I mean, this Miami beach international booty competition is getting downright ridiculous. I mean ridiculous like the kids say, meaning, it's awesome. Crazy kids.
Alessia Tedeschi and her Italian beauty pageant winning thumper was on prime display on the beach in a monokini that showed off her entire crazy hot beach body. Her frontside and side sides and topsides are hardly slouches. But that curvy tight and tanned badonkadonk. Wow. I just want to cup her cheeks in my hands and cry like an infant with a soiled diaper. In fact, I might even soil myself just for authenticity sake. I go deep into method. Alessia, please, don't ever put that dangerous weapon of yours in its holster. Free the booty! Enjoy.
Rihanna Goes Bare Arse Up For Asstastic Photoshoot Greatness!
Well, this is a thing. I don't care if you're a big Rihanna fan or not. Personally, I'd steal any kids milk money to pay for five minutes alone time with Rihanna's naturally hot body. But you must give her and her buttocks credit for going bare and crazy hot sextastic for a photoshoot in Hollywood.
Rihanna was clearly not wearing any panties, her tanlines showing as her rump was poked skyward in a very provocative set of poses for the camera crew snapping her immortal lady humps. Wow, I need a minute to myself. Just stellar posing and preening and bare asstastic exhibiting by the Bajan diva. Rihanna has consistently delivered in the skintastic showoff department, an A-plus student in that regard. Even when captured telescopically from afar, she's making a fine display of her alluring assets. I'm so happy, for her, for me, and for those yet to be converted. What an arse. Enjoy.
RIHANNA HAS A BOOTY AND SHE WILL USE IT, ON WORK TIME AND OFF WORK