Oh, well, now you can laugh at all the candles we light in prayer here at the office, but once in a while, okay, maybe just 2.7% of the time, one of these heavenly pleas comes to fruition, as today when Claudia Romani, our deeply belusted Italian model honey, flashed her bare butt cheeks beneath a short skirt off the beach in Miami. And those aren't just any butt cheeks, those are the seat cushions of a booty goddess. Oh, my goodness. I've looked a hundred times now and I'm just getting started.
If you're ogling Claudia's peekaboo cheek show and not feeling your hands instinctively squeezing, then you're simply not looking properly. Trust me, I've just ruined my banana nut muffin here in my right hand. And, no, that's not code, it was a banana nut muffin, just $18 at Starbucks. Enjoy.
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That’s Isla Fisher’s Butt. She’s Also Covered Topless On Her Latest Film Set
We do so dig Isla Fisher. Naughty minxy kind of Scottish-Aussie-Euro mix of curvy grown up goodness. So when we heard she was in a bikini in the water filming for a new Elmore Leonard-based movie in Florida, we knew we'd get to see something quite nice. And we did. Most notably Isla's wet bikini bottom being plucked out of the water, before the production assistants could cover her in towels. And another nice shot of Isla sunbathing face down without her top on.
Jennifer Aniston is also in this movie, so you know there will be pokies. But the chance to see Isla's wet bandonkadonk, makes us already eager to see this future film. Enjoy.
EVER PROPER, BUT ALSO EVER HOT, ISLA FISHER CLEAVAGE ALWAYS WINS