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Lake Bell Topless Udder Perfection Selfies Leaked, The Fappening 2.0

 

Updated Note: You can see all the Fappening 2.0 photos in their glory on DrunkenStepfather. (**sorry, these are now gone)

Editor's Note: we will not be publishing these photos for the time being pursuant to hot boobs code something or other. However, I'm quite certain that Reddit will be maintaining Fappening 2.0 photos, as well as Subreddits and other more bold users who don't fear the wrath of Khan. I can't give any credence to these links or what you might find, but funbags and lady nests seem likely. Hide the children and the family pets, please.

(Lex at WWTDD has a stunningly quick response to today's celebrity leaked nudes and maybe some better links.)

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Lake Bell, thy name is hot body. Lake has shown her outstanding chest off before on rare but happy occasion so we have seen her glorious teats in some measure in the past. But never by this particular measure. And when we do measure, her sweet and savories come out once more as some of the finest full knockers in all of Celebrityville. Such a vastly underrated incredibly hot body.

Lakte Bell may not be everybody's particular type, so be it. More Lake Bell for me. If after seeing Lake extensively flashing her honey bells you don't change your mind, well, then sir, you are a very hard man to please. As opposed to the rest of us Lake Bell enthusiasts who are pleased to be hard this evening. Do you see how I did that? Bless you and your boobtastic, Lake Bell. Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags! Emma Glover Takes Us Out for the Weekend With Her Office Kittens

 

I love Fridays. I lust Emma Glover. This is a match made in Egotastic! heaven. The passion inducing bosom brunette hottie glamour model gets down and ta-ta showy in her home office in order to titillate and keep you from getting any last work done before the weekend. As if work is something important. Nobody ever says on their deathbed how they wished they'd worked more. I can tell you many many will wish they had spent more time ogling and motorboating perfectly plump chest pillows like Emma. Myself included.

On the final day of the work week, we celebrate the rightful righteous set of love mounds that make this world go round in a peacefully passionate manner. This spinning orb has enough of the dark side, the hot chest side is the path to happiness. Embrace some boobies. Thank God It's Funbags!

Scotland Sticks With England, We Stick With Scottish Model Zoi Nekkid Hotness for Another Playboy.TV Free Offer

 

Every Scottish gent and lady I know voted for independence from the U.K, but go figure, I must know a certain subset because the Northern European land of Braveheart chose to remain with the United Kingdom in the big referendum yesterday. Alas, my blue war paint and haggis flavored victory candies went wasted. But, as a man who prides himself on turning lemons into lemonade, and clothed women into unclothed women more importantly, let's celebrate the still strong and proud Scottish people and culture with a look at Zoi, a Scottish super hottie who bared her wares on the pages of Playboy magazine.

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READER FINDS: Michelle Monaghan Topless, Kate Upton Bikini Bouncy, Shailene Woodley Topless and Much Much More…

 

As I stare into the large regal purple velvet pouch that contains our Reader Finds contributions for the week, I'm thinking about how explorers like Lewis and Clark must have felt when they first laid eyes upon the Pacific Ocean. If they did. I can't remember, they saw something I know. Each week for me is like a grand discovery, rising over the hillside to the sight of some glorious celebrity skin that will blow my freaking mind and also happens to smell a little briny. I love this moment each week.

This week's Reader Finds includes Jessica Alba wicked hot and sextastic on the big screen (thank you kindly to EgoReader 'Ian'), Alyssa Arce censored and uncensored topless peeks (kudos to generous 'Andy'), Charlotte McKinney so damn hot and covered topless (blonde goodies courtesy of 'Stan the Man'), Severina Vuckovic from what I'm told is a controversial sex tape (smoking hot mamas provided by 'Denny'), Cora Keegan udderly nekkid and fine (loves me some Cora, thanks 'Doc'), Katy Perry cleavetastic delights (cockteasery via 'Angelo'), Catherine Bell in her hotness prime (delightful and lovelies from 'Steven H.'), Juliana Schalch topless on the Latin TV screen (ay carambas delivered by 'Amy Louise'), Jelena Rakocevic topless in her skinematic turn (international yams packed by 'Peter'), Elizabeth Berridge classic topless silver screens (funbags funded by 'Owen'), Audrey Tatou delightfully topless in some Frenchie flick (she really is a blessing, thanks to 'Doug G.'), Lindsay Lohan from her might much finer days in GQ (oh, the former sextastic that was Lilo, thanks 'Timothy'), Kim Kardashian cleavy madness in Details (one of her finest works ever dropped off by 'Matty'), Emily Browning quite nekkid like in Sleeping Beauty (who can sleep with so many ta's, thanks 'Deeter'), Shailene Woodley further topless shots from her new indie (cups of joy via 'Darren'), Rose Leslie bikini and lingerie fun time (a Rose by any other name, mixed in by 'Barry D.'), Michelle Monaghan topless in her recent film venture (especially nice puppies provided by 'Yaz'), another peek at Kim Kardashian, this time in lingerie (keeping up with the ta's thanks to 'Saunders'), Kate Upton antarctic bikini outtakes (floppy icy cold Upton tubes from 'Gary'), Tara Buckman topless and then some (ooh la la's gifted by 'Gina'), Nishi Munshi from her Californication reveals (oh, memories of mammaries by 'Frank'), and last, but not least, topless model hottie Eniko Mihalik who always keeps it classy (as does contributor 'Les'). It's a ton, but you can do this, I know you can. Enjoy.

Leanna Decker Topless Hot Striptease Will Tingle Your Very Soul

 

I'm not sure how you make a gorgeous looking hot bodied woman taking off her stripety top any hotter, but if I has to make a rough guess, I'd say by giving her a ginger top like scarlet icing on the sextastic cake.

Seeing wicked scrumptious Leanna Decker stripping out of her clothes is truly a religious experience. I feel incredibly guilty, heavily filled with the spirit, and I just know I'm going to be rushing to find some thoughtful reflection time when it's over. She really is one alluring put together woman. I'm almost kind of giddy here, like a schoolboy seeing his first girlie magazine. I mean, after I sold it to them as I did back in middle school. Everybody needs to make a buck, everyone wants to feel a thrill. I served both needs. As Leanna Decker serves our needs today. Her version is much nicer. Enjoy.

Mellisa Clarke Naturally Naughty Ta-Ta Throwdown With Nicole Neal With the Sextastic Appeal

 

It's time for the weekly Battle of the Boobtastic. That moment each week when we celebrate the finest of the funbags by pitting two of them, make that, four of them, against each other in a competition for Funion supremacy. It's not always civil, but it's always super hot.

This week's battle pits the peaches of au natural goth hottie Mellisa Clarke and her brunette bangs against the banging hot body of blonde goddess Nicole Neal. It pains me to think of either of them going home unhappy with the results of a boob judging contest, but judge you must. Making attractive women cry is your sacred duty. So, in your expert opinion, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Mellisa Clarke vs. Nicole Neal

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Berit Birkeland Topless Minnesotan Beach Girl Hotness for Galore

 

If you happen to love your tall blonde Nordic types from the upper Midwest, prepare to fall in lust with young fair-haired model Berit Birkeland, or just Berit, as she's known in the fashion modeling pro circuit, featured this month quite topless and udderly delicious in Galore magazine.

It's not often that I come across a girl that steals my heart and loins in one fell swoop. Maybe thrice a day at most. Put this lovely funbagged lass well into that camp. I could easily see taking her to meet my parents so they can say to me, wait, I thought you were gay. Well, not that there's anything wrong with that, but, no, it's girls like Berit and their outstanding bodies that make me swoon and flutter. With a heavy lean toward the fluttering. Be still my tender bits. Berit, I am so damn glad to meet you. Enjoy.