.

Joining Anna in the Boob Tube Roundup this week is Mariel Neto, getting nekkidly examined in Masters of Sex and Paula Malcolmson and Vinessa Shaw making a rare public display of funbaggery in Ray Donovan. This would be the week to give it up for premium cable. It isn't free, but the lunch is rather nice to ogle. Enjoy.

Lizzy Caplan Topless, Lela Loren Topless, Tori Black Topless and Making the Sexy in The Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

Well, hello there Lizzy Caplan bare boobtastic in extended topless, and booty rocking bare bottom scenes from Masters of Sex. I can remember a time not so long ago when I was dying to see Lizzy Caplan topless. Now I'm dying from seeing her topless. The latter surely is better. I applaud Lizzy and her thespianic bravery where so many of her American acting colleagues have failed to deliver on funbag exhibiting scenes because they're just too dainty. Boo I say to you. But bravo to Lizzy.

Joining Lizzy and her perfect pair of pert puppies in the Boob Tube Roundup is the cray hot Lela Loren in another steamy sex from Power and Tori Black in quite the topless making of the sexy pornoriffic moment from the second season of Ray Donovan. A trio of quite memorably small screen big guns this week in the BTR. Ladies, let's keep them coming. Enjoy.

Diane Kruger Bare-Arse Wonderment and Deborah Ann Woll Making the Passionate Sexy Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

We are living in glorious times. While we do have to pay for 500 channels we don't watch, there are a solid dozen now putting out mature fare for the mature viewers who like mature things. As a for instance, hot women without their clothes on. Everybody seems to be jumping on that bandwagon that started at the dawn of mankind. Or at least since we got our bobos dangling.

This week's Boob Tube Roundup include Diane Kruger bare bottomed in FX's second season of The Bridge, Deborah Ann Woll somehow having frenzied passion in True Blood but not quite flashing her udders, Lucy Walters tight nice booty in Power, Alexandra Gordon floating bare boobtastic in Hemlock Grove from Netflix, and Jaime Murray and her slender hot body make-up alien like for Defiance on SyFy. Let's just file these ladies under the rather extensive list of sextastic celebrities I wouldn't throw out of bed for really any reason. Such wonderful boob tube times. Enjoy.

Lizzy Caplan and Allison Janney Topless in Return of Masters of Sex Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

Reunited and it feels so good. That is, reunited with the sight of Lizzy Caplan and her bare bazoonga in the return of Masters of Sex on Showtime for its second season. They threw in some unexpected Allison Janney topless making of the sexy scene just for a grand hello. Nice of them.

Joining Lizzy and Allison in the Boob Tube Roundup are Madeline Brewer getting milky in Netflix's Hemlock Grove, Lela Loren and Leslie Lopez twin-threating the ta-ta's in Power, and Stacy Haiduk showing off her glorious hiney in True Blood. It may be summer but cable is hardly taking a vacation from its preeminent responsibility to purvey fine funbags on the small screen. I heartily golf clap, if that's even possible. Enjoy.

Boob Tube Roundup Features Margaret Qualley, That’s Andie MacDowell’s Hot Daughter (VIDEO)

 

Definitely some new shows on the little screen this past week, featuring some new beauties, a few old beauties, and a bevy of skin. Most notably, though not quite nekkid, just in her panties and bra, Margaret Qualley, the hot brunette daughter of Andie MacDowell in her big new role in HBO's The Leftovers.

Joining Margaret in the Boob Tube Roundup is Diana Terranova topless in Californication, Lucy Walters topless and making the sexy in Power, and fine female formed Jaime Murray flashing deep cleavage in the tub in Defiance. It's something borrowed, something blue. I won't tell you what's blue, I'm too much of a gentleman. But check out these new bodies, err, faces and bodies. The Boob Tube always giveth. Enjoy.