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An Ode to Jennifer Nicole Lee Hot Mommy Asstastic (40 Photos of Our Favorite JNL Butt Shots!)

By Bill Swift | January 29, 2013 @ 8:31 am

Jennifer Nicole Lee’s 40 Best Asstastic Shots

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My shrink, the inimitable Dr. Shoemacher P. Jones, says that denying an urge only makes it grow and that you have to face your obsessions head on, lest they secretly consume you. So, what the heck, I'm taking a plunge today right into the amazing bottomside of Jennifer Nicole Lee by sharing a gallery of some of our most sextastic asstastic moments spent with the BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru.

Jennifer has near-on perfected the bikini butt in the sun reveal; tanned, oiled, ready for hot mommy exhibition. So, rather than shrink from my lust-lorn fanaticism for all things JNL booty related, I'm diving deeper and deeper into her seat cleavage, a journey from whence I may never return, and, quite frankly, I care not. Enjoy.

Minka Kelly in Yoga Pants Makes Minka Far More Watchable, Not to Mention Asstastic

By Bill Swift | January 21, 2013 @ 12:41 pm

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Minka Kelly Juicy Bums in Workout Gear in West Hollywood

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I'm afraid that Minka Kelly currently resides on our Top Ten Most Boring Celebrities list. Now, she may be a wild danger child behind closed doors, but in terms of public visuals, it truly is recurring set of some of the most mundane activities on the planet. But, let us give thanks once more for yoga pants, those thin stretchy leggings than now pass for actual pants, when pulled up tight on hotties like Minka, oh, they turn into something truly special.

Can a girl with a juicy bum in yoga pants ever be boring? We could equivocate and debate, but the short answer is 'no'. Enjoy.

MINKA KELLY HAD A SWEET, IF NOT SHORT RUN ON CHARLIE'S ANGELS REBOOT

Minka Kelly on the Set of Charlie's Angels in Miami

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Ay Cubana! Vida Guerra Has Her Asstastic Working Overtime in Skin Tight Jeans

By Bill Swift | January 10, 2013 @ 9:07 am

Vida Guerra Assets in Skin Tight Jeans in Hollywood

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Vida Guerra Nekkid

Amateur nekkid photos of Vida made our day, month, year! 26 Photos »

We really have missed Cuban born model Vida Guerra and her award winning asstastic (yep, she's actually won awards for those two scoops of bottom wonderments). We rarely see the sultry brunette roaming about these days in her fun time bodily exhibitions, so quite the pleasant surprise when we spotted her in skin tight jeans in Hollywood, flashing her twin canned goodness, with one of the finest badonkadonks in the land still delivering the good at thirty-eight years of age.

There's some magic in a most magnificent keester; a bit of hind side delight that does not easily fade into the distance. And while we get major stimulating type feelings watching Vida Guerra walk away, we never want her to ever go away. Enjoy.

Jennifer Nicole Lee Takes Sweaty Tights to Sextastic New Heights

By Bill Swift | January 3, 2013 @ 11:24 am

Jennifer Nicole Lee Works Out in Tights at South Beach Park

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You know of our blind lust for all things Jennifer Nicole Lee related. The BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru has helped to teach us that motherhood is just another step on the hotness road of excellent visuals. And now you can add the emphasis of white tights for the ever-sweating, ever-exhibitionist hot mama, as she took to a park in South Beach to get her work-out on in a pair of skin tight leggings certain to be seen from miles with the help of the midday sun.

When you're willing to put your full moon in stark white, you're going to capture eyeballs. Including our own here today, some very happy eyeballs. Enjoy.

JENNIFER HAS ALREADY BROUGHT BACK THE FINE ART OF CHICK-SKATING

Jennifer Nicole Lee Rollerblades in a Pink String Bikini in Miami

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Coco Goes Curvaceous for ‘Peepshow’ in Sin City

By Bill Swift | December 18, 2012 @ 9:58 am

Coco Austin Performs in the 'Peepshow' at Planet Hollywood in Vegas

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Back when I was a young man, in the 1920's or so, shows in Vegas used to be topless. I mean, that's why dudes went to Vegas, to gamble and see topless women parading around on stage, or off-stage if you could afford the private time shows. And while topless stage shows have gone the way of modern concessions to family vacation travel in Sin City, there are still a few odes to the past that are worth noting, as in, the 'Peepshow' at Planet Hollywood, pumped up to the hour-glass degree with the guest appearance of our friend Coco, who brought her round-all over form into the tiny costume and on-stage for the revue.

Now, old school Vegas may be dead and buried with the bodies out in the desert, but girls with big bosoms and booties shaking their built-for-partying bodies on stage under the lights? That will never ever go away. Enjoy.

COCO KNOWS HOW TO TURN IT ON WHEN THE LIGHTS GO ON

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Claudia Galanti Bikini Pictures Take Us to Asstastic Heaven

By Bill Swift | December 18, 2012 @ 8:30 am

Claudia Galanti Shows Off Her Green Thong Bikini in Miami

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If the end truly is coming on 12/21/12, then I think I'd like to go out of this world betwixt the firm bikini cheeks of Claudia Galanti, the Paraguayan MILF model who calls Miami Beach her winter vacation home, and who puts on such a display of oceanside body hotness, that even the senior citizen male denizen of the area find themselves feeling 'with vigor' again. Such is the power of the asstastic.

In her latest round of two-piece flashing of her sweet tanned pieces, Claudia brought out the green thong to remind every ogling gentleman in the area that but a thin inch of material lay between their optical nerves and a glimpse into Latina heaven. It's a tease, but the kind of tease we can appreciate, as soon as we regain consciousness. Enjoy.

CLAUDIA'S NIPPLE SLIP FROM LAST YEAR LEFT US ERECTING A SAND CASTLE

Claudia Galanti Bikini Nipple Slip in Miami

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Amanda Pizziconi Nekkid for Treats! in Poolside Sultry Photos by Brett Ratner

By Bill Swift | December 11, 2012 @ 1:05 pm

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Amanda Pizziconi Topless in a Pool by Brett Ratner for Treats! Magazine

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I guess once you direct an X-Men movie and other blockbuster films, you get to move on to the only grander accomplishment, photographing hot nekkid models, as Brett Ratner does in the upcoming edition of Treats! magazine. Now, while I definitely had some comments on certain aspects of X-Men Last Stand, I have far less critical comments, and far more positive things to say about Brett's capturing of the sextastic parts of sultry hot model Amanda Pizziconi.

I think I have a weak spot for Amanda both for her wicked hot female form, and for the fact that she sounds like three different girls I got lucky with as a teen (and, by lucky, I mean, I wasn't slapped in the face or kicked in the nuts). And, kudos to Mr. Ratner for some exquisite photos. Enjoy.

Asstastic Posts:

An Ode to Jennifer Nicole Lee Hot Mommy Asstastic (40 Photos of Our Favorite JNL Butt Shots!)

Minka Kelly in Yoga Pants Makes Minka Far More Watchable, Not to Mention Asstastic

MINKA KELLY HAD A SWEET, IF NOT SHORT RUN ON CHARLIE'S ANGELS REBOOT

Ay Cubana! Vida Guerra Has Her Asstastic Working Overtime in Skin Tight Jeans

Jennifer Nicole Lee Takes Sweaty Tights to Sextastic New Heights

JENNIFER HAS ALREADY BROUGHT BACK THE FINE ART OF CHICK-SKATING

Coco Goes Curvaceous for ‘Peepshow’ in Sin City

COCO KNOWS HOW TO TURN IT ON WHEN THE LIGHTS GO ON

Claudia Galanti Bikini Pictures Take Us to Asstastic Heaven

CLAUDIA'S NIPPLE SLIP FROM LAST YEAR LEFT US ERECTING A SAND CASTLE

Amanda Pizziconi Nekkid for Treats! in Poolside Sultry Photos by Brett Ratner

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