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Emily Agnes Nekkid in Playboy Magazine Part Deux, By Popular Demand and Near Riots

 

We had a rather warm reception to last week's announcement that our bodaciously boobtastic object d' lust, Emily Shaw, had changed her name to Emily Agnes and was set to be the Playmate of the Month for July 2014. Quite an honor. And quite an opportunity for us to bring you yet another pictorial  of the ever so crazy hot yams and all over fine female form of Emily Hottie. That might just be the right name for her.

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Emily plays the role of naughty "Insatiable' vixen in her new set of Playboy shoots. The very thought of Emily as a nymphomaniac with that body as her weapon makes me want to surrender in all kinds of bound by silken ropes ways. I love the glasses. But if she whipped them off purposefully and told me what a bad boy I've been, I would definitely need oxygen, a defibrillator, and some peanut butter M&Ms. It's never the wrong time for peanut butter M&M's. Oh, Emily, you are a heartthrob of intensely throbbing proportions. Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags! Sophie Reade Topless Ta-Ta’s Robust and Ready for Reveal

 

Sophie Reade certainly seems like a fun girl. I can't claim to know her as well as some of her peers, but she and her bodacious racktastic certainly strike me as somebody who'd make my top ten list of ladies I'd love to have in my hot tub. If I had a hot tub. Or ladies.

Featured in Zoo magazine, Sophie shows why she's perfectly suited to the simple sextastic photoshoots owned by girls with winning smiles and even more winning bodies. On Fridays, we like to round out our week of fine female forms, with the memorable curves of some of the finest, funnest, and most raptastic ladies on the planet. If you're not dreaming of Sophie Reade tonight, you're not dreaming properly. Thank God It's Funbags!

Cameron Diaz Booty and Jessica Brown Findlay Bare Boobtastic Highlight the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

I don't know about where you live, but where I park my car slash mobile bungalow, it's damn hot this week. Sweltering hot. When it's time for air conditioned relief, my mind always turns to house siting for one of my friends with a big screen TV to catch up on movie recommendations from the good and horny folks at Mr. Skin. They know what's nekkid onscreen and they're not afraid to tell you.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute includes Cameron Diaz nipple slips in Gangs of New York and Vanilla Sky, as well as her panties-clad booty shots in Sex Tape, Olivia Williams flashing right boob in Sabotage now on Blu-Ray, and Jessica Brown Findlay of Downton Abbey fame flashing her perfectly ripe udders in the mini-series Labyrinth currently out on Blue-Ray.

Absolutely positively certainly do not neglect yourself, get a Mr. Skin membership discounted for EgoReaders. The Mr. Skin service is pure joy packed into digital format.

READER FINDS: Emily Ratajkowski Covered Topless, Kesha Nip Slip, Iggy Azalea Nip Sip, and Much Much More…

 

Oh, happy days. Everyone please, gather round the not so secret Santa tree and see what treasures are lying 'round the Egotastic! tree. Of course, you know what's there already since you were up all night like elves putting them there to surprise me. Friday really is like Christmas each week for me delving into the pile of skin-filled goodies submitted by only the best readers in the world. And I mean that. Without you, there is no Egotastic! Though, no, you can't borrow my car this weekend. The '01 Camry is a classic I just can't trust out of my hands. Let's get to it.

This week's Reader Finds includes Emily Ratajkowski barely covered goodies (thank you kindly to EgoReader 'Annette'), sweet throwback to Denise Crosby topless (lovely reminiscing from 'Darnell'), Monica Bellucci topless on the big screen (sweet Monica treats via 'Elster'), Candice Swanepoel barely covered nekkid joy (delicious find from 'Owen'), Eva Green in yet another splendid topless role (Green gems from the mind of 'Max'), luscious Anna Torv covered topless in Esquire (fine peeks delivered by 'Tim T.'), Natasha Poly topless wonderments for the ladies (women's magazine discovery by 'Aaron'), Sandra Kubicka bikini test polaroid shots (test passed with the help of 'Steven H.'), Susana Molina quite topless for cinematic glory (lovely Molina mams provided by 'Kent'), Californication beauty Natascha McElhone fully nekkid in skin on celluloid (always been a wowzer, so thought by 'Lees'), Claudia Winkleman classic nip slip (Anglo headlights via 'Tony J.'), Abby Clancy panties peeking upskirt (ogle-a-boo made possible by 'Denny'), Danica Patrick ten years ago in FHM (classic Danica 'wow' justified by 'Emmy'), thespianic Thylda Bares swell funbags bare in something European (outstanding actress ta's thrown over the fence by 'James P.'), Stacy Haiduk and her early 90's perfect pert pair again onscreen (outstanding yams thanks to 'Dougoon'), Marisa Miller behind the scenes of her Boston Common lingerie shoot (oh, sweet Marissa, bless you 'Zach'), Katie French pool time skinematics (lust in pools is real lust thanks to 'Pinks'), Ashley Emma doing her glamourous globe thing (Britty lovely pillows from 'Frizzy'), SueLyn Medeiros getting into her sex tape role, quite naughty (bumping uglies caught on cam by 'Les'), Karen Gillan in a see-through lovely top (nice find by eagle-eyed 'Dave'), Kesha nip slipping in her new music video (intense scrutiny on the part of 'Zac D'), Iggy Azalea flashing nip in her new music video as well (spotted proficiently by 'fake12'), Ashley Sky quite see-through on the runway (video catwalk discovery from 'Bob'), Asian volleyball star Altynbekova Sabina tall and hot all over (a personal lust quest from 'Rob heroically unblocked in Indonesia'), and last, but not least, the gorgeous bunny hottie Alyssa Arce strutting her see-through modeling wares (much ado about Alyssa by way of 'Roger'). Man, maybe I am oversharing this week. Nah, just about right. Enjoy.

Angie Heyward Joins Naked News; You Get To See Her On Naked News for One-Week Free!

 

I know, I'm awesome. I had a cousin who told me that once. Not so remarkable save for it's the only instance of a blood relative ever complimenting me. And that was only after I sent her twenty bucks via Paypal to purchase medical marijuana for her 20-something cataracts. Anyhow, that's besides that point. I am once again completely awesome as I have convinced the good folks at Naked News to give EgoReaders a one-week free viewing period for Naked News since Angie Heyward is now available in the raw hot news giving flesh. I'm not going to call it a must see, even though, yeah, it is.

Holy Cannolis Angie Heyward in her nekkid entertainment news clips!
Double Holy Cannolis Naked News Free For One Week!

For those that don't know, Naked News is a completely legit news organization with daily programs on Hollywood, music, pop culture, and events of the day with hot anchors who get completely naked. It's Entertainment Tonight, except Mary Hart is butt naked. Sure, you can keep watching boring depressing news on TV, or you can watch sexy naked girls delivering the news and occasionally going nude bowling or nude aerobics. That tough choice is up to you, young Padawan. Enjoy.

Lucy Collett Topless Black Panties Striptease for Ginger Snapping Happy Times

 

Lucy Collett just seems like she'd be a fun gal to have on a summer road trip. Especially when I announced the topless only rules for my car. I bet she wouldn't balk at that rule. Or the one where we take turns sitting on the driver's lap and she's the only passenger. Your turn again, Lucy. Beg my ungentlemanly thoughts, but Lucy and her ginger topped sweet topless body tends to make prurient thoughts race through my head like greyhounds chasing a rabbit. Only, I don't want to eat the rabbit, I want to rub it all over with hot baby oil then tickle it with feathers. I don't know, maybe the greyhounds really want to do that too. I can't read dog minds.

Lucy, you are my sweet teated treat. I have been fond of you through think and skin. I think that's how the expression goes. Someday, we shall be together and the sounds of our merry giggles shall be matched only by the primal screams of our passions. And that's just the first date. Call me, let's make this happen. My iPhone informs me my calendar is open until as far as the calendar goes. Enjoy.

Lacey Banghard Chests Up to Sam Cooke for Game on in Boobtastic Battle Mode

 

I love it when the girls get together for a little flouncy funbag in your face time. It's the world's least violent and most arousing competition we like to call the Battle of the Boobtastic. Two lovely ladies, four faptastic chestal fineries. One will walk away with the prize package of my earnest appreciation and un-ending desire while the other will walk away with pretty much the same.

I don't play favorites. But in the contest of summer melons betwixt Lacey Banghard and Sam Cooke, you must do that very thing. In your talented and experienced opinion, between these two ladies of my dreams, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Lacey Banghard vs. Sam Cooke

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