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Leanna Decker Topless Hot Striptease Will Tingle Your Very Soul

 

I'm not sure how you make a gorgeous looking hot bodied woman taking off her stripety top any hotter, but if I has to make a rough guess, I'd say by giving her a ginger top like scarlet icing on the sextastic cake.

Seeing wicked scrumptious Leanna Decker stripping out of her clothes is truly a religious experience. I feel incredibly guilty, heavily filled with the spirit, and I just know I'm going to be rushing to find some thoughtful reflection time when it's over. She really is one alluring put together woman. I'm almost kind of giddy here, like a schoolboy seeing his first girlie magazine. I mean, after I sold it to them as I did back in middle school. Everybody needs to make a buck, everyone wants to feel a thrill. I served both needs. As Leanna Decker serves our needs today. Her version is much nicer. Enjoy.

Mellisa Clarke Naturally Naughty Ta-Ta Throwdown With Nicole Neal With the Sextastic Appeal

 

It's time for the weekly Battle of the Boobtastic. That moment each week when we celebrate the finest of the funbags by pitting two of them, make that, four of them, against each other in a competition for Funion supremacy. It's not always civil, but it's always super hot.

This week's battle pits the peaches of au natural goth hottie Mellisa Clarke and her brunette bangs against the banging hot body of blonde goddess Nicole Neal. It pains me to think of either of them going home unhappy with the results of a boob judging contest, but judge you must. Making attractive women cry is your sacred duty. So, in your expert opinion, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Mellisa Clarke vs. Nicole Neal

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Berit Birkeland Topless Minnesotan Beach Girl Hotness for Galore

 

If you happen to love your tall blonde Nordic types from the upper Midwest, prepare to fall in lust with young fair-haired model Berit Birkeland, or just Berit, as she's known in the fashion modeling pro circuit, featured this month quite topless and udderly delicious in Galore magazine.

It's not often that I come across a girl that steals my heart and loins in one fell swoop. Maybe thrice a day at most. Put this lovely funbagged lass well into that camp. I could easily see taking her to meet my parents so they can say to me, wait, I thought you were gay. Well, not that there's anything wrong with that, but, no, it's girls like Berit and their outstanding bodies that make me swoon and flutter. With a heavy lean toward the fluttering. Be still my tender bits. Berit, I am so damn glad to meet you. Enjoy.

Humpday Huzzah! Joey Fisher Strips Out of Her Bra and Jeans for Bodacious Topless Reveals

 

Sometimes, you just need a little fluffy funbags in your face to make the midweek hump seem a whole lot humpier. For me, I couldn't be more pleased with my Wednesday boobtastic repast. Namely, the giftedly bosomed Joey Fisher stripping out of her top and jeans to bring a whole new meaning to the word, 'Yum'.

I don't care who you are or what you do, life can take its toll on you. But as always, preciously sweet summer melons are the long journey's oasis. The vision of moist nirvana breaking up your desert trek. Joey Fisher's sweater puppies could milk up many a weary parched traveler. As long as I'm first, I'm good with sharing. Bless you and your gorgeous mams, Ms. Fisher. Huzzah!

Micaela Schaefer Topless at Brandenburg Gate to Ring in Octoberfest

 

I'm never exactly clear why German actress and model Micaela Schaefer is topless at any given time in the middle of the public square. It seems to be perfectly legal in Berlin and Micaela seems to perfectly love doing it. I can't imagine the German citizens or tourists complain too much either. Her funbags might even be more widely recognized now than the Brandenburg Gate, the former East-West Cold War portal where Micaela stood pimping something with her mighty ta's.

Being that it's nearly October and Micaela is hoisting two large mugs of the good stuff, along with her own two large mugs of the milky stuff, I'm going to assume this was Octoberfest related. If you've never been to Germany during that time of year and spent an evening in a beer garden, I'd highly recommend the experience. If you can do so while motorboating Micaela Schaefer, I'd increase my high recommendation to a must-experience on Fodor's list of things to do in Europe. Go on, you deserve it. Enjoy.

Sharni Vinson Topless Bikini Changing Sun Time in Hawaii

 

I'm not sure if Sharni Vinson is still dating the Twilight hunk or not. I do know she is quite topless on the beach in Hawaii, changing out of her bikini top and just deciding, heck, I'm Australian, let's just keep this sucker off while Mother Sol treats my funbags to some Vitamin D enriching

Sharni Vinson could definitely use a month or two of the Bill Swift feeds you a sandwich diet. By simply mimicking my own nutritional model, even the leanest of ladies is certain to pack on 20 lb.s in 30 days, rest assured. Why can't doughnuts be for lunch? With a little lipid love, Sharni could be even more of a visual spectacle, though I'm not complaining now seeing the model and actress prancing topless across the beach. Gift horse and all that. Enjoy.

Diana Georgie Topless Brunette Vixen Like Hotness

 

What do I love? Well, baseball, apple pie, and mom's home cooking. Assuming mom is cooking up hot Russian transplanted to American hotties topless like the brunette vixen Diana Georgie. Featured in this Alessandro Casagrande modeling shoot, the boobtastic sweetheart shows why her name ought start to be chiseled into your libido directory because she is certainly going places, I mean professionally, not just whatever activity you have her scheduled for in your private time fantasies.

I love meeting new women, especially so when they're all topless and alluring. It really does make for the best introductions. Diana Georgie, I'd like to think we can be great friends I mean, first, before our ultimate brief, but highly passionate physical affair involving the sound of circus horns and exotic lubrications snuck into this country. Let our lust be the talk of romantic poets for generations to come, or, in the least, dirty limerick writers. Enjoy.