Ariana Grande

Ariana Grande Booty 2014: The Year of the Concert Sweet Tuchus Flashing


Oh, Ariana Grande. I’m not leaving 2014 without a tribute to your in-concert feline booty shaking. Ariana has been something of an awakening this year, transforming from a TV starlet into a full fledged music video and concert auto-tuned pop sensation. She went from relative worldwide obscurity to international stardom, complete with a never ending assorting of leg and booty baring costumes that highlighted her minxy female goodness.

Join me with me now if you will in this track back through the year of 2014 at the best of Ariana’s booty shows. I’m quite certain I could never actually attend a concert of hers without ending up on a police list, again. But I’m not in any way possessing the self-control not to leer at this pop star sextastic body just the same. Quite a fine year, Ariana. Enjoy.

Ariana Grande Flashes Her Booty At Jingle Ball In Miami

Pop princess Ariana Grande showed off that famous booty at the Jingle Ball concert in Miami. She was wearing her usual outfit of a short dress with a plunging neckline only instead of cat ears she had snowflakes on top of her head. I don’t really care for her music but I am a big fan of her boobies. Lucky for me she’s always got them half hanging out of her tight little dresses. But the real news is the eyeful of her thumper that the crowd got to see. When you wear a skirt this short you can’t help but show your butt. It goes against the laws of physics for it not to happen. Ariana knows this, of course, which is why she wears them. She’s a smart girl, that Ariana.

I’m not even bothered by the fact that she’s always wearing cat ears. I’m disturbed by how much it doesn’t bother me. Am I a closet furrie?

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Ariana Grande High Kicks and Booty Shakes for Christmas

I’ll be the first to admit, I’m not exactly sure the voice in this music video is actually coming from Ariana Grande. Maybe by way of several computers and a Mariah Carey vocal translation chip. Nevertheless, the booty-ful body and high kicking supple legs are definitely all Ariana. The minx putting together her best silly but sextastic effort in Santa Tell Me, which I suppose is sort of a real song, for the ogling set this Christmas.

2014 has been a wonderful year for Ariana Grande and the men who love to leer at her. I can’t wait to see what she has in store for the coming year as she continues to evolve out of her teen starlet persona and into showy pop diva for a slightly older audience. If she goes the way of Miley, I shall be most pleased. Most pleased indeed. Bless you, Ariana Grande, and your showy little outfits. Bring on phase two. Enjoy.

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Ariana Grande Shakes Her Various Moneymakers as the Jingle Balls Roll On

I’m not even sure what city the Jingle Ball radio station tour landed in last night, I only know Ariana Grande made me want to live another day for the chance to be her boyfriend. On the down low naturally. I wouldn’t want my friends to know I was dating Ariana Grande what with her diva reputation. In turn, she might want to keep hush about dating a guy on the doughnut and beer diet who’s ‘fancy dinners’ take place at The Sizzler.

Hot 99.5, wherever that is, hosted Ariana in another one of her brilliantly catty and showy little stage costumes, preening around the stage and singing about something that was important to the computer that generated her song. I’m not sure why Mother Nature gave this minxy pop star a body built for play, but she clearly did. It would be somewhat disrespectful to deny that blessed Fate. Ariana, call me, I can whip up a inflatable pool worth of Jell-O in about forty-five minutes, thirty minutes maybe if I can contain my tears of joy. Those cat-ears and everything beneath them are absolutely killing me. Enjoy.

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Ariana Grande White Hot Performance at Q102′s Jingle Ball 2014

Oh, Ariana Grande. I never thought that I would be attracted in a sexy sexual way to a girl who regularly wears cat ears. But I can’t help it. I just want to pet you and give you a saucer of milk. At the Q102 Jingle Ball she was sporting a typically sexy Ariana Grande outfit. A skirt so short that you can see her entire legs? Check. Lots of fantastic bare midriff? Yes, sir. And cleavage the likes of which few can rival? Double check! Sweet Jebus, she makes me think naughty thoughts. I honestly couldn’t tell you an Ariana Grande song if it was jacked directly into my head like in The Matrix.

What I do know is that I hope people keeping buying her albums so that I continue to fantasize about making her purr and beg for Whicka Lickins.

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Ariana Grande Red Hot Performance at the Jingle Ball (Oh, Yes, They Were Jingling)

As far as musical performance go, well, the visual performance at the Jingle Ball were well worth the price of admission if you’re good at jumping fences. Chief among them my belusted little hottie Ariana Grande flashing bottom and hot legs and her minxy female form in an irrepressible red. Or flaming red. Or just red hot to the touch but you’re still going to touch because you can’t help yourself. That latter color might be it.

Ariana Grande is building herself a nice career out of her catty female form and strutting across the stage in showy outfits. I couldn’t respect her accomplishments more. This is the very best of pop music and the most relatable portion for grown men. Oh, how I’d like to relate to Ariana in her little short skirts and showy tops. I’d learn a few of her songs as needed. There’s no limit to which I won’t support my own game. Enjoy.

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Ariana Grande and Taylor Swift Hot Performances at the UK Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Fresh off of an appearance at the U.S. Victoria’s Secret Fashion show a year earlier where some of the cattier models said Taylor Swift just couldn’t cut it as a lingerie model, Taylor came back twice as strong showing off in some medium level revealing lingerie items on the runway and performing on stage in London along with mega minxy hottie Ariana Grande in her traditionally tiny little tight two piece performance ensemble. Yes, I used the word ensemble. No, I don’t suddenly have an interest in belts and accessories.

Taylor Swift really did steal the show, coming out onstage with her slender girl buddy Karlie Kloss, the two of whom I imagine deeply entwined in Sapphic lust each evening in Taylor’s $20 million New York condo of quiet climaxes. I’m probably wrong, but I’d prefer to believe I’m right. In either case, these two daily workout partners strutted their hot legs and slender forms down the runway, before Taylor broke into song then later Ariana for a show that was entirely visually pleasing. And that was even before the Angels came out in bras and panties. Quite an evening. Enjoy.

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