American Hustle

Amy Adams Topless: Life Is All About Perception

I’d take Amy Adams any way I can. The ginger slender bombshell just floats my boat in all sorts of unnatural tidal ways. But perhaps her best performance to date for those who want to ravish Amy’s fine female form, is as the sultry con artist in American Hustle. While Amy shows mega-70′s cleavage throughout the film, there is one particular rather quick moment when you believe you might just see Amy flashing her full poundcakes during a fast clicking making of the sexy scene in the movie. Well, what do you see?

Life is a series of wonderful fleeting moments. You need to make sure to keep your eyes open, and mouths and hands often as well, to capture all its glory. This is going to be another wonderful week at Egotastic! I can almost taste it. Enjoy.

I Have A Healthy Obscene Lust Crush on Amy Adams

When they find me passed out in Amy Adams panties drawer, I don’t want any of you to say you didn’t see it coming. Don’t be that neighbor or coworker who acts all shocked when they hear odd news about somebody they thought they knew. I’m telling you now, I have a crazy lust crush on Amy Adams. I want you to tell reporters you totally expected this and surprised I wasn’t hauled away with a mouth full of her undergarments sooner.

The coquettishly hot Amy Adams sparkled (I know that’s a girly term) on the red carpet for American Hustle in what I’m sure is some quite expensive fancy designer dress that all I could think about was ripping from her sweet female form and declaring one million years of manly evolutionary desire to give her several babies in one sitting. In my mind, everything works out wonderfully after that point. Which is why I choose to live in fantasyland. So much more action than in reality land. Enjoy.