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Mellisa Clarke Pits Her Peaches Against Holly Peers in the Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

 

Wow, this must be what those parents who have kids playing on opposing pro sports teams feel in those games where their offspring go head to head. Who to root for? You're going to have to turn your back on one of your favorites at some point, watch them lower the head into their hands, and still all the while take joy in the triumph of your winning progeny. Precisely why I intend to have athletically untalented children. I couldn't bear it.

But equally hard for me is a Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic between two of my absolutely all-time darlings. The alt-brunette supreme queen Mellisa Clarke, and Holly Peers, whose amazing funbags I feel like I've imagined fondling since before my balls dropped. I can not make a choice. And, luckily, I don't have to. That burden falls on you. So, as difficult as it is, I ask you, who's ta-ta's reign supreme?

Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic: Mellisa Clarke vs. Holly Peers

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Candice Swanepoel Topless Artsy Hotness In Interview Magazine

 

We really love when we get to see Candice Swanepoel modeling outside her traditional Victoria's Secret work. Not that that's exactly the chump change of visuals. But it's always nice to see what happens to Candice in the hands and camera-direction of a slightly more mature Euro stylings, as these revealing topless photos of her from Interview magazine in Germany.

Now, we know Candice is not shy about her body or showing it off. And we know that we are not shy about leering at her body as she shows it off. It seems like we have a match. A tad bit stylized and artsy for our tastes, but Candice topless anything and the rest doesn't really matter much. Enjoy.

Nikki Leigh Looked Amazing in a Bikini; Let’s See Her Nekkid Hot in Playboy

 

Yep, it's back, my favorite new game of revealing already revealing sextastic celebrities. In this case the wicked hot Nikki Leigh who we saw in her bikini photoshoot just but a few hours ago. But I couldn't really wait to share. Because, if you haven't seen all of Nikki, well, you're just window shopping and not really inspecting.

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Thanks to our friends at PlayboyPlus, we get a sneak peek at one of the more memorable photo sets of Nikki from her Playmate to-do's of last year. She really does photograph quite extraordinarily well. Good bones and all that. It's a mouthful. If you're lucky. Enjoy.

Humpday Huzzah! Sextastic Polish Model Topless in German Magazine Sounds Delicious (Just Wait Til You See)

 

Monika Jagaciak. Remember that name. Burn it into the neatly maintained directory in your libido, for this Polish model is about to make her case for a permanent place of residence there.

Featured in Vogue Germany this month, the supremely hot Monika manages to be elegant and stylish for the ladies, while taking her top off for the gentleman oglers, revealing just some impressively alluring chest puppies that would make me buy whatever it is she's selling. Sometimes, you need to dig a little to find the ultimate in the sextastic. But, you're busy, so I do it for you. Huzzah!

Rosie Jones and Rhian Sugden Topless and Finger Biting (Is This Heaven?)

 

When two ridiculously hot women start taking off their clothes and touching and biting each other, don't ask a lot of questions. In my case, just stay quietly hidden in the closet or from your vantage point outside their sorority room window. If you question it, it may go away.

Images of the belusted hotties Rosie Jones and Rhian Sugden going at it playfully in their new Nuts photoshoot brings back more than one, in fact, about 17,245, pubescent fantasies of my own involving girls getting all sweaty and Sapphic in grown up person lingerie, and not much else. Hey, some kids dreamed about hitting a home run in the World Series or landing a spaceship on Mars. I just wanted to see a hot topless girl biting another hot topless girls finger. I've achieved my dream. And you wonder why I'm happy all the time. Enjoy.

Leah Francis Topless Smiling Wonderments for Ta-Ta-Tuesday

 

Leah Francis has a couple things I truly love. No, not the obvious two. I'm talking about her award winning smile and spectacular hands. I'm a smile and hands-man, what can I say? But if I was given a second option, yeah, okay, I'd also find time to appreciate her ridiculously full udders and and caress them ever so thoroughly with baby oil heated to a comfortably warm 120-degrees. Not that I've thought of that much. This new pictorial from our friends at Zoo magazine has me in something of an emotional twist.

On Tuesdays we celebrate all that is bouncy, bright, and boobtastic. So, it's like Monday and Wednesday, but ever so slightly in the middle. Which is exactly where I long to be in relation to Leah Francis' funbags. Enjoy.

(For much more Leah Francis check out her covergirl library on ZooToday.com)

Angelina Jolie Boobtastic Tribute to a Woman With Not Soon Forgotten Amazing Funbags

 

As  you may have heard by now, Angelina Jolie went public with news that she had a preventative double mastectomy to nip her highly likely genetically-sealed chances for breast cancer right in the buds. We applaud Angelina for her public discussion of her personal medical condition as nobody, but nobody, loves healthy boobs more than the Egotastic! family. Let's keep them that way for all women, as much as humanly possible.

However, we are not without tribute to our fallen brave soldiers here, so, without further ado, while we may never see them again, we can still wade into the treasures of the pleasure chest that was Angelina Jolie's faptastic funbags. Enjoy.

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