All-Stars Posts:

Humpday Huzzah! Abbey Barnsley Topless Boudoir Pose Down Will Turn You Into Mush

 

I might just be speaking for myself, but seeing the blessedly hot and chesty perfect Abbey Barnsley slip seductively out of her lingerie makes pretty much every muscle in my body feel like I'm going through puberty all over again. In about eleven seconds. She is just so incredibly alluring I want to chew on a towel or pen a requiem in C-Minor or something that will lessen the primal urges.

On Wednesdays we celebrate arriving at the hump of the week by staring rather impolitely and longingly at some of the finest sweetest most passion inducing bodies on the planet. If Abbey Barnsley doesn't qualify for that list, well I'll be a monkey's uncle, who is still, by the way, ogling Abbey Barnsley whilst scratching my hairy bobos. Huzzah!

Sofia Vergara Nipple Slip Goodies While Being Dipped at Post Emmy Party

 

Since so many of you asked, well, here is the Sofia Vergara nipple slip from the HBO post Emmy's party in all of its headlight glory. Feel free to zoom in even more than I have, well past the goofy face of Derek Hough, to the suckling goodness just beneath her bust line.

Smooshed funbag and nipple from one of the hottest women on television. A true Latina siren of the small screen. And, now, you can be jealous of those who have nursed before you. Enjoy.

Lara Bingle Topless Hot Bikini Beach Combing in Hawaii

 

How much do I love it when sextastic Aussie model Lara Bingle gets caught sunbathing topless? Oh, this much. You can't see, but it was pretty damn wide there with the hands. Such is the breadth of my lust for this swimming suntanning sweet hot bikini clad lady who absolutely hates the tan lines. I must say, I'm an old school fan of the tan lines, though I do thoroughly support the means by which they are prevented. Such as Lara flashing her sweet funbags bare and right there for the viewing on the beach in Hawaii. She's hanging with her new boyfriend Sam Worthington who I imagine gets to do more than just look at those spectacular peaches and all-around alluring bikini body. Lucky bastard. I wish you'd lost in Avatar.

Lara, you really are an international treasure. May you never lose your passion for topless outdoor fun time. The world needs more models like yourself. Preferably, living across from me and forgetting to draw their blinds. Enjoy.

Rachel Jessee Topless Ginger Candid Perfection at Go-Topless Rally in NYC

 

When you got it, flaunt it. Especially when you are one hot ginger performer like Rachel Jessee, a Manhattan artist, performer, and strong supporter of the right for women to go topless in public. If I had perfect sweet funbags like Rachel Jessee, I'd be at the forefront of this march as well. I mean, after 22-hours of sudsing, massaging, and lotioning my faptastic sweethearts daily.

The right to Free Speech is second only in import of the right for hot gingers with beautiful busty boobs to protest their right to flash their udders in public. Actually, it's already legal in New York to do so, so this is more of an honoring the right kind of thing. I support it all. I only wish I could be there to give Rachel Jessee and her righteous chest the full support it needs. Enjoy.

Mr. Skin’s Top 15 Nude Scenes of All Time Revealed! Can You Guess Them All?

 

Why am I so excited? Because I have found a kindred spirit in Mr. Skin in terms of love of all things celebrity, hot, and nekkid. Mr. Skin takes a multi-vitamin or something so he has the energy to do far more work, like compiling the 150 Top Nude Scenes of All Time. He made a video. You really must see it. It's free to watch all 150 clips in countdown if you give them your email at Mr. Skin.com

And for the moment we've all been waiting for, the Top 15 Nude Scenes of All Time revealed. Can you guess which made the new highly scientific and carefully algorithmically sextastic list? I got ten out of fifteen right. Check out the countdown gallery to see if you can in the least guess who made the new #1. There, I've already such too much! Enjoy.

P.S. Did I mention the video containing all 150 top nude celebrity clips? Like you'd want to watch that for any reason.

Jessica Kingham Topless Boudoir Perfection for a Ta-Ta Tuesday

 

Oh, Jessica Kingham, how do I lust thee, let me count the ways. I just got to seventeen and I wasn't even particularly thorough yet. A busty blonde beauty with boobtastic to die for slowly stripping out of her lingerie in bed. Yes, I'll take two of those to go, please. Extra napkins.

Jessica Kingham really does float my boat, set it to sea, and then capsizes it with tumultuous waves of passion all without doing much more than slowly removing her bra. She really is a fascinating creature I believe I'd love to study for several years, if not weeks, up super close. Why not give appropriate adulating to the fineries of this buxom beauty on a Tuesday when we must be locked inside. That was rhetorical. I know you already looked. Enjoy.

Micaela Schaefer and Friends Topless 2015 Calendar Behind the Scenes

 

When you're Micaela Schaefer, a nekkid annual wall calendar isn't just a side hobby, it's one of your biggest projects of the year. The proudly audacious and curvaceous German model with little inhibition invited a few of her blonde Teutonic friends to get their clothes off with her for the creation of her 2015 calendar. Yep, it's that time of year again when the busty ladies are taking off their tops for calendars available well ahead of the Christmas shopping season. One of my very favorite times of the year, to say the least.

Miceala has built herself a nice reputation as a public exhibitionist, so naturally when shooting privately she has little to no evidence of being shy. Neither do her hottie boobtastic friends. I bet that was one rather delightful shooting experience. Check out the behind the scenes photos. Naturally, we'll have the finally calendar shots when they do become available. Enjoy.