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Kate Upton Beach Bunny Beachwear Goodness

By Bill Swift | April 20, 2012 @ 9:12 am

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There's decrying sheer pimping by celebrities, then there's just appreciating the fact that sometimes their pimping ways work out just perfect for us in the gentleman ogling community, such as the case when Kate Upton signed on the promote the shizz out of the Beach Bunny swimswear line using nothing but her smile and that singularly hot and curvy body of hers.

In her April photoshoot for Beach Bunny, even without benefit of flashy bikini and far too much clothing, Kate Upton shows why men hold the young blonde bombshell in such high regard, even as they hold themselves in regards to thoughts of Kate Upton. Enjoy.

CLEAVAGE... DROOL... BOOTY... JUST EPIC

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Kate Upton Brings Her Bikini Boobtastic to Bear for Beach Bunny

By Bill Swift | April 4, 2012 @ 8:51 am

Kate Upton April Beach Bunny Bikini Photoshoot

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Kate Upton has come into our life and literally destroyed us. Turned everything upside down, on its head, arms and legs akimbo, heart racing, body parts number of highly disturbed. She is a force to be reckoned with.

Kate Upton may just be the number one go to swimsuit and lingerie model in the world now, for as much as we don't like superlatives, if our entire fortune was on the line to sell a bikini line, Kate Upton is the girl we want pimping our two pieces. And it seems the good and decent sewing folks at Beach Bunny swimwear feel the same, as they've employed Kate mightily in their latest promotional catalog shoot. And shoot you shall as you behold the body spectacular that is Kate Upton, built in some magical factory somewhere on the peak of Mt. Olympus.

Simply just heavenly. Enjoy.

WHEN WE FIRST MET KATE AT 18, SHE HAD US FOR LIFE

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Kate Upton Swimsuit Pictures Forecast a White Hot Wedding (VIDEO)

By Jon | May 19, 2011 @ 7:26 am

Kate Upton in Lingerie for Beach Bunny Bride

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Well, heck, as long as we're going big time hot time with favorite supermodels d'jour all dolled up in very little but silk and lace, let's talk, or, more appropriately, let's ogle Kate Upton in her Beach Bunny 'Bridal' photoshoot and video. There's very little out there hotter than Kate Upton these days; only the sun and my cousin Guido's Mustang he claims came without a pink slip, but Kate really takes the sextastic cake these days. She's risen from relative unknown to 'it' hot bodied model girl in just a few short months; and much deserved career climbing it is. And while this ridiculously sexy blonde young bombshell savors the benefits of having regular rent money finally, we get to savor delicious ogles of the curves of her body that have helped her pay the bills, as in this bridal themed photoshoot. Now, you know my aversion to all things wedding related (save for drunken bridesmaids), but when these super hot celebs start showing up in white for virtual nuptials, I can't help but imagine the delights of wedding night (or, as my same shifty cousin Guido calls wedding night -- Yo, Joe, this is your last blow -- make of that what you will). Enjoy.

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Kate Upton Jiggles When She Wiggles for Beach Bunny Swimwear (VIDEO)

By Jon | May 10, 2011 @ 10:45 am

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Okay, though a licensed judge of the boobtastic, I am almost forced to recuse myself from the case of Kate Upton and the spectacular jugtacular. I mean, how is one drooling man to bear objective witness to the jiggling and wiggling sensational display put on by this stunning and fast-rising blonde model superstar? I don't want to come to my senses, I want to live in a world where the song, 'The Candy Man Can; plays on endless loop while Kate Upton's thunder pillows hypnotize me into a state of catatonic bliss. Wowzer. I've always wondered how dudes attend these fashion shows and sit in the front row with a straight face, let alone without a program opened discreetly over their midsections. I've never rushed a stage in my life (Boyz II Men '97 summer concert series excluded) but I think security would need to be called quickly were my two feet unshackled and my two hands unrestrained within live eyesight of the bodaciously bouncy Kate Upton. Enjoy.

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Kim Kardashian Beach Bunny Astronaut With Brand Spanking New Abs

By Jon | November 11, 2010 @ 6:35 am

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Hmm, the sexy curvy Kim Kardashian seems to have developed some Situation-type abs in this, granted, hot astrononautical photo in promotion of the Kardashian line of Beach Bunny swimwear (well, technically, there's a Kim Kardashian swimsuit line and a Kourtney Kardashian swimsuit line, but no Khloe Kardashian swimwear. Aw, sad face emoticon.) Well, Photoshopped abs aside, Kim Kardashian remains a sexy celeb that I'd like to jet into space with, say, on a three year mission to Mars, trapped in a tiny space capsule, just the two of us, plus, of course, Kim's publicist, hair stylist, makeup artist, bodyguard, personal assistant, wardrobe consultant, and Kris. Of course, Kris. Meh, think I'll stay on earth and watch the tailors sew yards of spandex around Khloe before they lift her back into the ocean. Enjoy.

Hey, look, it's Kim Kardashian picking out panties for our trip to Mars!

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Candice Swanepoel A Day Keeps the Doctor Away (VIDEO)

By | October 29, 2010 @ 9:29 am

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I am literally being held hostage by Candice Swanepoel hotness. It's got me locked in a lust-filled closet and won't let go. My hands bound by her amazing body, her feet tied together with her sexy boobs and legs, I'm a prisoner of desire. And seeing Candice Swanepoel in motion doesn't help. Here modeling the sexy celeb favorite Beach Bunny swimwear line, with a little behind the scenes look of her photoshoot for the catalog. Wow. If you happen to find me trapped in the closet, please, just walk away and leave me be. Quite content, thank you. Enjoy.

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