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Chrissy Teigen Wedding Bell Bikinis for Beach Bunny

Anything Chrissy Teigen I'm completely down with. I could watch Chrissy Teigen spooning melted chocolate into her mouth and be a happy man. In fact, I'd pay a little for that scene. But could I be so much of a Chrissy Teigen fan that I could even delight in a view of her pimping my most feared social rite of marriage? Oh, man, that is such a close call.

Chrissy is the latest in the line of super sextastic women to don the wedding bikini look for Beach Bunny swimwear. I'm not exactly sure what the sales angle is here, that women will see these bikinis and imagine wearing them on their honeymoon, or more practically perhaps imagine if they look like Chrissy Teigen they will have absolutely no trouble finding a husband. I can't really get into the mind of women, it's a minefield no man can maneuver. Suffice it to say, Chrissy Teigen makes the idea of taking a bride far more appealing. Enjoy.

Irina Shayk Bikini Pictures Stellar Hot for Beach Bunny

Irina Shayk, just, wow. I don't know how she continues to top herself, like a giant in a field of sports who you're certain can't do any better, then they do, and you remember why you idolize them so.

Well, I idolize Irina Shayk. How does she keep outdoing herself? In this latest and greatest, Irina pimps the ever-loving sextastic out of bikinis for Beach Bunny Swimwear.

Hire Irina Shayk to model your clothes, sell tons of clothes, get called a genius. We know the formula. And it works, better now than ever before. Enjoy.

Xenia Deli Bikini Pictures Pet the Fur on Your Beach Bunny

We rightfully still maintain that brunette hottie swimsuit and lingerie model Xenia Deli is the hottest thing to come out of Moldova since, well, since forever. For further proof, examine her super fine body and all over alluring looks in her latest pictorial for Beach Bunny Swimwear, where the sultry and passion-inducing Deli drops a serious amount of 'buy me now' attitude.

Oh, yes, we would pay, and pay through the nose, just for the chance to be the guy who adjusts Xenia's bikini straps during the shoot. Let alone the guy who gets to rub on the instant tan. Our hearts race with the possibilities. Such as it should be when virtually molesting extremely attractive women. Enjoy.

Irina Shayk Beach Bunny Swimsuit Pictures Hot Enough to Melt a Million Snowmen

As we've said so many times before, anybody who wants to be considered a genius swimsuit marketer need do no more than raise the brilliant idea of hiring Irina Shayk to model their swimwear. Hotness ensues, as do sales. Marketer wins company trip to Hawaii where he gets stung by a jellyfish and a Waikiki tranny street walker, and everybody is happy.

Featured in a new pictorial for Beach Bunny swimwear. Irina Shayk sizzles under the hot sun with just the most spectacular Lycra covered body out there. Throw in a world-class booty and those pouty lips she's made famous and you have the makings of one wicked hot summer, in the middle of winter. Enjoy.

Kate Upton Bikini Pictures Sink the Pink in Her ‘Deep Blue’ Collection

Kate Upton and Beach Bunny are now just rapid firing Kate Upon hotness in bikini format out to an eagerly awaiting public, like a machine gun of the sextastic firing hot funbags and tight butts into our libidinal targets. It's easy pickings when you've got Kate Upton and her ridiculously hot bikini body in your arsenal, in this case, pimping the 'Deep Blue' collection for Beach Bunny Swimwear.

I don't think the names really even matter at this point, it's just Kate. It's always been just Kate. Enjoy.

Kate Upton Barely-Containing Bikini Behind the Scenes of Beach Bunny Photoshoot (VIDEO)

Watch Them Wiggle, See Them Jiggle!

Damn damn diggity-damn. Just when you thought your brain had stopped jiggling from leering down the wiggling puppies attached to the hotness that is the young blonde bombshell Kate Upton -- they're back and bouncier than ever.

In this latest behind the scenes look at Kate's photoshoots for Beach Bunny Swimwear bikini line, the 19-year old fair-haired sextastic model nearly falls out of her top several times, and we nearly fall out of our La-Z-Boys leering, which is actually almost a physically impossible act in the full recline position, but I'm telling you, it almost happened. All I'm saying is, check out Kate Upton, but, please, don't kill yourself in the process. Enjoy.

Kate Upton Bikini Photoshoot Behind the Scenes Hot Bodied Awesomeness (VIDEO)

Is There Anybody Hotter On The Planet At This Moment?

(When I get a chance to sit down with Maxim, I'm going to ask them to name 38 hotter women this year than Kate Upton. I mean, I know they listed 38 of them in their magazine, but I want them to say it out loud, with a straight face.)

Remember the supremely hot Beach Bunny Swimswear 'Bronze' Bikini photoshoot of Kate Upton we shared with you a few days ago -- I mean, given that it's forever tattooed on your libido matter, you probably do remember. Well, now, here's the behind the scenes video from the photoshoot, and it is equally amazing.

I wish I had grown up to be hottie model video director Yu Tsai instead of just You Suck, you know, as my dad used to yell at me when he watched my Little League games. Enjoy.