Beach Bunny Swimwear Posts:

Nina Agdal and Irina Shayk Double Down Bikini Time for Beach Bunny

Talk about two champions of the hot body world coming together in an epic sandwich of bikini pimping. Nina Agdal (above) an her body that everybody wants to either sell or to, you know, do other things with. And Irina Shayk, world class sultry babe...

...both working overtime with bodies that won't quit, can't quit, and simply won't ever be fired to push the Beach Bunny swimwear line. I suppose the idea is that you buy a Beach Bunny suit and you will look like either Irina or Nina. I wonder if you get your pick or just have to leave that magical effect up to Mother Nature. Either way, you can't really go wrong. This is similar to how when I don a Speedo, I look like Michael Phelps, on the inside stoner side mostly I guess. Marketing geniuses at Beach Bunny score another round. Enjoy.

Irina Shayk Bikini Pimping Hardcore for Beach Bunny

Beach Bunny marketing geniuses have done it again. Convinced Irina Shayk with cash to take off her clothes and put on their bikinis to pimp big time to the female swimsuit buying world, with a little side benefit for ogling gentleman everywhere.

It's hard to think of any model that does bikinis better than Irina Shayk, though I do spend my days thinking such deep thoughts. She's just the embodiment of allure and passion inducement. Sultry, thrilling, and one wicked fine female form. Put me down for a case of your tiniest two-pieces, good merchant. Enjoy.

More More More Nina Agdal Bikini Pictures For Beach Bunny Pimping Hotness

How much Danish Delight Nina Agdal in a skimpy bikini can one man take? Well, if I'm the man, I'm requesting an endless supply until only my little toes are left to tremble. This girl just knocks these catalog shoots over the fence, out of the park, and somewhere into orbit. Kind of mixed baseball and space metaphors to highlight the hotness of Nina.

I don't know much about Beach Bunny swimwear, but they're obviously smart enough to know what sells bikinis. Who checks the thread counts? The ladies all want (hope, desire, and dream) of looking like Nina in those tiny two pieces at the beach and pool. Who can blame them? Not the man here with the trembling little toe. Enjoy.

Nina Agdal Bikini Perfection for Beach Bunny

Our Danish Delight simply can't be stopped when it comes to booking her body for bikini and lingerie gigs. Nina Agdal would be my go to for such a shoot, or just to share the opposite end of a string of spaghetti with until we slurped our way to the middle of the noodle for a kiss. Corny? Maybe. But such are the feelings of romantic to borderline perverted obsession with such a sextastic model who shows off her front side, backside, and all the good sides in between in her new Beach Bunny catalog shoot.

Ever since the day we met Nina Agdal, life has become that much more cheery. A good woman will do that for you, forsake her not. In the least, never stop leering. Enjoy.

Carmen Ortega Bikini Pictures Purple with Passion Inducing Curves

I've decided not to get to the bottom of this supposed scandal involving Carmen Ortega and LeBron James getting jiggy with it. It just seems like too much work and something too close to real journalism. Yuck. I'd rather just continue my policy of gawking at the ridiculously fine and soft luscious female form of Carmen Ortega in her various revealing wardrobe incarnations.

In her latest work, Carmen and her never-ending body of happiness were promoting bikinis by the good folks at Beach Bunny, who love to put a little bling into their two piece designs, I suppose in case you're stranded in a foreign locale and you need a little universal currency to get yourself rescued. As if just having a bodacious body like Carmen Ortega wouldn't be enough of a universal currency. But nothing wrong with a little gold too.

Carmen Ortega, you make me a very happy man, well, happy to be a man. Enjoy.

Irina Shayk Crazy Sextastic Bikini Pimping for Beach Bunny

That ever so simple formula again. Get Irina Shayk to model your bikinis. Sell your bikinis. The good two piece swimsuit selling folks at Beach Bunny figured this out a long time ago. Put the sultry sextastic Russian model in your little things, get her all tan and air blown by the way, and let her do her thing. Or, more aptly, let the people leering at her do their thing.

Irina Shayk is so hot if she were your aunt and she sent you socks every year for Christmas, she'd still be your favorite aunt by a mile. That's the raw power of just looking ridiculously hot. Enjoy.

Chrissy Teigen Wedding Bell Bikinis for Beach Bunny

Anything Chrissy Teigen I'm completely down with. I could watch Chrissy Teigen spooning melted chocolate into her mouth and be a happy man. In fact, I'd pay a little for that scene. But could I be so much of a Chrissy Teigen fan that I could even delight in a view of her pimping my most feared social rite of marriage? Oh, man, that is such a close call.

Chrissy is the latest in the line of super sextastic women to don the wedding bikini look for Beach Bunny swimwear. I'm not exactly sure what the sales angle is here, that women will see these bikinis and imagine wearing them on their honeymoon, or more practically perhaps imagine if they look like Chrissy Teigen they will have absolutely no trouble finding a husband. I can't really get into the mind of women, it's a minefield no man can maneuver. Suffice it to say, Chrissy Teigen makes the idea of taking a bride far more appealing. Enjoy.