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Xenia Deli Bikini Pictures Pet the Fur on Your Beach Bunny

By Bill Swift | March 5, 2013 @ 1:04 pm

Xenia Deli Sexy in Beach Bunny Lingerie and Swimwear

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We rightfully still maintain that brunette hottie swimsuit and lingerie model Xenia Deli is the hottest thing to come out of Moldova since, well, since forever. For further proof, examine her super fine body and all over alluring looks in her latest pictorial for Beach Bunny Swimwear, where the sultry and passion-inducing Deli drops a serious amount of 'buy me now' attitude.

Oh, yes, we would pay, and pay through the nose, just for the chance to be the guy who adjusts Xenia's bikini straps during the shoot. Let alone the guy who gets to rub on the instant tan. Our hearts race with the possibilities. Such as it should be when virtually molesting extremely attractive women. Enjoy.

WHEN FIRST WE MET XENIA, WE NEVER AGAIN WILL FORGET HER BODY

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Irina Shayk Beach Bunny Swimsuit Pictures Hot Enough to Melt a Million Snowmen

By Bill Swift | February 19, 2013 @ 12:21 pm

Irina Shayk Sizzles in Beach Bunny Swimwear 2013

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As we've said so many times before, anybody who wants to be considered a genius swimsuit marketer need do no more than raise the brilliant idea of hiring Irina Shayk to model their swimwear. Hotness ensues, as do sales. Marketer wins company trip to Hawaii where he gets stung by a jellyfish and a Waikiki tranny street walker, and everybody is happy.

Featured in a new pictorial for Beach Bunny swimwear. Irina Shayk sizzles under the hot sun with just the most spectacular Lycra covered body out there. Throw in a world-class booty and those pouty lips she's made famous and you have the makings of one wicked hot summer, in the middle of winter. Enjoy.

Kate Upton Bikini Pictures Sink the Pink in Her ‘Deep Blue’ Collection

By Bill Swift | June 11, 2012 @ 2:38 pm

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Kate Upton and Beach Bunny are now just rapid firing Kate Upon hotness in bikini format out to an eagerly awaiting public, like a machine gun of the sextastic firing hot funbags and tight butts into our libidinal targets. It's easy pickings when you've got Kate Upton and her ridiculously hot bikini body in your arsenal, in this case, pimping the 'Deep Blue' collection for Beach Bunny Swimwear.

I don't think the names really even matter at this point, it's just Kate. It's always been just Kate. Enjoy.

KATE UPTON TUGS SOME UDDERS FOR DAIRY HOT GOODNESS

Kate Upton is Down on the Farm in Complex Magazine

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Kate Upton Barely-Containing Bikini Behind the Scenes of Beach Bunny Photoshoot (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | June 5, 2012 @ 5:02 am

Watch Them Wiggle, See Them Jiggle!

Damn damn diggity-damn. Just when you thought your brain had stopped jiggling from leering down the wiggling puppies attached to the hotness that is the young blonde bombshell Kate Upton -- they're back and bouncier than ever.

In this latest behind the scenes look at Kate's photoshoots for Beach Bunny Swimwear bikini line, the 19-year old fair-haired sextastic model nearly falls out of her top several times, and we nearly fall out of our La-Z-Boys leering, which is actually almost a physically impossible act in the full recline position, but I'm telling you, it almost happened. All I'm saying is, check out Kate Upton, but, please, don't kill yourself in the process. Enjoy.

Kate Upton Boobtastic Bikini Photoshoot for Beach Bunny

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Kate Upton Bikini Photoshoot Behind the Scenes Hot Bodied Awesomeness (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | May 23, 2012 @ 1:55 pm

Is There Anybody Hotter On The Planet At This Moment?

(When I get a chance to sit down with Maxim, I'm going to ask them to name 38 hotter women this year than Kate Upton. I mean, I know they listed 38 of them in their magazine, but I want them to say it out loud, with a straight face.)

Remember the supremely hot Beach Bunny Swimswear 'Bronze' Bikini photoshoot of Kate Upton we shared with you a few days ago -- I mean, given that it's forever tattooed on your libido matter, you probably do remember. Well, now, here's the behind the scenes video from the photoshoot, and it is equally amazing.

I wish I had grown up to be hottie model video director Yu Tsai instead of just You Suck, you know, as my dad used to yell at me when he watched my Little League games. Enjoy.

'MEMBER KATE UPTON'S BEACH BUNNY 'BRIDAL' BIKINI PHOTOS? WOW

Kate Upton Beach Bunny Bikini Bride Collection

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Kate Upton Bridal Bikini Collection Makes Me Long for a Beach Wedding

By Bill Swift | May 2, 2012 @ 12:08 pm

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This whole motif where apparel companies get super hot women to wear skimpy and showy bridal-themed lingerie or swimsuits or little lacy things is just absolutely destroying every bit of 5 million year old male instinct to be anti-wedding flowing through my primordial-cast brain.

How can one naysay the ball and chain when the ball and chain comes in the form of Kate Upton modeling Beach Bunny bikini collection? Just look this beachy hotness and tell me how you could possibly not say 'I do' to any of it. Thoughts of the wedding night alone would have you in some kind of suggestive state where even thinking about bolting from your marital vows would cause you extreme pain in the gonadial regions. This is all so very unfair! But, enjoy.

LILY ALDRIDGE NEARLY KILLED US IN HER WEDDING GET-UP

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Kate Upton Beach Bunny Beachwear Goodness

By Bill Swift | April 20, 2012 @ 9:12 am

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There's decrying sheer pimping by celebrities, then there's just appreciating the fact that sometimes their pimping ways work out just perfect for us in the gentleman ogling community, such as the case when Kate Upton signed on the promote the shizz out of the Beach Bunny swimswear line using nothing but her smile and that singularly hot and curvy body of hers.

In her April photoshoot for Beach Bunny, even without benefit of flashy bikini and far too much clothing, Kate Upton shows why men hold the young blonde bombshell in such high regard, even as they hold themselves in regards to thoughts of Kate Upton. Enjoy.