Beach Bunny Swimwear

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It’s unclear whether these are functional bikinis for swimming and splashing, or more lingerie type items designed for Nina Agdal to remind some incredibly lucky bastard that he hit the girlfriend jackpot as he watches her slink around the room in these shiny little two piece numbers from Beach Bunny.

Nina Agdal wouldn’t be allowed to wear any clothing if she were my gal, you know, slash Danish indentured servant whose passport mysteriously went missing along with all her cell phones and texting devices. She just looks so damn stellar fine in tiny little bits of bras and panties and thongs and other little bits of material fortunate to be rubbing up against Nina’s lady parts. Oh, to come back as a bikini wedged into Nina Agdal’s waxed areas. That is the reincarnation dream. Enjoy.

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Yara Khmidan might have a confusing sounding name, I think it’s actually abbreviated oddly, but this Ukranian hottie has nothing but talent ready for prime time in the West with a few fashion model breakout shoots and now this Beach Bunny bikini catalog pictorial. Damn, I’ll buy some vowels for this stunning bit of visual wonderment all sultry and alluring in her perfectly fitting two pieces.

I’m not saying I’m prepared to drop everything in my life and run off to the hills with Yara to make many babies but I’m also not saying that. I mean, she does have to say yes, I’m not a brute. Then it’s a life of learning the international language of lust, or at least two years before she learns how to say ‘Are you just going to sit there all weekend and watch sports again?’ before we both decide it’s time to find new mating partners. The circle of life. Enjoy.

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Talk about two champions of the hot body world coming together in an epic sandwich of bikini pimping. Nina Agdal (above) an her body that everybody wants to either sell or to, you know, do other things with. And Irina Shayk, world class sultry babe…

…both working overtime with bodies that won’t quit, can’t quit, and simply won’t ever be fired to push the Beach Bunny swimwear line. I suppose the idea is that you buy a Beach Bunny suit and you will look like either Irina or Nina. I wonder if you get your pick or just have to leave that magical effect up to Mother Nature. Either way, you can’t really go wrong. This is similar to how when I don a Speedo, I look like Michael Phelps, on the inside stoner side mostly I guess. Marketing geniuses at Beach Bunny score another round. Enjoy.

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Beach Bunny marketing geniuses have done it again. Convinced Irina Shayk with cash to take off her clothes and put on their bikinis to pimp big time to the female swimsuit buying world, with a little side benefit for ogling gentleman everywhere.

It’s hard to think of any model that does bikinis better than Irina Shayk, though I do spend my days thinking such deep thoughts. She’s just the embodiment of allure and passion inducement. Sultry, thrilling, and one wicked fine female form. Put me down for a case of your tiniest two-pieces, good merchant. Enjoy.

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Well, you know my general feeling on the lifelong union of wedded matrimony. But a girl like Danish Delight Nina Agdal flashing her Beach Bunny bridal bikini looks, it’s enough to make a man ponder settling down. Because there’s hardly any settling going on here. Sure, someday, Nina may decide she wants more space or for you to understand where she’s coming from, or, god forbid, to sit down and ‘talk’, eesh.

But even if you get a couple years or ten minutes of newlywed type fun time activities, it’s worth the follow-up trip down Satan’s gangplank. I think so. Yes, consider this an endorsement for marriage. To Nina Agdal more specifically. Enjoy.

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How much Danish Delight Nina Agdal in a skimpy bikini can one man take? Well, if I’m the man, I’m requesting an endless supply until only my little toes are left to tremble. This girl just knocks these catalog shoots over the fence, out of the park, and somewhere into orbit. Kind of mixed baseball and space metaphors to highlight the hotness of Nina.

I don’t know much about Beach Bunny swimwear, but they’re obviously smart enough to know what sells bikinis. Who checks the thread counts? The ladies all want (hope, desire, and dream) of looking like Nina in those tiny two pieces at the beach and pool. Who can blame them? Not the man here with the trembling little toe. Enjoy.