Holy lucky days. You already know we plan on courting, engaging, and ultimately marrying the beautiful behind of Italian model turned Miami Beach visual delight, Claudia Romani. We're going to take that booty on a honeymoon it won't soon forget, save for the chaffing it will likely suffer at the hands, and other instruments, of our deep and unwavering lust.
Claudia hit the beach in South Florida in a watermelon colored bikini that combined our deep desire for the sextastic model with our innate love of all things sweet and fruity, creating a perfect storm of hotness that I'm not sure whether I want to defile or consume genteelly on a picnic. I think I'll choose both.
Claudia Romani, I must have your butt! Enjoy.
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Petra Benova Bikini Pictures Reveal the Real Slovakian Asstastic
Just a month ago we first fell in lust with the bottomside of Euro-model Petra Benova on the beaches of Miami. I do not expect today's cheeky offering to lessen those feelings of booty-wanderlust.
The Slovakian hottie pranced and strutted her petite finery body about the beach in a bikini that fit her just perfectly. Well, not as perfect as if it had fallen off, but as nearly fine a a woman can look while still wearing clothes for the sake of public modesty. While we will never forsake the South Florida killer tush of Claudia Romani, Petra certainly gives her a run for her money. A test of butt bongo might have to be the ultimate decider. Enjoy.