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READER FINDS: Taylor Swift Camel Toe, Olga Kurylenko Topless, Miley Cyrus Nip Slip, and Much Much More…

 

Blessed heat-filled Friday here at the Egotastic! offices, where air-conditioning is paid for by the hour by dropping in quarters and the site of sweaty dudes is almost enough to make you want to take an early hike from work. Almost. If it weren't for the saving cool grace of Reader Finds, our weekly collective camel clutch of hot skin. The communal pot o' plenty wondrous visuals of the female celebrity sextastic. Every cloud had a silver lining, and this silver lining has hardly any clothes on. Let's get to it.

This week's Reader Finds includes a precious nip slip of Kate Upton in her Terry Richardson shoot (thank you kindly, EgoReader 'James'), Ali Larter in sweet shots from Resident Evil (blessings from 'Bob'), Kelly Brook in some wicked hot lingerie photos (delivered by 'Stanley'), thespianic Ludivine Sagnier quite nekkid onscreen (a gift from 'Eric G.'), screencaps of Sheri Moon Zombie flashing in Lords of Salem (kudos to 'Evan'), a classic in the form of Ava Fabian in Ski School (memories of mammaries from 'Steven F.'), an assortment of Andrea Rincon topless pictures (muchas gracias to 'A.E.'),  a collection of super hot selfies from Aussie model Jessica Green (thunder from Down Under via 'Charlie'), Italian actress Marika Baldini hula-hooping topless (no questions asked by 'Ray D.'), Olga Kurylenko topless in her current flick, To The Wonder (caps provided by 'Deion'), super glamour brunette Kelly Andrews in nothing but a skirt (tickled pink from 'Petros'), Sarah Chalke in her new show in black lingerie (unexpected treat from 'Chico'), Agnetha Fältskog, the blonde chick from ABBA in a classic 1979 see-through revealing top (way back machine revved up by 'Desmond'), Taylor Swift camel toe post-gym (spotted by 'Maooaogi'), Miley Cyrus slipping nip in Mario Testino photoshoot (submitted by a combo of 'Evansly' and 'JDB'), and some definitely clearer captures of Rose Leslie in Game of Thrones (from a ton of you, including 'John' and 'Steve N.'). Way to go one and all. Enjoy.

Gwyneth Paltrow Topless, Elizabeth Banks Booty, and Rose Leslie Redux in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

I don't know about where you are, but here in Tinsel Town, it's hotter than Hell. Well, probably closely approximating Hell, both in climate and clientele. It's a good time to be inside near the air-conditioning, cuddling up with a lovely bit of celebrity skin on film, with a roadmap for such inside adventures courtesy of our friends at Mr. Skin.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute features Gwyneth Paltrow not topless in Iron Man 3, but most definitely without clothes on in Shakespeare in Love, Elizabeth Banks and her faptastic bare arse in The Detail now on Blu-Ray,  and another look at Rose Leslie baring all in Game of Thrones (that's a keeper). Savor the tasty treats. Enjoy.

(Do not forget that Mr. Skin discounted membership for mom for Mother's Day. She does not need flowers yet again. Trust.)

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Topless Sextape Screencaps Part Deux

 

Well, we had to dig a little deeper into our preview of the highly anticipated MTV Teen Mom alum sex tape from Farrah Abraham and co-star porn star James Deen. Specifically, a few more preview looks at Farrah Abraham in this family-sanctioned adult entertainment endeavor, or at least at her body as you will find it onscreen when you do hit the play button.

While there has clearly been some work done on the front side of the Teen Mom, we must say she keeps herself in pretty good shape. I suppose bearing your children in high school lends itself to a quicker bodily recovery time, though not something we are suggesting for the teen girls of our nation to consider as a net positive. What we do know is that Farrah likes to smile during the making of her adult films. I suppose I'd be smiling too if Jenna Jameson or Sasha Grey were about to mount me, provided I was fully prophylactic. Enjoy.

(You can see more exclusive Farrah Abraham Backdoor Teen Mom screencaps today on WWTDD.com)

Katia Ivanova Chests Up to Lacey Banghard in an Epic Battle of the Boobtastic

 

Wow, one of our brunette favorites against one ridiculously hot blonde who is fast climbing up our charts of happiness. This promises to be a noteworthy battle as two super sextastic glamour models put their chests to the ultimate showdown in the Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic.

In one corner, Katia Ivanova, one striking fair haired beauty if I've ever seen one, pitting her puppies against former Page 3 Idol winner Lacey Banghard. The sounds of smooshing heavenly flesh can be heard echoing through the valley. Both lovely lasses so deserving of a win, but only one can take the weekly title. In your humble opinion, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic: Katia Ivanova vs. Lacey Banghard

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Hayley-Marie Coppin Topless In Your Kitchen To Warm Your Cockles

 

I'm not sure the Health Department allows for this, but I'd love to have Hayley-Marie Coppin getting all kinds of naughty on my kitchen appliances, preparing a meal that doesn't necessarily need to involve any consumption of food items. What's the point in being dirty if you can't actually be dirty.

Now, I'd have to admit that kitchen is the third room of my abode I'd most like to find Hayley-Marie Coppin in, leading with bedroom and followed by game room (c'mon, you know that's a big one for guys, right up next to the Xbox). But then kitchen. I'd even clear the Ramen packs off my counter for this encounter. Such that it would be the highlight of my culinary existence. Enjoy.

(Check out more, much more, of Hayley-Marie Coppin on her official website, Hayley's Secrets.)

Farrah Abraham Nekkid Sex Tape Screencaps

 

There's a little Teen Mom in all of us today. Or, reverse that perhaps. MTV Teen Mom Farrah Abraham has officially reached the pinnacle of professional achievement for MTV reality show alums, her own sex tape from Vivid, featuring Farrah and prodigious porn star James Deen re-creating several acts depicting how Farrah might have become a teen mom in the first place.

The sextape is called Farrah Abraham: Back Door Teen Mom. You can guess what that implies. Our friends at WWTDD are already pondering the public outrage if 'backdoor' doesn't officially live up to its moniker.

And, well, here are some early looks, uncensored, at Farrah Abraham without her clothes on preparing for her big onscreen moment. Such an important day in a girls life. We're told her dad helped negotiate the deal. Such a special family bonding moment.

(** We're in talks with Vivid to bring you an early sneak peek at the film itself early next week. Hopefully also some DVD copies to give away. ** )

Humpday Huzzah! Ivonne Soto Topless Giant Chihuahuas for the Mexican Bunny

 

Yes, I get (and delight in) the fact that Mexican actress Ivonne Soto hails from Chihuahua but has funbags the size of great danes. And you know how much I do adore the South of the Border thespianics, if for no other reason than unlike their mostly prude sisters to these north, these hottie TV stars are willing to take their clothes off for the right price and venue. And today's venue is Playboy Mexico, featuring the blonde veteran TV comedic actress baring her wares, natural, artificial, and everything in between for the bunny south of the border.

Someday, I hope that U.S .actresses become so courageous, or, in the least, tempted by offers. Until that time, I shall keep my gaze to the south where Ivonne's playful chest planets are perfectly aligned for viewing pleasure. Huzzah!

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