Egotastic
You know Maria Menounos could wear a burqa wrapped in a winter jacket, encased in a mummy's rotting bandages and we'd still find the incredibly irresistible urge to make love to her entire body, right down to the little toe (oh, the passion we would release thereabouts). But when Maria shimmies into one of her tight dresses on the set of Extra, well, the mind swirls with happy thoughts almost impossible to contain. Our cups runneth over.
Now, I know the tradition is that wearing green keeps you safe from the St. Patrick's Day pinches of teasing schoolboys and lascivious older men, but I believe if St. Patrick were alive today, even he would be tempted to do a little slap and tickle on Maria's emerald covered asstastic. Enjoy.
Jennifer Nicole Lee Works Her Booty in Beverly Hills
Don't you know, our favorite BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru, Jennifer Nicole Lee likes to workout, and train hard, and do so in public so you can see her hot mommy bottom and wish you had it for yourself. That goes for men-wishing they had a grasp and women-wishing they had the same shape.
And Jennifer takes her show on the road. From Miami to Beverly Hills today where the finely tuned mother created a spectacle of the ogling kind by bending, stretching, and working her body to the fullest in a skin tight outfit in one of the many (as in few) greenways in Los Angeles. It did take me seventeen viewings of these photos before even realizing that Jennifer was wearing headphones that match her outfit. I'm sure somebody appreciates that. I'd just like her to appreciate the fact that I did finally raise my gaze above her hot tight body. Enjoy.