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Petra Benova Bikini Pictures Reveal the Real Slovakian Asstastic

Just a month ago we first fell in lust with the bottomside of Euro-model Petra Benova on the beaches of Miami. I do not expect today's cheeky offering to lessen those feelings of booty-wanderlust.

The Slovakian hottie pranced and strutted her petite finery body about the beach in a bikini that fit her just perfectly. Well, not as perfect as if it had fallen off, but as nearly fine a a woman can look while still wearing clothes for the sake of public modesty. While we will never forsake the South Florida killer tush of Claudia Romani, Petra certainly gives her a run for her money. A test of butt bongo might have to be the ultimate decider. Enjoy.

Claudia Romani Bikini Pictures Reveal the Watermelon Clad Killer Tush!

Holy lucky days. You already know we plan on courting, engaging, and ultimately marrying the beautiful behind of Italian model turned Miami Beach visual delight, Claudia Romani. We're going to take that booty on a honeymoon it won't soon forget, save for the chaffing it will likely suffer at the hands, and other instruments, of our deep and unwavering lust.

Claudia hit the beach in South Florida in a watermelon colored bikini that combined our deep desire for the sextastic model with our innate love of all things sweet and fruity, creating a perfect storm of hotness that I'm not sure whether I want to defile or consume genteelly on a picnic. I think I'll choose both.

Claudia Romani, I must have your butt!  Enjoy.

Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Asstastic Makes Me Want to Draw a Painting or Write a Poem or Something

It's really just getting completely out of control. Jennifer Nicole Lee, the BBW turned fitness guru who has consistently worked one particular muscle in our body, continues her reign of motherly bikini  excellence with a public display of asstastic of wet and epic proportions.

Sometimes, I look at Jennifer Nicole Lee's suntanned moist perfect mom-bottom and I feel millions and millions of years of male evolution rushing toward me like an out of control freight train destined for Hot Ass Town. It's really just like that.

Hot mom? Check. Tight body? Check. Thong? Check. Sun and water? Check. We are good to go for takeoff. Enjoy.

An Ode to Jennifer Nicole Lee Hot Mommy Asstastic (40 Photos of Our Favorite JNL Butt Shots!)

My shrink, the inimitable Dr. Shoemacher P. Jones, says that denying an urge only makes it grow and that you have to face your obsessions head on, lest they secretly consume you. So, what the heck, I'm taking a plunge today right into the amazing bottomside of Jennifer Nicole Lee by sharing a gallery of some of our most sextastic asstastic moments spent with the BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru.

Jennifer has near-on perfected the bikini butt in the sun reveal; tanned, oiled, ready for hot mommy exhibition. So, rather than shrink from my lust-lorn fanaticism for all things JNL booty related, I'm diving deeper and deeper into her seat cleavage, a journey from whence I may never return, and, quite frankly, I care not. Enjoy.

Minka Kelly in Yoga Pants Makes Minka Far More Watchable, Not to Mention Asstastic

I'm afraid that Minka Kelly currently resides on our Top Ten Most Boring Celebrities list. Now, she may be a wild danger child behind closed doors, but in terms of public visuals, it truly is recurring set of some of the most mundane activities on the planet. But, let us give thanks once more for yoga pants, those thin stretchy leggings than now pass for actual pants, when pulled up tight on hotties like Minka, oh, they turn into something truly special.

Can a girl with a juicy bum in yoga pants ever be boring? We could equivocate and debate, but the short answer is 'no'. Enjoy.

Ay Cubana! Vida Guerra Has Her Asstastic Working Overtime in Skin Tight Jeans

We really have missed Cuban born model Vida Guerra and her award winning asstastic (yep, she's actually won awards for those two scoops of bottom wonderments). We rarely see the sultry brunette roaming about these days in her fun time bodily exhibitions, so quite the pleasant surprise when we spotted her in skin tight jeans in Hollywood, flashing her twin canned goodness, with one of the finest badonkadonks in the land still delivering the good at thirty-eight years of age.

There's some magic in a most magnificent keester; a bit of hind side delight that does not easily fade into the distance. And while we get major stimulating type feelings watching Vida Guerra walk away, we never want her to ever go away. Enjoy.

Jennifer Nicole Lee Takes Sweaty Tights to Sextastic New Heights

You know of our blind lust for all things Jennifer Nicole Lee related. The BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru has helped to teach us that motherhood is just another step on the hotness road of excellent visuals. And now you can add the emphasis of white tights for the ever-sweating, ever-exhibitionist hot mama, as she took to a park in South Beach to get her work-out on in a pair of skin tight leggings certain to be seen from miles with the help of the midday sun.

When you're willing to put your full moon in stark white, you're going to capture eyeballs. Including our own here today, some very happy eyeballs. Enjoy.

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