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Jodie Gasson Topless Curvaceous Yellow Bikini Perfection for Ta-Ta-Tuesdays

 

Every now and then you need a little less drama with all your fine funbags, and a little more straight up, hand-delivered, if not hand fondled chest fineries, the likes of which are deftly provided by Jodie Gasson, one of absolute favorite bouncy flouncy bodies on this planet.

On Ta-Ta-Tuesdays, we celebrate all that is upright and downright passion inducing. It's the most forgotten day of the week, but not soon forgotten are the inner tubes of Jodie Gasson appearing from beneath her unraveling bikini top in this bodacious pictorial from the Britty glamour model. I could nest in her maternal splendors for a fortnight and a day with nothing for sustenance save the beads of sweat from our hurricane force lovemaking. I might also need a PB&J sandwich. And, then, obviously, a glass of milk. But that's all. Jodie provides the rest. Enjoy.

(Check out much more Jodie Gasson skin-filled goodness at JodieGasson.com)

Laura Croft Looked Bikini Hot at Tao Beach Opening; Let’s Look at Her Nekkid in Playboy

 

This is my new favorite hobby I must admit. Seeing current day hotties looking amazing and then remembering with you when they appears nekkid in Playboy. I mean, stamp collecting is a blast, but this is so much better.

Former Hooters girl and model Laura Croft looked outright amazing in her bikini at the opening of the Tao Beach club for the summer season in Las Vegas.

There were a bunch of other model and celebrity hotties, but Laura stood out as the guy most likely to get people to actually come to the club. Plus, now we get part deux, the chance to see her nekkid.

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Thanks to our friends at PlayboyPlus for this memorable pictorial of Laura Croft flashing her bare wares. Quite a specimen of the female kind. It's hard to believe she was one day serving drooling fools like me hot wings. But, I do believe. Enjoy.

VIEWER WARNING: Sneak Peek at Farrah Abraham Backdoor Teen Mom (VIDEO)

 

Editor's Note: Okay, you've been warned. While this Exclusive sneak peek for Egotastic! Readers from our friends at Vivid isn't the whole tale, or tail, as it were, there's plenty of NSFW content in this video, so please don't watch it and then get angry and grumpy and send me an angry letter about how you didn't know a movie called Backdoor Teen Mom was going to look like that.

Either way, it's finally here. I feel like we've been waiting for years, but really it's Farrah Abraham who has been waiting for years to have all kinds of sodomy on film, while we've only really been waiting a few weeks since word of her sordid deed with James Deen got leaked. What can i tell you about this tape? Well, take a look, you'll get a solid idea. I'm holding back my official review on Farrah Superstar, Backdoor Teen Mom until Rotten Tomatoes allows true cinema to be reviewed on their site. Enjoy.

For those of you who want to see it all, check out Backdoor Teen Mom and All Vivid Celebrity Sex Tapes

Thandie Newton Topless in the Shower and Betty Gilpin Topless in Doc’s Office Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

While Iron Man 3 was blasting box office records, dominating the theatrical experience this weekend, the small screen was also hopping and popping with some very fine skintastic displays of super hero wonderment. It's been an amazing transformation to see the boob tube evolve from a highly censored little box into one of the finer outlets for all your bouncy making of the sexy visuals.

This week's Boob Tube Roundup includes Thandie Newton in another epic topless banging scene in Rogue, Betty Gilpin bringing full bodied and rare frontal displays to Nurse Jackie, Laura Haddock getting it on with an insatiable painter in DaVinci's Demons, and newcomers to the BTR in Ana Ularu in The Borgias and Anamaria Marinka showing off her pert pair in The Politician's Husband. Quite a roundup, quite a week. Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags! Jess Davies Goes Topless Supergirl to Save Your Friday

 

Why not a little cosplay to end the week. And why not Supergirl. And why not make her hot and topless. Okay, I'm all in. As is Jess Davies in the current edition of Zip magazine, playing up the role of the kryptonite fearing lass with the powers of making you lust over her funbags. And, on a Friday afternoon, we celebrate such fleshy treats with song and dance and the offering of thanks to Mother Nature for creating such wonderful diversions.

This weekend, I don't just want you to relax and wind down and stick a twig between your teeth and ponder stuff, I want you to have mindless, senseless fun. If not for me, do it for the lovely ladies and their delightful teats. Thank God It's Funbags!

READER FINDS: Taylor Swift Camel Toe, Olga Kurylenko Topless, Miley Cyrus Nip Slip, and Much Much More…

 

Blessed heat-filled Friday here at the Egotastic! offices, where air-conditioning is paid for by the hour by dropping in quarters and the site of sweaty dudes is almost enough to make you want to take an early hike from work. Almost. If it weren't for the saving cool grace of Reader Finds, our weekly collective camel clutch of hot skin. The communal pot o' plenty wondrous visuals of the female celebrity sextastic. Every cloud had a silver lining, and this silver lining has hardly any clothes on. Let's get to it.

This week's Reader Finds includes a precious nip slip of Kate Upton in her Terry Richardson shoot (thank you kindly, EgoReader 'James'), Ali Larter in sweet shots from Resident Evil (blessings from 'Bob'), Kelly Brook in some wicked hot lingerie photos (delivered by 'Stanley'), thespianic Ludivine Sagnier quite nekkid onscreen (a gift from 'Eric G.'), screencaps of Sheri Moon Zombie flashing in Lords of Salem (kudos to 'Evan'), a classic in the form of Ava Fabian in Ski School (memories of mammaries from 'Steven F.'), an assortment of Andrea Rincon topless pictures (muchas gracias to 'A.E.'),  a collection of super hot selfies from Aussie model Jessica Green (thunder from Down Under via 'Charlie'), Italian actress Marika Baldini hula-hooping topless (no questions asked by 'Ray D.'), Olga Kurylenko topless in her current flick, To The Wonder (caps provided by 'Deion'), super glamour brunette Kelly Andrews in nothing but a skirt (tickled pink from 'Petros'), Sarah Chalke in her new show in black lingerie (unexpected treat from 'Chico'), Agnetha Fältskog, the blonde chick from ABBA in a classic 1979 see-through revealing top (way back machine revved up by 'Desmond'), Taylor Swift camel toe post-gym (spotted by 'Maooaogi'), Miley Cyrus slipping nip in Mario Testino photoshoot (submitted by a combo of 'Evansly' and 'JDB'), and some definitely clearer captures of Rose Leslie in Game of Thrones (from a ton of you, including 'John' and 'Steve N.'). Way to go one and all. Enjoy.

Gwyneth Paltrow Topless, Elizabeth Banks Booty, and Rose Leslie Redux in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

I don't know about where you are, but here in Tinsel Town, it's hotter than Hell. Well, probably closely approximating Hell, both in climate and clientele. It's a good time to be inside near the air-conditioning, cuddling up with a lovely bit of celebrity skin on film, with a roadmap for such inside adventures courtesy of our friends at Mr. Skin.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute features Gwyneth Paltrow not topless in Iron Man 3, but most definitely without clothes on in Shakespeare in Love, Elizabeth Banks and her faptastic bare arse in The Detail now on Blu-Ray,  and another look at Rose Leslie baring all in Game of Thrones (that's a keeper). Savor the tasty treats. Enjoy.

(Do not forget that Mr. Skin discounted membership for mom for Mother's Day. She does not need flowers yet again. Trust.)

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