Oh, happy day. You may not be familiar with crazy hot bodied South African model Shane Van Der Westhuzien but I assure you, you will not soon forget her. This bodacious blonde has been a favorite of bikini and swimsuit purveyors and photographers for a few years now, but to see her topless and quite bound in this pictorial, well, wow, damn, dang, and just a big old thank you.
Shane is simply one of those curvaceous blondes who remind you why you look forward to each new day. Also probably why you’ll spend the next seventeen evenings dreaming about waking up to find Shane in your abode all kinds of nekkid and suspiciously tied up. Don’t ask too many questions, she might go away. Just get down on your hands and knees and thank your higher power. Also, remind Shane of the rules involved if she ever wishes to be untied. Be stern, but fair, even as your knees are buckling and your mouth drooling. So damn hot! Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Yuri Acurs
Tall and blonde and lovely euro model Maya Stepper is fast becoming the favorite of photographers who love to get tall and blonde and lovely, not to mention, naturally sweet teated, models into nature for shoots among the trees or rocks or shorelines of this blessed blue planet. She just photographs ever so well. Funbags most definitely included.
In this mini-pictorial for Treats Magazine, Maya shows off just the most compelling of tips of her hottie iceberg, an alluring Germanic woman with the kind of body that mean dream of, including myself, thrice last night, and once again just ten minutes ago during a power nap. I often ask myself if I could actually ever handle such a woman, then I remember that it’s really all I ever wanted in life and I cry and tell myself yes. I really am an emotional whirlwind around ridiculously hot topless women. I probably need to alter my medication away from light beer. Stellar wonderments, Maya. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Jacques Weyers For Treats Magazine
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SI swimsuit hot stuff Rachel Hilbert continues to reveal her long and lean and sextastic female form by way of some more than alluring Tyler Kandel black and white photos, this time stretching and preening and ultimately working the pool table quite topless in this short, but epic mini-series of photos of the extreme hottie.
Rachel is one of the growing number of even American models who realize the international scene requires a lack of modesty in terms of showing off the half-monty by way of mammaries. If you’ve got them, flaunt them, it really only does make you look that much more beautiful, speaking on behalf of the millions of men with their eyeballs popping out at the moment. Don’t hide your blessings from the rest of the world. Share them as dads do Lifesavers with their sons after big sports losses. Ta-ta’s won’t rot anybody’s teeth, though they will have a little chew if nuzzled properly. Just so damn hot. Enjoy.
Photo Credit:Tyler Kandel
Not to be confused with my future bride Edita Vilkeviciute, the lovely lass and brunette statuesque Lithuanian babe Julija Steponaviciute is a couple years young and very much the tall hot bodied equal of my future betrothed. I know the names are a challenge, but if you can learn them for your favorite NBA basketball stars, you can learn them for wicked hot lanky fashion models from the Baltic with little to no fear or removing their tops for added passion inducement.
Featured topless for the current edition of Elle Belgium, Julija shows off her taut and tight sporty side, which naturally needs not include a bra or top. I wish more of our athletic diva would take note of such advice. Tops are definitely optional during sporting events. Let Julija be your guide. Girls like her don’t just run along topless on the beach every day now. But if you find a beach where this is the case, I’d just go ahead and pitch your tend and stay awhile. You’ve found heaven on earth. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Elle Belgium
The delightfully tanned, hot, and ta-ta splendid Cannuckian model Charlie Riina suffered a wardrobe malfunction of sorts shooting for the bottled water company devious folks in nothing but a leather jacket and a pair of jeans. Even The Fonz knew you had to wear a shirt under the leather jacket, so it’s hard to believe Charlie didn’t have some inkling her perfectly splendid funbags would be making some kind of grand entrance during the course of this sun-filled photo snapping. These aren’t exactly photos for her Christian Mingle profile, though that would get you many bites.
Charlie has been one of our favorite of these H20 models and former Bunny topless lovelies to be repeatedly out there by the water pimping the water by way of scintillating body. She’s got that in spades. And thanks to what may or may not technically be a malfunction, one epic pair of lady melons to boot. Intentional or accidental, my eyeballs remain quite pleased. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: FameFlynet
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Sort of a delayed version of my favorite game ever, wherein we saw Kylie Johnson modeling little bits of lingerie last week, and today we’re going to get to see her all kinds of nekkid wonderful and topless from her pictorial in Playboy. The steamy sultry Kylie represents the unnecessarily small percentage of women of color gloriously exhibiting their stellar bodies in major men’s magazines. There is no right number for these things, I would only say more more more of these dark and exquisitely lovely wonderments of beauty and faptastic.
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Have you seen Ex Machina yet? It’s pretty cool as far as you thinking movies go. And pretty mature and exquisitely grown up as far as your topless women thespianics go. Alicia Vikander
and Sonoya Mizuno
provide the topless treats in this visually stunning cinematic venture. If you’ve ever been a fourteen year old boy, you know how bare sweet funbags in a sci-fi thriller can shape your entire next several years of wanting women. If you’re a man who’s never grown up past that fourteen year old boy mindset like myself, it will continue to cause the very same feelings.
There’s really nothing better than when solid movies and more than solid sextastic women without their clothes on come together in splendid cinematic fare. Perhaps my sole pet peeve with Mad Max. Oh, to have Rosie Huntington-Whitely topless would have made that one of my favorite movies ever of ever and forever. Someday, I’ll rule the world and make this all so. For now, we always just wait and hope. See Ex Machina. Very cool. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: “Ex Machina” DNA Films