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American Apparel Model Topless For Clothing Sales and Controversy (and Pretty Peeks)

 

I suppose the whole American Apparel sort of kind of exploits young women meme is on the back-burner these days. Not that it's been adjudicated or resolved, just that the media has a short attention span. Nevertheless, the edgy young women's clothing company continues to get hot girls topless for their promotional photoshoots which is a practice I sort of have to stand behind in general, provided no funky business is taking place.

The model is Jenya D, who probably rightfully only wants to use the initial of her last name. I do the same when dating women who work in laboratories or other experimental settings where they may have access to harsh poisons or acids. Just in case. Jenya perhaps for another reason. I believe she's selling plastic pants. I'm not sure, but whatever it is, I keep instinctively reaching for my wallet. I know I can't fit into those pants. Enjoy.

Anastasia Harris Topless in Slinky Lingerie Because That Just Feels Good

 

Anastasia Harris just seems like a girl I'd like to see topless every day of the year. I suppose that's only possible if you're her boyfriend, so I might just allow myself to take that position if it is offered. I shall wait by my Skype for the call from England.

The sultry brunette glamour model from England really is one of the finer reasons to keep your eyesight healthy. I'd eat a million carrots just to maintain my 20-20 on this ridiculously hot body of Anastasia preening about topless in little silky lingerie. This is the sacrifice I so pledge, Anastasia. If you could just be topless when I get home from work, or you know, home from pretending to look for work, that would be the bees knees. Every great relationship is founded on deals such as these. Enjoy.

Sam Cooke Boob Battles Mellisa Clarke in a Chesty Testy Competition of Ta’s

 

The time has come to put aside our peace pipes for a moment to celebrate the jousting of two jaunty lasses, lovely ladies engaged in the arena of the racktastic, going nipple to nipple in the feverishly hot contest we like to call The Battle of the Boobtastic. There are no losers, only various degrees of wanton lust and epic desire. Such as all conflict should be.

This week's entries into the mammarial battle zone are the blondishly bodacious Sam Cooke, a veteran of such chest bumps, and Mellisa Clarke, no stranger to sweater puppy street battles of hero own. Two cagy veterans, four deliciously perfect engorged funbags. It's time for you to decide. Between these two girls I could never ever have, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Sam Cooke vs Mellisa Clarke

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Humpday Huzzah! Holly Gibbons White Lingerie Striptease Because It’s Simply Just Beautiful

 

Search the meaning of beauty and you'll find a million different answers. I don't recommend it, because it takes away time from Googling more important things like 'honey covered hineys' and such, but the point is, everybody has their own definition of beauty. For me, I'll take the classics. One fine blonde British girl with perky peaches stripping out of white lacy lingerie. Maybe you chose rainbows or the sounds of children laughing on the playground. To each their own. I do not regret Holly Gibbons and her sweet chest peaches in any way shape or kind. Especially that shape or kind bit.

On Wednesdays we celebrate the hump of the week as we do the precious lady lumps that make everyday worth ogling. We don't need elaborate staging or themes or even anything really other than lights, camera, and all the action of one tantalizing girl with bodacious ta-ta's peeling back her silky nothings. Ah, beauty. Huzzah!

Kurara Horie Strips Topless in Pink and Black Lingerie

 

Well, hello Eastern half of the world that we so dramatically and shameless often overlook in our daily exploration of the famous sextastic. Granted, I can only do so much in my few sober hours of the day, especially since the invention of 24x7 televised sports. But the amount of untapped and unrecognized internationally hot local beauties in the Far East, it's something I think about when scientists say things like we've only categorized five percent of the life forms on this planet. The more you dig, the more you find. That's true of gilled species at 15,000 feet deep and incredibly hot glamour models like Kurara Horie stripping out of lingerie in her bedroom.

Kurara Horie has quickly become one of my personal favorite Japanese gravure models. If I were a teen boy in Japan, she would be all over my walls, that's literal and figurative at the same time. Just so incredibly alluring by way of one knockout sextastic Asian body. The complete package. I'd study Japanese for seven years just so I could learn how to properly ask her if I might bathe her. I'm committed. Just so hard to resist. Enjoy.

Lottie Hayes Topless Brit Teen Fashion Model Hotness in Black and White

 

Do you happen to love hot young British fashion models when they do their first topless shoots? I love asking rhetorical questions like that.

English sextastic teen model Lottie Hayes has been cruising the fashionable runways and magazine pages before she could quite lawfully spread her wings and take her top off for the cameras to reveal her perfect au natural catwalk body. Now, of course, it's the time. I

n this simple but memorable mini pictorial by Matteo Montanari, you can see the makings of the next Kate Moss or Rosie Huntington-Whiteley or just the girlfriend of your dreams who you'll have to introduce to everybody as your niece to maintain some social grace. Ah, the Circle of the Sextastic Life, it's like a nonstop train of goodness where the cars keep getting more alluring as you work your way toward the caboose. Enjoy.

Lindsay Lohan Topless Marilyn Portrait, We Got Your Playboy Lindsay Lohan Topless Marilyns (And a Free Week of Playboy.TV)

 

Lindsay Lohan obviously has an affinity for Marilyn Monroe. Not so unusual. But to the point she recently commissioned a London artist to paint her as iconic Marilyn in the flesh for her own private collection of oil selfies I suppose (see below). We first saw Lindsay make a big splash as Marilyn topless a couples years back now in Playboy Magazine, her first real glamour shoot, not to mention a very solid paycheck.

Playboy.TV for Free for One Week! (Warning NSFW: Clicking Will Take You To Hot Nekkid Women Folk Being Naughty)

To celebrate Lindsay's love of Marilyn and her own funbags, our friends at Playboy are offering a One Week Free Trial to Playboy.TV. Free is slightly less than Lindsay paid for her nekkid portrait, though about what she paid to share it on Twitter. Playboy.TV also offers 50,000 hours of HD video, which I'm pretty sure doesn't come with a street artist portrait. You could do worse, much worse, than spending a free week checking out Playboy.TV.  It's like buying Halloween candy, only you can consume it endlessly and only feel better as you do. Enjoy.