Boob Tube Roundup Posts:

Lizzy Caplan Topless, Gretchen Mol Topless, Rachel Korine Topless, It’s the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

The best boobtastic of today's celebrity, outside of hacked Clouds, exists on the small screen as the big screen leans ever more toward child robot fare. Not that there's anything wrong with child robot fare, it is my standard date film. But grown up movies for grown ups with grown up body parts are becoming ever more extinct. Meanwhile, on the small screen, funbags are thriving.

This week's Boob Tube Roundup includes a long look at Lizzy Caplan topless once more in Masters of Sex. What a dame as they used to say in the 50's, I think. Also making a chesty appearance, Gretchen Mol in the final season of Boardwalk Empire, something we haven't seen from her since the earlier seasons of the show. And, lastly, Rachel Korine flashes her gingerly teats in The Knick, continuing its first season run to much sextastic acclaim. Three fine ladies, six honking honkers. It's the Boob Tube Roundup. Enjoy.

Masters of Sex and Ray Donovan Contribute Ta-Ta’s to the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

While there is so much going on in the media scandal wise of late, let us now forsake the never-ending bits and views of sweet bare boobtastic and hot bodies on the small screen each and every week pretty much now. Far more consistent than the Boob Tube's big brother called the movies. The little box in the living room is once again returning to its most sacred purpose.

This week's Boob Tube Roundup includes Erin Cummings flashing frontals in Masters of Sex, Paula Malcolmson once more showing off her veteran hot tops in Ray Donovan, Sophia Bui flashing funbags and more in Really, the new comedy series from Amazon, and the fetching Margaret Qualley stripping down to bra and panties in HBO's The Leftovers. It's a solid week and peek of the sextastic on the small screen worth a ninety-second leer. Enjoy.

Lizzy Caplan Topless Leads Line of Skintastic in the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

I hope Hollywood uses Emmy night to pay special tribute to the lovely topless lasses who now grace our screens regularly thanks to the boob tube and expansion of quality television programming. Alas, they will likely skip over such a delightful twist in our modern media content offering. But I shall not. For the small screen is where all the best sextastic action is, and where the most kudos belongs.

This week's Boob Tube Roundup includes Lizzy Caplan once more showing off her impressive funbags in Masters of Sex, Caitrona Balfre with a hint of the boobtastic in Outlanders, Rachel Korine quite floppy bouncy in The Knick, and just a hint of Briana Marin ta-ta's from The Leftovers on HBO. It's what makes television worth watching. Don't believe everything you hear at awards shows. Trust me. Uncle Bill. Enjoy.

Sarah Silverman Topless, Deborah Ann Woll Making the Sexy, and Maggie Gyllenhaal Nipples Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

What is this magic here? Sarah Silverman in an unexpected topless turn in Masters of Sex on HBO. I guess when I heard she was going to have a recurring role on the series it should've been a head's up that everybody gets topless on that period piece show. Still a mighty nice surprise for a Boob Tube Roundup of the best of the skintastic in the weekend in celebrity ta's.

Joining Sarah in the BTR is Deborah Ann Woll somehow not flashing funbags during a True Blood sex scene, Maggie Gyllenhaal nipples out to play in BBC's The Honourable Woman series, Laura Donnelly and Catriona Balfe topless in the time traveling drama Outlander, and Andrea Bogart and Brooke Smith topless in Ray Donovan on Showtime, It was a big week on the small screen for big views. Indeed. Enjoy.

The Girls of True Blood, Ray Donovan, and The Leftovers Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

Some weeks, the greatest gifts come in small offerings of Boob Tube Roundup selections; the finest shows of skin on the small screen as documented by me after three to four light beers followed by three to for more regular beers following that silly warmup.

This week's Roundup includes our first look at funbags on HBO's The Leftovers with a peek at Carrie Coon, which I fear may not see a second season, Deborah Ann Woll and Bailey Noble being tortured in their undies in True Blood, and Paula Malcolmson taking some topless selfies for some fiendish reason on Ray Donovan on Showtime. It's short but sweet this week. Like an aperitif. Or the very petite girl who took my virginity.Enjoy.

Anna Paquin Topless in True Blood Headlines the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

I can't think of an actress really as consistently flashing her funbags in a long running series as Anna Paquin on True Blood. Emmy Awesome and Mary Louise Parker come to mind, so I'll lump them all in my Boob Tube Roundup lovely lass show-offs hall of fame. True Blood is now in its seventh season and Anna shows no real signs of slowing down. Maybe a few less full body leers, but those ta-ta's of hers still make for the most memorable episode of every silly vampire season.

Joining Anna in the Boob Tube Roundup this week is Mariel Neto, getting nekkidly examined in Masters of Sex and Paula Malcolmson and Vinessa Shaw making a rare public display of funbaggery in Ray Donovan. This would be the week to give it up for premium cable. It isn't free, but the lunch is rather nice to ogle. Enjoy.

Lizzy Caplan Topless, Lela Loren Topless, Tori Black Topless and Making the Sexy in The Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

Well, hello there Lizzy Caplan bare boobtastic in extended topless, and booty rocking bare bottom scenes from Masters of Sex. I can remember a time not so long ago when I was dying to see Lizzy Caplan topless. Now I'm dying from seeing her topless. The latter surely is better. I applaud Lizzy and her thespianic bravery where so many of her American acting colleagues have failed to deliver on funbag exhibiting scenes because they're just too dainty. Boo I say to you. But bravo to Lizzy.

Joining Lizzy and her perfect pair of pert puppies in the Boob Tube Roundup is the cray hot Lela Loren in another steamy sex from Power and Tori Black in quite the topless making of the sexy pornoriffic moment from the second season of Ray Donovan. A trio of quite memorably small screen big guns this week in the BTR. Ladies, let's keep them coming. Enjoy.