Egotastic
Okay, let's put his out there first. The Billboard Music Awards are handed out based on the sale of music, which means, the taste of your average young teen girl dictates the winners. So, musically speaking, yeah, not so good. But, and this is a big but, it also means that all the big names in music, and all the A-list hottie divas, also are obliged to say yes to attend. And not just attend, but look their stellar best ,in Vegas every year for the ceremony. So, basically you have a party with killer looking girls and lousy music. You'd make that trade any day.
Leading the list of lookers at the celebration of craptastic music was Taylor Swift surprised once again to win awards even though pre-announced, Jennifer Lopez still hanging with the youngin's, Selena Gomez looking might fine save for rumors of her reunited for a fourth time with The Devil's Midget, Miley Cyrus sparkling hard these days, heck, even Kesha managed to look rather fetching, a sure sign that everybody's game has been stepped up for the evening. And then a whole lot of celebrity hodgepodge of hotness. It was quite a night. I wish I could of been there, but three different restraining orders by various pop divas formed an intersecting domain of denial around me being in Vegas. People take peeping in windows so damn serious these days. Enjoy.
Nicki Minaj Blasts Crazy Big Asstastic All Over the Billboard Music Awards
There's no doubt Nicki Minaj and her big ole booty stole the show last night at the Billboard Music Awards. It wasn't really much of a show at that, and I had to watch with the volume off, but when Nicki's badonkadonk appeared in black stretch pants, well, I heard all kinds of noises. I suppose they were mostly inside my head and telling me to do all sorts of ungentlemanly type things, but an order is an order.
There's much to be wary of in regard to Nicki Minaj. I can see being in a relationship with her and every time I walked near a higher floor open window at least considering not hearing her voice again, but, that butt. Oh, that butt. That'd keep me from defenestrating because there can't possibly be anything that slappable in the next world. Enjoy.
NICKI MINAJ FLASHED HER MAJOR LEAGUE ASSTASTIC AT THE B.E.T. AWARDS