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Holly Coleman Is One Naughty Hot Topless Schoolgirl (Oh, How This Still Works and Works)


I could spend another thousand years watching hot women dress, and more importantly, undress, out of naughty schoolgirl uniforms and never grow tired. Oh, sure, throw your taunts and psychological criticisms of why such a cosplay tantalizes many a man's soul, I care not. I am confident in my personal tingly feelings that tell me when something is working. And hottie Holly Coleman climbing out of her little red plaid skirt and top, well, that's super extra tingly.

On Tuesdays we celebrate the finest in funbags and faptastically romantic girls. Holly Coleman is the full ticket to a land of daytime dreams and nighttime noises you need to hide from the children, lest they know from whence they came. Principal Bill needs to see you in his office now, Holly. We're going old school on the discipline. So wrong, and yet so right. Enjoy.

Charlotte Springer Topless on One Lucky Balcony Floor


If you know the goodness that is Charlotte Springer you know darn well that her little top is coming off at some point to reveal her tremendous bodily assets beneath. Not that she isn't a stunning woman while clad, but like most stunning women, she becomes whatever that word is beyond stunning when she removes her top and her perfectly ripe beaches dangle toward my fantasyland.

Charlotte Spring is one of those ladies that makes me happy to have been born on this particular planet in this particular era. You won't get this kind of thrill from being a single-celled moss like organism on Neptune. Although I suppose happiness is all in the eye of the beholder with a heavy touch of relativity. Nevertheless, Charlotte's glorious springers bring my cosmic tingles of the finest order. Long may she wave, especially in that all fours position. Enjoy.

Alice Aufray Topless Photos Turn the Fashion Model Into Fashionably Boobtastic


Do you happen to like wicked hot young French fashion models with a flair for topless exhibition? Why, of course you do. That's like asking a kid in Fantasyland if he likes Space Mountain. Or a more troubled kid if he likes Captain Eo. I'd report that last 0ne. Alice Aufray who has graced the cover of many a Euro fashion magazine with her traditionally sextastic fashion model looks now removes her top just a perfect amount for this Mark Drew black and white photoshoot.

Everything is artistic in black and white. I could turn my hairy-bottomed inebriated selfies into cultural worthiness just by reducing them to monochrome. Which I will someday threaten to do if you're not nice. I pity the hackers who find those photos. But for a ridiculously steamy young model, black and white serves as the perfect artistic excuse for flashing funbags. Bless you black and white. How much goodness you do bring into this world. Enjoy.

Derryn Lester Topless Shoot for Treats


The ever beautiful Derryn Lester let it all hang out in this topless photoshoot for Treats magazine. She is on a beach and can't stand to wear her bathing suit anymore. So, she takes it off and shows the camera her lovely perky boobies. She's got those pert little ta-tas with the slightly upturned nips. I always find these kinds of knockers endearing, like I want to buy them some cake before I motorboat them. She's also got quite the firm looking derriere. I would very much like to give it a playful smack, but that's how people get sent to jail. Some of the photos are in black and white to show that they are classy. I frankly don't care what color they are in as long as the girl in the pics is as hot as Derryn.

This is a good way to end the day, wouldn't you say?

Jodie Gasson Red Light Special Topless Striptease


British hottie Jodie Gasson shook her stuff in a topless striptease photoshoot. She started out wearing a see-through mesh top, giving you a preview of her extraordinary funbags. Then she took it off, (it is a striptease themed shoot after all), and there they were, her lovely giant naturals. At least, I think their natural. It doesn't really matter, they are great. Jodie is curvy, which I really like. My grandfather always told me that you can't trust a woman who is too skinny and doesn't have boobs or butt. These are words I live by. Jodie also has a fantastic booty to go with her jugs. If Jodie really was stripping at the local boob emporium I would spend my entire paycheck getting lap dances and hoping to motorboat those luscious ta-tas.

In the meantime, we have these pictures to indulge our Jodie related fantasies.

Amanda Wellsh Topless Black and White Shoot For Lui Magazine


Amanda Wellsh and her fantastic ta-tas were on display in an arty topless black and white shoot for next month's Lui Magazine. She wore a variety of weird outfits that either lacked a bottom or exposed her boobies. I'm not kidding, y'all, her funbags are a sight to behold. They are perfectly round. Other boobs would get drawn into orbit around Amanda's boobs because of their perfect sphereness. Yes, I know I just invented that word. But it's the only way to describe the magnitude of her yum yums. She's also got a phenomenal booty. The kind of derriere that inspires poets to write butt related sonnets. It too is perfectly round. Amanda is really tall and skinny which gives her an elegant look even when she's totally nekkid. She's classy nekkid.

I do so enjoy a sublime pair of knockers. Isn't that what makes life worth living?

Naked News Is Free For a Week! That’s the Naked Truth


If by any chance you wanted to try a 7-Day Free Trial of Naked News, the best news channel on any media any where including but not limited to every single major network and cable news outlet. Well, then, this weekend is the time for you. Heck, even I can afford free.

Our friends at Naked News are celebrating another racktastic Versus episode with the girls from Naked News playing billiards without any clothes on. There's more than cues that need chalking, if you know what I mean. I don't, but maybe you do. I happen to love these girls from NN, I'm pretty sure you will too.

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