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Miranda Kerr Topless Candid Pictures for A Long Awaited Glorious Gotcha Moment!

By Bill Swift | May 21, 2013 @ 11:31 pm

So maybe I had to spend my rent money acquiring these photos. A man can live without a roof, but he can not survive without Miranda Kerr topless pictures, full frontal, bold, beautiful, sextastic. I really think I'm going to cry. A crying homeless blogger is a wretched sight, the exact opposite of the visual glory that is Miranda Kerr with her top down.

Caught on the set of her first post-Victoria's Secret career swimsuit shoot, the MILFtastic Miranda Kerr displayed her perfect peaches in a manner we've not really seen so candidly before. Like mana from heaven, two wonderful manas. And, I think, worth the wait. Thanks for sticking with us. Enjoy.

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Jess Davies Topless Black Thong Only Goodness for Ta-Ta-Tuesdays

By Bill Swift | May 21, 2013 @ 11:18 am

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Jess Davies Topless in a Black Thong Lingerie Shoot

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Jess Davies really needs some solid attention from the gentleman oglers and Sapphic leaning female audience of Egotastic! This blonde boobtastic bombshell continues to shine in pictorials featuring her ridiculously sextastic body and the underrated skill of perfect hand placement in glamour photoshoots. Where to put the hands? Often a problem. The innately skilled like Jess know precisely where to place the digits.

On Tuesdays when we bow down and peek up at all that is inflated to precisely the right size, we certainly took note of Jess Davies, a simply black thong, and all the adult Disneyland type dreams that come from imagining the places in or around her Fantasyland. Bless you, Jess. Enjoy.

(For a ton more Jess Davies hotness, check out the Jess Davies official website.)

Lucy Collett Topless White on Ginger Perfection

By Bill Swift | May 21, 2013 @ 8:45 am

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Lucy Collett Takes Off Her White Top in a Topless Shoot

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I once saw somebody with a very big number of letters in their degree on daytime TV say that the more you love somebody, the prettier they become to you. It's been proven with science. Then all the ladies in the audience nodded their heads and agreed. And I shook my bowl of Fruity Pebbles in concurrence.

But I was thinking lust, not love. For clearly the more I lust a sweet hot ginger with the body faptastic like Lucy Collett, she surely seems to be getting prettier and prettier. I think that daytime female relationship expert was on to something, and maybe even without the aid of seeing such simply majesty as Lucy removing her white top over her ginger topped bodacious body to release her championship hounds.

Everybody seeks out the perfect relationship in life. A companion for the ages that fits you like a glove. I'll take Lucy Collett, and, yes, I will fit the glove. Enjoy.

Beth Humphreys Topless Biting Black Lingerie Outtakes for Mammarial Monday

By Bill Swift | May 20, 2013 @ 2:31 pm

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Beth Humphreys Boobtastic Topless Nuts Photoshoot March 2013

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Well, Monday's almost come to a close here, but there's no way we're not capping all the glorious celebrity skin from today with a treat from the boobtastic and beautiful Beth Humphrehys, and these glorious outtakes from her recent Nuts photoshoot.

Beth has that girl next door look to her, that is, if you happen to live next door to a smoking hot busty young brunette who likes to prance around in her underwear or less. And, if you do, please, invite me over. Mammarial Monday is a day to dream like no other. And, right now, I'm dreaming about Beth Humphreys, a bottle of chilled champagne, and the warm desires of a man who spends way too much time looking at nekkid women all day long. Enjoy.

Emilia Clarke and Carice Van Houten Game Up Topless Wonderments in the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO

By Bill Swift | May 20, 2013 @ 1:28 pm

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Emilia Clarke Nekkid Bath Scene in Game of Thrones

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Welcome back, Game of Thrones. Okay, so it didn't really go anywhere, but it has been a whole week without so much as a beheading, a blood letting, or, most importantly, some sweet bare boobtastic on the small screen courtesy of some medieval hotties like Emilia Clarke and Carice Van Houten, both of whom showed off their tubular tops on this week's episode.

Joining the gals from GOT in the Boob Tube Roundup is Thandie Newton, once again nekkid in Rogue (though mighty bloody too, be forewarned) and a few shots of some chained heat style toplessness from the new Australian show Wentworth. Okay, it's actually a reboot of a previous chicks in jail show called The Prisoner, but, the topless goodies are all quite new. Check it all out. Small screen, big payload. Enjoy.

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Kiara Mia Topless Bikini Pictures from Miami Beach For Your Matured Themed Entertainment Needs

By Bill Swift | May 20, 2013 @ 10:00 am

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It's a weird phenomenon that many adult film stars are quite shy and timid about attention in public when not at their more showy type jobs. Once they punch out, so to speak, it's back to normal, quiet, wallflower time. But Latina adult film star Kiara Mia is no wallflower. Nope.

She and her gal pal took off their bikini tops on Miami Beach over the weekend to get some almost all over tanning time in. Or, if you're more cynical, took the opportunity to get attention from flashing their master blasters.

In any case, who are we to question motives when bare boobs are flashing on the beach? Never look a gift horse in the mouth or a bare boob in the eye? Hmm, that one needs some re-working. Enjoy.

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Eva Longoria Wardrobe Malfunction Flashes the Bare Lady Nest (and Maybe a Lady’s Little Helper) in Cannes

By Bill Swift | May 20, 2013 @ 12:19 am

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Eva Longoria Wardrobe Malfunction Flashes the Goods at Cannes

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To be fair, my feeble elderly eyes can't say for sure that Eva Longoria is completely bare down there, and by that, I mean bereft of panties. There may be some translucent undergarment type thing. Either way, I think it's fair to say Eva is most definitely bare down there in the Brazilian waxing sense of the word. Additionally, the photos may indicate that Eva is experiencing that time of the month and utilizing methods that Carrie did not know available when she was in the shower. But, again, hard to say for sure. I'll leave that to the CSI Egotastic! volunteer army out there.

So goes Cannes. Where the rain could not step the A-list celebrities from wearing designer gowns up the red carpeted step to their various photo lines and movie premieres. Eva Longoria and her slit dress were there for the showing of Jimmy P. (Psychotherapy Of A Plains Indian) which I would go and look up what it is, and will, as soon as I stop looking at Eva's cooch. So maybe like another two hours.

Eva Longoria wardrobe malfunctions are happening more and more these days. I can only assume Eva is trying to tell us something. Or, maybe prayers just really are answered. I'll accept either, while I continue to stare. Enjoy.