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READER FINDS: Katie Cassidy Topless, Jessica Alba Rehearsing Striptease, Rose McGowan Nekkid, and Much Much More

 

I'm thankful we got this big ship of the sextastic state up and running in time for our weekly tradition here on Fridays of digging deep into the well of user generated content for the best and the most boobtastic in the world of celebrity. I must tell you, and thank you, to those million and one of you blessed souls who offered up Celebrity Funbag-Gate photos from the leaked bounty. Unfortunately, at this time, we can't publish those by order of the Viscount of Lame, or some title like that. Nevertheless, I appreciate you coming to me early on, later on, and forever more I am sure. Every now and then we get photos that turns our legal team of Sanford and Sons into quaking jelly. Such are the times we live in. Naked selfies and regret. I love these times!

This week's Reader Finds does include a first peep at Katie Cassidy topless in a trailer for her upcoming flick (thank you EgoReader 'Benjamin'), the gorgeous Sara Stephens being gorgeous in modeling pics (kudos to 'Jaffy' for the lovelies), Ariana Grande in a couple sweet sweater treats (Ariana allure via 'Jason'), SyFy Channel's Heathyr Hoffman topless in various odd modeling shots (much ado about Heathyr from 'Sander'), Bar Refaeli crazy lingerie hot in caps from her Passionata shoot (oh, Bar, you slay me thanks to 'Elise'), Helena Bonham Carter kooky and topless, what else (frazzled funbags courtesy of 'Dixon'), Jessica Alba rehearsing her Sin City striptease act (wowzer sent by the polite 'Pete'), Lea Seydoux flashing her Funions for a flick (submitted boldly by 'Dominic'), Aleksa Palladino and Lisa Joyce topless lesbionics from Boardwalk Empire (Sapphic sights provided by 'Louis'), Micaela Schaefer hot booty thumping workout (bottomside views dropped off by 'Timo'), another hot dose of Katie Cassidy, in FHM (the lovely Katie part deux via 'Mike C.'), Rose McGowan nekkid dancing in her house (just love the lovely Rose, so does 'Evan'), Natalie Hall topless perfect goodies in Plus One (thank you very kindly to 'Owen'), Yekaterina Golubeva topless in the desert of the silver screen (lovely natural beauty from 'Marie'), Kelly McGillis flashing funbags in a lesser known role (Kelly's cupcakes shared by 'Rec'), Natalia Avelon topless in the very underrated Strike Back (shower scenes etc. by way of 'Randall'), Michelle Batista all Latina and glorious in skinematics (be still my barely beating heart thanks to 'P.T.'), and last, but not the least bit least, Milla Jovovich in early work flashing her sweet puppies (nice endcapping by 'Dove'). It's a handful, I'd recommend at least two. Enjoy.

Patricia Jordane Topless Soccer Goddess for the Mexican Bunny

 

I must say, my knowledge of the Portuguese language is even inferior to my working skills with English, so I'm not exactly sure if Patricia Jordane had an affair with Neymar, did not have an affair with Neymar, or maybe is just a waitress at the Sao Paolo TGIFridays. But I do know this, I really liked looking at her photos in Playboy Mexico. The only thing better than a telenovela is a real South American scandal involving hot women and famous men and sex. Especially when they have a body like Patricia Jordane.

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I did my best to leave the silliness that is men out of these photos. They're good for nothing visually. But seeing Patricia bouncing the soccer ball off her rather bouncy chest and that thumper of hers when her bottoms come off, well, goal! You've got to be doing as well as Neymar with the ladies when you deny having sex with this woman. I want to be in that position someday. Enjoy.

Shailene Woodley Topless Nekkid First Time Sneak Peek!

 

Technically, the film is called White Bird in a Blizzard, which sounds hauntingly familiar to every other bad indie flick a girlfriend has ever forced me to see in exchange for Transformers when it was my pick. Fair enough. But, more importantly, Shailene Woodley topless. The hot hippy chick thespianic who's been making waves with serious acting chops and alluring au natural looks for the past couple of years exposes her brilliantly bare funbags in this I'm sure important work of cinematic arts. Now we're talking. The film should be available on demand of some kind in the coming future.

With all the hullabaloo around leaked or hacked celebrity topless photos, it's nice to see some in Hollywood taking the old school approach to exhibiting their fine lady wares. Put them in the movies. It really is a wonderful thing. Bless you, Shailene. Enjoy.

Natalia Phillips Is My Hot Topless Test Bunny

 

I need to start testing out some of our fixes here on the site. So why not test with the sextastic brunette Natalia Phillips who seems to be the absolutely perfect addition to any office. Oh, man how I dream of having a outrageously hot woman in my executive space. Not an employee, naturally. That would be wrong.

I mean just the random crazy hot woman who loves to visit bloggers in their office to strip and pose naughtily. I'm sure they exist. They must. We are nothing without our dreams. Take a look at Natalia and see if you don't dream a little dream yourself. Enjoy.

BREAKING NEWS: Brie Larson Topless Leaked Photos Purportedly on Reddit

 

Updated Editor's Note: For all the requests, I can't tell you at this moment where to find the bulk of the celebrity leaked photos. I wish I could be your everything. Well, not everything. For those interested, our friend Lex at WWTDD has a rather unique perspective on the celebrity hacked photos and he includes a luscious selfie of Kate Upton. Nice fella, that degenerate.

Editor's Note: we will not be publishing these photos for the time being pursuant to hot boobs code something or other. However, I'm quite certain that Reddit will maintain their thorough archive of all the days activities.

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Once again, a disclaimer as to veracity. Between the Chans and Reddit, well, it's not exactly FDA years of inspection and review type oversight. Then again, these latest pictures of the gorgeous Brie Larson do look faptastically like the thespianic with the outrageously hot body and nipples men would go to war for. I might be speaking for myself, but I find her headlights perfectly inspiring.

I'll keep you updated on these purportedly leaked nude celebrity bonanza throughout my pre-Labor Day Coors sponsored drinking binge. Thankfully, 3.2 beer leaves you with enough skills to post topless photos. I think. Enjoy.

Photo credit: Reddit Celebs

BREAKING NEWS: Becca Tobin Naked Pictures Purportedly Leaked Across Reddit and Twitter

 

Updated Editor's Note: For all the requests, I can't tell you at this moment where to find the bulk of the celebrity leaked photos. I wish I could be your everything. Well, not everything. For those interested, our friend Lex at WWTDD has a rather unique perspective on the celebrity hacked photos and he includes a luscious selfie of Kate Upton. Nice fella, that degenerate.

Editor's Note: we will not be publishing these photos for the time being pursuant to hot boobs code something or other. However, I'm quite certain that Reddit will maintain their thorough archive of all the days activities.

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Glee hottie Becca Tobin is the next up in the 4Chan I think migrated to Reddit blow up of unclothed celebrity pics, real or very very close imitations spreading around the globe today. I've never even seen Becca Tobin dressed before. Seeing what might  be her without any clothes on, those sweet peaches and a lady nest to literally die for.

Well, here's to hoping these photos are who they are purported to be. Not that she wouldn't be a lovely woman regardless, just less filled with Glee however. Enjoy.

Photo credit: Reddit Celebs

BREAKING NEWS: Kirsten Dunst Topless Purportedly Leaked Photos Join the Reddit Parade!

 

Updated Editor's Note: For all the requests, I can't tell you at this moment where to find the bulk of the celebrity leaked photos. I wish I could be your everything. Well, not everything. For those interested, our friend Lex at WWTDD has a rather unique perspective on the celebrity hacked photos and he includes a luscious selfie of Kate Upton. Nice fella, that degenerate.

Editor's Note: we will not be publishing these photos for the time being pursuant to hot boobs code something or other. However, I'm quite certain that Reddit will maintain their thorough archive of all the days activities.

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And the hits just keep on coming. Well, okay, a word that rhymes with hits. Kirsten Dunst topless is next in line of revealing celebrity photos circling the digital world faster than a Space Shuttle on Kardashian diet pills. It's pretty amazing. Is it real? I don't know and I won't claim to know. Once again, these sure look like Kirsten. And we've seen her topless before so we have some baseline, err, boobline, for measurement and judgement.

One thing's for sure, today will either prove to be one of the best days or most disheartening days, in the history of the celebrity sextastic. I can't tell you how hard I'm rooting for the former. Enjoy.

P.S. Kirsten, you have my number. Are these your lovely yams or not? I'm asking for ten million friends.

Photo credit: Reddit Celebs