I can’t help but feel reminiscent here on a rainy day in Hollywood. Perhaps that’s because it hasn’t rained here in nearly a decade. Just thinking about the dozens and dozens if not hundreds of weekly get togethers here at my place, our virtual drum circle made so much better by the presence of both girls and mandatory tops for the guys, optional naturally for the girls since I like them better. Somedays here I feel like I did those summers long ago on the last day of sleep-away camp when I would go and punch the all the kids who had tormented me then hop on the bus and yell for the driver to ‘move!’. He never did. And that never worked out well for me. But this gathering on Fridays here we call Reader Finds
, this is like our collective safe space, gloriously filled with celebrity skin.
This week’s Reader Finds includes the Latina hottie Noelia Rios baring her assets (thank you kindly to EgoReader ‘Gerry’), Hannah Ferguson in wicked hot see-through SI outtakes (bikini boobtastic worship time from ‘Owen’), best of asstastic from Shakira and Rihanna in their sultry music video (tush push via the ever faithful ‘Thomas T.’), Gwyneth Paltrow, Kelly Preston, and Christina Applegate bikini time in View from the Top (an overlooked not so classic, shared by ‘Sullivan’), gloriously hot Czech model Michaela Isizzu (kindly contributed by ‘Peter D.’), Lucy Mecklenburgh sextastic calendar posing (gushing forward thanks to ‘Ben’), Tricia Helfer smoking hot in FHM (I remember whens via ‘Tina C.’), Anthea Page nekkid with a lolly (damn hot visuals provided by ‘David E.’ and Treats magazine), thespianic Zoe Kazan topless in skinematics (pleasantly plumpers from ‘Zach’), Talitha Luke-Eardley topless in funbag laden sequels (brunette lovelies dropped off by ‘Jackie R.’), Josephine Decker quite topless in Art History (better than my art classes, kudos to ‘Big Jim’), Helen Shaver topless with a Sheen (throwback topless by ‘Mario’), Anna Friel topless in her silver screen gem (bite sized friels courtesy of ‘Dylan R.’), Kimberly McArthur in more ta-ta laden classic skinematics (bouncy flouncies via ‘Hernan’), hints of Lauren Cohan boobtastic in her sex comedy turn (please cohan me the lotion thanks to ‘Alex S.’), Tricia Helfer again, this time topless (from the mind of ‘Minnie’), and last, but not the least, Miriam McDonald and Shawna Waldron topless in poisonous sequels (blessed be the Skinematics via ‘Tim K.’). It’s a handful, a mouthful, and at least seven toes full of hot celebrity skin. Are you digitally man enough to handle it? I have faith in you. Enjoy.
Have you ever thought to yourself, boy, I wonder what life would be like if I could get all my news and entertainment reporting from the likes of hot blondes like Whitney St. John removing their clothes while they tell me all the latest celebrity gossip? I used to think about that a lot. Now I just live it with my own Naked News subscription, one you need to get this Christmas for yourself and anybody you call ‘dude’ for the incredibly low price of FREE for 7 Days. Why, yes, that is an affordable price. It’s not much more after the trial period, worth every prurient penny.
In this week’s Entertainment report, Whitney shares with us news including, and most importantly, the existence of a lesbionic Kendra Wilkinson sex tape. Could it be true? Let us wish upon a star and or ogle Whitney’s bare nekkid body while reporting the story. It’s time the news got sexy. Enjoy.
Did I mention Naked News free for 7 Days? You really owe it to yourself and that thing dangling between your legs, no, that other thing, to take a tour.
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It’s time. The every seventh day chest conquering gala we like to call the Battle of the Boobtastic. That once a week permission slip for girls to exercise their competitive juices with their hands down at their sides and me looking to capture those juices in a mason jar and save for a lonely day. This week’s contestants in the finest funbag competition this side of my Uncle Joe’s GILFs galore setup out by the old highway. are the newly blonde streaked Holly Peers, a true champ of the chestal skills, and Lucy Collett, a redheaded ball of fluffy wonder who I’d shank any one of you in the showers for two minutes and eleven seconds of conjugal time.
These two lades are both deserving of more than anything we could ever give them. Still, let’s hand one of them a victory today in the Battle of the Boobtastic. In your savant opinion, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
Photo Credit: Page 3 Online
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I don’t see my lust for hot pregnant women as a curse, I see it as a blessing. For one, women will always get pregnant, that’s not ending any time soon. Secondly, the best looking women will always feel a need to show off their pregnancy, that’s a wonderful new thing. And finally, stop judging me! I do so lust the look of stellar women burgeoning with life, not to mention the milky udders that come as part of the package.
Nicole Trunfio has always been one of my Aussie transplant favorites. I actually cheered aloud when she moved to the U.S. to ply her craft, bare her wares, and inevitable produce future attractive next generations from her blessed womb. Why not share the miracle of her work quite unclothed in Harper’s Bazaar Australia. I’m not saying every woman with child should do the same, but let’s start with all the supermodels and expand the program from there. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Harper’s Bazaar Australia
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If you have a thing for unique looking Estonian models and some rather unique slash fairly creepy shot topless photographs, well, my friend, you’ve come to the right place. I just had to share this bare pictorial of Estonian modeling hard working teen Anni Jurgenson all kinds of weirdly shot and Halloweeny in ODDA magazine. It’s definitely different than much of what we put in the Egotastic exhibition space daily, but I like different. Shake things up a bit with Anni’s au natural bare teats and a penchant for Goth showmanship.
If you ever have hopes of working with Baltic models, I’d definitely start sketching out some creepy leaning poses and stagings. That seems to be a fairly common theme for their work. I’m not sure if that’s cultural or just a stereotype employed by photographers who have never been to an Estonian party before and drank and danced and giggled silly for twelve hours like I have. Those folks are anything but morose. They can however hold their liquor far better than I. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: ODDA Magazine
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has been in the news of much lately, both discussing her sexual experiences with Hef, and discussing her husband’s sexual experiences with another transgendered male and whether or not she’s going to take him back. That’s a lot of discussing. I’m not one for lots of talk, instead I prefer to focus on ogling. No matter where you land on Kendra as a person, there’s no denying you would like to land on her as a Playboy model, and thanks to our friends at PlayboyPlus, let’s take another delicious tour down Kendra mammary lane.
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There is a reason Kendra is famous and successful to this day and it was all predicated on these alluring looks and short but sweet body of hers. The clubs wanted Kendra the minute she turned eighteen because they could see in her an immediate draw for the male clientele. They were right. As was Playboy in picking her to be Hef’s concubine and reality show starlet. And even now I guess she and her reality shows appeal to a completely different demographic. But it all started with the bodacious body. Quite the career foundation. Enjoy.
By the way, did you see that thing above about getting PlayboyPlus for one-hundred cents? I hope so. It’s Christmas, get this done now.
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Here’s what I’ve learned from my tour of Asia and Japan in search of Eastern sextastic celebrities — I really do like my work. I feel kind of like a poor man’s Indiana Jones uncovering treasures from around the globe. Only instead of silly artifacts or material treasures, it’s the most invaluable booty of all, that is wicked hot passion inducing women with very few clothes on. Like Japanese glamour model Kazuki Asou
. Oh, yes, this is a find.
Okay, so the wig might be tipping pretty far in the cosplay anime direction, a good thing for many of you, the underlying hot bodily talents of Ms. Asou in this boudoir striptease are rather astounding. I’m not saying this is the best way to share with your children where babies come from, but it’s certainly not the worst way either. I’ve managed to find a good excuse to comb through ridiculously hot photos of Asian girls, I’m sure you can think of some excuse as well. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Kazuki Asou