Bangerz

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I’ll be the first to admit, I’m not exactly sure what I’m looking at in terms of Miley Cyrus sucking her orange body suit up into her lady cavity down Rio way on her Bangerz tour. There’s a little bit of shadow and stage lighting effect that makes it seem like Miley’s gone completely cooch hungry and showing off in Brazil where such things are considered more artistic and perhaps less illegal than here in the States. Suffice it to say, I think this goes beyond anything Jim Morrison got busted for during his drugged up public exhibitions.

Miley really is owning the globe now with her mini circus show and her revealing costumes and pre-fabbed songs and running around the stage showing off her every part. It’d be easy to mock it, but it’s been wildly successful. So I guess you can still mock it and Miley can still not care because she takes home a piece. And shows off many pieces on stage. And everybody there seems to be reveling in her silly excess, so, I say, no harm, no foul. Though I would like a better diagnosis on what I’m seeing in this photo. Enjoy.

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Miley Cyrus continued to delight the world with her sexy antics at a show at the Ziggo Dome in Amsterdam. Any artist can wear scantily clad clothing. But Miley takes it to another level. Would most artists pretend to masturbate with a giant inflatable banana? I don’t think so. Would other singers have the cojones to wear a black body suit so tight that it creates camel toe that can be seen from outer space? No. Or how about something as simple as dressing up like the scantily clad granddaughter of Uncle Sam? Absolutely not. What’s great about Miley, besides the fact that she’s seriously hot, is that she gives zero F’s. Not an F has been given on her Bangerz tour. She just sings her songs and writhes around in skimpy outfits simulating masturbation. You go, Hannah Montana!

I wanted to get tickets for the Bangerz tour when she came to town but they sold out quickly. My wife likes her music and I could see her bare butt in a variety of outfits. Win win.

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Oh, Miley Cyrus. Will you ever cease to amaze us with your super sexy onstage antics? Let’s hope not. Miley was in a particularly provocative mood at a recent show in Madrid. She did her usual set of spreading her legs while rolling around on various set pieces. But she also took the time to pull her bottoms up her booty crack so that her adoring fans a better view of the entirety of her butt cheeks. You got to give it to Miley, she commits. The body suits she wears are extremely tight. So, naturally there is some serious camel toe action happening. But it’s OK, because it’s all part of the show. She should sell t-shirts at the merch table emblazoned with her camel toe. It could be the emblem for her next tour. Miley Cyrus’ Camel Toe Tour, or something like that.

I’m not a concert promoter but I bet her crowds quadruple if she takes my suggestion to heart. Keep doing what you’re doing Miley and we’ll keep on watching

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The incomparable Miley Cyrus once again made her daddy Billy Ray proud by repeatedly grabbing her crotch during a Bangerz tour stop in Milan. The scantily clad Miley pretended to flick the bean while writhing around on various set pieces. This was accompanied by a lot of her showing her lovely twerk machine. At one pint she even pulled the thin piece of fabric that separates her cheeks completely up her crack so that the audience could see the entirety of her booty. Say what you want about Miley Cyrus, she knows how to give her fans their money’s worth. People give Miley a lot of crap but I don’t see what the big deal is. If a young woman of her own free will wants to wear scandalous outfits and pretend to masturbate who am I to stop her? This is America after all. Isn’t Miley’s right to prance around in glittery unitards exactly what feminism has been fighting for all these years.

I couldn’t get tickets to Miley’s show when she came to town because they sold out in seconds. I have to content myself with seeing her fake rub one out in picture form. Sigh.

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Well, Miley Cyrus seems to be back to full health and exhibitionist status. After an extended recuperative stay in the hospital, Miley is back where she belongs, wagging her booty and exposing her crotch on stage to young girls and their mums who line up in droves to catch Miley in concert. Popular is popular and you can’t take that away from Miley, though you could probably take away her clothes and she’d still be happy.

It’s easy to mock Miley for her moves and raunchy acts, it takes more of an Egotastic man to be thankful for Miley pushing the envelope and forcing other pop divas to follow suit. Miley is making this world a much better place for us in the leering set. For that, I say thanks. And, enjoy.