56th Grammy Awards

Paula Patton, Taylor Swift, and Shannon Elizabeth Led List of Hotties at Pre-Grammys Salute to Something

By Bill Swift | Jan 27th, 2014 @ 9:07 am

Paula Patton, Miley Cyrus, Shannon Elizabeth and More at the Pre-Grammy Gala and Salute to Industry Icons

Honestly, there were so many pre-Grammy parties over the weekend, it’s impossible to keep track. They all honored somebody or something very worthy I’m certain. I know the chicken was overcooked at most events and it was impossible to get a drink or three. Still, the hotties came out which means our periscopes were raised, both literally and figuratively, including this Industry Icons event where Paula Patton, Shannon Elizabeth, Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus, and many others came out to show off their cleavage, the best cause of all really.

As much as I lambaste awards season, it is also high season for decked out sextastic celebrities. If that’s your thing, it’s one of mine, then this is your high season as well. And you didn’t even have to pay $500 a ticket to get that bad chicken. Enjoy.

Iggy Azalea Rounds Out Pre-Grammys Showcase With Bottom Rounds

By Bill Swift | Jan 27th, 2014 @ 8:55 am

Iggy Azalea Asstastic Pre-Grammy Party Performance

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I can’t say I’m a huge fan of pop-rapping Australian crooner Iggy Azalea. I can say I feel like I’ve had a whole mess of her thumper in my face this weekend after seeing her booty baring pre-Grammys performance. She really is not shy about putting her entire butt meat out there on display as she sings her important songs about important sings not so importantly.

I guess pop music acts have kind of always counted on the derriere to accelerate awareness of their music, though this might be an entirely new level. Or an entirely new amount of badonkadonk to showcase. Either way, I’m going to call the performance musically memorable, without actually making note of the music. Enjoy.

IGGY WENT SEE-THROUGH TOP TO PARIS FASHION WEEK

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Beyonce, Katy Perry, and Pink Put on Crotch and Booty Show for 56th Grammys Glory

By Bill Swift | Jan 27th, 2014 @ 8:35 am

Beyonce, Katy Perry, and Pink Hot Performance at the 56th Annual Grammy Awards

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You know I’m not a big fan of awards shows. I’m not a big fan of tears and drama and shtick just so artists who already do quite alright for themselves can spend an evening handing each other trophies. Trophies are for Little League kids. Adults don’t really need trophies. Maybe if you invent a cure for cancer or something you get something for your mantle. But not singing a catchy ditty.

Nevertheless, the awards shows like the Grammys do bring out the sextastic celebrities, including the performers like Beyonce, Katy Perry, and Pink, all of whom felt the artistic obligation to flash their booties and crotches for the cameras in advancement and enhancement of their audio arts. It was quite a show in that regard. Somehow I’ve omitted Madonna and her top hat and cane. Oops. Enjoy.

RIHANNA PUT ON QUITE THE RED CARPET SHOW AT THE 54TH GRAMMYS

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