Young Madonna Rare Nude Photos Uncensored

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I’m going to go ahead and bet my pretty face on the fact these photos of Madonna in her teen art model days are of the barely legal variety. As many of you may remember from memorizing the Material Girl’s life story, when she first started out away from home she paid the bills by serving as a nude model for art students and photographers alike. My read on this has always been that Madonna went into this with eyes wide open, a precocious, self-confident, and exhibitionist young woman from the get-go. Also, it did pay the bills.

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Our friends at PlayboyPlus have got their hot woman baring paws on some of the very original topless photos of Madonna from early photo work, revealing the body of a girl born to be famous. Or at least, command some serious attention. Every hero has their origin story, most every celebrity their risque photo backstory. If I’m Madonna, I’m nothing but proud of this work. I’m not Madonna, which is why I can’t seem to get a table at any decent restaurants. Still, we get some might fine ogles. Good on you, Madge. This is quite a scrapbook of your early work. Enjoy.

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Alexandra Park Bikini, Nina Dobrev In A Towel, Billie Piper Brought Back To Topless Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

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Something old and something new, something hot to turn your bobos blue. I kind of changed that saying a bit I suppose to fit our particular Boob Tube Roundup needs this week. Alexandra Park and Merritt Patterson showing off bikini boobtastic in The Royals, Billie Piper re-animated in topless form in Penny Dreadful, Lotte Verbeek in Outlander flashing her Funions, and the deliciously delightful Nina Dobrev never quite nekkid enough in Vampire Diaries, but still so damn hot.

If you had any wondering as to whether the small screen or the big screen is showing more hot lady skin these days, it’s not even close really. The cineplexes are relegated to keeping the flaunting flesh away from the kids lest they turn into sociopathic beasts at the sight of nipples. Meanwhile, the multiple viewing options at home are proving you can have quality television and quality racks all in one show. A couple steps forward, a couple steps back. You’re only breaking even if you’re not sure where to look. Enjoy.

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Maria Osintceva Topless Pearl Neckless Visual Delights in Black and White and Steamy Froth

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One fine model. One room. Not much clothes. Maybe a little lipstick. I truly am becoming a superfan of these basic but wicked hot topless and revealing black and white and color of sextastic all over photos of young ridiculously hot women, often of Russian descent.

Maria Osintceva is featured this month in P Magazine looking all kinds of emoting for the cameras, not to mention showing off quite naturally her naturally hot body in various poses of repose. It’s as simple as it is alluring. Somewhere between the bright bold and busty babes and the demure less obvious au natural lovelies lies the truest form of happiness. Also, where I imagine my nose to be as I motorboat the entire ridiculously sweet female world. Hey, it’s my dream. Get off of my cloud. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Eduardo Acierno For P Magazine

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READER FINDS: Charlotte McKinney Busty Yachts, Ashley Greene And Kate Hudson Pokies, Adrianne Palicki Topless, and Much Much More…

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My most blessed of Fridays. The final day of the not all that long of a week where we make solid excuses for outlandish behavior. I can’t think of a better process to celebrate. Such as we do here in the penthouse basement offices at Egotastic, each week opening up the cavernous reader email bag, throwing in the trained monkey, Mr. Four Loko, and waiting to see what treasures he returns with in his rabies frothing mouth. It’s a tradition like none other.

This week’s Reader Finds includes Charlotte McKinney boobtastic on a boat (thank you to EgoReader ‘Denny’), Adrianne Palicki topless for FHM (an oldie but such a double goodies via ‘Kent W.’), Ageyness Deyn toplees skinematics (little lovelies courtesy of ‘Rachel A.’), Anne Hathaway tighty whitey pokies for karaoke (spiked up by ‘Matt’), a busty candid of Ariel Winter in front of Mickey D’s Coachella (bosom bounced in by ‘James’), Ashley Greene cleavage and butt madness in The Apparition (whoa, hot body masterpieces, thanks ‘Owen’), Caitlin Folley topless in SxTape (lovely blonde udders from ‘Stephen T.’), Elsa Pataky sweet and lovely teats (oh, wow and thanks to ‘Benjie’), Emily Bergl of current Shameless fame topless in film back in the day (lovely lass peaches, via ‘Desmond’), indie queen Greta Gerwig flashing her Funions (lovely peeks delivered by ‘David’), hotness Hannah Kelsey topless in Supermodel mag (epic body shots submitted by ‘Danny C.’), Jennifer Lawrence nightgown cleavage in the recent Serena (this movie came and went, as would by my plan with Jennifer in person, kudos to ‘Juancy’), Kate Hudson and Ashley Greene double dipping pokies (skinematic nips sent over by ‘Arnoldo), Keira Knightley topless peaches (always a swell sight, via ‘Steve’), Kim Cattrall lovely udders throwback style (mmm, blondes have more funbags, thanks ‘Rippen’), Rebecca Hall topless in rare blessing (brunette goodness tossed into the ring by ‘Terry U.’), Rihanna peeks into top in her music video (promoted by ‘Apollon A.’), Ronda Rousey showy sexy (please, armbar me, via ‘Tony Tom’), and last, but not the bit least, the dedicated to onscreen naked Theresa Russell flashing bare yums and buns (submitted thoughtfully by ‘Les’). I kind of have to double dog dare you to check out this entire library of sextastic celebrity goodness. Become inspired. Enjoy.

Billie Jane Topless for the Love of Hot Canadian Brunettes Without Clothes But With Perfect Bodies

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Oh, how I get the letters from Canada. The proud Cannuckians who wish to see more of their fine female country ladies on this little site. You know I do my best to feature hotness from around the world, but could I actually be disrespecting my very own neighbor directly to the North? I shudder, that’s mostly just thinking about how cold it is in Canada. To warm us all up, how about a look at this stellar hot Chris Vongsawat shoot of Billie Jane, one fine looking specimen of Great White North goodness rolling about on a fancy couch quite unclothed.

Billie Jane’s bountiful body is quite ridiculously alluring, including that perfectly squeezable booty that is probably making even the couch a bit randy. If nobody’s used the pun yet, Billie Jane is my lover, I’m going to take it for myself. This Cannnuckian brunette is one outstanding bit of allure. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Chris Vongsawat

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Flor Wendel Topless Titiillating Tanlines For Playboy Argentina

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Bleached blonde Argentinean sextastic models taking their clothes off for the cameras happens to be one of my two favorite hobbies. Quilting being perhaps my only other passion in near equal. The chance to see Sudamericana sweet stuff Flor Wendell removing her clothes nicely and slowly and inevitably for the bunny magazine down Argentina way, well, if I’d had a rmeote in my hand I might have nervously flipped the channel on accident.

Flor’s faptastic female form reminds us that you don’t need more than one fine woman and a camera and willingness to get nekkid to create epic visual wonderments. Budgets are better left for the after party. I’ve just added Flor to my list of girls to unexpectedly knock on their doors the next time I’m south of the equator. The element of surprise really is a key component to my ever getting to meet beautiful women face to face. I hope she doesn’t own a bat or a large boyfriend. Enjoy.

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Naked News Covers The Avengers and Star Wars, Why Not? (VIDEO)

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If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you six times now, the nekkid girls of Naked News cover everything worth covering in the news. And they do it naked. Hence, the name you know. This is the big time of year just prior to big summer blockbuster movie season. As you know, I purchased my Age of Ultron tickets back in 1974 so I’m good for that. Star Wars is coming out in December and many more big pictures in between.

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You could read about them on boring sites like IMDB or RottenTomatoes, but why not get them from Madison, who’s a cute brunette who removes her clothes with the best of the newscasters, actually, the best. When the hot anchors on Fox and weather girls at local stations start taking their clothes off, please let me know that too. You really must join this party. The funbags are hopping. Enjoy.