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Eila Adams Unveils Hot Celebrity Properties for Naked News (VIDEO)

 

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I’m a serious journalist with various degrees in things we need not delve into, but suffice it to say, I’m not supposed to play favorites in any regard. However, Eila Adams is my favorite unclothed reporter on Naked News. So, there, now, take away my Pulitzer. The cute as as bunny naked hostess for Naked News this weeks brings in the million and billion dollar celebrity real estate homes, so you can be jealous of both her body and how much J-Lo is selling her home for. Trust me, it works.

Check out Eila Adams’ quite naked in NSFW video form HERE.

Naked News continues their 7-Day Free Trial Membership because like me, they are just certain you will love their online offering of fully nekkid talented ladies delivering the days news and sports and entertainment goings-on. It really is the single best way to keep in touch with your world. And some other delicate matters. Check them out. Have fun. Live a little. Go on. Enjoy.

Colombian Model Hottie Isabella Obregon Topless In Just Shoes (I Know, Just Shoes!)

 
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Solo shoes. I accept that as an acceptable level of wardrobe for sweet sultry Latina model Isabella Obregon posing for the skin loving good folks at Soho magazine down Colombiana way. This very basic model set, including boots only, certainly brings out the best and the boobtastic in Isabella, who can carry a photoshoot with just the tools the Good Lord lent her.

As I make my plans for my next road trip down the Pan-American highway, don’t think I’m not circling on the map the location of all the finest ladies in South America. If I can’t be personally turned down or slapped or beat up by at least 100 of Sudamericana’s hottest women’s brothers, I will not consider it a successful trip. Isabella Obregon, expect a knock on your door. I come in peace. Please tell your brother to hit me in the gut, my face is my livelihood. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Soho Magazine

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Eniko Mihalik Brings Spring Time Nip Peeks To Numero Magazine

 
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Thank the heaven’s for wicked hot Hungarians. I do all the time, including on your behalf. So don’t worry. You’re covered. And the results of our joint well wishes are along the splendid lines of supermodel Eniko Mihalik flashing her bare nips in Numero Magazine to celebrate the general fecundity of spring. I’m feeling particularly fecund myself leering at Eniko’s bare goodies.

All the great models bare their souls and hot bodies on the pages of magazines. It’s just one of those standards that the world has come to expect. Not so much in the U.S., but in Europe, Latin America, they accept the non-ironic position that if you’re going to make a living off your body, it sort of belongs just a bit to the public. I like that theory. No, I love that theory, almost as much as I do Eniko’s fine female form in that pulled up sweater. Oh, my. Mommy, hold me. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Numero Issue 162

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Virginie Ledoyen Topless Parisian Revival For Lui

 
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Do you remember French actress Virginie Ledoyen. Well, if you saw her fifteen years ago in The Beach with that lucky bastard Leo DiCaprio you certainly were immediately smitten. And now you may lust again as you witness the now late 30-something Virginie in some of her finest work yet, topless for Lui Magazine, because Lui is French for, we care about funbags too, and, yes, they certainly most definitely do.

Virginie has that classic hot Parisian urban girl in lingerie going on. Not to mention a smoking hot body. And probably smoking too. If you’ve ever had a fantasy of meeting a mysterious woman on the Paris metro for an interlude of memorably naughty proportions, this pictorial will probably feed your frenzy nicely. This entire trend of veteran hot actresses getting into the revealing photo shoots slightly later in their careers is going to be the death of me. The happy happy death. Enjoy.

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Holly Peers Topless Thong Clad Curves of Glory for Zoo

 
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Holly Peers, how I have missed you. I imagine the feeling is mutual. Though that might just be imagining. Most importantly, the peerless puppies of this delightful DD Brit are back and curvy perfect in Zoo magazine, one of the last remaining lads magazines in all of the Empire.

Holly was one of the very first busty topless glamour girls we ever fell in lust with. She’s simply outrageously hot, which helps, and her melons of pure joy are more than the hair of the dog that bit your bobos, she’s downright anatomically inspiring. There’s nothing you can’t do if you keep your eye on the prize, err, prizes. Personally, I might hit the gym. Mostly watch a little TV and drink one of those energy drinks. It’s really more of a club. Holly, check your email, I’m sending selfies of my curls. Enjoy.

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Georgie Darby Topless Muay Thai Workout, It’s a Real Thing, A Really Good Thing

 
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Everybody loves the MMA fighting these days. It’s cutting across all demos and audience segments, including into the world of high glamour glamorous goody two-melon models like Georgie Darby. I’m not sure if this buxom Brit is actually preparing to fight for real, I don’t care. I’m prepared to dream it. Why can’t there be a world where ridiculously bodacious young lovelies kick box while topless? In my world I assure you, it already exists.

It’s been a while since we’ve seen hide or peep of Georgie Darby, truly one of the exquisite bits of allure England has managed to foster in their lovely honey indoor hot house maintained on the royal gardens. She certainly seems to be in fighting shape, among other activities that stellar body might be optimally designed for. I think I need to do some crunches, or just head straight to the cold showers. Tap out. Georgie, I submit. Now take your prize. Enjoy.

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Alice Baton Strips Out Of Lingerie For Absolutely Pom

 
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You may not have heard of model Alice Baton yet, but trust me, you’ve already dreamed about her in your mind. Probably since age twelve or so. A near six foot tall statuesque fashion model beauty with all the right kinds of alluring preen and curves and poses that make you wish you had the moxie to be a European model photographer, or at least the guy with the spray bottle for the shoots.

Featured in Absolutely Pom magazine, which I read religiously while waiting for my jerky to dehydrate (no, that’s not a metaphor), the luscious long and lanky model strips out of her barely there lingerie to show exactly how a party turns into an occasion to remember. Sort of like the prom when your date whispers in your ear, ‘tonight is the night’. Except when my prom date said that she meant it was the night she told some other dude she had a crush on him. So goes my teenaged years. I wish I could relive them again with some of these Alice Baton photos. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Pierre Dal Corso For Absolutely Pom

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