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Hot Colombian Models Making Orgasm Face? Um, Yeah

 

You know my high praise indeed for the naughty good folks down at SoHo magazine in Colombia who put their prurient noodles together for some of the best model pictorial themes ever. Today they've chosen to go with the best orgasm faces among the many wicked sextastic Latina models and celebrities they cover from their native sultry lands. Well, that certainly seems like something I'd like to see, and something you'd probably like to see. So, let's see it together.

If images of tanned alluring Colombian women making sex-face doesn't cause you to melt just a little bit, you need to get your rotors checked by your bio-mechanic. This here is en fuego. Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags! Hannah Martin Topless, Oiled Down, Ready to Tan

 

Hannah Martin knows that a little sunshine never hurt anyone. While others are pasting themselves in SPF Nuclear Radiation 1000, this naughty blonde glamour model is whipping out the tanning oil to cover the entirety of her seductive female form. It might be to improve her tan, or just improve your disposition as you see her bikini come off and her hands take care of the unctuous business over the entirety of her au natural body.

On Fridays, among all days, we like to highlight the happiest visuals of summer and the superior gender. Hannah Martin making sure she doesn't get dry skin while sitting by the pool certainly seems like a wonderful message to send to the kids and adults alike. The more you know. Thank God It's Funbags!

READER FINDS: Rhian Sugden Topless, Katie Price Getting It On, Scarlett Johansson Full Frontal Clarity, and Much Much More…

 

It's time to pull back the sateen sash and open up the weekly EgoReader find of a faptastic kind. Truly my favorite time of the week, when hope, potential, and a whole lot of sextastic celebrity skin reveals itself like so much manna from heaven. Though these goodies tend to flow up rather than floating down in terms of happy tingles. Once again, thank you for your contributions. Without you, there would be no Reader Finds, and no reason really to keep the Internet open past 5pm.

This week's Reader Finds includes Emily Blunt sideboob (thank you to EgoReader 'Glenn'), Tenille Houston topless in that lousy LiLo movie (jugalicious provided by 'Daria'), Carmen Electra pole dancing for Galore glory (oh, Carmen you are so fine, kudos to 'Terry T.'), Jennifer Thompson topless in Femme Fatales (topless making of the sexy via 'Owen'), Elle Macpherson nekkid at 30 in Sirens (just one of the best things ever courtesy of 'Nettie'), a young and quite undressed Helen Mirren in early film work (Britty throwback racktastic from 'Steven P.'), Rhian Sugden blonde and bombshell topless (lovely trio of almost missed pics spotted by 'Barry'), Asia Argento topless on the silver screen (lovely skinematics handed over by 'Abe'), Katie Price aka Jordan in a couple stills from her private leaked sex tape files (ooh la on video la, via 'Hank G.'), Eliza Dushku crazy hot in lingerie (a lacy find from the benevolent heart of 'Dewey'), Willa Ford quite bodacious and topless in front of Jason (though brought to us by 'Jorge'), Nicole Sheridan topless dramatic performance (Oscar worthy work captured by 'Tina R.'), and last, but couldn't be least, the clearest view yet of Scarlett Johansson full-frontal nekkid in Under the Skin (the better and betters tossed over the fence by 'Marty M.'). Take it all in, breath, repeat. Enjoy.

Chanelle Hayes Topless Black Lingerie Yam-Baring Perfection

 

Okay, so nobody's perfect. I mean that literally. We only chase perfection. Or in my case, my eyes chase perfection in the form of some of the hottest bodied women in the entire world passing before my eyes daily, hourly, by the second. But I always stop to smell the roses. And take the time to leer up and down at the likes of Chanelle Hayes and her body faptastic stripteasing in Zoo magazine.

Chanelle gives me hope, inspiration, and a series of neural responses that can only be described as indiscreet. Oh, to bathe in that boobtastic sea of hers. Bath time would be ever so fun with her rubber duckies in play. Chanelle, I'll draw the water, you bring the loofahs, we'll meet in the middle. You will never know a more precise cleaning. Trust me. Enjoy.

Pamela Williams Topless Boudoir Photos Put the H in What Hombres Must See

 

Who said there are no hot blondes down Sudamericana way? Not me. I know this to be a fact. Pamela Williams body reveal in H Para Hombres magazine can be Exhibit A in this case. The case of the outrageously hot striptease, because when Pamela starts taking off her clothes, court is most definitely in session. Wow, that was a lame metaphor.

Pamela reminds us that hotness comes in every form or fashion, with topless fun times being the finest form and fashion available. What I wouldn't give to have her as my Spanish tutor, or just my instructor on how to follow orders. Punish me with one hand, reward with the other, Pamela. If I may make such a suggestion. Oh, my, here come the tingles. Pamela, we must tango. Enjoy.

Nicole Neal Takes Off Her Top to Contest Mellisa Clarke in the Battle of the Boobtastic

 

Time for the weekly throwdown showdown when we pluck two perfectly hot glamour models from the world of giving men so very much to see and insist they go melon-a-melon in the Thunderdome of perfect chesty goodness to determine the finest pair of pert puppies for the week. Some have called me mad for running such a heartfelt heartless game of ridiculously hot bodied perfection. But I hear worse daily from my own family, so your words can no longer hurt me.

Today's Battle of the Boobtastic features the so ever sextastic Nicole Neal and her blonde charms against the most au natural of brunettes in the temptation laden Mellisa Clarke. There are no losers in the Battle of the Boobtastic, just a loser. One girl who must go home and shed the tears of the udderly disappointed. And you must decide whose Fate this shall be today. In your expert opinion, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Nicole Neal vs. Mellisa Clarke

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Teri Copley Full Frontal Hotness in Playboy, Oh, Yeah, That’s a Throwback Every Day

 

Some of our silver fox readers were wondering if maybe we could use our unholy relation with the Bunny empire to pull out a few more of the classic hotties they grew up having fun time private time to. Why of course said I. Because I like to think of myself as the R-Rated Santa Clause. In that vein, why not look at the incredible sextastic that is Teri Copley, who boys were turning into men to in the early 80's, and not long after took it all off for Playboy.

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The 80's were such much simpler times. Sexist TV shows like We Got It Maid just seemed downright okay. Now everything has to be hidden and decoded. I'm guessing Teri didn't mind so much being the blonde bombshell, even if they did make her the cliche bubble head. A gig's a gig. Trust me, I'm much smarter than what I play on here. I keep telling myself. Check out Teri, take a walk down mammary lane, and enjoy.