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Syunka Ayami Smolders In Fishnet Stockings Topless Shoot

 

Japanese model and fishnet enthusiast Syunka Ayami is smoking hot in this topless spread. There is something magical about the combination of a girl in fishnet stockings with her funbags on display. It's the very definition of sexy. Syunka's breasts play peek-a-boo in a bra that is mostly made out of air. The rest of the shoot she just dispenses with clothing all together to display her chesticles in all their glorious glory. Syunka has that shy faux-innocent quality that Japanese girls have turned into an art form. They can stand out there completely naked but they still want you to believe they are good girls. I believe you, Syunka. I believe you. I wish American girls would learn the art of sexy coquettishness from our friends in the far East.

I'm not familiar with Syunka's work but I'll be keeping my eyes peeled and hope to see much more of her in the future.

Ayelen Paleo Super Sexy Topless Photoshoot in H Para Hombres

 

Super Sexy Latina model Ayelen Paleo showed off the whole package in a photo shoot for H Para Hombres. Most of the pics take place in a shower, which is where you usually find naked chicks in their natural habitat. Ayelen's ample bosoms are out in all their lightly moistened glory. Normally, a pair of gorgeous breasticles like these would be enough but the shoot also includes some revealing pictures of her perfectly shaped booty. I've rarely seen a pair of cheeks that are that perfectly symmetric and flawless. They should put her behind in the Smithsonian for further research.

H Para Hombres is like a Latin Maxim but with double the amounts of boobage. I think I might get me a subscription, you know, to help girls like Ayelen out. My cousins regularly forward me stuff from their site because appreciation of hot chicks knows no cultural or linguistic barriers.

Topless Models in Denim Jeans, It Is Mostly Definitely a Thing

 

I don't like to fight. Not because I'm not the utmost in manly male toughness, but because I always lose. You know that expression about 'pick your battles', well, I always pick the wrong ones. So I should've known better when EgoReader 'Mel C.' argued with me over some comment I made about girls in certain wardrobes being the hottest looking ladies on the planet. I neglected to mention topless girls in jeans apparently, which sent Mel C. into a rant about how I am as wrong as wrong can be and I don't deserve oxygen, or something like that.

I was going to fight back until he sent a solid book of evidence, presented herein. You may see some faces you recognize, you know, if you are looking at faces. But I am ready and open to admit my own omission on behalf of hot topless girls in denim. This really is a thing. A really good thing. Enjoy.

Melissa Debling Topless Office Striptease Makes Coming to Work Much More Enjoyable

 

I can't tell you how disappointed I was when I got my first office job only to learn that the busty hot girls in the office don't strip each afternoon in their cubicles. Even here at Egotastic! prevailing labor laws and all these newfangled sexual harassment rules hanging on the kitchen door prevent me from requesting such customs. Albeit, if it's voluntary, I'm not going to shut it down.

Nevertheless, none of this real life boring nonsense prevents the passionate man from engaging in some tried and true fantasy of a sextastic and ridiculously hot bodied woman like Melissa Debling stripping at her desk for some office time visual fun time. It really would help to increase attendance at work I believe. I'd probably never leave. I might just camp here and watch the replay on my iPad. Enjoy.

Rosie Jones Topless Shall Always Be Three Words That Thrill Me Like No Other

 

I feel like I've been in lust with Rosie Jones since before my bobos even descended into their current location, though I'm certain that can't possibly be true. Rosie Jones is still ever so young in her early 20's but her several years now of showing off her fine female form without many clothes feels like she's created a lifetime of memories already. Happy mammary memories.

But, like any great artist, there is no peaking for Rosie Jones. She's back again in outtakes from her recent Nuts photoshoot and looking simpler hotter and more funbag faptastic than ever. I'm not exactly sure how she does it, I only know I wish I could bottle it and keep it by my bedside for occasional sniffs. Oh, the aroma of Rosie Jones sextastic could mean that I never sleep on my stomach again, Completely worth it. Bless you, Rosie Jones. Enjoy.

Edita Vilkeviciute Nekkid and Full Frontal Bikini Changing in St. Barts

 

I'm beginning to feel a little bit like that William H. Macy character in Boogie Nights who keeps finding his professional adult film star wife 'engaged' in off hours work at every turn. I've just recovered from knowing that my future wife and extremely hot model Edita Vilkeviciute has been hanging out topless on the beach in St. Barts, now I've discovered she was caught changing and all over nekkid on the beach for all the world to see. Well, all the Egotastic! world to see. I feel like our relationship could use a few boundaries.

Obviously, I'm polyamorous, meaning, I have zero self restraint. And I expected to bring this up with Edita when she stops sicking her Teutonic dogs on me every time I get within fifty feet. But the idea that she's just going to flash her perfect bare funbags and lady nest, not to mention that world class bottom, sans any clothing whenever and wherever she likes. Well, I'm going to have to talk to her about who is wearing the pants in this future marriage. Hopefully, it won't be more for any great lengths. Enjoy.

Rosanna Arquette Topless, Paz de la Huerta Nekkid, The Game of Thrones Ladies of the Evening Nekkid in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

If it's Friday then it must be Mr. Skin forecast for the fun side of your home viewing weekend entertainment. Like clockwork, Mr. Skin informs you of how to get your minute hand on your six o'clock and have yourself a little private party. And this week is hardly short of many visually moving wonderments that ought to keep your quite content in your comfy chair with your remote.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute features Paz de la Huerta quite full frontal and nekkid and making out with Katrina Bowden in Nurse 3D now out on Blu-Ray, the hottie brunettes and redheads of whoredom on Game of Thrones getting nekkid themselves in the season opener on HBO, and veteran thespianic Rosanna Arquette not nekkid in Game Day out in theaters today, but quite topless in a number of her former cinematic ventures. It's lots of lovely funbags just the way we like them, full and ripe like summer berries. Enjoy.

(Absolutely do not forget the best Easter gift ever for your friends and family, a discounted membership to the entire vault of Mr. Skin.com)