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That’s Isla Fisher’s Butt. She’s Also Covered Topless On Her Latest Film Set

We do so dig Isla Fisher. Naughty minxy kind of Scottish-Aussie-Euro mix of curvy grown up goodness. So when we heard she was in a bikini in the water filming for a new Elmore Leonard-based movie in Florida, we knew we'd get to see something quite nice. And we did. Most notably Isla's wet bikini bottom being plucked out of the water, before the production assistants could cover her in towels. And another nice shot of Isla sunbathing face down without her top on.

Jennifer Aniston is also in this movie, so you know there will be pokies. But the chance to see Isla's wet bandonkadonk, makes us already eager to see this future film. Enjoy.

Claudia Romani Flashes Her Bare Killer Tush! We’re Already Dead

Oh, well, now you can laugh at all the candles we light in prayer here at the office, but once in a while, okay, maybe just 2.7% of the time, one of these heavenly pleas comes to fruition, as today when Claudia Romani, our deeply belusted Italian model honey, flashed her bare butt cheeks beneath a short skirt off the beach in Miami. And those aren't just any butt cheeks, those are the seat cushions of a booty goddess. Oh, my goodness. I've looked a hundred times now and I'm just getting started.

If you're ogling Claudia's peekaboo cheek show and not feeling your hands instinctively squeezing, then you're simply not looking properly. Trust me, I've just ruined my banana nut muffin here in my right hand. And, no, that's not code, it was a banana nut muffin, just $18 at Starbucks. Enjoy.

Petra Benova Bikini Pictures Reveal the Real Slovakian Asstastic

Just a month ago we first fell in lust with the bottomside of Euro-model Petra Benova on the beaches of Miami. I do not expect today's cheeky offering to lessen those feelings of booty-wanderlust.

The Slovakian hottie pranced and strutted her petite finery body about the beach in a bikini that fit her just perfectly. Well, not as perfect as if it had fallen off, but as nearly fine a a woman can look while still wearing clothes for the sake of public modesty. While we will never forsake the South Florida killer tush of Claudia Romani, Petra certainly gives her a run for her money. A test of butt bongo might have to be the ultimate decider. Enjoy.

Claudia Romani Bikini Pictures Reveal the Watermelon Clad Killer Tush!

Holy lucky days. You already know we plan on courting, engaging, and ultimately marrying the beautiful behind of Italian model turned Miami Beach visual delight, Claudia Romani. We're going to take that booty on a honeymoon it won't soon forget, save for the chaffing it will likely suffer at the hands, and other instruments, of our deep and unwavering lust.

Claudia hit the beach in South Florida in a watermelon colored bikini that combined our deep desire for the sextastic model with our innate love of all things sweet and fruity, creating a perfect storm of hotness that I'm not sure whether I want to defile or consume genteelly on a picnic. I think I'll choose both.

Claudia Romani, I must have your butt!  Enjoy.

Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Asstastic Makes Me Want to Draw a Painting or Write a Poem or Something

It's really just getting completely out of control. Jennifer Nicole Lee, the BBW turned fitness guru who has consistently worked one particular muscle in our body, continues her reign of motherly bikini  excellence with a public display of asstastic of wet and epic proportions.

Sometimes, I look at Jennifer Nicole Lee's suntanned moist perfect mom-bottom and I feel millions and millions of years of male evolution rushing toward me like an out of control freight train destined for Hot Ass Town. It's really just like that.

Hot mom? Check. Tight body? Check. Thong? Check. Sun and water? Check. We are good to go for takeoff. Enjoy.

An Ode to Jennifer Nicole Lee Hot Mommy Asstastic (40 Photos of Our Favorite JNL Butt Shots!)

My shrink, the inimitable Dr. Shoemacher P. Jones, says that denying an urge only makes it grow and that you have to face your obsessions head on, lest they secretly consume you. So, what the heck, I'm taking a plunge today right into the amazing bottomside of Jennifer Nicole Lee by sharing a gallery of some of our most sextastic asstastic moments spent with the BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru.

Jennifer has near-on perfected the bikini butt in the sun reveal; tanned, oiled, ready for hot mommy exhibition. So, rather than shrink from my lust-lorn fanaticism for all things JNL booty related, I'm diving deeper and deeper into her seat cleavage, a journey from whence I may never return, and, quite frankly, I care not. Enjoy.

Minka Kelly in Yoga Pants Makes Minka Far More Watchable, Not to Mention Asstastic

I'm afraid that Minka Kelly currently resides on our Top Ten Most Boring Celebrities list. Now, she may be a wild danger child behind closed doors, but in terms of public visuals, it truly is recurring set of some of the most mundane activities on the planet. But, let us give thanks once more for yoga pants, those thin stretchy leggings than now pass for actual pants, when pulled up tight on hotties like Minka, oh, they turn into something truly special.

Can a girl with a juicy bum in yoga pants ever be boring? We could equivocate and debate, but the short answer is 'no'. Enjoy.

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