Be still my fast beating and Latina hottie telenovela veteran star lusting heart. Okay, I was going to pick another organ, but for the sake of the children, I went with heart.
Andrea Garcia has been churning out the bitch slapping temptress roles in soap operas down Mexico way for many years now, but you wouldn’t believe she was thirty-nine sextastic years old perhaps reviewing and examining as a scientist her pictorial in this month’s Playboy Mexico. Just so damn en fuego. The brunette wicked wanton women who routinely grace the visual pages of Mexico’s melodramas are simply some of the finest women in the world. And they just seem to get more alluring with time. Like Andrea Garcia. I mean, really really like her. Disfruta.
Photo credit: Playboy Mexico
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Oh, yes, December. The time for lists I absolutely abhor and lists I absolutely love. In the latter category, most definitely, the Top 10 Celebrity Nude Scenes of the Year from our good and indecent friends at Mr. Skin.
I invite you to check out the Top 3 Mr. Skin Nude Scenes of the Year (or below):
And for those of you who can’t get enough, like me the people I respect, check out the All Top 10 Nude Scenes of 2014 at Mr. Skin. This is an experience that guarantees happy thoughts going into your holiday shopping weekend.
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You start mixing in words like Miss Bum Bum, topless, and a magazine south of the border simply known as Sexy, and you have my full and undivided attention. Not a single teacher K-12 was ever able to accomplish that feat. Though to be fair, none of them were world class asstastic models who stripped naked on the beach for photo shoots. Not that I know of at least, perhaps Ms. Harwell, she was a looker.
Indianara Carvalho knows exactly what to do with her new found booty fame. Show off her thumper and her other delicious parts so that even more of the manfolk and Sapphic leaning lovers of the Sudamericana ladies grow extremely fond of her. She’s certainly at the top of my list when asking for places to bunk during the 2016 Olympics down Rio way. Indianara, I’m quiet as a mouse, even while you have you way with me, I’ll just muffle quietly on the bandana you stuff in my mouth. I’m a good house guest that way. Thank God It’s Funbags!
Photo Credit: GSI
How do I love my readers, let me count the ways. Well about twenty of the outlandishly topless goddess Hayley-Marie Coppin stripping out of pink lingerie kind of ways. You may think a sweet keepsake from a relative this Christmas is true affection, I think when you weight it against these visual treats of Hayley’s perfect teats, you’ll see that I might just care for you a little bit more.
This is perhaps my very favorite newest pictorial for Hayley-Marie. The absolutely divine lingerie wearing striptease artist extraordinaire. She looks so at home in the boudoir, as if it’s her lair and I am her prey. I’d ask for her to eat me, but I’ll just quietly whimper and let nature take its course. Oh, my, oh, my, how does this woman keep getting more spectacularly alluring to me. There’s got to be pure magic in those funbags. Enjoy.
(Check out more, much more, of Hayley-Marie Coppin on her official website, Hayley’s Secrets.)
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I don’t know about you, but I’ve still got tons of Christmas shopping to… oh, actually, just did it in two minutes on Amazon. I will not go to stores. No offense to the economy on the brink, but I’ve got appointments to keep and smoking hot sextastic celebrities to virtually strip thanks to the amazing contributions each week by the smartest and most humbly awesome readership on the web and our sacred Reader Finds.
This week’s Reader Finds includes 80′s hot modeling shots for Courteney Cox (thanks mightily to EgoReader ‘Jason’), 90′s modeling shots of a young Christina Aguilera (kudos to ‘Erik the Red’), upcoming Bond girl Monica Bellucci topless on the silver screen (blessings from the steady ‘Evan H.’), the lovely Faye Grant topless for classic cinema (a fine bit of reminiscing from ‘I.G.’), Marisa Tomei topless fun time teats (Tomei’s ta-ta’s via ‘Mel’), brunette sextasitc Carla Quevedo in Affluenza (much obliged to ‘Danny’), more of Swedish hottie Eddie Pettersson modeling topless (wonderful find spotted by ‘Jay L.’), Dawn Olivieri topless doing her thang (sweet peaches from the mind of ‘Admiral’), Jamie Lee Curtis quite topless from the time machine (legendary 80′s puppies entered by ‘Stace’), Jessica Chastain fully exhibited funbags (ginger topless goodness via ‘Ken’), Malin Akerman topless in the original Comeback (don’t get me started on Comeback puns there ‘Ryan D.’), Nina Agdal sextastic S.I. outtakes (sharkingly good find ‘Jacques’), Rose McGowan topless modeling pic (Rose is flashing uncovered roses thanks to ‘Ellie’), Kitty Lea topless in a blessedly hot Frank White shoot (Kitty goes meow when ‘Aggie’ drops off gifts), Demi Moore topless in her star making early roll (mother of Rumer teats from ‘Devon’), Terry Farrell crazy hot see-through vintage shoot (roll me another hottie ‘Young’), Helen Mirren full frontal nekkid (plump throwback bare bosom via ‘Stephen R.’), Cara Delevingne modeling luscious lingerie (lovely, just lovely from ‘Dennis’), and last but not least, another eye popping of Monica Bellucci full bush nekkid and simply just charming (Bond girl go boom boom with the help of ‘Dante’). Just one crazy sweet barrel full of celebrity sextastic skin. I invite you to dive in. Just wait five minutes after you eat. Enjoy.
Oh, baby, I mean, babies, babes, or just boobtastic. It’s time for our weekly tradition of gathering up two of the fairest funbagged wenches in all eleven counties and pitting them pears one against the next until a victor in the Battle of the Boobtastic is once more declared. Some have described this weekly tournament as barbaric, actually, that was my mom who said that. But most recognize it as a valid a sport as golf, only, you know, an actual sport.
This week’s vying vixens for the title of best puppies is the buxom hottie Sabine Jemeljanova wearing glasses to make you suffer extra hard, and Kelly Hall one perfectly alluring smiled and stacked woman of the sextastic arts. I don’t envy your job of selecting suckling wonderments between these two fine brunettes, but select you must. In you experienced opinion, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
Photo Credit: Page 3 Magazine
You may not be familiar with Spanish actress and TV hostess Carla Hidalgo, but after ogling her in her topless pictorial spread in Interviu magazine, you’ll likely want to add her to your Forty and Faptastic personal list. I know you keep one too, though perhaps yours isn’t written in permanent marker and framed from Aaron Brothers on the wall of your bedroom. Or, maybe it is. I respect that.
Carla follows in the grand tradition of European actresses not too frightened to appear topless in entertainment magazines because, well, she looks damn amazing, but it’s also just less of a taboo than here in America where nipples are tantamount to yelling fire in a crowded theater. I’m not sure why, but, I’m glad to be the guy who helps everybody work around that little issue. Well done, Carla. I respect both of your dramatic arts dearly. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Interviu
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