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Bridget Malcolm Just Signed with Victoria’s Secret, Now She’s Topless in V, Glory Be

 

It was just last Christmas when young Aussie model Bridget Malcolm got her big break as a bikini model for her debut with Victoria's Secret. Now, we get to see her slender, but sextastic frame bared in a Mario Testino shoot for V Magazine. That's some pretty heady stuff. Not to mention body stuff. And Bridget has that going on. Yes, she's a slight framed hottie, but she's young and a fashion model and nothing I can't mitigate while I feed her hearty sandwiches all winter long as she accidentally remains trapped in my high mountain top cabin in the woods.

There's nothing better really than when we get to meet a new sweetheart and bing, bang, boom, there are her bare funbags for impression directly into the forever libido. I'm a happy man today, a spring in my step, and a slight strain of the retinal cones. But in the service of a greater good. Bridget Malcolm, you are that greater good. Enjoy.

Humpday Huzzah! Holly Peers Faptastic Funbags Ever So Perfect in Zoon

 

I feel like I haven't seen Holly Peers perfect chesty delights in forever. Even an hour away from her nurturing mammaries is too long for any man, let alone a baby, to endure.

Featured in this month's Zoo magazine, Holly shows why she doesn't need much styling or set decoration, let alone wardrobe, to be the belle of the visual ball. She's the kind of neighbor lady you hope doesn't install shades because she assumes nobody would be crazy enough to build a fifty-foot ladder of thatch and gum just to peek into her boudoir. Those are the kind of neighbor ladies that have yet to live next door to me. I'd build an escalator to the moon for the chance to see Holly lotioning her perfect jugs each evening. Then I'd never get off of it. Damn, Holly, you get me every time. Enjoy.

Super Hot ‘Roommate’ Cristi Nekkid Peeping in Her Apartment

 

Joe Wehner specializes in voyeuristic shots of desperately hot girls in everyday nekkid type situations. He's working on a new photo book called Roommates which peeks into the boudouir skin filled delights of young models such as Cristi featured herein. If you don't understand how Joe's photographic passions and my own love of all things peeping align, then you haven't been around here long enough. We're like an eHarmony match.

Now back to the heavenly hot model Cristi, the unwitting subject of voyeuristic New York roommate shots. Blessedly, Cristi is that perfect roommate who happens to be exceptionally hot, and also fond of walking around the flat quite nekkid. She's not the girl you go to as roommates and tell her she needs to put some clothes on. Unless you're other jealous girl roommates, then you probably do. Or all make sweet tender love in the bathtub together if this is the photo book swirling around my mind. Pure genius. My roommates have never looked quite like this. Enjoy.

Lea Michele Bikini Nip Slips, Hot Bottoms, And Everything Good in Between

 

Whoa, when Lea Michele lets go, she really lets go. Now I can't let go. The Glee actress has been hitting the hot spots of the European Riviera this past week, including her turn in a bikini off the coast of Italy like many of her Hollywood celebrity peers. Only Lea blessed us with some bare nipple poking out of her green bikini top, a very sweet compliment to her rather fine wet bikini thumper.

Lea Michele gets something of a bad rap in the City of Angels. I think much of it goes with the territory of being a successful woman and getting the 'bitchy' label. My guess is that term of affection is no more or less common around these parts than it is among the hottest girls in any any walk of life. There's a natural tendency to be a little needy when you have so many people offering to service your needs. Oh, that I could service Lea's. We wouldn't even need that silly bikini top in the first place. Lea, someday I'll have my yacht, please wait for me. Keep that asstastic constant. Enjoy.

Lucy Anne Topless Natural and In the Field of Funbag Dreams for a Ta-Ta Tuesday

 

I'm with so many of you in my lust of natural funbags. Not that there's anything wrong with modern science contributing to appearance, but something about the perfect hanging fruit, Mother Nature's handiwork that can never quite be duplicated. Which takes us to the lovely perky puppies of glamorous model Lucy Anne. Naturally, I'm inclined to hand over my extremely small fortune to any woman named Lucy with a nice smile and no top on. Superman had his Kryptonite, I have my lack of will power before bare ta-ta' on pleasant young women. Everybody has a weakness, even greats like Superman and me.

On Tuesdays we like to celebrate the beautiful curves on the feminine gender. That which makes women infinity times better to see without their clothes on than stupid men. Lucy Anne takes off her swimsuit and gives us quite the model of celebratory focus. I feel like if I take my eyes off her, she might go away. So this could go on for some time. Enjoy.

Valeriya Planidina Topless Pimping Denim, As It Should Be

 

In my never ending effort to make sure you've seen the bare boobtastic of all the girls you see strutting the catwalk at Fashion Week and on the pages of fashion magazines you peruse while waiting in the dentists office, I present the quite delectable Russian model hottie Valeriya Planidina.

Valeriya is one of the fast rising stars of the haute couture and now featured in this topless pictorial by  Andrew Kuykendall for Galore Magazine. It's called 'Denim' because Valeriya's covered in denim. But it's the uncovered parts that intrigue me the most. So I might change the title to 'Ogle Worthy Hot Nekkid Lady Parts'. Sort of that glass is half full, half empty thing. In my perception, see incredibly sextastic women partially naked means the glass is totally full. I'm an optimist. A very horny optimist. Enjoy.

Rosie Jones Topless Hotness Invades Interivu Magazine

 

I guess I wasn't the only one celebrating Rosie Jones epic funbags and her birthday this weekend. The good folks at Interviu magazine in Spain saw fit to honor Rosie with their cover and a sweet spread of her chestal goodness within.

Rosie Jones was born to model and make people happy. Not many people can say they're doing precisely as Mother Nature intended. Rosie brings so much happiness to so many people and at just 24 now, she has so many more years to keep doing so. Her legacy is as firm as... well, never mind. The point is, Rosie Jones is a goddess to whom I would bring purified rain water in a lotus leaf each morning to gently wake her. Well, first the morning sex, then the lotus leaf bit. A man has to keep his priorities. Enjoy.