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Michelle LaGonrod Sizzles Topless in Black Lingerie and Pure Unadulterated Lust

 

If you happen to like wicked hot Venezuelan models who've moved to Mexico to seek fame and fortune and magazines the splendidly focus on hot nekkid Latinas, then you're going to be heels over head for Michelle LaGonrod and her silky stocking covered body of delights.

Michelle is featured in this month's H Para Hombres magazine, showing off various passion inducing poses and a body so hot, you can fry an egg on it from 500 feet away. Seeing Michelle like this only reminds me I need to expedite my Spanish language classes, most especially the one where I train in the use of naughty idioms. There are so many things I'd love to do with Michelle in Spanish. Oh, dios mio. I am in lust! Enjoy.

Lizzy Caplan Topless, Gretchen Mol Topless, Rachel Korine Topless, It’s the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

The best boobtastic of today's celebrity, outside of hacked Clouds, exists on the small screen as the big screen leans ever more toward child robot fare. Not that there's anything wrong with child robot fare, it is my standard date film. But grown up movies for grown ups with grown up body parts are becoming ever more extinct. Meanwhile, on the small screen, funbags are thriving.

This week's Boob Tube Roundup includes a long look at Lizzy Caplan topless once more in Masters of Sex. What a dame as they used to say in the 50's, I think. Also making a chesty appearance, Gretchen Mol in the final season of Boardwalk Empire, something we haven't seen from her since the earlier seasons of the show. And, lastly, Rachel Korine flashes her gingerly teats in The Knick, continuing its first season run to much sextastic acclaim. Three fine ladies, six honking honkers. It's the Boob Tube Roundup. Enjoy.

Olivia Wilde Topless Luscious Treats and Bum Peeks in Third Person

 

I think this film was in the can for a while before making a festival run last year then ultimately being released this summer to a very minimal audience. In short, while indie film Third Person got raked over the coals by critics, nobody really stopped to say, hey, wait, Olivia Wilde is topless in this movie. That's why you have us here. It's out job to remember this actually happened and share it with you.

This is clearly the sextastic Olivia Wilde pre-baby, not that she won't once again soon have a spectacular body with her blessed genes and no doubt strict workout regimen. But to see one of the most often overlooking super hotties of Hollywood with her perky pair out there for perfect ogling, well, who cares what the critics say, I call this a tour de force performance. I'm forcing a performance as we speak. That's rude, but, Olivia Wilde funbags! Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags: Yayoi Houjou Topless with The Bandage Motif, It’s Okay, She’s More Than Alright

 

You know I understand art and themes and symbolism about as well as the squirrel out on your lawn decided if a bottle cap is a nut or not, so when I see wicked alluring Japanese glamour model Yayoi Houjou nekkid save for some bandages and some makeup of marks on her body, I have zero idea what the heck that is supposed to mean. Rather, like the caveman that once bore me, I lay back and just stare wantonly at her ridiculously passion inducing body, including a much obliging patch of fur not oft-seen in these days of shorn clean lady nests. I for one call this a triumph.

Each Friday we top off the week by celebrating the most moving and transformative works of art in the sextastic collection. Yayoi Houjou may not be a household name in this country, but that's okay, you can just whisper her name softly while you watch her remove her bandages. There is no wrong way to ogle a crazy hot nekkid woman. Thank God It's Funbags!

Whitney St. John Strips Naked to Report the Naked Entertainment News

 

If I've said it once, I've said it seven times now, you really can't find a better way to spend six bucks a month to get your news naked from hotties than by becoming a member of Naked News. Sure, you can watch Katie Couric with all her clothes on, if that's your thing. Or you can watch the likes of Whitney St. John delivering her entertainment reports whilst stripping out of her confining wardrobe. Everything is better with nekkid hot women involved. I dare you to name something that isn't.

Check out Whitney's Naked News report video and get all your entertainment and celebrity news needs while staring at the hostess' lady nest. It's win win. I'm sure there's a third win in there too if you watch in slow motion. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Cameron Diaz Topless in Sex Tape, Pamela Anderson Nekkid, Cali Lee Topless and Much Much More…

 

Each week I have the pleasure of dipping into the Reader Finds email bag with my prurient little paw and extracting a week's worth of the best and most boobtastic of the content generated by you, the user, the reader, and all around scholar-athletes yet to be convicted for any type of human crime. It's both a privilege and an honor to be on the receiving end of your rightfully dirty minds, without having to wear any type of protective shield or latex wrapping. It is, since 1911, a little something we like to call Reader Finds.

This week's Reader Finds includes Lucy Collett showing how she does selfies (thank you to EgoReader 'Green'), Ariana Grande booty on an Aussie TV show (kudos out to 'Shannon'), Cali Lee, the adult film actress who messed around with Britney's boyfriend doing some fine movie work (sweet contribution from 'Devon'), Naomi Campbell topless in a Russian periodical (supermodel ta's delivered by 'Elliot'), Asia Argento topless on the silver screen (thank you kindly to 'Maria'), Kate Luyben topless in the vastly underrated Femme Fatales (Skinematics via 'Douglas'), Audrey Tautou topless in her own screen turn (French delights courtesy of 'Mon'), Marion Cotillard most definitely topless (luscious lovelies by way of 'Francia'), Juliana Scalch topless hotness in foreign cinema (windmilled over the fence by 'Len'), Pamela Anderson nekkid at Hugh Hefner's birthday party (the ta's jumped out of the cake thanks to 'Emory'), Rachel Mortenson wicked hot modeling pics (ooh la la's from 'Steven'), Olivia Cooke topless on celluloid (slipped under the door by 'Sweetz'), Juliette Lewis topless in Strange Days (indeedy do's handed over by 'Brad'), Kate Upton and Emily Ratajkowski and SI buddies in bikinis (bathing suit beauties previewed by 'Keller'), Hayden Panettiere in one damn sextastic shoot (H.P's thanks to 'William'), Elisa Dushku sweet in a bikini (underrated hotness via 'Tony'), Cameron Diaz topless moment from Sex Tape (rare nip sighting captured by 'Donnie'), and last, but not at all least, Sharon Stone flashing her bigguns in FI2. It's all good and skintastic. If only you believe. Enjoy.

Rose Leslie and Elizabeth Berkely Topless For the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

Normally I'd be talking about cooling temps of the fall approaching in my weekly weather report slash skintastic forecast of what to watch celebrity sextastic wise on the tube or screen, but as the 100's are approaching L.A., I'm personally thinking about hunkering down next to my semi-functioning AC unit with nothing on but the prescribed ogling opportunities recommended by our friends at Mr. Skin. Always at least three options for catching sweet ta-ta's on the screen, thereby providing a natural outlet for your potentially dangerous levels of body heat.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute includes the desirably Rose Leslie in the currently in theaters Honeymoon with memories of her mammaries from Game of Thrones, Erin Cummings quite topless and full-bodied on this week's Masters of Sex, and Elizabeth Berkely topless in Any Given Sunday now out on Blu-Ray. You could shvitz this weekend, or you could shvitz for a purpose. I choose the latter. I choose funbags. Enjoy.

(P.S. If you don't get your Ego-discounted membership to Mr. Skin, you will have sweated all summer for nothing!)