Ashley Tisdale

Ashley Tisdale Braless for Squishy Fun Time Peeks

We haven’t seen Ashley Tisdale in some time. I assume this means she’s been busy with work and romance and other such things that keep a girl with such stellar legs indoors, sadly, for us, good for her I guess. But now she’s back on the streets of L.A. in a photoshoot that apparently required no bra, or maybe Ashley just chose to go commando, but in either case, we are the winners.

This whole no-bra trend in general has been very beneficial to us ogling gentleman. I think it’s been scientifically proven now many times by guys with jobs I’d love to have that bras do little to actually support the supportive process in woman as they get a bit older. So the entirety of its purpose is style and humility, two characteristics for which we have little use. Ladies, throw out your bras. Just look at how fetching Ashley Tisdale becomes without her undergarments. Enjoy.

Ashley Tisdale Flashes Her Sweet Legs for Hollywood Premiere

That Awkward Moment premiere last night gave me one awkward pause when Ashley Tisdale showed off her longest shorty legs in Hollywood, exhibiting her tightly toned gams that she works so very hard at the gym.

We used to see a ton of Ashley’s stems, but I think since she got this new boyfriend or something they’ve been off-limits and I have missed them terribly. Used to be we could count on a good Tisdale leg muscles flaunt once a week, now, far less often. So I was most grateful to see those gymnastic twirlers taken out for a stroll in front of the cameras. I really would like to be her leg moisturizing assistant. Provided she asks few questions about my choice of product. Enjoy.

Ashley Tisdale Spoken For, But Her Hot Legs Still Talking

Despite being snatched up in engagement by some guy I care not to know much about, Ashley Tisdale continues to have and to flaunt some of the best short girl gams in all of Tinsel Town. I suppose they belong to another man now, but that has never really stopped us before some taking in the unusually long toned legs on this hot shorty.

Someday, I too intend to propose to a woman and take her for my wife. How else to enter the reflective blues phase of my existence. For now, I shall merely covet thy neighbor’s wife. Especially when she’s wearing little tiny shorts or something and exhibiting some killer legs. Enjoy.

Ashley Tisdale Also Looking Mighty Fine for Scary Movie 5

Talk about all grown up, Ashley Tisdale had it all grown up and going on at last night’s N.Y. premiere of Scary Movie 5. Sadly, no obvious shows of skin, but in a dress that can only be worn by a woman that works out as often and dedicated as the Tis, giving her one of the very best shorty bodies in all of Hollywood.

We’re not really sure what Ashley is up to these days. We don’t see her in film or TV or making babies or such. But every time we do see her, she looks like a million minxy dollars. And that’s the most important job of all. Enjoy.

Ashley Tisdale Flashes Her Petite Hot Body in Low Hanging Short Shorts About L.A.

It’s February in L.A, which means it’s late Spring, and with the warming temperatures, out came the hotties over the weekend to show off their Pilates and yoga chiseled wares, most notably one of our favorite petite hotties, Ashley Tisdale, who despite her diminutive stature manages to have some inexplicably long and toned legs, not too mention a tummy that instinctively reaching for the ketchup squirt bottle. And when those short shorts started sinking, squeeze we did.

Ashley Tisdale works hard for her body so we work it hard for Ashley’s body. This is the Circle of Ogling. Enjoy.

Or Does Ashley Tisdale Have the Longest Hottest Legs on a Short Girl in Hollywood?

Last week we mused or surmised or just plain wanked over the fact that Vanessa Hudgens might just have the hottest long legs on a short celebrity in all of Tinsel Town.

And Vanessa’s primary competition, another girl around 5’2″ and one of her good High School Musical alum buddies, Ashley Tisdale, who took her leg show to the evening space in L.A. by wearing short jean shorts out at night and flashing her smooth, toned, impossibly long for her height gams. And we were most definitely ogling.

But are they better than Vanessa’s? Such a tough call. Enjoy.

Ashley Tisdale Decked Out and Chesty for ‘Step Up’ Premiere

If there’s two things we love, it’s seeing petite hottie Ashley Tisdale in a tiny dress and 3-D street dance movies!

Okay, the latter not so much, but, if Ashley Tisdale were willing to wear that hard-worked body highlighting dress as our date to the premiere of Step Up: Revolution, then we’d probably be willing to sit through 90-minutes of wicked dance jousts.

The things we’d do just to be close to hot bodies. Enjoy.