Leonardo DiCaprio might be reveling in the more intimate parts of German model Toni Garrn, but that doesn’t mean I can’t leer and drool and dream of Toni and her striking looks and lean hot body being a part of my breakfast cereal and beer daily diet regimen. What’s Leo got that I don’t got? Please don’t hurt me by making a list.
Toni took a turn modeling some fancy swimsuits and beachwear for Agua de Coco against some pretty cool looking aquariums, though I feel kind of silly for noticing anything beyond the sultry allure of Toni Garrn, a girl who didn’t just happen to become a model, but was plucked by the pros at a young age because of her certain ‘it’ factor. I’m not sure what ‘it’ is, I only know I want ‘it’ very badly. If the penguin wish to watch, that’s totally up to them. Enjoy.
It’s always fashion week somewhere in the Northern Hemisphere, err, one of the hemispheres, this week in Sao Paulo, Brazil where wicked native hottie Izabel Goulart modeled bikinis for Agua de Coco and showed off every inch of the body she often shows us being worked out on social media. I’d say the workouts are working. I wish I had the fortitude to get into a workout program like Izabel’s. I don’t mean to workout like her, I mean, to actually get into her workouts and watch her sweat as I eat an Egg McMuffin with cheese. That is kind of the dream.
Everybody needs a little sextastic in their life and everybody needs a little Goulart. Keep that tush working, Izabel. We’ll keep ogling. Enjoy.
Candice Swanepoel stepped away from the Victoria’s Secret mothership to lend her bodily assets to Agua de Coco swimswear to produce on of our new favorite Candice pictorials.
If there’s one thing Candice does well, it’s look amazing in a swimsuit. I know women always complain about how it’s so hard to find swimsuits that fit them right, but somehow everything they put on Candice seems to fit her like a perfectly revealing glove. We all have our innate talents, for Candice, it’s looking efffin’ amazing in a bathing suit, which I’m guessing has proved more lucrative to her than my talent of being able to whistle through my eye socket. She probably does beter at parties too. Enjoy.