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Miley Cyrus Sexy Performance at Ziggo Dome in Amsterdam

Miley Cyrus continued to delight the world with her sexy antics at a show at the Ziggo Dome in Amsterdam. Any artist can wear scantily clad clothing. But Miley takes it to another level. Would most artists pretend to masturbate with a giant inflatable banana? I don't think so. Would other singers have the cojones to wear a black body suit so tight that it creates camel toe that can be seen from outer space? No. Or how about something as simple as dressing up like the scantily clad granddaughter of Uncle Sam? Absolutely not. What's great about Miley, besides the fact that she's seriously hot, is that she gives zero F's. Not an F has been given on her Bangerz tour. She just sings her songs and writhes around in skimpy outfits simulating masturbation. You go, Hannah Montana!

I wanted to get tickets for the Bangerz tour when she came to town but they sold out quickly. My wife likes her music and I could see her bare butt in a variety of outfits. Win win.

Miley Cyrus Does It Again On Her Bangerz Tour

Oh, Miley Cyrus. Will you ever cease to amaze us with your super sexy onstage antics? Let's hope not. Miley was in a particularly provocative mood at a recent show in Madrid. She did her usual set of spreading her legs while rolling around on various set pieces. But she also took the time to pull her bottoms up her booty crack so that her adoring fans a better view of the entirety of her butt cheeks. You got to give it to Miley, she commits. The body suits she wears are extremely tight. So, naturally there is some serious camel toe action happening. But it's OK, because it's all part of the show. She should sell t-shirts at the merch table emblazoned with her camel toe. It could be the emblem for her next tour. Miley Cyrus' Camel Toe Tour, or something like that.

I'm not a concert promoter but I bet her crowds quadruple if she takes my suggestion to heart. Keep doing what you're doing Miley and we'll keep on watching

Miley Cyrus Grabs Crotch During Bangerz Tour Stop in Milan

The incomparable Miley Cyrus once again made her daddy Billy Ray proud by repeatedly grabbing her crotch during a Bangerz tour stop in Milan. The scantily clad Miley pretended to flick the bean while writhing around on various set pieces. This was accompanied by a lot of her showing her lovely twerk machine. At one pint she even pulled the thin piece of fabric that separates her cheeks completely up her crack so that the audience could see the entirety of her booty. Say what you want about Miley Cyrus, she knows how to give her fans their money's worth. People give Miley a lot of crap but I don't see what the big deal is. If a young woman of her own free will wants to wear scandalous outfits and pretend to masturbate who am I to stop her? This is America after all. Isn't Miley's right to prance around in glittery unitards exactly what feminism has been fighting for all these years.

I couldn't get tickets to Miley's show when she came to town because they sold out in seconds. I have to content myself with seeing her fake rub one out in picture form. Sigh.

Miley Cyrus Butt Banging and Crotch Showing Tour Continues in England

Well, Miley Cyrus seems to be back to full health and exhibitionist status. After an extended recuperative stay in the hospital, Miley is back where she belongs, wagging her booty and exposing her crotch on stage to young girls and their mums who line up in droves to catch Miley in concert. Popular is popular and you can't take that away from Miley, though you could probably take away her clothes and she'd still be happy.

It's easy to mock Miley for her moves and raunchy acts, it takes more of an Egotastic man to be thankful for Miley pushing the envelope and forcing other pop divas to follow suit. Miley is making this world a much better place for us in the leering set. For that, I say thanks. And, enjoy.

Miley Cyrus in a Thong Bodysuit for Her Bangerz Tour

Miley Cyrus is known for her provocative stage shows and these outfits are a big part of that. Miley is a pretty hot girl and it is hard to choose which one of her many attributes is the best. I've got to say I'm all about her bodacious booty. It's no coincidence that she's famous for twerking. These thong bodysuits were specially designed to show off her lovely posterior. They reveal just the right amount of cheek to crack ratio to make it sexy but not indecent. Miley's butt is firm with just enough wiggle to keep it interesting. I am a big fan and I think seeing that beautiful booty in person is more than worth the price of a ticket to her Bangerz tour.

It's a shame that for all those years when she was a squeaky clean teen star we didn't get to see her behind. Luckily, she's making up for lost time.

Miley Cyrus G-Rated Bangerz Tour Rides Through Vegas

Hmm. I'm going to go ahead and say that the Miley Cyrus Bangerz tour may not be what they call an all-audience bit of entertainment. Granted, the shows are packed with impressionable young teens, who I suppose are learning where babies come from without the need for awkward conversations with their parents. Bangerz is sort of a public service in that regard.

Miley continued her bending and preening and self-poking on stage in Las Vegas, a city that actually seems suited to contain her particular stagecraft. Miley has obviously added some technical elements to her program to get attention and outrage, not necessarily in that order. But, smart girl, that all sells tickets, which I believe might be an even higher order goal than that public service bit. It's hard to criticize success. So, I'll just stare along with everyone else. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Thrusts, Jiggles, and Twerks During Her L.A. Concert Stops

You know it's going to be big when the talk of the town pop star brings her act to Los Angeles. All the celebrities came out to be part of the media sensation of the Miley Cyrus Bangerz tour. It's sort of taken the place of Lakers games as the place to be seen. You might say Staples Center hasn't seen this much fouling since Kobe took his leave. But that's a horrible horrible joke.

I'll say this for Miley Cyrus, she answers all the people who will say 'just ignore her' by making herself impossible to ignore. You can love it or not, and her music, egads, but Miley is not only taking theatrical stage adult play to a whole new level, she's backing up her near sex-on-stage routines by actually taking her clothes off in magazines. This separates her from a number of other pop divas who tease for the money. So, I applaud Miley, and I will in fact stare at her twerking arse in all her silly costumes. Because I respect the art, err, whatever that is. Enjoy.

Here's a 30-second concert documentary I made for Bangerz, expressing my deep feelings: