Anna Kendrick with no pants is a good thing. (Huffington Post)
Serena Williams and Caroline Wozniaki use hot selfies to troll for dudes. (TMZ)
Curvy hottie Myla Dalbesio is Calvin Klein’s new plus-sized model. (Drunken Stepfather)
Karlie Kloss‘ Kleavage is Kolossal. (Hollywood Tuna)
Jessica Alba has one heck of a rack. (Popoholic)
Lindsay Lohan is looking really hot lately in a leather bustier. (The Superficial)
Celebrate Veteran’s Day with patriotic cheerleader boobies. (COED)
Now, I’m not one to completely dismiss this nonsense among the hot celebrity ladies that they have trouble finding dates. I think there is something to be said for guys feeing girls are out of their reach for some reason, and just general environment and bubble, that prevents these sextastic talents from being hit on by decent guys as often as you might believe. So I’m willing to listen to the complaints from the likes of Anna Kendrick about nobody asking her out on a date for about two minutes. It’s at that point I think to myself, wait, what about the 10,000 crayon written letters I’ve sent you through the years asking you to be my bowling partner at the leather and bondage lanes tourney?
Anna Kendrick, just look at you in this Elle magazine spread. I’m not feeling sorry for you. I am feeling rather lusty however. Oh, that gorgeous body and overbite that I just want to feel nibble in awkward pattern across my underserving body. Anna, no more lonely nights for you, let’s make this loofah scrub down relationship happen. I have so many sponges ready to go you would not believe. Up in the air, Anna, that’s my safety word. Enjoy.
Oh, where to begin with this little number. Anna Kendrick posing in an open coat and a bra, he full bosom nearly exposed to the watchful eye of Kendrick lusters everywhere. Okay, fair enough, I’ll start with the overbite. And why not, it’s where most of my Anna Kendrick fantasies begin, not end mind you, but begin. Watching the sextastic minx nibble the outer edge of various vital objects before consuming the center. Like an extremely good looking rabbit with the super power to arouse one million men simultaneously with just a coquettish smile. Oh, the carrots I would feed her.
You can catch the entire Anna Kendrick interview and mini pictorial on the pages of this month’s GQ magazine. For further more devoutly disturbing and sexualized imagery, you’ll have to hook up one of those brain monitors to capture my dreams. Enjoy.