Egotastic
Colombian Andrea Calle is making her mark in the U.S. as the Spanish language MMA reporter and all-around bootytastic sultry Latina model. Now, let her make a mark in your mind with her extensive two-hands worth of bootylicious bikini bottom treats swagger across South Beach. I'm not sure if this country currently has a full-scale promotion to bring in desperately sextastic full-bottomed Colombian girls like Sofia Vergara and Andrea Calle, but if not, I have to ask what is the role of government if not to increase the sheer number of hot asstastic Colombianas in our ranks? Precisely.
Andrea, some day, I'd like to take you jeans shopping. I'm happy to help you so the shimmy in and shimmy out part and tell you just how amazing your bottom looks in everything you try on. Yes, I am a kiss-ass. Enjoy.
Claudia Romani Bikini Pictures Highlight Her Killer Tush and Her Friend Jessica Edstrom
If there's anything hotter in this world that my future betrothed, the perfect seat cans of Italian model Claudia Romani, it's Claudia showing off her bikini bottom to her Swedish model friend, Jessica Edstrom. Yes, one and one sextastic lady don't make two, they make one , as in a singular dream of two playful kittens helping each other remove sand delicately from their glorious nooks and crannies after a day of soaking in the sun and showing off hot bodies for the gentleman oglers.
Someday, soon, 2014 I suspect, the laws of this land will catch up to the lust in my heart, and I shall take Claudia Romani's blessed bottomside to be my lawfully wedded making of the sexy time playtoy. But until such time as we reach that level of enlightenment I shall remain, The Butt Watcher. Enjoy.
OH, CLAUDIA, YOU BREAK MY HEART EVERY TIME YOU TURN TOWARD THE SUN