Egotastic
Just being honest. The Aussie model has a derriere upon which I would like to eat my Jimmy Dean sausage links each morning. A booty for which I would build altar made entirely of ice then watch it slowly melt onto its own hotness. A dumper onto which my hands would be placed 24x7 to ensure that no cheek ever be left unattended for any amount of time. Yes, it's a truly regal seat that Sophie Turner put on display in Heathrow Airport yesterday as tons of British men were treated to views of the criminally intense asstastic of the Down Under babe.
Every now and then people will accuse me of being an ass-man. Or maybe I'm misunderstanding them and they're just calling me an 'ass'. Both are quite true. And for Sophie's curvaceous bum, I'd take any name calling. It's truly inspiring. Enjoy.
Sophie Christina Butt-Dropped Whooty By Indignant Egotastic! Reader
Here's the thing about booties. Do not cross people when it comes to their favorites. Lesson learned.
No sooner did we post the winner of Miss BumBum contest from Rio this morning than the letters came pouring in about how 'dat ass' wasn't nearly the best big badonkadonk around. Turns out, many dudes love big cheek and they are truly committed to their favorite bottoms.
We can't show you all the outrage, because quite frankly by angry letter number three, we tune out, as it reminds us to much of the letters our mom used to write us from prison, but, thanks to EgoReader 'Devon', we did take note of rather noteworthy Sophie Christina, a bootylicious Canuckian model of French and Grecian persuasion. And 'dat ass', featured in Curvehouse magazine, oh, mother of all things big and juicy, so juicy that the damn word 'juicy' is tattooed on the cheek itself. We didn't even notice her covered topless bodaciousness for several minutes. That's the power of the booty by golly. Enjoy.
KARISSA SHANNON HAS A WHOOTY WE'VE ALWAYS DESIRED