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Shay Maclean Topless Roundup, I Mean, She’s Literally Rounding Up the Livestock

 
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Sometimes you just see a wicked hot blonde model and you want to say, hey, let’s start taking our clothes off out behind the barn and then rope us some cattle. I say that at least. It never really comes to fruition, usually I just get beat up again by a girl. My badge of scorn and honor.

C-Heads magazine had the brighter idea to politely ask hot blonde model Shay Maclean to do the very same thing. And she did. With panache. And a simply perfect nekkid bottom and equally perfect killer ta’s. If you’ve ever had a farm girl fantasy, well, now would be the time to upgrade with Shay Maclean. I’ve already activated my FarmersOnly.com account again. She’s got to be out there somewhere. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Janneke Storm For C Heads Magazine

Chelsea Handler Flashes Funbags During Mardi Gras

 
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It’s unclear what is compelling Chelsea Handler to flash her funbags at various ports of call around the globe but I suppose it’s fair to say I support the motivation in general for all the ladies. There’s nothing wrong with simply being bored and lifting up your top until you think of something better to do. I think the Cat in the Hat taught us that.

In her latest ta-ta incarnation, Chelsea showed off her bare teats at Mardi Gras in New Orleans, which actually makes sense, although the ladies in their 40′s are usually several sheets to the wind before they go looking for beads. Chelsea is clearly reveling in her weekly topless social media postings. She claims it’s designed to make a point but I think we can all agree whatever that point was, it’s long since been forgotten and likely we didn’t care in the first place. This is the first time I’ve ever found Chelsea Handler entertaining. That’s good enough for me. Enjoy.

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Isabella Farrell Topless Sunlit Perfection in P

 

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Now, not many people track Isabella Farrell back to her days as one of the young Chicago Academy of the Arts musical duo known as Deathbyrd. But that’s why I get paid the big dollars in mostly fake Monopoly money I later discovered. Damn, it looks so real. But five years ago Isabella was crooning with a rather nice voice with some other dude who I wish I could erase from her videos because women are so much more pleasant to look at than men who ruin most every thing. No offense, naturally.

Now Isabella appears at my doorstep quite topless and sun-lit in the new edition of P Magazine. It’s one of those Kismet things where you might be subconsciously wishing for something and then it happens and you feel like somebody’s been reading your mind. I’m pretty sure I’ve been probed by aliens at night, but not on the brain end. So this was rather surprising. And what a pleasant hot bare boobtastic surprise. I’m in lust all over again. I love that feeling. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Cameron Davis For P Magazine

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Emmy Rossum Topless Shameless and Annie Wersching Exquisite Ginger Booty Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 
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If you’ve ever thought to yourself, boy, I could really go for seeing Emmy Awesome bare butt cheeks in a black thong and then maybe she turns around and I get to see her perfect little au natural ta-ta’s. I think this everyday. And today is our lucky day as this week’s Shameless provided just that. One of the ongoing stream of awesome visual wonderments of Emmy on this outstandingly brazen show. It’s really been quite the teat treat.

Joining Emmy in this weeks Boob Tube Roundup is the veteran hot Annie Wersching showing off her bare sweet hindside in the new Amazon series Bosch, and Tanya Clarke and Jessica Parker Kennedy showing off brief glimpses of their swollen sweet mams in Banshee and Black Sails, respectively. It’s a hoot, a holler, and a whole lot of skin. Be sure to check out his week’s Boob Tube Roundup. Nobody ever comes back the same. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: “Banshee”Cinemax/”Shameless”Showtime/”Black Sails”Starz/”Bosch”Amazon

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Rihanna Bound Up And Topless For Fashion

 
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Singer and sexy person Rihanna conjured up her own inner kink for this sexy bondage-themed spread. BDSM is all the rage nowadays because of that Fifty Shades of Grey movie coming out and now every hot model is dressing up in black leather masks and bondage gear. It also helps if you like to be topless and don’t care who sees you. Rihanna does have a spectacular pair of chichis, though. They look like quite the handful, but then again so is she. I bet you Rihanna does get all nasty in the bedroom. She looks like the type. She’s the kind of girl that will pour hot wax on your chest while servicing your downtown.

This is all speculation, of course. Maybe she’s boring in the sack, although I would say that would be a waste of some great natural resources.

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Alena Poses For An Asstastic Topless Treats Special

 
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I’m pretty sure I’m supposed to be leering at the hot model who goes by Alena with my 3-D glasses. I own my own pair ever since watching Avatar eleven times in a row in the theaters. It was a really comfortable seat and you’re not necessarily going to want to keep borrowing glasses from the Westside kid with measles who wore them before you. All the better to see Alena and her fine female form in this wicked hot Treats magazine pictorial.

Simply sextastic, one fine funbaged girl, some really neat-o poses I dreamed about seeing women in since I was in grade school, and a few tricks of the colored lights and blammo! You have one memorably alluring bit of visual wonderment fresh for the ogling. I do so love beautiful women without their clothes on. No offense completely pointless multi-billion dollar women’s fashion industry, but you could go away tomorrow and the world would be a much better place. That’s harsh, but somebody has to be the grown up. Alena, call me. I’m in the book under Desperate. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Igor Oussenko For Treats Magazine

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Doutzen Kroes Topless Tanlines In This V Man Magazine Throwback

 
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Photo Credit: V Man Magazine