Marike Wessels Topless Pool Swim Because Skinny Dipping Never Went Out of Style

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Oh, Dutch models, how can anyone envision a world where you don’t swim in our pools, stand tall and lanky in bikinis, and on fulfillment of my candle-blown wishes, appear topless in various fashion and style magazines that I borrow from the hairdresser next to my favorite pub. You are truly a treat.

As is the case of Marike Wessels who swims topless in Shaker magazine. It’s a well known fact that bathing suits only slow down your competitive times. Why bother? Especially if you have ridiculously hot body like Marike. She can’t be bothered with garments whilst plowing pruriently through the water. Neither can we whilst ogling her wicked fine female form. As much as I delight in the fine work of women’s swimwear makers, they’ve yet to produce anything so fine as the birthday suit. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Claudio Vignola For Shaker Magazine

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Stephanie Davis Nipple Slip At The National Television Awards

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Go braless and you take a big risk. A big risk of being totally awesome! Like young British soap star Stephanie Davis who blessedly went upstairs commando at the National Television Awards and her dare to bare dress bared her delightful nipples during one turn to the cameras. Not quite the explosive wardrobe malfunction, but plenty enough to make me say, Stephanie Davis, would you consider being my Valentine?

This being award season and dresses being wardrobe so precisely and preciously by groomers, you never expect to see a slip or malfunction, but when they occur, ring the gongs of Olympus. For there is nipple in the house. And the nipple was good. Enjoy.

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Stacey Poole And Joey Fisher Topless Babes in a Bed

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Nature has yet to invent a beauty equal to the not so mysterious wonder of two hot topless girls playing with each other. Really, I’ve seen the waterfalls and canyons and mountain peaks and rainbows, this is really tops. Bless you Stacey Poole and your BFF Joey Fisher for reminding me of the pure passion inducing power of even slightly faked lesbionics. There’s nothing fake about my feelings, I assure you.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to express myself emotionally and I’m not super comfortable doing that in front of others. It takes a real man to admit his girlish feelings. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Zoo Magazine

Jordan Gets Topless For “The Death Of Youth” Project


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Who is Jordan and why does EgoReader ‘David R.’ love her so dearly? I can’t rightly say, other than his letter to me read like the most beautiful proposal letter ever. In fact, I’m lifting half of his letter to re-write my belusted Edita Vilkeviciute and see if I can’t make 2015 be the year we both get married and acrimoniously divorced when I release our sex tapes accidentally on the Chans.

The photo project is called The Death of Youth. It sounds pretty dreary. I remember when my old man told me, your youth is over, it’s time to get out into the real world and get a real job. I was seven. It took me time to adjust. My coal miner’s hat didn’t even fit right. But it’s true, everybody has to grow up sometime. Fortunately, sometimes they grow up to be sextastic topless models in art shoots. Then everybody wins. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Giovanni Lipari

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Kayslee Collins Topless Simple Hotness in Fetishisms Outtakes

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You know I’m a big fan of the Jonathan Leder shot Fetishism series of photos. You also know that outtakes are more awesome often than intakes? That might be the wrong word. Those photos that didn’t quite make publication but are often more smoking hot than those that did. As is the case of Kayslee Collins who shot for Leder’s Fetishism Volume 2 series. Yep, some wicked fine outtakes.

I’m rather passionate about these bare styled candid snapshots of sextastic daring models like Kayslee. They just evoke so many wonderful feelings of peeping, peeking, and all around prurient fun. No need for elaborate staging or productions or post-productions for that matter. Photographer, camera, hot girl. The way it ought to be. Oh yeah, ogler as well. If a sexy girl takes her clothes off in the forest and we’re’ not there to see it, it never really happened. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Fetishism Vol 2 Video Outtakes

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Ewa Sonnet Topless Bodacious Lovelies Performing on the Rooftops

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I do so love my busty Polish girls. I should say, I’m infatuated with them. It does turn into something much more when they ascent their abodes to get topless on their rooftops. That’s a spiritual climb truly. One I ogle with extreme reverence.

Glamour model and erstwhile singer Ewa Sonnet took a break from being not flashing her epic knockers to doing just that while being the best thing to ever appear on the roof like a sextastic Santa. Wow she is a looker. And those fully loaded funbags are simply impossible not to dream of motorboating. Vroom vroom. Consider the outboard already started. Ewa, you are a tingle inducing Polski of exquisite proportions. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Ewa Sonnet

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Amanda Peet Topless! Leslie Bibb Bare Nekkid Bottom, Diora Baird Blurry Topless Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

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Oh, happy days when blessed and beautiful Amanda Peet flashes her bare knockers on the little screen. Thanks to Amanda and a slew Amazon pilots we have one amazing Boob Tube Roundup this week that also includes Leslie Bibb walking the catwalk nekkid, hottie Diora Baird in a bra and then no bra, Karisssa Shannon and Kristina Shannon topless though pastied on their backs, Ivana Milicevic leading her Banshee hotties, and much much more.

January truly is the best time for topless wonderments on the boob tube. A renewal of the social contract between producers wanting ratings and the gentleman oglers willing to give it to them with just enough skin. It really is a beautiful thing. Check it out and see if you don’t agree. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Banshee/Cocked/MadDogs/SalemRogers/Togetherness

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