AnnaLynne McCord

AnnaLynne McCord Is Super Sexy In Black

Actress and model AnnaLynne McCord was looking sexy an F in a mesh top black dress at BenchWarmer’s Annual Stars and Stripes Celebration. AnnaLynne has a pretty extraordinary rack and it would be a shame to hide her cleavage and sideboob under opaque fabric. Lucky for us she chose a dress that has a mesh material allowing us a bird’s eye view of her ta-tas. I remember seeing AnnLynne in Nip/Tuck back in the day and enjoying looking at her boobies then. Time has only increased my desire to keep on staring at them. Some things never change, as the cliche says. This is especially true when it comes to a spectacular pair of chi chis. Ladies should take a cue off of AnnaLynne and always ensure that they are showing a proper ratio of cleavage to sideboob.

AnnaLynne is also just an incredibly sexy woman. Look at all of those pouty sex faces she is making in these pictures. They make me feel things in my swimsuit area.

 

AnnaLynne McCord Swimsuit Hottie, Forever In My Thoughts

You know, if Hallmark cards worked well enough to get a woman into bed, they could probably raise their prices. Just a thought for our friends at Hallmark who love pithy sentiment.

I’d certainly buy one of those greeting cards for AnnaLynne McCord whose hotness goes in and out of my life like a swinging door of regret in the nether regions. We only see AnnaLynne once every so often now. She’s probably off with her boyfriend having stupid sex or something. But when she does reappear on our radar, it’s usually in something little and showy like a swimsuit or a not swimsuit showing off her long lean model actress type body. I still and always will have the hots for AnnaLynne, though I am willing to accept one of her two hot sisters as temporary providers while I wait. I’m flexible in these regards. AnnaLynne, we need more! Enjoy.

AnnaLynne McCord Bares Her Tummy at the Beach

It’s been a while since we’ve seen beachy perfect skinny girl AnnaLynne McCord. I’m not really even sure if her craptastic TV show is still broadcasting on some channel for disaffected girls who love shopping. She also made a few movies that we’re bodily intriguing, but that stopped as well. Hmm, AnnaLynne, where did you disappear to?

I have to blame a man. I wish it were me to blame. I would take a year off to travel the world with her, or just keep fortified in the garden suite at my Red Roof Inn where we could live off Folgers coffee and sex for 365 days until they pulled our bodies from the sticky wreckage. Who doesn’t dream seeing AnnaLynne and her taut tummy on the beach, a hint of her bikini thong beneath? Enjoy.

AnnaLynne McCord Makes Mundane Tasks Look Sexy

My promise that I’d never ever show celebrities pumping gas goes out the window once again. I’m not sure if it’s the leaning and body part exposure that I love so much, or just seeing the rich and famous pumping their own gas because service station attendants have gone bye-bye, that makes me leer at sextastic celebrities at the 76 station, but I admit I do.

And AnnaLynne McCord puts on a pretty sweet little show, without so much as trying. A little dip here, a turn of the body there, and were it not for a bra, which AnnaLynne so often has skipped in the past, we might’ve had a full on gas station wardrobe malfunction to remember. Alas, we didn’t get the home run, but I do so lust AnnaLynne McCord. I truly hope that someday she gets half-nekkid on a show I can actually watch or fully-nekkid on a show that I will make myself watch regardless. Enjoy.

AnnaLynne McCord Nipple Pokes Because AnnaLynne Still Hates Bras

Don’t be sad, but 90210 just wrapped up another season of production. I’m not really sure what that show is about to be honest, beyond the premise and the reason to get hot girls like AnnaLynne McCord into showy outfits so that some teen boys will watch the show too. I suppose that’s enough; I mean, that is more than most any MTV show is willing to offer. And AnnaLynne McCord and her desire to never be restricted by underwear certainly is blessing.

The skinny tall thespianic was on the final day’s shooting for 90210 when her oft-apparent nipples made a poking entrance on the set, a sight not easily missed by our lust-filled and ever-wandering eyes. Not the fullest headlights we’ve seen from AnnaLynne, but even her low beams light us up with happiness. Enjoy.

AnnaLynne McCord and Jessica Lowndes Bare Sexy Navels for 90210 Glory

We still remain convinced that the entire raison d’ etre for the television show 90210 is to set up beach or bedroom scenes where the actresses on the show can bare their hot bodies in various still TV-friendly states of exhibition. And, quite frankly, we couldn’t be happier. All craptastic television can be redeemed by the presence of hot women. In fact, anything in life can be made awesome with hot women. It really is all so simple.

In the latest and greatest round of on-set antics, the skinny but delicious AnnaLynne McCord and the hot bodied Jessica Lowndes dated to bare midriff and flash some delightful skin for the benefit of a storyline that we will never follow, but those body lines, oh, just ever so perfect. Enjoy.

AnnaLynne McCord and Jessica Stroup Go Shirt(less) and Skins for ’90210′ Football

It’s no secret that the television show 90210 exists almost entirely to reveal healthy doses of good looking women pretending to be still in school. We can certainly appreciate this.

Slender sextastics AnnaLynne McCord and Jessica Stroup took to the shirts and skins variety of football, combining the ever popular duo of hot chicks and sports, but not in the Lingerie Football League variety, where you’re a little frightened for you life, but more in the manner where you’d like to softly tackle the girls to the ground with a healthy dose of giggles and rolls in the dirt.

Keep it up, 90210. You’re doing very good deeds. Enjoy.