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Humpday Huzzah! Mellisa Clarke Topless Striptease In Her Abode for Heavy Duty Tingly Aboding


How I lust me some Mellisa Clarke. This naughty cutesy a little bith gothy brunette can break my heart with just one smile. With one peeling off of her top, she can damage me much more thoroughly. I'll take an order of both please. She really does make you feel extra-welcome in her boudoir, little cheeky smiles before reveals of sweet ta-ta's and taught little cheekies. Oh, my. I feel like I've died and gone to faptastic heaven.

Each midweek we celebrate the finest and most squeezable funbags in our mind's eyes. When at the top of the mountain, why not give a little squeeze Mellisa Clarke would either giggle or beat the tar out of you for trying. Personally, I'd take an order of both once again. So hot. Huzzah!

Crista Cober Topless Vampy Hotness, It’s Overwrought, But Ever So Hot


I'm a guy who can get into costumes and cosplay and some dress up games with the lovely ladies of the fairer sex. I mean, I won't do much myself, but I'm happy to watch and direct and on occasion, drop down into a British headmaster accent when a good bottom thwacking is required on a naughty schoolgirl. Still, my favorite way to see tall, hot, sextastic models is as naturally uncovered and un-styled as possible. Alas, magazines mean for women do quite the opposite. There has to be scenes and themes and masks and iconographic symbols and a whole bunch of stuff men never think of in the instant it takes an retinal snap of an alluring woman and the fire ignited down below.

Amazingly sextastic model Crista Cober gets warm and topless in the new edition of Vamp magazine. Surely there is just too much stuff going on in this pictorial outside of highlighting Crista's outstanding female form. It's like drowning a fine steak in ketchup at the table. Rather uncouth, if not grounds for imprisonment. Nevertheless, I don't run this world. Not yet. So until I do, we'll still have to wade through some nonsense to get to our particular treasures. Enjoy.

Jessica Impiazzi Strips Topless in the Garden for a TOWIE Ta-Ta Tuesday


The last time we saw Jessica Impiazzi, she was privately sunbathing topless in Spain. I suppose the TOWIE starlet has more formalized her relationship with the flashing of her ridiculously hot funbags for she turns directly to an epically hot stripping down in the garden in this memorable outdoor photoshoot.

With all the hullabaloo surrounding sextastic celebrities taking hot nekkid photos of themselves and then sharing them with boyfriends and the iCloud trash bin only, it's nice to know this world is also filled with beautiful women who delight in sharing their fine female forms with the ogling gentlemen and Saophic leaning ladies of the world. Such a blessing not in disguise any day of the week. Enjoy.

Andrea Yurko Is a Tall Topless Drink of Water in Treats Magazine


If you happen to like your brunettes tall and sultry and topless, you're going to love this Alex Freund pictorial of Andrea Yurko for Treats magazine. The nearly six foot tall fashion model gets all kinds of boudoir alluring for the cameras in an exhibition of the svelte lithesome lady form. I was drooling just hearing about this shoot. Now I'm full on in need of an emergency medical technician to restart my junk.

Every time I stare into the eyes, and ridiculously hot body, of a female siren, I feel my soul getting a little happier. It's like a warming sensation that starts at the toes and goes all the way to the top with some memorable stops in between. Women like Andrea Yurko remind me that no matter how complicated life can get, or troublesome the world, pure blessed relief is ever only one evening of lingerie and dimmed lights away. Andrea, call me, let's warm each other's souls. Enjoy.

Debora Omassi Topless Licking of the Banana (You Lucky Banana Bastard!)


Somedays you just need a little look at a hot sultry model licking a banana and teasing herself with household items. I call those somedays everydays. It's never a bad time to see an alluring naughty model like Debora Omassi in this Emanuelle Ferrari playfully bad kitty photoshoot. I'm not sure you can get all your potassium needs from just licking a banana, but that doesn't mean I'm ever going to tell Debora to start biting. Oh, no. No biting.

There's nothing finer than a little kinky fun time with a hot girl, some props, and a camera. It's even better when some college kids with time on their hands don't need to invade personal iCloud accounts to get these types of photos. Debora has them rolling publicly like a benevolent hottie should. Bless your heart. And those wildly perfect funbags. Enjoy.

Eila Adams Nekkid SkyDiving for the Naked News (VIDEO)


There's almost nothing the girls of Naked News won't do to cover a story. I should add, nothing they won't do to cover a story while in the complete buff. Naked News anchor Eila Adams takes on the task of skydiving while completely naked, which I'm quite certain is one of the few possible things that could get me to jump out of a perfectly good airplane. Chasing after a naked woman plummeting before me.

Check out the Eila Adams Naked Skydiving Video (NSFW) for your action sports fill of the day. And be sure to get an Ego discounted Naked News $6 monthly membership because it's one of the very best things out there on the web. I mean, if you like to see girls report the news in the nude, and also skydive, bowl, Pilates, fish, swim, play soccer, and other fun things in the raw. Enjoy.

Michelle Monaghan Topless Sweetness and Blissful Bottom Goodness


Though still in very limited release, the rather serious film Fort Bliss came out this weekend. I think it's also available on digital download now. While the coming home war story may or may not be for you, what I suspect will interest you in the delightfully delicious brunette Michelle Monaghan who I just recently saw from beginning to end in True Detective finally, getting topless and also flashing her beautiful bare hiney for her role in this film.

There's always something extra sweet when a sextastic celebrity you happen to be super lusting comes right along and appears quite unclothed onscreen or occasionally just so happens to have alluring photos stored on the impenetrable iCloud system. Either way, it's like a symphony of feelings unleashed upon you. I see nothing but a bright future for Michelle Monaghan and nothing but a bright future for she and I together for the next ten to fifteen minutes. Sometimes, that can feel like a lifetime. Enjoy.