It’s time once again to pick between two super hot women for who is the most sextastically boobtastic. It is a difficult challenge to choose between such fine specimens as these two Page 3 girls. It’s like selecting which one of your children you love more. No, it’s tougher than that because there is always one kid you love more than the other. But I feel drawn to each of these ladies equally. You can examine their ample assets to figure out which you’d prefer to motorboat. Ultimately, it’s a matter of preference and I wonder which one you will pick.
This week our two ladies are India Reynolds and Rhian Sugden going head to head in our Battle of The Boobtastic. I like to pretend that rather than just having our dear readers choose, these two lovely ladies go at each other with giant gloves on in a foxy boxing match. Maybe in a pool of Jell-O. Yeah. So, which girl do you choose to be the most Boobtastic, India or Rhian?
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Brazilian model and nudity enthusiast Ana Braga showed off her funbags in Miami. Ana was sunbathing in a skimpy purple bikini when she decided to take her top off. One does not want tan lines, does one? That would ruin the lovely symmetry of her skin or whatever. She then treated everyone in Miami Beach to an eyeful of her sideboob. Normally, that would be enough but Ana’s ladies had more in store. When she pulled herself up on her towel her nips shone through brighter than the Florida sunshine. This shows that she is not only a hot model but also a humanitarian. It’s all about what you give back to those less fortunate than you. People like us that just want a little nip slip action before lunch. It aids in the digestion.
Ana has appeared in several of the South American Playboys and other gentleman’s magazines. She is in Miami a lot and apparently likes to sunbathe like this quite often. How come when I go to Miami Beach all I ever see on the beach is old wrinkled Cuban ladies that look like my aunts and muscular shirtless dudes on rollerblades? Am I going to the wrong part of the island?
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Miley Cyrus topless? Meh, I had to put down my happy hour drink for this one, which my Spidey Senses tell me is almost certainly a fake. Nevertheless, enough of you keep sending me this photo, and it is Miley and she’s never been topless before in the two years we’ve been legally allowed to show you such, but…
If you look at the photo it does seem to be taken from an outtake set from her photoshoot for Maxim magazine after they named her the hottest woman in the known universe. If you look at the backside photo of Miley, a real one, you can see that she was definitely photographed without her top on during the shoot. And the clothes and jewelry are the same. But, are those Miley’s real bare hooters? As I said, I remain unconvinced. But I am only right 72.4% of the time, maybe less even after a few cocktails. So, as always, I’ll let Egotastic! CSI Division, meaning all of you, make the final call. Enjoy.
The first day back to work after New Year’s is a day filled with headaches and regrets. Let’s be honest, you ate like a pig, you drank like a fish, and you probably did a few things like a dog that haven’t left you feeling super proud this morning.
Now, it’s snap back to reality, but what better way to ease your transition back to planet grind than with a healthy heaping double spoonful of the gloriously hot Holly Peers and her epic funbags, courtesy of some amazing outtakes from a Nuts pictorial. Outtakes do always kick-arse on published photos, and these glamour model goodies are actually quite glamorous, not to mention mouth-watering fleshtastic.
It’s all good, and, maybe, just maybe, memories of the donkey show over New Year’s will fade faster than expected. Enjoy.
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